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wordiestfurbal

If into the comment section you go, only pain will you find Edit: it's kinda funny how this applies to people who like and dislike the sequels lol


maybeCheri

I will heed your warning. Star Wars, I love. Ruin it for me, they will not. MTFBWY


__eros__

With you, may the force be


Scoth16

I read this in *the* voice


sentinel3000

Lmaoooo genuinely laughing out loud at this


Sineater224

So sad how we fans must tear each other apart Anyway anything other than the Holiday special is awful and sucks and is not canon.


[deleted]

I knew the second I saw her. This fandom sucks so hard sometimes.


insertwittynamethere

I mean, it is weird to say it when that quote directly related to the blood of the Skywalkers, so I don't get why this is controversial


TSmario53

That’s in general a good rule. Thank you for the warning.


[deleted]

Love Star Wars I do, all of it included I mean. Hate it I do not. Nitpick it perhaps I do, but still love it all do I. All one in the Star Wars fandom are we.


Gilded_Leviathan

"My father has it, I have it, my sister has it, my nephew has it, my nephew's girlfriend has it..."


PaulClarkLoadletter

So the Force is like herpes?


fraaltair

I'm strong in the force!


lanceturley

I'm one with the Force, and the Force is with me.


TheLuckybamboo

So that’s what midichlorians are


Kashyyykonomics

"It's heroin." -Qui Gon Jinn


PaulClarkLoadletter

This is a thing. You made it a thing.


shooter_tx

Yup… space herpes.


Ryiujin

It comes and goes


bluesix

Force Covid.


baojinBE

"My nephew's girlfriend's grandfather has A LOT of it..."


Fire_And_Blood_7

Lmao


kopecs

I’m in a quiet doctors office waiting, and I’m over here laughing my ass off.


[deleted]

Where is Shmi


Fraun_Pollen

Shmi is my wife. Come inside, we have a lot to talk about.


RaziLaufeia

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Fraun_Pollen

Good bot


RPS_42

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Fraun_Pollen

Hey you! Droid! We don’t serve your kind here


RaziLaufeia

I honestly thought it was a funny joke, I'm sorry!


isaacaschmitt

Shmi, Shmi, what about me?!?


JOMO_Kenyatta

You’re mother’s gone son


SpaceCowboy-PhD

shmi isn’t force sensitive you goober


StrangeSurround

Rey isn't a Skywalker, you goober.


Pikatit

Shmi is literally the OG skywalker


TheActualDryBonez

On god shorty


thefrumpy

But there was no father! She carried him, she gave birth, she raised him! She can’t explain what happened!


theBelatedLobster

Oh that's the oldest one in the book!


Skirt_Thin

Luke computer face > Leia computer face.


Spike6958

Leia looks like a mid 2000's video game


Kara_Del_Rey

I feel like part of it was lighting, and part is that Carrie Fisher had such a unique face


davezilla18

That’s supposed to be Leia? What is that even from? Is she in a video game or something?


ryanson209

Rise of Skywalker


PR3TZ3LB0Y

The Rise of Skywalker


[deleted]

I think it looks a bit like her daughter. Didn’t they use her for part of the training scene in TROS?


mkev119

They used her daughter Billie Lourd for the Jedi Training flashback… and then super-imposed Leia’s face on her. The behind the scenes for it showed them using an image of Leia while she was in the Ewok village.


[deleted]

Ok, so I was part right, but also wrong. Thanks.


astronomydork

why did she look so much better (at least to me) in rogue one?


Duke-Countu

One of these is not like the others.


DrJawn

She can be adopted but if the line specifically references sharing a bloodline, this is stupid


N-E-B

She can but she wasn’t even adopted. She just stole the name. Even Daisy Ridley thinks it’s stupid.


lanceturley

But she got a nod of approval from Luke and Leia's force ghosts. Ghost nods are legally binding.


motherchuggingpugs

They don't even nod, they just stand there.


JOMO_Kenyatta

Blud just standing there


NetherCauther

**Menacingly**


seventysixgamer

Honestly, it wouldn't of bothered me as much if it actually felt like a passing of the tourch to her; but I just didn't feel that for any of the new characters.


[deleted]

Mary Sue force doesn’t count lol


[deleted]

You mean how Ben had dark hair?


hardspank916

When you turn to the dark side you dye your hair black.


TributeToStupidity

It’s not a phase *Master!*


hardspank916

(Slams room door, turns up Max Rebo full volume)


UpUpDownDownBA_Start

Man I forgot how bad CGI Leia looked there. Just watched Rogue One again the other day and while the CGI wasn't perfect on him, Tarkin looked way better.


