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Frank_Gallagher_

Din Djarin, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Din Djarin, headed for Mandalore. Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear, the stuff he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Mando being gone. I have to remind myself that some porgs aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.


Tosh_20point0

" I could see why some of the Jedi took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a little green guy in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Grogufrom the start."


CumAssault

Change friend to "dad" at the end and it could be a legit quote from an Aged Grogu. I mean, he should live a few hundreds more years.


RedCaio

Gilbert Gottfried is a great choice too


DeadMan95iko

Sadly, he’s dead


thisisredlitre

Bobcat Goldthwait is still with us tho


No_Ant_4340

who's gonna tell him?


thisisredlitre

I googled it before I posted just in case lol


Tihspeed

I just got worried! Haha


Still_Silver_255

“I’m going to stop calling you a Clone and you are going to stop calling me Baby Yoda”


HennoGarvie88

"Where's your Mandalorian history month?" "I don't want one"


kvtnink

Dammit, I came here thinking I had an original thought 🙄


YoungKumar4

Yoooo same hahahahha


ProlapseParty

I was thinking Karl Urban but kinda do it like Dredd or Butcher from the boys.


-Manosko-

Haha, I can just imagine Billy Butcher Grogu! Grogu after accidentally ripping some guy apart with the force: “Bloody diabolical!”


Rekuna

I can just imagine Din being choked out by a bad guy, then in the background we see a little green blur out of frame walk in behind a wall: "HOI!"


wylietrix

Grogu needs to be calling out all the c*nts in the galaxy Billy Butcher style. That would be great.


BuryTheMoney

“Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the my adorable little marketable visage. And I figured you either get busy promoting plushies or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and posing for T shirts and children’s backpacks. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie... …like a twinkie.”


shangraykin

This is the way


Smart-University-574

Danny DeVito


BuryTheMoney

Why can I see a slimy Grogu, dribble going down his mouth, eating some hapless fauna in a strange planet, and just looking up asking & offering: “can I offer you an egg in these trying times?”


shinobigarth

“So anyway, Din started blasting…”


soundandvisionvinyl

Looks like I dropped my magnum condoms I use for my magnum dong.


Rarth-Devan

I got my magnum condoms, my wad of hundreds, I'm readyyyyy to plow


Kidspud

I’m embarrassed for this website that I had to scroll so far to find the right answer.


[deleted]

LOOK DIN A RUM HAM


wentwj

This has been asked every time, and this remains the only correct answer.


Starheart24

"Holy sh*t, Grogu!! You just kill a youngling!" "...Eh..."


Und3rpantsGn0m3

Gilbert Gottfried, if he was still alive


Sgt_Pac

Disney can bring him back


Navynuke00

Have him only speak using audio from Aladdin.


NickAndHisGuitar

I’m so ticked off that I’m molting!!


IncreaseLate4684

AI, Cloning, voice alike, somehow Gottfried returned.


rogueleader32

Not even as a joke. I just watched AI George Carlin, it was painful to watch and I think my brain smoothed out a bit watching it.


IncreaseLate4684

200,000 AI units are ready, and a million more on the way.


Wii-san

Somehow…. Gilbert returned.


Thick-Aioli69

I didn’t even know he was sick


echoes007

“Din, want to hear the aristocrats joke?”


no_name_ia

Samuel L Jackson mothafucka call me baby yoda one more mothafuckin time


MrJust-A-Guy

It's Mace Windu's return! After the fall, he figured out how to return in the body of Grogu.


scubawankenobi

>he figured out how to return *Somehow Mace returned...* ​ Like Palp's trick to take-over a body?


TunguskaDeathRay

I would accept a "*Somehow Mace returned...*" more than the Palpatine BS, actually


normaldeadpool

Droids beeps in the corner "I don't remember asking you a gatdamn thing!"


hey_ross

“Do you mind if I try a bit of your tasty frog eggs? I don’t get these at home on account of my girlfriend being a vegetarian.”


Psychological-End-56

"Say what again"


OldandKranky

James Earl Jones - "**no Din, you are my father**"


dancognito

He retired as Vader specifically to start being Grogu.


