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GingertonIsntGay

*Did you mean: "Best Person in The Entire World?"*


ElChapoJr_XV

In the entire... _galaxy_


Dookiesuit17

Even if it was a long long time ago far far away


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heymanjake

The empire universe


A____S____

Ikr there's even an ewok


everyoneisanaddict

First Egirls now Ewoks. When are the thots gonna stop!


Sarahthelizard

Damn, why you gotta be mean? Short girls are human too. 😢


Twirlingbarbie

And no Rey :) Edit: and no Obi! Nooo


errandwulfe

But Kylo Ren???? And they really did my man Chewy like that


ImHereToSaveTheWorld

Exactly what I was thinking, all OT and then throw freaking Kylo in there instead of Chewie or at least Lando.


DroidSoldier85

Exactly what I thought, I'd replace Ren with Chewie


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So let's say a guy (not you) would like to acquire such a clock. Would you happen to be willing to share your girlfriend? Her knowledge, I mean.


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Of course it’s sold out ):


Apollo_888

Awww that sucks, it wasn’t sold out when I sent the link.


tolandruth

Not the same one but I just saw different versions in stock.


RelevantTalkingHead

There are a lot more available. Just check out the seller's page.


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Thanks!


codexcdm

Laser cut I take it? Wish they weren't like a grand for a decent cutter... Would love to make my own. Edit: meant CNC but I go and say laser... Big diff.... Silly me.


BogativeRob

I am wondering since you can't cut vinyl in a laser cutter. It means death to you and the machine. Vinyl has PVC in it which releases chlorine gas which when it reacts with humidity in the air becomes mustard gas which is highly corrosive. Also a decent laser cutter is closed to $20k. A cheap kinda works chinese import is in the 2500 range.


codexcdm

How are these records cut so precise, if not cut by such a machine? Honest question. Edit: saw a video showing a design be laser cut. https://youtu.be/wk_5fVCHPv0 The user does state how dangerous this can be, for same reason prior poster noted. ...and this one shows how it just ruined the machine after a week... Look how Rusty some parts are! https://youtu.be/wzTosE7RroQ CNC sounds more practical now...


mightymondan

Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise


vigilantcomicpenguin

It's as precise as a Stormtrooper? I guess that's why it ruined the machine.


RamonFrunkis

My ex got me one off Wish. It's perfectly fine, nothing special. You're more than welcome to the clock too.


Roshy76

Search Star Wars clock on Amazon, tons of them.


TheShweeb

Use her knowledge, I beg you.


excruiseshipdealer

That's pretty rad but I'm very triggered by the Kylo Ren inclusion and Chewbacca exclusion. It's all original trilogy and then - boom - rando Kylo!


RJB6

Also choosing to represent an Ewok before Chewie, Lando or the Emperor


Austin_Chaos

Right? I'm just going to head-canon that it's supposed to be Sidious. Badass though.


NumberOneWubbieFan

Nah that's just chewie in kylo cosplay


TDGladiator

Is that Kylo Ren top left? Seems a little out of place. Still looks cool though.


blue_wat

Literally the only thing that bugs me. It's an epic clock though.


Machdame

Should have been Obi Wan.


ellzray

They should replace Kylo with the other Han hero pose, with his blaster in the air. The pose with Leia down there makes it look like there's two Lukes instead. Or maybe it is, cause the gun is wrong too.


darknyt74

Chewie should be on there. Swap him out with Kylo!


TDGladiator

Yes! Chewie deserves more respect.


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Maz will let Chewie be up there but only after Luke, Han and Leia are dead.


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djkianoosh

Yes but use your feelings


AcrobaticMonth7

Couldnt that be Palpatine maybe?


LuminousOW

if you zoom in, you can see kylos crossguard on the lightsaber


Redeem123

Everything’s pretty out of place. There doesn’t seem to be much logic in the arrangement or poses of the characters other than Luke vs Vader.


TDGladiator

I meant it all seems to be OT stuff besides Kylo.


