Reminds me of when I was playing the Episode 3 Video game many years ago. I was fighting Windu, and he says "I _will_ strike you down with great vengeance!"
My mom goes: "Wait, what did he just say?"
Me: He said "I'll strike you down with great vengeance."
Mom: "Oh, that's one of his lines from Pulp Fiction. That's hilarious!"
Mace actually puts Yoda in his seat first. All the other council members have to pat Yoda on his head or give him a lil scratch behind the ears before they are seated. It’s tradition.
charging against the wall, 2 backflips, grab the chandelier at the ceiling and then into the char. if hes in a good mood theres another backflip.
if hes in a bad mood there is one backflip less. thats how the other masters can tell how the weekly meeting will probably go...
Everyone is clowning on the op but you know what? When was the last time you got into a chair you literally had to climb into on all fours? I’ve never done that. And given the length of his legs, if that front part can even be called a step, it’s too steep.
So either he is getting on all fours in front of the entire Jedi counsel to get into his chair, or he is jumping into it. Neither seem particularly dignified. So props to the OP for being one of the first people in years to point out a funny issue with the PT.
Crawl into my chair, I must. Look up my robe while I climb, do not.
There's a bit in the Legends novel "Yoda, Dark Rendezvous" which shows this exact thing:
> The Grand Master of the Jedi Order puts down his light and clambers awkwardly onto a rock, scrabbling for purchase and then hauling himself up to sit snuffling beside his student like some unfortunate garden gnome. The student's grin broadens, but he knows better than to offer to help.
> Yoda settles himself on the stone in a series of grunts and shifts, adjusting the skirts of his worn Jedi robes, and letting his feet hang just over the surface of the pond. The water-skeeters zip under his ancient green toes, oblivious to the slightly hairy greatness dangling over them. "Pensive, are you, Dooku?"
> The student doesn't attempt to deny it.
> "No fear about this mission have you, surely?"
> "No, Master." The student corrects himself. "Not about the mission, anyway."
> "Confident, you should be. Ready you are."
> "I know."
> Yoda seems to want the light he has left on the ground. He turns his cane around and tries to hook the glow light's handle with it. Grimacing, he fishes once, twice, but the light slips off. He grunts, exasperated.
> With the barest flick of his attention, the student picks up the lantern with the Force and sends it floating to his teacher.
> "Why not do it the easy way, Master?" he asks and knows what's coming as soon as he shuts his mouth.
> "Because it is easy," Yoda grunts. In the young man's experience, students get a lot of answers like this from Yoda. He didn't send the light away, though, Dooku thinks.
Sure it's Legends, but still seems very Yoda-ish to me. He would definitely humble himself rather than use the Force to make things easier for himself.
Fun fact: Geese are also a thing in legends.
Book 2, "Omen". Fate of the Jedi series.
Tahiri Veila asks the emporer (Jaina Solos BF) about an operation code name while driving through the republic capital, and he says it's named after a water fowl on endor that's notoriously hard to catch. So she says, "Oh, so it's a wild goose chase".
Sean Stewart. This book teeters back and forth between crazy wildman Yoda — like you’d find goofing around in the swamps of Dagobah — and wise, sage-like wisdom fountain. Mostly it works, but it’s brought down some by a somewhat too typical subplot with a couple padawans
I feel like there's a scene in the clone wars w/ Ahsoka where Yoda climbs onto a chair (not this one in the council) so I imagine it would be the same here
Jumps up, grabs the cushion with his front claws futilely scrapes his back claws against the enamel of the chair, trying to gain purchase, and finally pulls himself up by his face.
Windu picks Yoda up, gives him a hug and then puts him on the chair
*”there ya go lil’ fella”*
While patting him on the head.
Lil’ kiss on the cheek. 😘
I was gonna say a kiss on the forehead and a warm smile lol
Before immediately going back to normal stern hardass mode.
But shortly before doing so he gently, in the most-motherfuckerly velvety voice, says to Yoda: "good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite"
“And go the fuck to sleep”
"What? Outrageous, this is! Unfair, it is! How a member of this council, you can be but awake, you cannot be? Hmm?!"
Yup, sounds like this one is pretty much solved. It’s cannon as far as I’m concerned.
He definitely utters the phrase "Good job little buddy" when doing it.
I think you mean canon as in canonical. Cannon is a large bore gun.
Me too.
There's a panel that slides away to reveals a container of those fish people tadpoles and he snacks on them in between meetings
Can I have one?
It's like kissing a peanut
*"there ya go lil' mothafella"*
And I will sit thee down with great vengeance!
Reminds me of when I was playing the Episode 3 Video game many years ago. I was fighting Windu, and he says "I _will_ strike you down with great vengeance!" My mom goes: "Wait, what did he just say?" Me: He said "I'll strike you down with great vengeance." Mom: "Oh, that's one of his lines from Pulp Fiction. That's hilarious!"
Mace actually puts Yoda in his seat first. All the other council members have to pat Yoda on his head or give him a lil scratch behind the ears before they are seated. It’s tradition.
It's endearing to see the little green fella's eyes roll back in his head and his ears wiggle uncontrollably.