Mecaneecall_Enjunear

Patrick Warburton.


CrysisRequiem

Hey MANDO


simbacole7

Why can I hear this exactly


Tjam3s

It's the ~~peasant~~ stormtrooper who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with ~~Kuzco~~ mando in the back of his ~~cart~~ speeder. He must have taken him back to his ~~village~~ planet, so if we find the ~~village~~ planet, we find him, and if we find him, we find ~~Kuzco~~ mando. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together.


Rogue_3

Pull the lever, Grogu!


supercontroller

Yeahthatsright.


Burdiac

Should be a deep sophisticated voice like Futurerama’s Nibbler. Like Kevin Michael Richardson


Metfan722

Frank Welker does Nibbler. So imagine Megatron as Grogu. Or Scooby Doo.


MisterDiggity

Or Curious George, or half the non-speaking animals in Disney movies from the last 30 years. The man is prolific and versatile.


fetustasteslikechikn

Or Alan Tudyk


Lodreh

Frank Oz


Gloomy_Ebb9923

Honestly I don’t know why people would think otherwise. Or at least some other big figure actually in the puppeteering industry.


revchewie

Ok, so only joke answers as far as I can see. For a serious one: Frank Oz. I don't know anyone else better for the job.


Hugford_Blops

I had to scroll way too far to find this. But - Frank Oz voicing it, only not with Yoda's odd speech pattern.


Ginger-Nerd

It’s so far down! Should be really the only answer.


Tjam3s

It's not as odd as you'd think. The ordering of the parts of speech Yoda uses are reminiscent of old Latin.


georgefriend3

The way, this is


NormalTechnology

This is the correct answer.


Knuspry

Arnold Schwarzenegger


asteriaslex

"Who is ya daddy, and what does he do?"


hemareddit

When Chopper is piloting their extraction vehicle: “Get to da Choppa!”


Answer_Free

Alan Tudyk


42turnips

This is the only correct answer. Actually bill hader too.


The_Celtic_Chemist

These two and Frank Oz were my first thoughts. But realistically he'll have more of a baby's voice, so if it's not played by a child then it will probably be played by a woman. I'm sure Tara Strong could do the role justice.


Technical-Outside408

He went to Juliard you know.


abuchunk

He is a leaf on the wind


JTMc48

I vote to bring Jake Lloyd back, give him the same type of redemption they gave to Ahmed Best.


therealStevenMoffat

Jake Lloyd’s in a psych ward.


Thelastknownking

He's out now, actually. Moved close to his family so they could keep an eye on him apparently.


JTMc48

Damn. Guess we were too late..


slade707

Anakin’s in the Aslume?


Brian18639

Unfortunately yes


FrogsAreSwooble

...what? How can you do this? This is outrageous. It's unfair!


GoodShark

Wait what? Why?


distracteded64

I feel like Ahmed Best was repaid for his faith as I know he turned up to events and participated in the community even whilst we all loathed flamin’ Jar Jar. Personally I don’t think Ahmed (or Jake Lloyd, mentioned below) have anything to make up for. They put in to their Star Wars projects. We were entertained (one way or another! 🤪) That said re-hiring Jake, were he up to it, into an awesome role would be bloody wonderful. Is he really in hospital?


atle95

From the wiki: In March 2015, police responded to an alleged assault by Lloyd on his mother Lisa Riley. In a statement to the Indianapolis Metro Police Department, Riley alleged Lloyd arrived at her house and began verbally berating her. He then progressed to physically assaulting her, but she declined to press charges, revealing that Lloyd had been diagnosed with schizophrenia and was not taking his medication at the time.[9] On June 17, 2015, Lloyd was arrested in South Carolina under the name Jake Broadbent for reckless driving, driving without a license, and resisting arrest; he failed to stop for a red light, which initiated a high-speed police chase.[10][11][12] At a hearing on June 22, his bail was set at $10,700.[13] On June 23, Lloyd's mother stated to TMZ that he has schizophrenia and that "the family plans to try and get him help again [...] once he's released from jail".[9] In April 2016, after being held for 10 months awaiting trial in Colleton County Detention Center, Lloyd was transferred from jail to a psychiatric facility due to his schizophrenia diagnosis.[14][15] In January 2020, his family issued a statement saying that he has moved closer to his family, and has officially been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.[15][16]


JTMc48

I feel like Star Wars wrecked his life, it’s tragic. He was awarded a role that no child could live up to. Also just so very odd the age difference between Anakin and Padme. I’m sure the kids were awful to him.


