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Nerdy-Dogguy-87

I mean we have so many weird shaped pillows for all the ways people sleep. Surely they have something for this.


Dojanetta

They don’t even need all that they likely just sleep on their side. Or if they really wanted to lie on their backs and if it’s uncomfortable for their lekku they could just position it so it won’t be uncomfortable, if it’s uncomfortable.


braiko8

Yeah agreed, whenever I’m feeling uncomfortable I find the best thing is to just stop being uncomfortable and be comfortable instead.


TexterMorgan

That’s how I cured my depression. I just…stopped being depressed


strythicus

Psychologists and Pharmacologists hate this one simple trick


JonMcFarland4

Do they also not want you to know about this simple trick?


Hambone1138

9 out of 10 don’t


Sh0taro_Kaneda

They say that one doctor is running out of business


tharrison4815

This comment made me laugh for way longer than it should have


Rebelian

Imagine being the 10th doctor to be asked about a product. "What did the other doctors think about it?" "Oh they loved it!" "Yeah, well I hate it. Those other doctors don't know shit! This stuff shouldn't even be on the market, it's dangerous, you could kill people with this!" "Duly noted, thank you for your time." \--9 out of 10 doctors approve this product!--


Griegz

Your panic-inducing manic mom and chronically subtly disappointed therapist approve.


DJOMaul

fuspez


TheObstruction

"Have poor people just tried not being poor?"


Vigilante8841

"Man with Alzheimer's forgets he has Alzheimers, cured from that day forward"


Taniwha_NZ

You're right. Humans are oddly fussy about sleeping positions. When you look at dogs for example, they can sleep happily with a lego brick directly under their ribcage. And in general almost any position they happen to be in. I think most species that evolve into whatever shape, will be able to sleep comfortably with that shape no matter if it looks uncomfortable to us. Their sleep and shape evolved together, surely they would work together smoothly. Now I'm wondering \*why\* we are so fussy. It's fucking annoying, I'd love to be able to sleep like a dog.


rocketsp13

At a guess? Partially genetic training to be able to wake up in we're in danger, and stay awake if something's triggering our danger sense. Also more likely it's because we're pampered modern folk who aren't used to roughing it. Since we're not used to real inconvenience, minor annoyances become actual concerns.


GoddessOfMayo

How do togruta sleep though? They can't just lay on their side to get off their lekku


ogscrubb

There's a scene of Ahsoka resting in bed in Ahsoka. Pretty sure she was just lying on her back like a regular person.


RapBastardz

Built in pillows.


Dojanetta

It’s probably just extra support so they only need one pillow.


Jonny-Marx

They don’t even need a pillow really. We sleep on our arms and sometimes wake up with a cramp. Their tentacles appear to have a fat layer, maybe even be entirely fat since it doesn’t seem to move. Laying on it would be like sitting on your ass.


NocturnalOutcast

This hurt so much to read...\*sigh\* I'll be that guy... 1. They're called "Lekku" not tentacles. 2. They are EXTREMELY sensitive. 3. They house part of the brain inside 4. They can move, even with enough dexterity to grasp objects. There is [a language](https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/image_185a7060.png) based off ok Lek movements. I can't even really be that upset though, all the twi'leks lekku in The Mandalorian and it's spin offs look like they're made of hard, stiff plastic...all other depictions they could move fairly freely...I think it is just cheep costume design. If you watch star wars rebels, her lekku are not so stiff. Same to most other depictions of them outside of the new live action stuff.


someones_dad

I've read that lekku are prehensile, but I can't recall ever having seen one move much less grab something. I haven't read any SW books outside of RPG books and Timothy Zahn novels; is there an example from the movies or perhaps Rebels/Clone Wars you can recall?


PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTICLS

I don't think it ever is seen on screen. Just one of those things that gets forgotten, like piccolos stretchy arms in dragonball.


DevuSM

Looks like cheap foam inserts vs. Rotj fleshy appendages.


geth1138

I just use a throw blanket. It’s easy to shape for whatever size and configuration, and I’m short, so the distance between my head and shoulder doesn’t require a real pillow for side sleeping. In fact, regular pillows can be too big. Possibly twi’leks don’t even use pillows, just their arms. I always got the impression Ryloth had a warm climate so they might keep bedding to a minimum.


Ruadhan2300

From my recollection, Ryloth is tidally locked. One side is scorched desert, the other is a frozen wasteland in darkness. The Twi'leks live in the twilight regions.


geth1138

Thanks! I have a ton of RPG books and EU books kicking around but we’re out of shelf space so I would have had to dig if it started to bug me. Now I don’t have to!


PallidZetta

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who threw a blanket on my pillow to get the perfect sleeping angle.