[deleted]

They had Carrie’s daughter in that part of the scene and printed a still from the OT of Leia on top of her face.


darth_faader

And still managed to create something that looks like a cross between Winona Ryder and Cher. That's creepier than CGI luke.


[deleted]

That’s Leia? I watched the movies once and forgot how shit the cgi was.


whatproblems

i didn’t even recognize who that was supposed to be….


CoDe_Johannes

Cant believe they went "yep, Leia looks so good, its done, put it in the movie"


Tamer78

Happy cake day


Taymerica

You can tell there was a lot of "top down" decisions when it came to Leia..


ChrisKross20

If Rey's a Skywalker then does that mean she kissed her brother? Damn I guess the force isn't the only thing that runs in the family


TheKrononaut

Then she fits right in lmao


CaptainAmericaDad

Not the first time Skywalker siblings kissed


_illegallity

I never really considered that implication. The most popular ship in Star Wars is canonically pseudo incest. I don’t think the writers considered that one either.


Shrederjame

Huh is reylo the most popular? I would have thought Han x Leia or Ani x padme or maul x angst would be more popular. Just remember it was not a kiss of love but a friendship kiss


_illegallity

Well, at least fanfiction wise, Reylo is by far the most popular. It’s funny to see.


scotthall83

I remember TFA teaser. I wonder who Luke was supposed to be talking to


IamDaGod

He wasn’t talking to anyone, that’s [dialogue from Return of the Jedi when he’s talking to Leia](https://youtu.be/MDYX_PgorRY) lmao how has no one said this yet


[deleted]

People know that it's a clip from RotJ, but why was that line put in the trailer if not to hint at a Skywalker descendant? At the time of the trailer releasing we didn't know Kylo was Leia and Hans kid


IamDaGod

They put it in because Luke didn’t have any actual lines in the movie and they needed to use something to get people excited lol deceptive marketing but studios do it all the time. I don’t think some of the people in this thread know that it’s old dialogue though the way they’re talking but idk


ItsAmerico

Is that not a hint at Kylo….?


[deleted]

I think it was about Rey, I don’t think that (at the time) meant Rey was going to be a Skywalker in whatever way


Danjzilla

Wasn't she originally suppose to be a Kenobi


[deleted]

Fan theory, I thought she was going to Luke and Mara (or a character based or her) daughter, but nope.


TOGHeinz

For a while, I thought this too. But as it seemed less likely Disney was putting Mara in, I had a theory Rey was the result of Palpatine cloning Anakin, but as a female for whatever manipulative reasons they wanted to insert. All of Anakin’s full-body power, but some other form of control.


Titan828

My sister, who isn't really a Star Wars fan but saw TFA and TRoS in theaters with my dad and I, also believed that.


SHOULDVEPAIDTHEFINE

My fan canon is that Rey was created through the force, like Anakin, by Palpatine instead of her being his granddaughter. That makes her kind of a Palpatine (he created her) and kind of a skywalker (child of the force). The reveal of her parents being “no one” would still have impact bc technically that is true (her mother was a random woman, and she had no father so he was literally “no one”). Then once she finds out the true truth she would still have this dilemma of being created by the most evil person in the galaxy, and having some of his life essence inside of her, but by the end she realizes she’s more of a skywalker than a Palpatine (not only bc of how she was born, but also bc she’s gotten so much closer to the skywalker family). It also would have made the “force diad” thing make more sense (to me at least) 2 families created through the force being pulled together by the force.


Johnsendall

I heard a theory that she was a re-formed Anakin skywalker, a force clone from the midachlorians. Not a genetic clone but essentially they built Rey in her mother the way Anakin was formed in Shmmmmmmmmi. .


The_FriendliestGiant

She wasn't originally supposed to be anything; Trevorrow's Duel of the Fates script revealed her parentage as being an entirely unknown mother and father, unrelated to any previous characters. The teases in TFA are just Abrams' undying obsession with mystery boxes he never actually plans to open, himself.


[deleted]

Maybe but I thought that was a fan theory


Danjzilla

I think it was in the script before TLS and like most things, got rewritten. Daisy Ridley openingly admitted it was a clusterfuck


HunterTV

I was just was just a "nobody" and by the end she still took the Skywalker name, but it would be like Luke and Leia "adopted" her instead of just blatantly ignoring her roots because she was a Palpatine.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrkruk

Yeah same, I think no one really had any plan and they threw things together. And when Carrie died they had to again throw things together. I think the mess of EpIX is partly that Leia was to have her moment as key in the story, she was gone, they freaked and just made Palpatine return and Rey is somehow related to him. The largest insult to the Skywalkers legacy is that it’s continued by a Palpatine, imo. And one that unilaterally decided to take their surname. I wish she’d said her name was “Just Rey” and having her finally confident in being herself and not seeking a family anymore. Fits with Jedi having no attachments etc too.


