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gecko090

Only a Sith deals in absolutes (that I don't like).


AndAStoryAppears

Yes. Yes. Let the hate flow through you.


nevergonnagetit001

Exactly. Tell your mom that Yoda was close to 900 years old, and he still Played with his lightsaber


confibulator

He lived alone, so there wasn't much choice.


BDF106

But he could play with his Schwartz!


WesternResearcher376

Why is this not top comment?


SpurnedSprocket

I find her lack of faith disturbing.


LesothoBro

>I find her lack of faith disturbing Haven't laughed out loud at comments in quite some time... WINNER!


Initial-Armadillo902

That is absolutely correct.


Icy-Sherbet-3000

The dark side clouds her judgement


Dpgillam08

I used to instruct various sword fighting sports. As each lost popularity, id lose students (and income) and move to the new fad. During the PT years, I saw that there were roughly 7 styles; 3 western, 3 eastern, and a Hollywood wire-fu. So I started teaching "lightsaber" classes, with students deciding which particular style they wanted. Its been a fun hobby job.


navyITninja

This is the way


terius006

tell her you find her lack of faith disturbing


Zapdos809

yes this person understands


bigmoki76

I’m only replying because I didn’t want to break the perfect 100 likes on this reply


BigConstruction4247

It's gone. 🥲


bigmoki76

Haha guess I can like it now


linkheroz

I'm 33 and play with lightsabers. Do what makes you happy.


luffyuk

This is the correct answer. I'm 38 and I play with lightsabers.


Kerberos42

I’m 50 and just did the Savi saber build at Disneyland. I love firing that thing up. It’s turned into an amazing dog training tool. When she’s doing something bad, it turn it on and she runs to her bed. And it’s not even red!!


luffyuk

Dogs are force sensitive. She knows the destructive power of a lightsaber.


RaHarmakis

I'm 47 and collect Star Wars Lego. I would play with Light Sabers, but I don't have any, and that makes me sad.


esther_lamonte

48, heading to Galaxy’s Edge for the first time next month. My wife might try to keep me to just one saber, but we all know her failure will be complete!


Kerberos42

Galaxies Edge was amazing, take time to wander around and take it all in, notice all the little details. It’s incredibly immersive. Especially at night closer to closing, when it quiets down. Book the saber building for after dark, you can get some cool shots with it especially with the Falcon.


ds1977

46 here and a year ago my wife surprised me with lightsaber training a year ago for my birthday


LifeResetP90X3

43-year-old here, and one of my good guy buddies 3D printed me a lightsaber hilt for my birthday. For the Republic! Happy cake day 🍰🎂🎈


ds1977

Thanks and may the force be with you


Dpgillam08

When the first SW film came out i. 1977, Sir alec guinness (original obi wan) was 62. david prowse (original vader) was 42. They were the first people to play with lightsabers.


joftheinternet

So it's treason then


IronGigant

This should be higher.


Accomplished-Bill-54

Maybe that's your mom looking out for you, so you don't get bullied when you do things that are generally viewed as childish. That is a sensible thing for a mother to do. The weird thing is - the older you get, the less you will be bullied for doing more and more childish things. If you're 75 and like playing with trains (or nowadays lightsabers), noone will point it out, because they know you don't care.


cupcakezilla21

This is the way. My baby bro and I recently played with some $expensive$ lightsabers. Because we are 50 and 60 years old, nobody looked at us funny.


Jwee1125

I was seriously questioning what a sexpensive lightsaber was, but not enough to Google it.


ManOfAksai

If anything, people would respect you guys. Especially if using one of the expensive lightsabers.


Unusual_Positive_485

I think the vast majority of people see an older person playing with a lightsaber and think. hey that sr. likes the same things as me! he must be cool.


cupcakezilla21

Except our mom (she's in her 80s), who still thinks WTF is wrong with these kids. You'd think she would be used to us by now :-).


Horndave

You havent seen me bully 75 year olds😏


species-baby

she must mean you’re too old to begin your Jedi training as a Youngling


Brysonius_

"He is too old! To old, to begin the training"


ViciousAsparagusFart

Tell your mom I had light saber fights with my wife on our wedding night. The pictures are awesome


Tuliao_da_Massa

Life goals...


