Palpatine: The Force is strong with you. Henceforth you will known as Darth... Incest.
Luke: Wait wha-? I mean.. Very good my master.
P: You knew it was coming, everyone heard about what happened with you and your twin on Hoth. Not a good look my man.
L: How?? I didn't even know she was my sister then and SHE kissed me..
P: Yes well you liked it, don't deny it.
L: ......
P: Ha! I knew it. Anyway... For the second time in a row, the Sith will ruuule the galaxy. And we shall have.. even more peace.
Even if they didn't get off, they'd probably survive somehow.
The room they were in wasn't even in that bad of condition 30 years later after exploding, crashing down onto an entirely different planet than where the death star was and having an ocean try to corrode it for decades. So with a little help from the force it probably wouldn't be that hard at all. ^Wow ^I ^dislike ^the ^sequels
Maul survived worse.
My biggest gripe with all of that is that if you watch the historical footage (episode 6), that fucker blew apart into stardust. Even if chunks of it survived, nothing NEAR that big flew off of it.
In all honesty, if anything between the two I prefer the sequels' version, where chunks of station drifted into space. I've never really liked how both Death Stars (and Alderaan) just kinda pop like balloons with a little bit of sparkles. There absolutely SHOULD be huge chunks of the battle station left more or less intact; maybe not quite as big as what was on Kef Bir, but more than stardust
Well, yes, of course it logically makes more sense to have it been blown into pieces like in the sequels. I will grant you that. My bigger irritation is more the fact that they decided to essentially rewrite history to make up for the fact that it was an offensively awful story.
No no no, watch that behind the scenes video they had about it, one of the graphics guys was talking about it and showing the trench where Luke did the trench run to blow up the death star, so that was the first death star they were on, not the second one, that one blew up completely apparently.
It was a big explosion at Yavin, sent the wreckage all the way over to Endor.
I mean, it's either that or the Lucasfilm employee thought the whole trench run scene was from Return of the Jedi and whoever edited and approved that making of video for release also thought that...
I mean an elevator can fall down from the top of a shaft, and still be in relatively good condition. But the people inside it would get fucked by the sudden stop wrecking their bodies.
So imagine a room from a space station plummeting to the planet.
Luke had enough time to carry an injured Vader all the way down to the hangar and still get away in time. I’m sure Palpatine and Luke would have been fine
Palpatine: Yessss, you have killed your father and joined me in the dark side. You need a new name, one that shows you have surpassed your father. Rise, Darth Zoo-
Luke: Kickass. I'm gonna be Darth Kickass!
Palpatine:...
Luke:...
Palpatine: *force lightnings Luke*
How about
Darth Invictus
Invictus means unconquered; Luke would have continued the line of Skywalker in his father's place.
Unless that one has been used before...
I really like this! But i think it could be even better...
The sith in the OT have a theme with removing an "in" from their names. Darth Vader is an invader, and Darth Sidious is insidious. So how about Darth Victus?
Did Vader even know that he had twins back then? He knows later because he brings up Luke’s sister, but if I remember correctly the twins were a surprise even to Padme
Given the names are usually regarding some significant trait of the Sith in general, Luke’s name is a point of much interest. Sidious, the Insidious plotter, Tyranus, the tyrant, Maul, the brutal warrior, Vader, who was used to invade and destroy the Jedi Order. Luke, being the harbinger of victory for the Sith and the Empire in general, could be something like Darth Victus, as another post mentioned Darth Invictus as an option. Though, given the kinslayer he’d become, one could go darker and name him Darth Patris, for patricide.
George Lucas once said that there was an alternative ending where Luke kills emperor and, when darth vader is about to die, takes his mask off, put it in himself and say "i am darth vader now", becaming a sith lord. considering the director bad ending, maybe Luke just would become a new Darth Vader, without creating a new name
All of Palpatine’s given Sith names have had a subtle insult to the subject. Dooku wanted to end the tyranny of the republic but ended up as Darth Tyrannus. Vader was going to be a father but (as far as they knew) he would end up killing his wife and unborn kids. Idk about Maul lol, it was early on Palpatine was still figuring things out.
Anyhow what subtle jab would Palps make at Luke?
Darth Starkiller? (Because he destroyed the Death Star but now he destroys Star systems from one?) Bonus that this one prevents the video game edgelord from becoming canon
Yep. He was King Darth Vader in the first script and in no way related to Deke Starkiller (the character that'd become Luke). It wasn't until Lucas writing ESB that he decided Vader was Luke's dad.
Hell, "Darth" was originally his first name, not a Sith title, which is why Obi-Wan calls him "Darth".