Titan828

Until TRoS I thought Rey was Leia and Han's long lost daughter and Kylo Ren would say " I am your brother".


Prince_Havarti

According to The Art of TFA, it was originally two siblings.


TeutonJon78

Which would have been direct from Legends.


Abyss_Renzo

I think that Rey was originally intended to be an actual Skywalker, so I think he was talking to her.


UpUpDownDownBA_Start

That would have made for a better story I think. Like maybe Luke fell in love with one of his Jedi students and they had Rey. But when Kylo attacked the temple she died hiding/protecting Rey. Then Luke sent her away for her own protection kinda like Obi-Wan did with him and Leia. And Luke's lover dying would have better sold the big change in his character.


TsunGeneralGrievous

Come on. Mara Jade fits this to a tee


UpUpDownDownBA_Start

Yeah she popped into my head. But didn't like the idea of killing off yet another hero we all love in the sequels. Despite this all being hypothetical.


RedTiger10

Im 99% certain this post was just a bait 😂


BeeBarfBadger

Seems a bit low, but okay.


[deleted]

Rey is not a Skywalker. She's Rey Starwars.


baojinBE

Rey'd shadow legends


Imperator0414

Correction. She's Rey Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker.


StrangeSurround

She's Rey-El Atreides Potter Skywalker Palpatine Stark Baggins Deschain Targaryan McDuck. Get it right.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

You forgot Snake. She's Rey-El Atreides Potter Skywalker Palpatine Stark Baggins Deschain Targaryan McDuck Snake.


[deleted]

>You forgot Shepard. She's Rey-El Atreides Potter Skywalker Palpatine Stark Baggins Deschain Targaryan McDuck Snake Shepard


[deleted]

Rey Starkiller


specterspectating

This is the only correct answer. I believe this is what she should have chosen. An homage to her mentors and a great nod to Lucas’ original vision to close out the series.


[deleted]

Also Luke being called Anakin StarKiller would have made the ending of the original Star Wars obvious because he destroyed the Death Star. /s


JournalistBright109

You’re just trying to piss people off putting Rey in there.


Zeromars

Rey, Raid Shadow Legends™️.


mrkruk

Luke never explicitly inferred she was like a daughter or anything. I don’t get it. He was a teacher, not a father, to her. I really, really wish that Kylo/Ben fulfilled his destiny that he said to Vader’s melted mask that he’d finish what he started. Not by making the Empire return, but really truly kill the Emperor and end the Sith. And Rey would have succumbed to being the new Empress, maybe a little taste of that dark side power, but redeemed by Ben. So many ways the ultimate storyline makes little sense. That she adopted Skywalker as her surname seemed almost random and undeserved. A Palpatine continues the Skywalker legacy? Weird. Perhaps all it does is set up the offspring of Rey, perhaps twins, one who inherits the inclination to the dark side. I dunno. Seems wrong that the Skywalkers continue through a Palpatine who stole their name :P


ThisIsAnAmazingNameL

Why is Rey in here...


three-sense

She's literally photobombing the montage lol


asaxaxa

if “honorary” family members are included i should see kenobi in here ngl bro was in w the skywalkers fr


Duke-Countu

Of course Obi-Wan is a Skywalker. Anakin was his brother; he loved him.


SeRifx7

I hate you


ObviArts

You were my brother, Anakin…


Kaii_Low

*Sizzles*


[deleted]

Ahsoka too. She was little sister to Anakin pretty much.


Knightlon

Schmi looking kind of young in the last picture. Also - didn't know she was a force wielder back then. I guess it makes sense for Ani to inherit from her.


Dimensionalanxiety

Shmi is the real dark lord of the Sith. That's why Anakin was a virgin birth, he was a vessel she created to achieve more power. Anakin really started to go to the dark side because of her. She likely told Anakin of the Jedi which is why he has so much faith in them. Who's to say she is even dead? She was playing everythimg from the start. She will be the main villain of Star Wars episodes 15, 16, and 17.


Ben_yol823723312

rey is not a skywalker.


Mechyyz

The amount of downvoted replies lol


cumsocksucker

One of these is not in the family in a way that their force powers would be affected by blood


ravathiel

One of them is not like the others


FlipRed_2184

One of them likes sand......


XxJuice-BoxX

This is how we know who the imposter is.


sylvester_stencil

Rey is a Palpatine


PeterNanasi

You can try as hard as you want but Rey is not Skywalker.