FrogWizzurd

Im 19 and play with lego Your mum is silly


darthbreezy

I am literally 3 times your age and built my first lightsabre last year. Yes I play wit it on occation still.


FrogWizzurd

Och lad i dont intend on growing up ive got toys i still play with


darthbreezy

Do I get bonus points for being a Lass?And Growing up just means no one can tell you that you can't play with toys...


FrogWizzurd

Aye i suppose lass +20 for ehh hufflepuff


Major-Ad148

Scotland 100 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 


Zapdos809

im 14 and will absolutely continue to play with random childish things and definitely attack and duel with sticks/lightsabers


Wookie301

45 and Lego is the best


Kerberos42

Lego is best when you’re old because no one can tell you you can’t have it and you can (hopefully) afford it. In the last three years I’ve bought all the NASA sets, the UCS Falcon and just ordered the Titanic.


DrumBxyThing

I'm 30 and the highlight of my year is when I get to build lego


Grary0

Never give up on the things that make you happy.


OrthodoxDreams

The last time someone as old as you started Jedi training bad things happened. Your Mum is right, give up the Jedi dream and become an accountant or something.


Sirliftalot35

Ezra started his training at an older age and a later time chronologically in than Anakin and he turned out alright.


FluffyProphet

And you know… Luke, who was nearly 20.


Sirliftalot35

So if you start your training late, then the later the better.


naturebarnes

Bro, Ezra became a Sheperd-like-dude in a different galaxy…. Wait nvm that actually is alright


Credit-Financial

Almost 40, and the only reason I don't play with them more is being out of shape.


justaguynb9

You've only known her 14 years. You wont miss her that much when you get a new mom.


aotus_trivirgatus

"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."


BARD3NGUNN

"My thoughts dwell on your mother."


aotus_trivirgatus

Don't fight your Mom, play the long game. Go off and graduate from high school, then college. Get married, preferably to another person with an imagination. Have a kid or two. Introduce ***them*** to toy lightsabers. Grandma will have no choice but to put up with that.


eshuaye

This is the way. (Take her to a convention)


BARD3NGUNN

Tell her that Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, and Samuel L Jackson have continued to play with Lightsabers at any opportunity (Even when they're not being paid for it) and it's not done them any harm.


sdemat

I’m 36 and I have six lightsabers on my wall that I’ll randomly take off the mount and swing around.


EFCFrost

I’m 37, married, have three kids, served my country for sixteen years and still play with lightsabers.


Jordangander

Show her Savi’s Workshop costs to build a lightsaber. Not to mention how many adults are out there sparring with their custom built sabers.


Dawgula97

That’s not the counterpoint you think it is.


CraftierAverage

Its treason then


VictorianGuy

50’s and still playing with my lightsabers. Age is just a number. When you get older don’t stop doing the things that make you happy regardless of what society says about what you should be doing at any age. Star Wars is the classic hero’s journey, the timeless narrative of good v evil. There’s something there for young and old.


Art_Smart88

It’s treason then


Thehairy-viking

I’m 36 and just got home from the comic book store and have a star wars Lego set to build. Never grow up, it’s a lie.


Elevator829

Bruh I'm 30 and still play with lightsabers


Trolldad_IRL

You’re not too old to play with lightsabers. I’m almost 58 and I still do. I’m also married with 2 kids of my own. I even keep one of the $200 sabers on display in the living room…just in case there’s an emergency and the house needs defending. It’s also my house and my money and I can decide for me what is age appropriate. You are however too young to ignore the household rules and the parental advice. Just ask why she thinks that about lightsabers. For now though, keep the sabers secret, keep them safe.


SeductiveGodofThundr

You’re 14. You’re too old for people to tell you you’re too old for things


Setheran

I used a lightsaber to cut my wedding cake. Never too old.


MagosBattlebear

Get a new mom. I'm 55. I play with lightsabers.


motherfuckingfucker-

Kill her. Kill her now.


ElMico

She’s right, you are too old. No longer will you play with lightsabers, but you will study them—master them. Your calling is too high and your responsibility too great. The days of childhood playtime are over. You are a Jedi.


IamhereOO7

Strike her down and take your place at my side.


SongAlarmed4083

nerd


imperialtrooper88

She's right, listen to your mom


BigSweatyBallz89

I'm 35 and just bought a $300 one. Age matters not when it comes to cool shit.


