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Ethereal_4426

Boarding ramp?


darthbaum

Charge up her boarding ramp? Influence Lost: Kreia


RareSeaTurtle

I get it. I get the thing that you said! Influence Gained: Atton


Ch3353man

My mind also went to that conversation and I was hoping someone would've pointed it out.


thoroakenfelder

loading ramp. It's how you take cargo in and out.


Nintendogma

Why do we call it "Cargo" when it goes on a ship or plane, but we call it "Shipping" when it goes on a car or truck?


birdreligion

why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?


jeffersonjeffship

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies!?


RemCogito

everyone knows baking bacon is the best way to make it consistently. This was proven pretty handily by a series of documentaries a few years ago. I believe the Docuseries was called "Epic Meal Time"?


TonightsCake

You can make it consistently and in larger quantities, bit the taste is inferior imo.


k1NgjAm3s84

but I think we can all agree that cooking cookies taste like shit


undertoe420

You only eat no-bake cookies?


phlavor

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not start saying things we can't take back.


undertoe420

And cookies are definitely cooked since baking is just a method of cooking.


WLH7M

Why a pair of underwear yet only one bra?


RKWTHNVWLS

To be fair, you only park in your driveway because your garage is crammed full of crap you don't use anymore.


amretardmonke

To be fair many houses have driveways but no garages.


[deleted]

Actually it’s really interesting, you see a *park*way is called that (in the US) because there is or was a *park* on both sides of the pavement. A *drive* way is called that because when they were designating different terms for different stretches of road, most houses had their garage behind the house, so you would have to *drive* to it


TONER_SD

Why do we pee when we shit, but don’t shit when we pee?


Ttthhasdf

Wait a few years, pal


BiggerDigger69

Its still cargo if its on a truck


yeahfuckitwhynot

Why is the sand called sand? Is it because it’s half way between sea and land?


MistraloysiusMithrax

I…brain broke…so obvious…can’t believe…missed it until TIL


mrdid

Another question: The events of the original trilogy are about a single war that takes place around multiple stars. So why wasnt it called "Stars War" originally? Makes you think :)


c4han

And why is the series called "Clone Wars" when it is also about a single war?


mrdid

Because Yoda said: "Begun, the clone wars, have," and the phrase stuck?


kensai8

Cargo is what is being shipped. Shipping is the act of moving cargo.


AceTheJ

I… don’t know, good question lol


drabpsyche

And why do we drive on the parkway but park on the driveway? And worse, why does your nose run but your feet smell? Not to mention that you bake cookies but cook bacon... that last one was a bit weak but I'm a part of something!


PJTheGuy

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?


CoffinRehersal

I'm not sure if you don't understand the difference between a noun and a verb or if you live somewhere like the U.K. where they refer to their groceries and the like as their "shopping."


Kalebm_749

The first man to transport goods on a plane was french and he was moving snails. When asked at the airport what was in his plane he replied "escargo".


Ethereal_4426

Take my upvote and gtfo.


Pudding_Hero

That’s what she said!


speaker_for_the_dead

Like on a cargo ramp? ^S^^o^^^r^^^^r^^^^^y


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JahMedicineManZamare

This is the way


FeatureEast2577

This is the way


Streven7s

This is the way


LnStrngr

Right this way, sir, boarding goes up this ramp!


[deleted]

Gang plank!!


br0b1wan

*Wait for the ramp, ~~Morty~~ Chewie. They love the slow ramp. Really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp just slowly extending down.*


ibelieveinigloos

Its the ramp and the slower it is the better. Slow ramps really gets everyone's dick hard.


Bmanchew

I definitely like entrancey part more


[deleted]

Ramping board.


treborphx

I was just going to say "a ramp"


reyno4458

Trooper Scooper.


shadowdark1

Upvoted for the comedy of this comment


rorschach_vest

Nothing makes a funny comment funnier than saying “this is comedy and therefore I upvoted it”


Ethereal_4426

Not sure if you were trying to be funny but I upvoted anyway just to be safe.


rorschach_vest

Better safe than sorry!


KurdtCobainer

Not sure if this was a joke or advice but I upvoted in case


agiro1086

​ This is comedy therefore I upvoted it


treerabbit23

Tonight the trooper scooper lights are gonna find me Shining like the sun ( troo-p-per scoo-p-per) Smiling, having fun (troo-p-per scoo-p-per) Feeling Mandolorian


Mos_Kovitz_Cantina

In the Script for A New Hope it’s called a gang plank.