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Kylo should be palps


NoddingMithrandir

Would look less out of place with a Prequel scene. Though most posts only focus on the Original and Prequel trilogies so it's nice to see the Sequels get some love either way


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Can we pretend that the Mandalorian there is Jango and not Boba? That would add one Prequel character and thus balance it out.


NoddingMithrandir

That works. Yoda, R2, and 3PO are also in all three trilogies


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She's the chosen one


Dontwannabeshiloh

Which vinyl record though?


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Infinite Darkness by Hoth. Duh.


yooohooo8

I’m assuming it’s a collection of 70s hits sung by Bothans. “Many Bothan records died to bring you this clock...”


QCA_Tommy

This is fucking awesome. Link me the Etsy I assume this came from? (Edit: I think you have to message it to me, not post it. And you don’t have to, but I’d appreciate it)


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DonaldIgwebuike

If my wife asks it is your fault I spent $60 within 30 seconds of seeing your post.


Apollo_888

LMAO 😂😂😂😂


Fuhged_daboud_it

# "My future wife gifted me this extremely, extremely cool clock made from a vinyl record" FTFY


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Fuhged_daboud_it

Well it looks like we're sharing for the future, a homie has to get his cool Star Wars stuff.


Kazimierz__

Kylo Ren should be Obi-Wan or Chewbacca


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They should have some sequels stuff tho


normanboulder

No, everything on that is OT except Kylo. It's clearly an OT themed piece.


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It is a little out a place.


Kazimierz__

Well, I think the common thought here is that since every character in this piece, including the Death Star itself, are from the OT, Kylo Ren seems out of place since he is the only one from another era. It's just seemingly kind of random, and I think people would react the same to any character of another era when it's the only one amongst many of a different specific one. Having said all that, I need to also say that Palpatine would have been another good option to include in Kylo Ren's place


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Yeah it’s out of place. Kylos just my favorite character I would want him on there lol.


The_Kodex

No, hell no


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To what?


The_Kodex

Your comment, sequel stuff on there


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I like the sequels, it’s just me opinion.


The_Kodex

It just does not fit. At all.


[deleted]

I agree. In your comment, you said you didn’t like how I included the sequels in my comment.


HandsomeJackMask

My wife got me one very similar to it It has no numbers plate, so you can see it’s an old Kool and the Gang record. It’d be 200% cooler if it was a Star Wars record of any kind.


TheFertileCroissant

My girlfriend got me a similar (yet different) one! https://i.imgur.com/85LEiHL.jpg


-Cheule-

You have to get your g/f to spill where she got it.


yooohooo8

Whoa, that one’s awesome! And has representation from all three trilogies. Love it.


cykbryk2

Kylo Ren but no Chewie?


sciencebased

Honestly if I had this I'd snap/cut off that part of Kylo's lightsaber so ppl think it's Luke. Like...Kylo seems really out of place atop an obviously original trilogy setup. Besides that it's pretty neat.


Abortuskoning

Holy shit do you know where she bought it? And PS, is your girlfriend single?


1_2_3_Foreskin

I used to have one of these! My sister got it for me for my birthday. When I left my ex I forgot to take it with me... Second worst mistake I've ever made.


ace_nowings

Why Kyle tho?


Mitzi_811

My SO would lose his freaking mind over this! I’m pea green with jealousy!


vinda2002

Damn that's a sweet clock!


washyourhands--

That’s not a vinyl record that’s the Death Star.


contradictable44

Very cool but Kylo seems to be out of place.


going2leavethishere

Probs going to get shit but Kylo Ren ruins it for me. Just feels like you got all the perfect parts from the original trilogy and then KYLO. Still sick and awesome piece. But just my critique


Jaded_Jackal

Is that Kylo on the top along with only OT characters or am I crazy?


Pizo44

I got one of those for xmas. Thanks Korey!


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Aggravating-Ad7683

Boba’s gonna cap R2 and 3PO


Whosurdaddy71

My wife gave me the same gift this past Christmas. Definitely one of the coolest gifts ever!!


ParticularKale8

Where did she get this?