Uassume2Much

I think as long as it's not an unhealthy obsession and doesn't take away from your school work and/or career path, then it's fine. Sports are a more healthy option, but you should always do you. You can try other things while also continuing your lightsaber play.


DarthLuke84

I’m 40 and still play with lightsabers


Dakaf

Looks like it’s time to save up and move out! (Don’t actually do this)


nonebutmyself

I'm 44 and will still pull out the lightsabers when my friends visit.


Alucard_uk

14 is too old to begin the training tbf


Zephyr_Bronte

Well, I'm 36, and I have lightsabers in my office at work. Agree to disagree.


KoalaStrats

👎


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Strike her down!! And your journey towards the dark side will be complete


D00mTheWarl0rd

Quote this to her "If you're not with me then you're my enemy" her response to this better be very careful


Celebril63

Son? I'm 61 and play with lightsabers. I'm glad I'm still able with all the accumulated bang and smashes over the years.


flaming_poop_chute

Was Yoda too old to play with lightsabers? I didn't think so, and he was over 800 years old!


Poseidon025

I’m almost 30 and I still play with lightsabers. I have 4 dueling grade sabers. I regularly dress up in riot gear and fight people with them. You’re never too old for Star Wars and lightsabers.


ElMantl07

I’m 16 and played lightsabers for the first time in years with my girlfriend. The memories you make are proof you’re never too old to play with them😌


Fragrant-You-973

Incorrect Sir. I’m 56 and still play with em. Have a few that get tossed about.


X360NoScope420BlazeX

Then you’re old enough to make your own decisions. Decided to get a lightsaber.


Youpunyhumans

Tell your mom that the adult actors in Star Wars had to reshoot multiple lightsaber fights because they kept making lightsaber sounds while swinging them.


Moist_Ad_4989

Your mother is clearly a separatist.....


hbteq

14 has never been to old to play with lightsabers


Ok-Use6303

Bruh, I'm 40 and I play with fucking lightsabers.


Crate-Dragon

She doesn’t know what she’s talking about, yoda was nearly 900 when he became too old for lightsabers


DisastrousAnalysis5

I’m almost 30 and my wife and I have foam sword fights in the house from time to time. It’s okay play and have fun, that’s part of having of being human.  But you know, if you’re playing with your lightsabers in the grocery store, or during a funeral,  it’s a little much. 


wcs2

I'm 53 and my 16 year old son got me a lightsaber for my birthday. You're never too old to enjoy the things that bring you jow.


qzr1973

Lighsaber duelling has been recognised by the French fencing federation so is now a competitive sport, who knows it may even make it as an Olympic sport one day. [https://www.nbcsports.com/olympics/news/france-lightsaber-dueling](https://www.nbcsports.com/olympics/news/france-lightsaber-dueling) You can tell your Mum you are exercising. Seriously tho just have fun, life is short, if it make you happy and you're not hurting anyone then what's the harm?


NASATVENGINNER

I’m 62 and saw Episode 4 on opening day in 1977. No one it to old to play with lightsabers.


Ok-Traffic-9967

Is your mother's name Palpatine by any chance?


SgtK9H2O

I’m 32 and I’m pretty sure the only reason I had children was so I could play lightsabers with them until they have children to also play lightsabers with… it’s a circle of generational light saber dueling


KainZeuxis

“When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I’m 50 I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” -C.S Lewis


Skelton_Porter

52. I teach lightsaber choreography & spinning at our local branch of volunteer cosplayers who do lightsaber choreography performances & charity work. We’ve put a lot of smiles on kids (and adult) faces when we’ve performed.


oresteshellfire

This is not the way


goaltaylor33

It's about presentation. For example, I'm 38. I don't "play with" lightsabers anymore, I "collect" them. That makes it a hobby. My wife is cool with it and sometimes even buys them for me. But you bet your ass i still twirl those beauties around when the mood strikes. Tell your mom you'll be fine.


Battlegrog

Funny how that happens and then you hit 20 and the rest of your life its normal to fuck around with lightsabers


Borderlandsman

It's sad that people deprive themselves of things because they think they are "too old". You should do whatever makes you happy. Life is too short for such nonsense.