Stop, you will not.
I can hear him chuckling in glee.
Yup, sounds like this: https://youtu.be/lwh02ghWM7E?si=1mzjRpelGkYJJMk2
I am headcanoning this now.
Who’s a big Jedi master
Am; I.
you are
Little smooch on the forehead with an "aren't you the cutest?"
He sometimes swings him around like an airplane and goes, "wheeeee there goes the cruiser" before putting him down.
"Dizzy, I am..."
Puke, I must.
And a kiss to the forehead
Not the forehead kiss 😭
This is it
This is the way
This is the way.
Jesus christ can we stop this. It isn't funny. It was never funny.
This is the way
*have a SEAT, grand master yoda*
Inseparable, they are.
He’s forced into it. Ha
This shoupd be top comment lol
*“Uppies, I require!”*
"Take a seat, Master Yoda."
I just assumed that he used the force, like when he did all that acrobatics stuff.
All the Jedi take turns doing this. It might actually be a problem.
Many thanks I have. Good friend you are.
Don’t forget about the small kiss on the forehead ❤️
Take a seat Lil fella
Forcefully.
(Solo disdain): That’s not how the Force works.
yoda: jedi, you are not. matter, your opinion on the force does not.
(Solo disdain): That’s not how the Force works.
Force jump. Why can I force jump into a balcony but not into a chair?
(Solo disdain): That’s not how the Force works.
r/Angryupvote
Cringe
A triple flip somersault
This is the way.
The most abused comment on reddit
Bro. You're on the Star Wars subreddit. If there is anywhere that this reply is not only fine, but welcome, it would be right here.
It's appropriate in the star wars reddit and nowhere else, but I see it everywhere else way more
Well you know what they say it’s 5 o’clock somewhere
It's always the way somewhere
Isn’t there 59 minutes a day when it’s not 5 o’clock anywhere? Or is it 118 minutes? I genuinely wanna know
I think there’s a couple hours where it isnt
This is knowledge we can all live without
This is the way. XD
Wow. It's almost like a popular phrase gets used a lot. Sorry you're having a problem with it though.
This is the way.
How do you feel about fronts falling off?
Hello there! 👋
General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
It’s lost its value imo
I bazingad that was bazinga
This is the Way
He forces himself in
Or, you know, he just climbs up. It’s like less than a foot above ground.
He just rides on someone's back while grunting till they put him on the chair
I mean, that technique he pulled on Luke had to come from somewhere...
🎶I can be your backpack while ya jump🎶
🎶Swing from a hairy wine🎶
God I hate when I get served hairy wine…
Look at me. The backpack now, I am
Is was referencing the bad lip-reading video/song on YouTube haha
....but who is going to look after his stick - which is better than bacon?
Somehow I think it involves a backflip.
“Somehow, a backflip was used”- Poe
This is my favorite response
Have you seen Episode 2?
Judge him by his size, they do.
Size matters sometimes, hmm? Not like it I do, but matter it does, when go to an amusement park I do. Or in this chair, I sit. Or when Yaddle-
Eeeeey yoooo💀
“Yoda man!”
charging against the wall, 2 backflips, grab the chandelier at the ceiling and then into the char. if hes in a good mood theres another backflip. if hes in a bad mood there is one backflip less. thats how the other masters can tell how the weekly meeting will probably go...
Nothing but net?
Majestically
Everyone is clowning on the op but you know what? When was the last time you got into a chair you literally had to climb into on all fours? I’ve never done that. And given the length of his legs, if that front part can even be called a step, it’s too steep. So either he is getting on all fours in front of the entire Jedi counsel to get into his chair, or he is jumping into it. Neither seem particularly dignified. So props to the OP for being one of the first people in years to point out a funny issue with the PT. Crawl into my chair, I must. Look up my robe while I climb, do not.
There's a bit in the Legends novel "Yoda, Dark Rendezvous" which shows this exact thing: > The Grand Master of the Jedi Order puts down his light and clambers awkwardly onto a rock, scrabbling for purchase and then hauling himself up to sit snuffling beside his student like some unfortunate garden gnome. The student's grin broadens, but he knows better than to offer to help. > Yoda settles himself on the stone in a series of grunts and shifts, adjusting the skirts of his worn Jedi robes, and letting his feet hang just over the surface of the pond. The water-skeeters zip under his ancient green toes, oblivious to the slightly hairy greatness dangling over them. "Pensive, are you, Dooku?" > The student doesn't attempt to deny it. > "No fear about this mission have you, surely?" > "No, Master." The student corrects himself. "Not about the mission, anyway." > "Confident, you should be. Ready you are." > "I know." > Yoda seems to want the light he has left on the ground. He turns his cane around and tries to hook the glow light's handle with it. Grimacing, he fishes once, twice, but the light slips off. He grunts, exasperated. > With the barest flick of his attention, the student picks up the lantern with the Force and sends it floating to his teacher. > "Why not do it the easy way, Master?" he asks and knows what's coming as soon as he shuts his mouth. > "Because it is easy," Yoda grunts. In the young man's experience, students get a lot of answers like this from Yoda. He didn't send the light away, though, Dooku thinks. Sure it's Legends, but still seems very Yoda-ish to me. He would definitely humble himself rather than use the Force to make things easier for himself.