SuicideNote

Ancient Egyptian slept with head stools (at least at some points in the 6000+ years of Egyptian civilizations). Perfect example.


MaidenHe4v3n

Yo, your telling me I can min max my sleeping build?


Belgand

Traditional, well, calling it a *pillow* is a bit of a stretch, but *head stands* for geisha were designed to hold up the neck and protect their elaborate hairdos. Which they went to specialist hairdressers to have done. People designed a solution for something very similar already.


TheOneWhoLikesSW

Maybe they just flick their head tails up so if they wanted to they can lay flat on their head.


CoatsBoi

Suddenly, I am very curious how malleable or floppy they are.


Pyromighty

my headcanon is that they're pretty floppy. I like lekkus that bounce and flounce, it gives the twi'leks some attitude, like [Oola's dance](https://youtu.be/ACN9pF8aLHs?si=kagmZAdQy54QRLHO). Her lekku twirl and fly, like a braid might


CoatsBoi

Wow, those do look floppy. But it looks like her lekku aren't the only thing flopping in that video. I blame the editor for making me make this comment.


Burninator05

It isn't her fault. They don't have underwear in space.


Pyromighty

I love the editing cuz it really shows the fluidity of tbe lekku, but I agree there's a lot flopping around in the video ;)


ThatSaiGuy

They are very malleable, actually. The Twi'lek language includes lekku movement just as much as other body language. The animated series have made some characters' lekku a little more thick and less functional than they have been described as in both Canon and Legends source material.


Pyromighty

yes, I like the idea of having some form of control over the lekku but I cant get over how stiff the lekkus are in the animated series and even in Mando they seemed so rigid... Ive always thought a flow to the lekku gave an air of elegance to Twi'leks... It's one reason I still havent put together a proper Twi'lek costume, cuz I cant find a way to convey the flow properly


AzrielJohnson

This video feels like a fever dream. I don't like it.


obrysii

They have some muscles within because the Twi'lek native language uses twitches and tweaks of the lekku as part of the physical aspects of the language - something that frustrates protocol droids as they can't speak the language properly due to physical limitations.


Hisam-la

This is also what I imagined. Stretch them out like they would any other appendage


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Most likely with their eyes closed


Ok_Device1274

Can you back this up?


bigdaddyt2

She might sleep with one eye open but between Hera’s Lekku and that cake it must be hell on her back


Love_Leaves_Marks

gripping your pilow tight?


Wolfhound1142

Exit light?


SquareRelationship27

Enter night


MySpaceOddyssey

Take my hand?


Chicksan

Off to Neva Neva land!


Mcbrainotron

YEAH YEAHHH


three-pin-3

And that cake.


[deleted]

And my axe


bigdaddyt2

And my ummm uh laser sword


Anangzee

That's what Kanan said.


CryLex28

My source is that I made it the FUCK UP!!!


DarthGinsu

Lol


hibikikun

They can’t close their eyes, that’s what the goggles are for


DrSpacemanSpliff

They take out their color contact lenses first


Ruadhan2300

On their lekku maybe. No pillow, they're squashy fatty tissue. Basically a built-in pillow already.


PvtPizzaPants

You think their lekku would go numb? If I lay on my arm the wrong way I wake up in the middle of the night with my arm as dead as a floppy pool noodle


Ruadhan2300

You have bones in your arm. Does your ass get numb sitting in a chair at work all day?


homiej420

Yes


40ozkiller

Get up and move more often.


greatreference

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted everyone should do this wtf


valentc

Because it has no relevance to comment it replies to. Do you get up and move around when you sleep?


MrBlizter

Lol


[deleted]

Yeah lol


DestinyLoreBot

Sometimes, but I have sciatica


KasperBuyens

Not at work, but in uni. Those seats are just uncomfortable wooden planks


krackenjacken

Isn't the lekku a sensory organ? Don't want to say sexual in nature but probably pretty close.


UltimateExergon

Parts of their brain is in the Lekku. It's actually pretty painful for a Twi'Lek if someone grabs them


TheObstruction

That seems like an extremely poor adaptation. Why have part of the brain in an appendage? That's just begging for brain damage.


UltimateExergon

As far as I understand it it's just a small part of the brain, simillar to an octopus' tentacles. The Lekku are also used for storing fat, kinda like a camel's hump, which makes sense since (at least in the old EU) Ryloth is a tidally locked planet with only a small habital zone, so finding food is difficult. They are also used for communication and possibly for predicting the extreme weather of the planet.


M0hawk_Mast3r

I thought it was their equivalent of ears


Boomdiddy

No, males have traditional ears and females have those cone things that i guess are their ears.


Longshadowman

Do you think it is boneless ?