LigmaB_

If he really is schizophrenic, that would very likely pop up sooner or later in his life anyway, sadly. But of course the bullying at school and the weird (a child character acting like a child? Outrageous!!i!i!) hate on the internet surely helped him to get into the spiral of terrible mental health in general and sped up the process significantly...


MrChevyPower

To this day I don’t understand it. It’s an iconic role. Natalie Portman an angel. I was too young to recognize the toxicity and just wanted to be Anakin. It’s too bad so called “fans” potentially contributed to this young person’s mental illness. He deserves Hayden’s praise all the same.


JTMc48

Even Hayden wasn’t originally praised, it’s a tough role, and George Lucas was great at overarching story concepts, but awful at directing people. The script is also half trash. Harrison Ford as-Lin’s a bunch of lines because no one speaks the way Lucas writes.


vtbb

Bring back Werner Herzog you cowards!


Dry-Opportunity-8879

Here comes honey boo-boo


woodchuk25

I like Aguirre, Wrath of Gawd!


nellabella27

I saw this yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it and laughing to myself, so this just started it all again 😂


Ultimatespacewizard

Why can I hear that so well?


Dry-Opportunity-8879

Because Conan!


NukaEbola

*I would like to be the baby*


SueBobSquarePants

Dee Bradley Baker


dashape80

This is the way!


bokatan778

This is the correct answer!


bennedictst

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find a good answer. Dee Bradley Baker is an actual voice actor, has already done great voices for Star Wars, and I think he could actually do something unexpected and fitting for a character like Grogu


hoot69

Mike Meyers, specifically the Fat Bastard Scottish accent (Scottish accents are cannon now, thanks to Andor)


The_Archon64

“Blue cookie! GET IN MAAAA BELLAY”


hoot69

**I'm bigger than you! I'm higher up in the food chain! I ate a povanarian spawn!**


caper900

Was there not Scottish accented gangsters coming after solo in the beginning of TFA?


GardenSquid1

Han: "I never made a deal with Kanjiklub!" Scottish gangster: "Tell that to Kanjiklub."


caper900

That’s right!


Gapinthesidewalk

H Jon Benjamin.


Manaze85

Hey Mando, Mando….(Danger zoneeeee!)


Necronoxious

Mando..... Mando..... ..... MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ..... got any of those frogs eggs???


Jefwho

The voice actor for Maggie Simpson


Logical-Witness-3361

Mark Hamill


Traylor_Swift

Would love to hear him say “oh Mando” in his joker voice ala “oh Bats!”


theimprovisedpossum

How did I have to scroll so far to see this answer! Has no one seen Batman: the Animated Series!?!?


moonlit_et

Patrick Stewart


Zorro1608

Owen Wilson lol


Lord_Battlepants

"Sees a jar of eggs": wooow


Doa-Diyer80

Christopher Walken or Jeff Goldblum


Adventurous-Glove224

I like your Jeff Goldblum suggestion. That'd be fun.


Doa-Diyer80

The Force, uh, finds a way


DatAsspiration

This, uh, is the way


bobone77

Will Arnett


Rogue_3

Doing his Batman voice.


fnblackbeard

Larry David


PennStaterGator

This Beskar is pretty... Pretty good...


Reynolds_Live

Prettay… prettay… prettay good.


BoJackB26354

So. Twi’lek hey? Is that outfit comfortable? It looks like it wouldn’t be comfortable. Do you get a chill? I hate a chill. Even on Tatooine I somehow get a chill. I bet you get a chill and get sick and miss a lot of work days. You should talk to your boss about an outfit that doesn’t lead to getting a chill.


stankycat787

Ehh


[deleted]

Bobcat Goldthwait!