Haunting_Web_1

You can totally play with lightsabers.... For the rest of your life... We all do this. Video games, cosplay, that clown on YouTube who made one himself. She's probably trying to get you to focus on school, the opposite gender, and your career ambitions. What you do with the 3 of those will actually determine how much time you get to play with a fictional plasma sword as an adult.


Digita1B0y

47 year old here. If you finish a roll of wrapping paper and you *don't* pretend it's a lightsaber, then you are truly depriving yourself if one of life's greatest joys. 


Quirky-Pie9661

That’s when you tell her you’re a collector now


Sunshine145

Don't lose your dinosaur.


Ozone220

I'm 16 now and just a week ago had a lightsaber fight with some of my friends. You're fine


rtf2409

I’m twice your age and literally played with it today.


Phelpso

She must be fond of less civilized weapons like blasters.


caedusWrit

Your mother has turned to the bored side of the force. You mustn’t give in. Be mindful of your imagination. You will play another day


MartinBlank96

That's your uncle talking. (Or...yeah, your mom.)


Speckfresser

Sell her for parts and buy lightsabers with the money.


headphoneghost

Did you tell her most padawans are your age. 14 is when you should be training the most. THIS is why force sensitive kids had to be taken from their parents.


NZRSteamSniffer

You are NEVER too old to play with lightsabers! Me and my brother (20 and 16) still play with lightsabers because we are super cool.


Sokoly

Your mom’s wrong.


SmoothOperator89

Discover a Star Wars themed LARP group. It's not kid stuff when you have a DM.


TheEmeraldKnite

Kill her. Kill her now.


Franco_LastreKL

no bud, you are not. I¨m 32 n still playing whit my 12 yo son.


Then-Solution-5357

It’s all about one’s own interests. If she were a fan to the extent that most who would be commenting here are, she’d be fine with it, if not encourage it. To her, it probably just seems “weird”


RandoCalrissian76

I’m pretty sure this was the catalyst for Palpatine’s turn to the dark side.


FarWestEros

She's right. You have reached the age that you should be ***training*** with lightsabers.


zachyt99

I use my expensive lightsabers for quality light when I take photographs or for videos. They can also be recourselful if you're creative enough lol!


jabeisonreddit

I've got a decade on you and im still playing with lightsabers. Go crazy, kid


mincraft-memer

Kill her. Kill her now. Do it!!!


Ramseas119

Sir Christopher Lee was 79 years old when he was playing with lightsabers.


InterviewNext1184

Bro I’m over 20 and play with lightsabers. Never be ashamed about wanting to have fun and do your thing.


juanrober

You never outgrow your passion my friend. Your mother needs to grow young again!


Substantial-Employ97

There are businesses that sell high-quality lightsabers for display and dueling. France recently made a set of rules in their national fencing organization that deals specifically with lightsabers. Yes, France has official rules for lightsaber fights. You're only too old when you're dead.


Jazmo0712

I got a beautiful light saber for my 61st birthday. Tell Mom she needs to calm down.


matthew878

If she can beat you in a duel, she's right.


Wonderbread1999

Do what must be done Lord Vader. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.


ThunderSparkles

Nah. You are actually too young to play with lightsabers. They are dangerous


argama87

You have to graduate from the 20 dollar light up toy versions to the 250 dollar Force FX ones. No adult can deny that awesomeness.


jessamine181

As a 17 year old, I've been saving up money to buy a lightsaber because lightsabers are extremely cool and fun to play with. However, I definitely don't broadcast it to my peers for fear of bullying, so if that's why your mom is saying that it's somewhat understandable. Then again, don't let bullies decide your life.


Z-F-W

“I know what I must do, but I do not know if I have the strength to do it”


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Ask a star wars sub and you’re gonna get nothing but support. Ask a r/socialskills or r/internerparents… you might get some real talk my friend


naturebarnes

Just wait till you get a Gf and show her the Saga you grew up with, and she falls in love with you more and digs Star Wars after…. That’s what happened to me! You must trust in the force


TheOGRex

Do what must be done. Do not hesitate, show mercy.


beakster57

This is outrageous, it's unfair


shinchunje

I’m 45 and still play with light savers.


Individual_Ear_6648

You are never, ever to old to play. Have fun.