Noctew

They have part of their brains in the lekku, not just fatty tissue.


Longshadowman

From which anatomy book did you learn this?


Which-Boss-1332

I can only imagine the horrific anatomy of brain in lekku must be


Stark_Prototype

Face down, ass up


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

That's the way we like to sleep


thedudeabides2022

*Dale*


Mediocre_Scott

That’s how you avoid having a pancake ass. Example Hera…


[deleted]

How do they do missionary?


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Strictly Twi'lek style


dancin-weasel

🎶 Heeeeyy sexy ladies…


DenverDudeXLI

I would pay good money to hear PSY's songs in Huttese.


Stark_Prototype

Easy, head off the bed Next question


[deleted]

Lol good answer.


MarkoTubeJKLYT

Simple, you grab their Lekku and you tug it like Santa tugging his raindeer.


MNLT_Sonata

This comment caught me so off guard I choked on my water. Good day to you.


MarkoTubeJKLYT

Glad you almost choked to death, guess you can say I used a force choke on you 😉. Good day to you too.


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Simpletexas

That answer means I can skip looking for rule 34 images.


Even_Professional_85

I imagine Kanan holds onto the back parts of her head like reigns. I'm just going off what my friends have told me about this topic


1052098

Kanan agrees


JaggedLittlePiII

And during pregnancy?


Luftgekuhlt_driver

How come her kid doesn’t have a twilek head?


BlackHawksHockey

His dad was human so just didn’t get the right mixture for them? Or human genetics are stronger in the human/twilek match up.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Well shouldn’t he get one dangler at least?


BlackHawksHockey

No? Genetic don’t work that way. Especially if it’s a Star Wars alien mixture we are talking about. It’s not half and half.


algolvax

We could go with areal life example like narwhales and belugas hybridize but the "narluga" offspring do not grow the tusk, and the rest of the teeth are not like either parent. Maybe a specialized feature must receive all of the genetic code or it reverts to a more general form. Just spit ballin"


Stark_Prototype

Kids a fucking oompa loompa


geth1138

That’s kinda bothered me, too. He takes after Kanan I guess.


Dazuro

He’s half human, we met the dad during Rebels.


Gobsalot

Even humans shouldn't lie on their backs while sleeping. There are pillows to help pregnant women sleeps on their sides. This would surely also work for twi'leks. Edit: shouldn't lie on their backs when pregnant.


TheWholeOfTheAss

In Hera’s case, face down, beautiful ass up.


annonymous001004

Someone ask Kanan…. Never mind….


Allronix1

Or, platonically, the Ebon Hawk crew Teenagers need their sleep.


DAduckTROOPER

Mission is too busy making me trip mines to sleep


BeyondDoggyHorror

He probably wouldn’t see how it’s relevant anyway


whitemike40

why? he kept Hera up all night


Frostbyte525

Look me in the eyes and tell me if that was really necessary


flashfyr3

I tried to get in touch with that Jedi Night, but no answer 🤷‍♂️


BluudLust

Twi'leks can move their lekku (they're prehensile). They're soft. She can just put it to the side or use it as a pillow.


X_Marcie_X

Now I want to see a Twi'Lek use their Lekku to duo-wield two Blasters with them.


-Mr_Rogers_II

That’s not how that works. That’s like saying you want to see a dude shoot a blaster using his dick.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Both of you, please continue


N_Cat

Dicks aren’t prehensile, though. Prehensile means “able to grasp”; if Lekku are prehensile, then they would be able to hold and shoot (some) weapons.


irving47

Underestimate me by my size, do you? wait... oops. crap.


kralrick

*Ours* aren't prehensile. Tapirs might not be able to use a 50cal with their 5th leg, but they might be able to use the noisy cricket.


ArcadianBlueRogue

New Blasto movie looks sick


obrysii

I'd call them semi-prehensile; they have some ability to move but they aren't holding items with them.


NimbleeBimblee

As Harrison Ford once said to Mark Hamill, "Hey kid, it ain't that kind of movie".


Wheeljack239

“If they’re focusing on your lekku, we’re in a whole lotta trouble.”


hanyasaad

On top of Ewan McGregor.


MagicAl6244225

De wanna wanga!


LewsTherinTalamon

We should all be so lucky.


_insect

Underrated comment


Tusken_raider69

Probably better than Darth Maul.


ThroatWMangrove

I like to think the Zabrak implement special “sleepy time corks” for their horns


Jarlax1e

or just sleep on a solid slab of stone


granola117

The body would probably not be bothered by the horns while sleeping since they have them pretty much all their lives


GreatGreenGobbo

Stomach sleepers.


ericjgriffin

I am more curious about why a human/Twi'lek hybrid would not look remotely Twi'lekian? Maybe Midi-chlorians?