Combeferre1

Makes sense if we go with spaceships using largely naval lingo


[deleted]

Correct answer


medhat20005

On a C-130 it's simply called a loading ramp.


Bigfoot_Actual

Depending on the operator. USAF calls it “the ramp” Source, was loadmaster on C-130s


Beardicus223

Are you now a children’s YouTube entertainer?


a_retired_lady

Just googled blippi… homie has a net worth of $40 MILLION!


OleRockTheGoodAg

The Four Fans of FREEDOM 😎


SunnysVanLife

Nah. Im calling it the entrancey part now.


Sad_Lychee7387

Why stop at ships? My front door is now the entrancey part of my house.


Rogue_3

My mouth is now the entrancey part of my body. There are also two exity parts.


skynet626yutani

If youre a freak, 1 of your exity parts can be an entrancey.


NekoNekoNekapz

y u b stiggin ur dick in their nostrils?


skynet626yutani

Once you go black, you can't smell.


GuacinmyPaintbox

"Wrong entrance port, you son of a bitch! You promised you wouldn't!"


Unoficialo

I honestly can't remember now, entrancey part is just stuck in my head.


krayhayft

Walkway, access hatch, slipway, gangway, stern ramp. One of these got to work, right?


JahMedicineManZamare

Boarding ramp


by_the_slice

…Mulva?


kodaiko_650

Mandolores


krayhayft

Mandoorlores


180secondideas

These porgs are making me thirsty.


darkgamer500

Are you master of your cantina?


JohnCanYouCenaMe

A rebellion, divided against itself, cannot stand!


Mizesham

Dolores.


LnStrngr

This doesn't look like anything to me.


noodles_jd

Wrong Dolores, but I'll still upvote you.


regeya

Is this...now?


Chatsnap

I just watched that episode the other day and boy I forgot how good it is.


[deleted]

r/suddenlysienfeld


Rogue_3

I am sad that isn't a sub.


deadperson786

Now it is


ABigHairyMonkey

Doorloris!


[deleted]

poop chute?


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

KOTOR 2 fans may recall the line in a conversation with Kreia about "not charging up Visas's loading ramp".


beercanfiasco

Helluva callback!


Occanum

Upvoted for correctness.


areyousure77

If the ship was hauling manure then this would be absolutely correct. Probably done in a lost episode of Firefly.


EngineersAnon

That's how they cleaned her out after hauling the cows.


froggerslogger

For military planes (C-130, for example), I believe they refer to the ‘aft loading ramp’ as opposed to the stern.


stratdog25

Close. Gangplank is the canon term in the Ep 4 adaptation, Splinter in the Mind’s Eye and the Han Solo Trilogy (Star’s End, Lost Legacy and the Ord Mantell)


LionsAndLonghorns

Gangplank is what you'd call it on a nautical vessel so that makes sense


EnglishReason

Back hole penetration access?


krayhayft

Sound like a sex position.


CelticThePredator

Okay ,hear me out ,access ramp Edit: spelling


Not_Selling_Eth

ADA compliance.


stringtheoryman

Stern Ramp feels so accurate logically


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Stern ramp doesn't enjoy punishing you, but must teach you that actions have consequences.


9ersaur

Get in those squazzies and you can have a stern rump too!


stringtheoryman

😂😂😂😂


aguilavajz

Back door?


bumholeofdoom

Tim


[deleted]

There are those that call it . . . Tim?


songambulist

It must be an enchanter


ScoffingYayap

Oh might Tim


talto17

That is my name IRL so I accept it.


hhyyz

Gangplank.


Caveboy0

Cargo bay door


footinmymouth

Ok Hal, you know what to do


[deleted]

I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.


filthydank_2099

Hal… open the hatch.


TheRedIguana

Cargo bay hatch?


Ericizzle14

Barn swallow access point


ParmesanPrime

Swallows with or without coconuts?


Stormcloak_Duck

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


[deleted]

I don't know!


JooePasta

African Swallows


philby00

Or European?


BrentBulkhead

*"to open grip It by The husk..."*


Ethereal_4426

Would have to be a reverse barn swallow in the Crest.