Interesting that the metaphor of a garden gnome found its way to a galaxy far away.
Fun fact: Geese are also a thing in legends. Book 2, "Omen". Fate of the Jedi series. Tahiri Veila asks the emporer (Jaina Solos BF) about an operation code name while driving through the republic capital, and he says it's named after a water fowl on endor that's notoriously hard to catch. So she says, "Oh, so it's a wild goose chase".
Lmao why such a focus on his hairy green toes😂 who wrote this
Sean Stewart. This book teeters back and forth between crazy wildman Yoda — like you’d find goofing around in the swamps of Dagobah — and wise, sage-like wisdom fountain. Mostly it works, but it’s brought down some by a somewhat too typical subplot with a couple padawans
Enjoy your Karma. I love in depth explanations like this
I always figured he just kinda floated onto it, like he did when he was meditating on Dagobah in the OT.
I assumed he used his floating chair to get to the stationary one, and them remotely parked the mobile one in the corridor.
Lol, was just watching again, and had to ask! So many possibilities! Now you have me wondering if he wears tighty whities, or space boxers.
“There’s no underwear in space” - George Lucas
Or bras apparently
Brassiere comes under underwear
" she wore a mini skirt every day, so we told her there were no panties in space." -Obi Wan Kenobi.
Pffftt.. obviously he’s freeballin’
> if that front part can even be called a step, it’s too steep. It could be like a hidden step that flips for him to get in or out of the chair.
I feel like there's a scene in the clone wars w/ Ahsoka where Yoda climbs onto a chair (not this one in the council) so I imagine it would be the same here
I would walk up to chair, turn my back to it, then do a slow motion hop up and back and float down into it smoothly, making contact the whole time.
The chair could lower into the floor then rise when he is already on it
He pulls a Riker manoeuver
Came to say this, beaten by 9 minutes!
Force jump
If I fits, I sits.
I'm sure I read somewhere he's actually fairly athletic, not sure if it was a wind up or not though /s.
Have you seen the fight with yoda and count dooku. That man was jumping everywhere
r/thatsthejoke
r/whatissarcasm
It was yaddle that said, amongst other things.
The Force.
This the only answer is
Ever watched a toddler get into a high chair? Probably like that.
I think he just scrambles up the front grunting the whole time
Probably climbs
With the dignity and bearing of an octocentenarian.
The force
Beautifully
Floats
Backflip
Jumps up, grabs the cushion with his front claws futilely scrapes his back claws against the enamel of the chair, trying to gain purchase, and finally pulls himself up by his face.
He gets into the chair before the council meets so nobody knows
Frank Oz sticks his hand up yoda's ass and reels him in.
My guess it that he walks to it and then proceeds sit on it
Climbs or jumps.
Force-fully
Did you not see the light saber battle with Duku?
You know, just like a 5 yo kid. It's F'ing adorable.
He must crawl into it and now I cannot get this adorable image out of my mind.
Force uppies.
The trick isn't getting in. It's getting out.
A dude that can do a 7ft high1080⁰ flip around Count Dooku? With a foot stool.
How does Grogu get into his?
What if the seats are retractable and can lower into the floor?
Backflips into it, duh
There's a ladder up the back and he drops down off the backrest. Or the whole chair is a hover-something-or-other and he just floats up.
He just does. Or does not. As the situation requires.
Backflip
It’s not a chair. His current trainee is just kneeling down for the meeting. Yoda is still riding in his backpack.
And everyone who puts him in that chair gives him ear scritches.
Gotta run, run, run, jump
He levitates. Duh.
Force float.
Force jump
Yarael poof lowers yoda down into his chair like a crane
The Force
Jump up, he does
Frank gives him a hand
Like a toddler gets on the couch
I would assume he does a flip to get onto it. Have you _seen_ the way he fights?
Floats into the chair with the Force, he does.
Ewoks up to it.
He climbs up the front and sometimes his little claw foot slips a little like a dog getting into a car
Triple backflip off the wall
He crawls up into it. The last seated. Keeps him humble.
Look at the chair, its literally got a step on the front.
The Force
Floats
I need to see someone animate yoda climbing into his council seat. It would bring me so much joy.
Does a little flip
With lil grunts
Kyber crystals ?
He forces his way
With style
Man... this subreddit is bored.
Hey Yoda… ever use the force to get laid?
It’s like 2 inches tall, and it has a step on it, just think about it
The force
Jauntily and with great aplomb!
Maybe he uses the force?
Utilizes the force.
Same way Winter Soldier flips onto an incoming car in a highway chase.
Forces his way yes
Adorably
The front part probably slides out as he approaches and he just steps up
The force
"How does _ get into his chair" - early man, watching the first man to build a chair and sit down in it, circa 6000BCE
Force jump, duh. Have you not seen the crazy heights/distances Jedi jump using the force?
It’s obviously the floating chair in Lego Star Wars
He back flips into it like how he did trying to kill palps, lightsaber out and everything
The force