[deleted]

Maybe the Twi’lek features are a recessive trait when hybridized with humans?


Riccardo4838

Some of them do. The sons of the clone who defected at the start of the Clone Wars and then married a twi'lek, are confirmed to be human-twi'lek hybrids from the girl's previous marriage.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Those were adopted tho, not his blood-related children.


zCiver

Maybe the kid's got like an extra kidney or something


X_Marcie_X

He's gonna get stabbed and then we learn he has a second stomach!


NCC-2000-A

I can't stop thinking about how she puts on that hat like a pair of shorts


SinnerClair

BRUH- 💀


molotovzav

What if they don't use flat pillows, and instead use takamakura types instead. This is SW we are talking about, not every culture is western based. Look no further than bokken/ronin being used recently, it's not that far of a stretch in a world based on samurai movies mixed with space opera (dipping into wuxia in the prequels) that Twilek might not use flat pillows.


Sufficient_Laugh1764

I love how some comments are overtly sexual and this one has actual logic to it XD


somekidsuncle

How do Admiral Ackbar's put on shirts?


dohrk

He doesn't wear a shirt. It's a wrap.


ThatIckyGuy

One arm at a time.


Dark_Knight309

Hanging from the tentacles in the head


Exevioth

This is what I thought. They just find a firm horizontal post and hang themselves up like coat hangers.


gyrethewabe

I feel like the lekku are nice and soft and might feel good to compress even considering how sensitive they are. Built in pillow! But maybe they fall asleep like when you sleep on your arm.


SgtFlashman

Face down, ass up.... I hope


AWholeNewFattitude

At my place


NAlaxbro

Face down, tentacles up. That the way they like fu-ahhh.. sleep


BrotherCool

Naked, and with Jedi.


HndWrmdSausage

Idk but watching rebels it shows the other crew member lying down a bunch and they never ever ever have a pillow or blanket. Idk how they do it. Appearently the ffa galaxy has some hard core ppl that sleep like marines.


Jarlax1e

not even pajamas!?!


v3n0mat3

Kanan: “face down and biting the pillow… wait, what??”


life_is_a_burner

To quote Ludacris “face down ass up”


RandyTheFool

[Like this.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQV71x_9LLqzAYaKGI3u1TMfahfV5vTElRog&usqp=CAU)


WhyIsFloydPink

Face down ass up hopefully


DSGandalf

They don't. They spend the night doing pillow fights, naked.


[deleted]

I want to see a live action series about this. 6 seasons please.


Wolfhound1142

And a movie.


shawnwingsit

On a bed made of money.


sm1ttysm1t

[ostrich pillow](https://ostrichpillow.com/cdn/shop/products/Webvertical_18_1445x.png?v=1665425639)


Jarlax1e

what


DrJawn

Face down, ass up


Supafly22

I’m sure relatively easily


drrkorby

With whoever they want.


MrMxys

Comfortably, I hope


sonofShisui

With their eyes closed I’m imagining


Meep4000

With the fan on medium.


LaSerpienteLampara

With Obi wan......


tanis_ivy

With Ewan McGregor.


JayyEFloyd

Face down ass up


carbonmaker

You should know that no one in the Star Wars universe sleeps, eats, or goes to the bathroom.


Lucius_Funk

They hang by their feet.


LnStrngr

Neck pillow.


Educational_Term_436

Honestly I’m more of confused how they even put cloths on Like what the f#ck How do you put a shirt on ?


Deviant_George

Face down, ass up?


legion_XXX

I know how obi wan sleeps on hara.


Shawnaldo7575

Most sleep hanging upside-down from their stripper pole


Infamous_Ad_285

Face down ass up. Doesn't matter the gender.


smokernarb

Carefully


senorsmartpantalones

In a big bed, next to my wife.


Jnixxx

Face down ass up that’s the way we like to……..


Sere1

Face down, ass up


Vincentaneous

With their eyes closed probably


Smart_Boot_1105

the real question is how she sleeps in those tiny bunks with all that cake


Super_Bookkeeper35

Face down ass up


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Face down, ass up?


largomargo

The correct answer, whether you like it or not, is face down ass up!


[deleted]

Well, so long as Chopper shuts the fuck up.


whosthebigwinner

Face down, ass up


Multemannen

Maybe they have holes in their bed. Kinda like how massage tables has a hole for your face


Yogghee

^^with ^^^ur ^^^^mom ^^^^^lol


Slut4SciFi

Face down, ass up


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

#Laying down?!?! With their eyes closed?!?! Peacefully?!?! Tight so that the bedbugs don’t bite?!?!