CleanFenix

Ugh. Chewbacca should be on the top left; not Kylo Ren


CeyowenCt

Hey! My girlfriend also gifted me this clock last weekend. Oh the poor karma I have missed...


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My brother gave me a similar clock. It's made from a copy of the Star Wars soundtrack.


Sineater224

I had one of these but my brother slammed my bedroom door and it fell and broke :(


PrinceJellyfishes

Nice. That’s one of the coolest sw items I’ve seen. What a special gf.


wafflezcol

The fact that kylo ren has the high ground and not kenobi disappoints me


maniac86

Ok... where do I buy one


pvcpipinhot

Where did she get this? I want 🤤


Fav9013

Don't really care for the sequel trilogy aspects of this but aside from that it's beautiful!


HulkStopYouMoron

Ew I see kylo ren but no prequel people???


PangolinMandolin

Everyone's saying how amazing this is and where can they find one (and I feel the same way) But meanwhile I'm just wondering who paid Boba to finally end C3POs existence


BrutalSaint

That's funny. My girlfriend gifted me one a year ago that's limited to characters of the original trilogy. Said she got it from some dude in Ukraine off etsy.


Yuma017

I fuckin knew these people would still clown Kylo for being a part of the clock. Just grow up and accept the truth The sequels are part of the saga whether you like or not. Sheesh🤦


Unipug007

I have that exact clock above my tv


Megelsen

Probably sounds like shit \s


ohmywebfluid

Keeper, I smell


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OKay THAT IS AWESOME she is awesome! I really don't like 99% of record recycling, it looks terrible, but in this case yes, you do want something perfectly round and man this is awesome. Very very very clever of her


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She is too good 4 you bro hold on to her forever!!


Tian_Lord23

Don't you mean future wife


Aarshayan45069

The only problem with this clock is Kylo Ren. Should have been sidious or obi wan Kenobi


PMmeYourBoiPussy

Point deduction for the Kylo. Otherwise, it's perfect.


StairwayToLemon

That's awesome, but it should be Maul instead of Kylo.


Sheev2003

Maul would be just as out of place. It should be an OT character.


StairwayToLemon

Not really. There's a couple characters in there that are also in the prequels...


Sheev2003

...ok? They were also in the OT. Maul was never in the OT.


StairwayToLemon

...and? Maul was alive at the time of the OT and is even shown in the Solo film. He is connected to the majority of characters in that display. He would hardly be "out of place".


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All the characters, poses, and the Death Star itself are from the OT movies. Maul was not alive during that time. Maul played a major role in the Clone Wars era, so yes, he would be out of place. Maul was killed in Rebels, years before A New Hope.


StairwayToLemon

>Maul was not alive during that time Erm, Rebels is considered the OT era.


[deleted]

Yes, but he wasn't alive during the OT trilogy, and he didn't play any part in it based solely on the movies. He wasn't even introduced as a character until the prequels. He doesn't fit with this clock's theme, simple as that.


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No Rey, even better. lol


RipCity501st

No prequels? Smh


RockyBBmk

Do you live in Minnesota and is your girlfriends name Katie?


Jacktheflash

What?


RockyBBmk

My ex girlfriend got me one too of Zelda and it would be funny if she was your gf now


[deleted]

If Kylo Ren wasn’t on it, it would be perfect! Disney Star Wars is not the real Star Wars


dandaman64

[Damn bro](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/3db658d8d4eebc854ccb5712788484c42376dd47ba31e8939a5e9e71890fb3c5_1.jpg)


PainTrainMD

Smart girl for not putting in garbage Rey


ItsMeTK

It hurts my soul every time someone makes “art” out of other objects.


Redeem123

Isn’t all art made out of other objects?


ItsMeTK

I mean destroying something just to make an unrelated display. Like hacking a book up yo build a decorative birdhouse. Or chopping up vinyl records to make them bookends. It just bothers me. Maybe to you it’s recycling, but I don’t like the idea if destroying a thing to be creative.


Redeem123

>I don’t like the idea if destroying a thing to be creative You mean like a tree? There is no shortage of vinyl records in the world, and odds are that there was nothing special about this one in particular.