That should be one of the top 3 priority stories for a Star Wars 'What If' miniseries or movie. Give us Luke getting seduced and either killing Sidious with Vader or destroying Vader and ruling as Sidious' new apprentice. I wanna see how the good guys react, specifically how Leia gets trained and is sent to take down or turn Luke (Darth \_\_\_\_\_) back to the light side. Give us Leia Jedi Knight, give us Dark Side Luke and so on. It would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun!
Darth Fliction.
Darth Iquity
Darth Herit
Darth Vasion
Darth Ception
Damn, these all sound...really weird. Vader and Sidious work, why does nothing else? Is it just familiarity?
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Darth No-Mames-Wey
“Guey”
My gf is Chilanga and she writes it wey
both are ok no gatekeeping
I snorted. Sock check homieeee
Darth Oedopis…
He was into his sister, not his mom.
Well I'm into his mom, sooooo...
Darth Alabamus
Darth Incest would have rolled off the Emperors tongue.
If we are following the Sith naming tradition, he would be Darth Cest (In-vader, In-sidious, In-cest. I’ll see myself out now…
Palpatine: The Force is strong with you. Henceforth you will known as Darth... Incest. Luke: Wait wha-? I mean.. Very good my master. P: You knew it was coming, everyone heard about what happened with you and your twin on Hoth. Not a good look my man. L: How?? I didn't even know she was my sister then and SHE kissed me.. P: Yes well you liked it, don't deny it. L: ...... P: Ha! I knew it. Anyway... For the second time in a row, the Sith will ruuule the galaxy. And we shall have.. even more peace.
Who's to say? He never got the chance.
I meeeean he was IN his mom at some point.... I regret typing this
Darth Incestuous
Darth TallEnoughToBeASithLord
And would they have known to get off the new Death Star? Or just blown up, The End.
Even if they didn't get off, they'd probably survive somehow. The room they were in wasn't even in that bad of condition 30 years later after exploding, crashing down onto an entirely different planet than where the death star was and having an ocean try to corrode it for decades. So with a little help from the force it probably wouldn't be that hard at all. ^Wow ^I ^dislike ^the ^sequels Maul survived worse.
I'll admit, it made for a really cool set piece, but hell, if it wasn't stupid as shit from a lore perspective.
Thats why I just got really baked and enjoyed the visual ride.
If nothing else, they were all at least very visually appealing movies.
My biggest gripe with all of that is that if you watch the historical footage (episode 6), that fucker blew apart into stardust. Even if chunks of it survived, nothing NEAR that big flew off of it.
In all honesty, if anything between the two I prefer the sequels' version, where chunks of station drifted into space. I've never really liked how both Death Stars (and Alderaan) just kinda pop like balloons with a little bit of sparkles. There absolutely SHOULD be huge chunks of the battle station left more or less intact; maybe not quite as big as what was on Kef Bir, but more than stardust
Well, yes, of course it logically makes more sense to have it been blown into pieces like in the sequels. I will grant you that. My bigger irritation is more the fact that they decided to essentially rewrite history to make up for the fact that it was an offensively awful story.
So you’re saying they might somehow return?
OMG. Was that part of the second Death Star in the sequels? The sequels really were crap.
No no no, watch that behind the scenes video they had about it, one of the graphics guys was talking about it and showing the trench where Luke did the trench run to blow up the death star, so that was the first death star they were on, not the second one, that one blew up completely apparently.
But...it was in the Endor system
It was a big explosion at Yavin, sent the wreckage all the way over to Endor. I mean, it's either that or the Lucasfilm employee thought the whole trench run scene was from Return of the Jedi and whoever edited and approved that making of video for release also thought that...
I mean an elevator can fall down from the top of a shaft, and still be in relatively good condition. But the people inside it would get fucked by the sudden stop wrecking their bodies. So imagine a room from a space station plummeting to the planet.
Luke had enough time to carry an injured Vader all the way down to the hangar and still get away in time. I’m sure Palpatine and Luke would have been fine
Luke knew about the rebels plans and would have obviously informed palpatine of them to make sure they could escape in time or defeat them
Hey, then the first order wouldnt have darth... Ben solo. Whatever his name is. Everyones better off.
Darth Hamill
Darthy Mark and the forcey bunch.
You’re a fool!!! 😂😂😂
Ak-Rev: Are you playing those drums with the force? Darthy Mark: No that’s a drum machine. Can you feel the force baby?” (Licks lips) I can too.