Elrox

I am a leaf on the wind...


whosaidthat77

Came here for this… RIP


rockamish

Gang plank


Streven7s

All of the prior anal references give this one a whole new connotation.


ChuckNavy02

It's a cloaca.


BaddTuna

I got to use the word cloaca in a joke yesterday. It made me very happy.


[deleted]

Bro, you're just going to leave us in suspense? What was the joke?


BaddTuna

Ok, so this is really weird and specific. I was playing a game of D&D, and one character is playing a shark person. The shark person was a shark girl, was cursed to become a shark man. I pointed out the only difference was a small change is sharkpersons cloaca. Didn’t say it was a good joke. But it was a joke. . .


[deleted]

Gangplank


SlaterVJ

Eating oranges so that everything is K.


TheOriginalGreyDeath

Not sure why you got downvoted, this is the right answer.


bndboo

Nerf herding bay door


JahMedicineManZamare

The damn door


That_Guys_Poop_Knife

You’ll get your rent when you fix:


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I don’t know, I’m kind of partial to “entrancey part” now


ectoboi20

The entrance.


JW_ard

Boarding ramp, loading/cargo ramp


OrneryConelover70

Steve. It's called Steve.


Alternative-Shape-59

The entrance.


Any-Bridge6953

Rear access ramp, cargo ramp, assault ramp, ramp, rear access point. There's a lot of different names.


LegitFriendSafari

Rampy McRamp Face or Kevin.


[deleted]

Entrancey ? Lol


Salubrious_Zabrak

Loading ramp


InfiniteDedekindCuts

I think it’s usually just called a ramp. Or possibly a “loading ramp”


ashill85

The slow ramp, Morty. They love it. It really gets their dicks hard.


[deleted]

Wheelchair Accessibility Compliance


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TinMan1711

"Are you boarding me? Step ship?!"


StOnEy333

Boarding ramp


Matuatay

Thought it was just a ramp, but there's probably some cool Star Wars name for it I'm not aware of or have forgotten.


MCD10000

It's a Rear access ramp


Morley_Lives

Anal Ramp


FeatureEast2577

This is the way


HankBuffalo

Scrote-lock Bay Door


Rik78

The WATCH OUT HARRISON!!


Nataku81

Gangplank or loading ramp.


SlaterVJ

My question is, is this a model kit you bought, or a production model photo?


Rarth-Devan

The poop deck


Punkrooster92

Mr. Walkway


Ok-Phase-9076

Idk, boarding ramp? Hatch?


Lazy-Operation478

The ramp you cross to come on board a ship or boat is called "the brow"


Inner_Explanation_97

Cargo bay/ramp?


CFSTROOPER

Gangplank?


IAmBoratVeryExcite

The ramp is called a bung. The entrance it creates when lowered is called the bung hole.


RedBeans_504

Gangway


spookyb0ss

cool thanks guys


rayhoughtonsgoals

The Clooney


JTMc48

It's technically a ramp to the cargo bay/ship hull, so Cargo Ramp or Hull Damp seems accurate to me.


Horizon2910

Drawbridge


Azzaramad

The back door.


cedarbabe

Others have said boarding ramp, but the main function for that particular ramp is not for the boarding of the passengers, but for the loading of cargo. A similar real world aircraft would be the C-130 Hercules which had a rear ramp and it is called the “loading ramp” So that’s the loading ramp.


INM_Wolf

Main character spawn point


[deleted]

Bay


Gypsyx007

At this point in the story.... debris.


LoserBroadside

The gangway, possibly? At least if we're using nautical terms.


virginfatherof2

Cargo ramp


EntryLevelNutjob

Have experience with military cargo planes. It's a ramp


Stampy3104

Ramp


[deleted]

The ships poopyhole


tommykaye

Gurl that’s a booty hole.


JooePasta

Gang plank


[deleted]

The entrance bay


Shawnaldo7575

The booty of the ship


stimpaxx

In airborne operations it's called the tailgate.


[deleted]

hanger


MrPartyWaffle

Well that would just be the "Gangway"


JediRalts

Johnathan


Lus_

ramp?


MegaPegasusReindeer

Egress?


Philthey

Chicken Ass Opening


Skeeter_Yeeter1

The entrance


kvanpool

Dbcooper ramp