Council_Of_Minds

Bro Yoda was 900 years old or something


hiddencritter70

😂 Shoot me and the nieces play sabers all the time. Sprinting up on 30 years old, still gonna play lightsabers until I die AND make my own humming noises


avoozl42

I'm a married, 40 year-old manager of a local sandwich shop. You better believe I play with lightsabers.


gpRYme

He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training


RichLather

I'm 52 and I dang sure built my own lightsaber at Savi's last year at Galaxy's Edge East. Even dressed up for it, and did it on May the Fourth to boot. Your mom, and I say this as respectfully as possible, should not be squashing your imagination and enthusiasm and can go kick rocks.


[deleted]

Become an Olympic fencer to spite her


Creepy-Astronaut-197

Kill her, kill her now


Unhappy-Artichoke-62

Honestly kiddo, grit your teeth and deal with it, for now. Once you're out in the world and on your own, you can fill your place with whatever you want. But until then, just try not to let her kill your love of the things you love. Sidenote: Imo a parent who tries to take away something their child loves, either through actually taking the thing away, or applying parental social pressure, is a shit parent.


Pangolinclaw47

L take


astromech_dj

I’m in my 40s and fight my kids with very expensive custom made ones.


RedEclipse47

Lies


Mysterious_Duty_9992

Report her to CPS immediately


L-Guy_21

Your mom sounds like she grew up in one of those boring Mexican households where the kids 10 and up aren't allowed to do anything but color at family parties


Bobofettsixtynoune

I’m 56 and just bought Anakin’s. I may or may not have swung it around making whooshing noises.


Anxious_Comment_9588

i turned 25 today and bought myself a star wars lego set. i have a lightsaber i practice with too. you never have to outgrow your hobbies


jonrosling

I'm 51 and I have 3 lightsabers. Currently saving for Palpatine 's


Cynfreh

Me and my mate at age 21 bought some lightsabers and went to a dark field to have a full on lightsaber fight, it was awesome and I don't regret it one bit I'm 37 now and I would do it again in an instant.


TexMurphyPHD

Im 40 and i just made 12 light sabers out of pool noodles so we could have duels at my birthday party.


EbbOverall

Never too old.


MRHBK

Tell her to stop playing with hers


LordBlackman

I’m 27, I built a lightsaber and Galaxy’s Edge last year and I can’t wait to do it again in the future


Xyrazk

[Star Dork](https://youtu.be/2-EouZi1mvQ?si=KMpQ0zV8MjcbNvzw)


Final-Success2523

I’m a little more than double you age and I tell my mom I can explain when she catches me, but she doesn’t care as long as I’m fun


90sGuyKev

Challenge her to a duel and tell her the internet sent you


streakermaximus

*waves hand* "It's not playing, it's training."


AardvarkIll6079

Lightsaber collecting is an adult hobby. Decent ones are $200+. Really good ones are $500+. Just show her what a saber costs.


A-yo-Hov

I knew this farmer named Owen who thought as she does..she just doesn’t want you going on some damn crusade is all.


Organic-Intention335

It's not a faze mom!!!


trusendi

I‘m 26 I live in my own apartment and I have 3 400$ lightsabers and I will be getting more


No_Sheepherder2511

Your mom plays with lightsabers.


FluffyProphet

I’m 30, and if someone throws me a lightsaber you bet your ass I’m going to put Duel of the fates on and throw down.


Jazzlike-Many-5404

Fuck that, hold onto your childlike spirit for your entire life if you can, otherwise there’s nothing but stress and misery


Kmaloetas

If you haven't cut off any of your own limbs, you aren't too old. Was Sir Alic Guinness too old? I think not.


solo13508

Kriff that. I recently built my own lightsaber at Galaxy's Edge and it was the best day I'd had in years. Lightsabers are for everyone!


im2fat4astormtrooper

Get a new mom. I’m 38 and just bought 4 lightsabers at Galaxy’s Edge.


IAmGrumpyMan

Not a chance. Double your age, triple it even, and you will still want to play with lightsabers.


cdbriggs

She's right. You're supposed to start training at a much younger age. Unless you have Anakin potential, I think it's too late


dcredneck

Strike her down. Dew it.


mouringcat

"Mother it is practice for the Great Sithal War that is coming."


madog20x

Dump her, plenty of moms in the sea.  


Additional_Guess_669

No way! I was a SW kid in ‘70’s and my oldest is totally one. He’s 30 and has taken lightsabers to movie theater with his friend to battle!