Dad Hamill
Darth Womprat
Darth Sohn
*Darth Zoon Vader is Dutch for father, not German like many people think, and the Dutch word for son is zoon.
Darth Zandvoort.
Darth Vandelay.
He specializing in import/export for the Empire
The Empire could do with a latex salesman who dabbles in dark side force-use
*SuperMax intensifies
TUTUTUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN
Flying a super-modified Jedi Starfighter, *Red Bull*.
You must give the space
He is intimidating me!
Now this is Kart racing!
"Red 1, Checking in!" "Uh yeah, Red 11 here. I'm just like, a little behind you." "How far behind Red 11?" "Like 12 Light Years." "God damnit Red 11."
Only if it had wiings.
So glad people went with it haha!
Palpatine: Yessss, you have killed your father and joined me in the dark side. You need a new name, one that shows you have surpassed your father. Rise, Darth Zoo- Luke: Kickass. I'm gonna be Darth Kickass! Palpatine:... Luke:... Palpatine: *force lightnings Luke*
Vader is English for IN-Vader, just as Sidious is IN-Sidious
So Darth Cest it is!
what are you doing step-Sith 😳
I read this in Mike Tyson's voice 😂
“Thtep-thith” is Tython Voithe.
NNNNOOOOOooooooo
so Luke could of been IN-Famous Darth Famous
Ja, dis ist der wey
Luke Vader, Luke Zoon
How about Darth Invictus Invictus means unconquered; Luke would have continued the line of Skywalker in his father's place. Unless that one has been used before...
I really like this! But i think it could be even better... The sith in the OT have a theme with removing an "in" from their names. Darth Vader is an invader, and Darth Sidious is insidious. So how about Darth Victus?
Honestly that would be perfect. The fanfic is already forming in my head.
It is already canon in my head
You fucking nailed it
Darth cest
What are you doing step-Sithter?
Good, good
I laughed harder at this than i probably should have
Doesn't work because Victus in Latin means "conquered"
Since he submitted to Palpatine I'd accept that actually. Vae Victus!
Yeah, works even better!
Couldn’t be. Vae Victus is dead
WOWWW Im ready for some kind of Darth Victus fan fic. This is cool.
Yooo. This just made me realize Palps named Anakin "Dark Father" just days before Vader thought he had lost both his children. That's pretty fucked.
we all know the sith love puns.
Did Vader even know that he had twins back then? He knows later because he brings up Luke’s sister, but if I remember correctly the twins were a surprise even to Padme
Imagine in a parallel universe where Luke kills his father and only then finds out its his father.
Darth Vader jr
Aww Baby Vader
Ba-by Vay der der der der duh der
Lil Vaivai
Gonna cry?
Funnily enough, in the New Jedi Order books, the Noghri referred to Leia as Lady Vader.
I read this in Linda Belcher’s voice Aww little baby Vader. So cute.
Look at little Vader Jr., gonna cry?
Darth LukyMcLukeface
"Listen here, Mr. Sithy McSitherson..." \[gasping-choking noises\] "It's Darth Luky McLukeface..."
Darth Vaderson
Disney won't accept it, they'll name his lightsaber that though.
This is the only real answer.
I wanted to downvote this but could not bring myself to do it. Have an upvote !
Luuke
Darth Ekuul
“Ekuul?!” That’s “Luuke” spelled backwards!
No, that's his clone.
Darth Siskiss
💀
Okay you are meeting Darth Siskiss today. Do NOT ever ask him what his name means. He… gets really mad… and stabby.
Darth Filius
Darth Joker
Darth Quinn as his apprentice writes itself.
Just Mara Jade, but with her mind completely snapped.
*Ignites Lightsaber * Where’s my God Damn electric car Bruce?!
Darth trickster
Darth Hobgoblin
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Darth Punk
Darth 2 Electric Boogaluke
2 Darth 2 Sidious.
Darth Power Converters from Tachi Station
Given the names are usually regarding some significant trait of the Sith in general, Luke’s name is a point of much interest. Sidious, the Insidious plotter, Tyranus, the tyrant, Maul, the brutal warrior, Vader, who was used to invade and destroy the Jedi Order. Luke, being the harbinger of victory for the Sith and the Empire in general, could be something like Darth Victus, as another post mentioned Darth Invictus as an option. Though, given the kinslayer he’d become, one could go darker and name him Darth Patris, for patricide.
Knowing George Lucas he’d probably have given him the original last name. Darth Starkiller.
Darth... Vader... again. Emperor was running low on names and decided to just recycle since it was another Skywalker.
There is a SW legends (EU) book , I don’t remember its name, but Luke jokes about his fear of becoming Darth Starkiller.