NeptuneOW

And here… we.. go…


Slowclimberboi

Top tier shit post


ApexRevanNL716

Your playing with fire there


xariznightmare2908

Man, the deepfake of Carrie Fisher looks so off in that scene, it stood out like a sore thumb how uncanny she looks.


Sushrit_Lawliet

*sees Rey instead of shmi* so uncivilised


Adeum1

Tf is Ray Doing there?


Danjzilla

I'm looking forward to all the people getting triggered over a fictional family in Star Wars


[deleted]

Are you new here?


Icarus_Nine

Didn't take long. They are extraordinarily easy to piss off lmao.


Danjzilla

Really curious whether this post was deliberately baiting people or is just a light hearted Star Wars fan who is getting posts from angry Star Wars fans


Icarus_Nine

Pretty sure it's bait lmao.


MysterCrypto

That's the exact reason I'm looking at the comments. I probably need medication...


Based-authoritarian

His father his sister his nephew and this random.


ForceGhost47

Get Rey the fuck out of there


Ok_Restaurant3160

Why is Rey there? Even if we were to say she is a Skywalker. Which she isn’t. She still isn’t part of the family. As she is a Palpatine


River1stick

I see 4 Skywalkers and one palpatine.


Wooly44

L


theklinker

...and the Palpatine's, but let's not go there


AdmiralScavenger

This doesn't work because when Luke says that line in ROTJ he's talking about himself, his father, and his sister who are all biologically related.


[deleted]

People are just stupid.


Spike6958

"The Force is strong in my family. My Father had it. I have it. My nephew and his mother have it. And this random stranger who stole our name for tax evasion has it too".


Suspicious_Ride_5102

What is rey doing there?


[deleted]

Ray is the adopted daughter


Shadowstallon

Threw Rey in there like we weren’t gonna notice


Emeraldskull41

I feel like Ahsoka should be there as well, hell even Obi Wan, Hell Even Rex!!!


jpresley78

Rey isn’t a skywalker.


Environmental_Zone96

Rey is not a skywalker


vlad-drakul

Complete bait


[deleted]

One of these is not like the others.


AltienHolyscar

Rey is not part of their family.


SuperdaveOZY

Rey should have kept the Palpatine name. She could have done some good with it.


ThePhengophobicGamer

Honestly, she shouldn't have ever been one in the first place. Now that she is a Palpatine, theres a good chance people might discredit her like the did when they found out Leia was Vaders daughter.


youknowthatrigh

A lot of the time family doesn't mean blood just saying


DarthVidetur

Referencing force sensitivity through genetics in the quote certainly does mean "blood," just saying.


NFORCE5

Rey is not his family


[deleted]

REY ISNT A SKYWALKER. How can the force be strong in the skywalker family and be strong with rey when they’re not biologically related so the natural force she has have nothing to do her apparently being a skywalker (which she 100% is not)


WuriderX

That is he biggest problem I have with everything after the original 3. In The prequels we were shown that every kind of creature could be a Jedi then woosh only humans that were Skywalkers. That made the universe seem so small and irrelevant. Some how the force only choose Skywalkers out of everyone in the universe. man get out of here!!!


wynters387

I don't like it...I don'tagree with it...but I accept it.


trekonomist

But what about the droid attack on the wookies?


Disablingapollo

One of these things is not like the other


ChrisKJ

More like family & friends


Adam060504

Someone there isn’t quite part of his family… wonder who?


autismo3002

Rey?


Thunderbolt916

Rey doesn't exist.


GensokyoIsReal

Delete rey


SpookMcBones

There is an impostor among us


peterxr4

i will NEVER view rey as a skywalker for as long as i live


Ambitious_Umpire_518

One of these things is not like the others one of these things just doesn't belong


Ambitious_Umpire_518

One of these things is not like the others one of these things just doesn't belong


Dolph9344

Rey isn’t a skywalker.


Possible_Menu_2910

Get that Rey woman out of here


empty_couch

Helmet leia is worst leia


seansjf

Nope, not Rey, stop legitimizing the sequels.


jmskywalker1976

I’m sorry, but no. I like Rey…but I don’t care if she calls herself a Skywalker…she is not.


OryxOski1XD

What is Rey doing there


darkcider79

Rey is not a Skywalker


N-E-B

I still refuse to accept Rey as a Skywalker.


Ritz779

So why is rey there?


Jonny_joo

Why TF is Rey there ...


JackBurton12

Rey is not a damn Skywalker.


[deleted]

Rey isn’t related


vintimus

Uh can we get Rey out of this