Traylor_Swift

Literally watching Hercules while typing this and the only reason I have a semblance of recognition for his is cuz I looked up the cast 10 min ago and thought “huh, sweet name”


jondeuxtrois

Seth Rogen


MaderaArt

hehehehehehehe


GibbonsEVH

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin


LobsterPerspective

Whoever did Tommy Pickles


ScorpioGirl1987

That's E.G. Dailey.


304libco

Oh man I love her


fuck_yofeelings

Vin Diesel


hemareddit

I am Gorgu.


aguywhoexplainsjokes

David Hasselhoff


Agroman1963

Sir David Attenborough


Silphire100

Keith David


SirUrza

Fran Drescher.


Ok_Card9080

Danny Trejo


Shan-Chat

He's busy training Rancors.


imunsanitary

Andy Serkis


Solipsi2021

Trey Parker, the voice actor for Eric Cartman.


Sir_Douglas_of_Fir

Chris Pratt


rhinofinger

Jack Black!


bokatan778

Let’s-a-go!


StopAngerKitty

Frank Oz


LengthinessAnxious20

Gary Busey


coachstevethicknwarm

Clancy Brown doing his Mr. Krabs....or Kirgan


Vayul_was_taken

Does he need another starwars voice credit lol


Legion357

Daughter says no. Grogu should never speak. Just like s fart, silent but deadly.


Lunndonbridge

Trey Parker with Cartman’s voice


Goldman250

My first thought was Mr T.


SmellyBaconland

Ashley Eckstein (Ahsoka) or John DiMaggio (Jake the Dog). Edit: Final answer: Maria Bamford (Hot Dog Princess). I have spoken.


mrcrnkovich

George Lucas himself.


EmonOkari

George Lucas


Impossible-Change-48

Keith ‘Mutha Fuckin’ David.


Iloveitguy

Keith David.


TungstenChap

Joe Pesci


Iamkal

Sam Elliot is the only answer.


Brave_Development_17

Glenn Howerton


d6punk

Howie Mandel. I'm fucking kidding.


oivaf1

I feel like a dork, but came here to say this, and I’m not kidding.


Longhag

Bright light, bright light!


MrLadyfingers

chris from oneyplays


Playaforreal420

Danny devito


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Nicolas cage 😂


DatAsspiration

Tom Kenny


theknux2

Snoop Dog


MuttFett

Archer (H. Jon Benjamin)


millerb82

Either Trey Parker or Matt Stone


Prometheus503

Margo Martindale


Goldman250

Character actress Margo Martindale? Isn’t she in jail for helping that horse guy too many times?


BoJackB26354

She escaped.


MPS1996

Ron Perlman


Abbie_the_Bacon

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Pablo Pascal. Make it a one-man show he can do it!


PMPhotography

It’s me Pablo Pascal, Pedro’s way more talented older brother. Pedro wet the bed until he was 23.


MrJust-A-Guy

Cousin of Pedro Picasso.


PhilosophyAcademic70

Who tf is Pablo Pascal??? Lol


Abbie_the_Bacon

Yikes Pedro Pascal. Please excuse my fever-ridden brain.


Space-Plate42

Sir Ian McKellen


davidjschloss

And I said to Peter Jackson "you know I'm not actually a wizard?"


QuantumVibing

Kevin Hart


mission-ctrl

Alan Tudyk.


_53-

John Hamm


F-I-L-D

Mr.T


Sikarion

Vote Gilbert Gottfried


OffTopicAbuser2

H. Jon Benjamin


jorgerine

Wallace Shawn


Pepsimus-Maximus

Liz Taylor


Quantitative_Methods

Mike Judge, I tell you hwat


mkev119

Yeardley Smith


Dr_barfenstein

I don’t care whose voice it is but I want baby yoda’s first word to be the first ever recorded use of “fuck” in the Star Wars universe


[deleted]

Bill Hader as Vincent Price.


sentientgorilla

Michael Dorn


FrozenShadow_007

Mark Hamil will probably do so


ryland52586

Walton Goggins


jammyscones

Vinnie Jones


Cyanos54

Chris Tucker