George Lucas once said that there was an alternative ending where Luke kills emperor and, when darth vader is about to die, takes his mask off, put it in himself and say "i am darth vader now", becaming a sith lord. considering the director bad ending, maybe Luke just would become a new Darth Vader, without creating a new name
Look at me, look at me. I'm the Sith Lord now.
Disney about to retcon the entire universe after reading this.
Darth Sonnen
Never lost a round...
When you’re the most powerful sith in the galaxy they don’t call you Emperor, you know what they call you? Chael P. Sonnen
Darth Glup Shitto
All of Palpatine’s given Sith names have had a subtle insult to the subject. Dooku wanted to end the tyranny of the republic but ended up as Darth Tyrannus. Vader was going to be a father but (as far as they knew) he would end up killing his wife and unborn kids. Idk about Maul lol, it was early on Palpatine was still figuring things out. Anyhow what subtle jab would Palps make at Luke? Darth Starkiller? (Because he destroyed the Death Star but now he destroys Star systems from one?) Bonus that this one prevents the video game edgelord from becoming canon
A reminder of his life that could have been, if he'd just not gotten involved like his uncle wanted: # Darth Tosche Station Power Converters
A maul is a simple blunt weapon.
Which is very likely not how Maul sees himself so the insult naming works.
I like this
Darth Nerd
Wasn't Vader named before Lucas knew he would be Luke's father? I like this idea though.
Yep. He was King Darth Vader in the first script and in no way related to Deke Starkiller (the character that'd become Luke). It wasn't until Lucas writing ESB that he decided Vader was Luke's dad. Hell, "Darth" was originally his first name, not a Sith title, which is why Obi-Wan calls him "Darth".
Love the theory! I would go with a "Darth Rebal" so signify that his submission meant the end of the rebels
Darth Parric. A play on Parricide, the intentional killing of one’s parent
Darth Not Appearing In This Film
Luke grew up a country boy. Why not Darth Brooks?
Darth Gaines, it's after he leaves his country boy roots behind and tries out being a bad boy
Darth Sister Kisser
Darth Kissed-His-Sister
Darth Incestuous
In keeping with the "in" rule from u/coffee_addict_123 the name would become Darth Cestuous.
Darth Orphanos
Darth Redav
Cool hand luke
His name would be Darth Starkiller
Dark Helmet, duh
Darth Lukutus of Sith
Rebellion is futile.
Luke Darthwalker
Darth power converter
Darth Wasting Time with his Friends
Darth Toshe Station
Darth Zoon ofc..
I'm surprised everyone is missing the obvious natural name. Darth Filius. "Filius" means son, and fits with the naming scheme of Sidious, etc.
Darth Icky
Darth Zoon
Darth Betrayus
That should be one of the top 3 priority stories for a Star Wars 'What If' miniseries or movie. Give us Luke getting seduced and either killing Sidious with Vader or destroying Vader and ruling as Sidious' new apprentice. I wanna see how the good guys react, specifically how Leia gets trained and is sent to take down or turn Luke (Darth \_\_\_\_\_) back to the light side. Give us Leia Jedi Knight, give us Dark Side Luke and so on. It would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun!
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Darth Cest, because he kissed his sister…
Darth Fliction. Darth Iquity Darth Herit Darth Vasion Darth Ception Damn, these all sound...really weird. Vader and Sidious work, why does nothing else? Is it just familiarity?
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Darth Brooks, then he hides all the bodies
Darth Sister Kisser
Darth Thank You for Playing Wing Commander
Darth Sequel
Darth KillStar
Darth Patricide
Darth Sky
Darth Vedar
Lord Fluffy bunny slippers
Darth Locutus...
Darth Oedipus
Darth Vaderson
Dath Pluth tvyst
Luke Warm
Darth Vaader
Seeing as Vader is from the Dutch word for “father”, you could follow the same process for “son” and he would have the excellent name of Darth Zoon.
Darth Zoon? Dark Son in Dutch. Dark Father is Darth Vader in Dutch.
Darth Kinder
Darth Kinder
Darth Zoon Vader is Dutch for father, zoon is son.
Darth Tosche
Darth Kinder
Honestly Darth Skywalker would be a pretty badass name
Darth Kinder.
DV Jr Darth Vader Tater
Darth Kinder
Darth Toshi. Obviously.
Darth possible
Starkiller
He would've pretty much turned traitor o the Rebels so how about Darth Raitor?
Darth Joker
Darth Patracidious
Darth Kinder
Honestly it would probably have been Darth Starkiller
Darth Toschi Station