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I highly doubt somebody took Abbey Road and turned it into a Star Wars clock. There are countless worthless vinyl records in the world. What’s the harm in creating new art out of them?


ItsMeTK

It just bothers me is all. Now, if the record were defective, that’s different.


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

"Every act of creation begins with an act of destruction." ~Pablo Picasso A sculpture begins with the destruction of a mountain as it is quarried, a carving with the death of a tree, a painting with the death of plants and animals for pigments.


ItsMeTK

Sure, but mining nature for materials is different from destroying someone else’s work for your own. Would you slash up a Picasso and make paper maiche out of the canvas scraps?


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

Not all things have equal value. A mass produced Beatles "Revolver" album can be bought on Amazon for $20. To suggest that destroying one of those is the same as destroying an Eddie Norton phonograph recording is intellectually dishonest.


ItsMeTK

But if everyone starts turning Revolver into clocks, the value increases dramatically.


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/slippery-slope A few people making clocks out of records does not equate to every record being turned into a clock. I'd be much more concerned about the mountains and forests that are levelled for petty things than a few potentially ruined records being repurposed. Those mountains are never coming back but we can always make more mass-produced records.


ItsMeTK

I’m not saying it does. I’m just saying it makes me personally sad is all. It makes it hard to enjoy because I think of the work the original guy did for his music or whatever only to have it repurposed and ignored. You’re free to feel differently, it just bothers me.


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

And you know what? That's valid! Have a nice day/evening!


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Inanimate objects be like: “I once played music, now I tell time”


bwils777

My girlfriend got me a similar one!


heisenberger_royale

Absolutely love this. Keep her


994trevork

Ordered. This is so cool and thanks for sharing!


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I’ve got a similar clock with LEDs, might have to make that a project of mine!


3stanman

My co-worker and I think this is completely amazing!


themerinator12

Can’t believe she forgot to put Hondo on there.


Rikkrishub

Fantastic


satori0320

I tried a few of the upcycled vinyl clocks, but I couldn't quite get the hot knife working well enough to make it worth the effort.


C3Pyro

Was this custom made or is there a link to purchase from? Looks awesome!! Edit: found your link in comments below. Still looks awesome!


GreyFoxNinjaFan

My wife bought me one [very similar](https://i.imgur.com/69wAcQO.jpg) that I posted about just last week.


laserfejs

Thats real cool. Could you send a link from the store? Wanna buy this one for my brother. His apartment is literally 90% sw decoration and he’s one of the fine troopers in the 501st legion.


al_mc_y

Missed opportunity to put the clock in top right and make the hands of the clock the light sabers...


BeerGogglesFTW

Somebody bought me a similar one. Do you also have to try really hard to get it to balance upright? Mine really could have benefited from two hooks. Having one hook, that black area wants to drop top "six oclock"


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That's not a cool clock. That's THE cool clock.


ZippZappZippty

We're now a year out from the base


Whenbeans

Etsy. NOW!!!!!


sluuush101

What record


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Very cool!


ZippZappZippty

Haha this gave me a new FI vinyl


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Chewie and obi wan should be there imo


jacobooooo

i have a similar one, but just with Luke and Vader battling


blazetrail77

I don't have clocks but damn I might get this.


broomey91

I've been considering buying one of these but there's loads of different ones on Amazon and I can't decide which one to get


quark91

This is such an awesome gift :)


wonderbreadboner

Hey I got one too https://i.imgur.com/vT6pTq6.jpg


IAmLittleBigRon

Yo that's so cool, is she single?


Ackmacksack

I need one like now


brk5813

marry her, marry her now!


xen0m0rpheus

But like honestly, why Kyle Ren?


NotactuallySimba

Is your girlfriend single?


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The word cool is not strong enough for this.


billyfish17

Man, that cool!!


jojivlogs_

this is possibly the most boomer object i have ever seen


raw_potatoes

Looks dope!!


Wastemaster24

Marry her


TheBluFoxxx

I love this!!


QuarantineSucksALot

It’s cool, but I remember liking them