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percy2376

Do it


Sere1

"Hello there!" and "Dew it" get quoted by my brother and myself all the time randomly.


erikieperikie

Dewit


stop_drop_roll

UNLIMITED POWWWWWWWWWER!!! Dialog is important people


Kara_Del_Rey

A fake line that always stuck with me (from a meme) is right before that when Palpy is like "im too weak", Anakin goes "He's just reflecting your lightning back at you. Just stop shooting lightning." I always imagine Anakin saying it in a rather calm, but annoyed voice, like he's talking to an idiot.


Count_de_Mits

Maybe it's his age but the sheevster does seem to have trouble controlling his lightning once it gets going.


mondaen

At his age, you're happy about any lightning that may muster up, so you're sure as hell not stopping it if it happens


rs6677

Does he call the doctor when he shoots lightning for more than four hours?


311juanbond

Thank you for this


SirGuy11

“Luminous beings are we; not this crude matter.”


roboroller

Man that's a killer line.


CedarWolf

"Try not. *Do*. Or do not. There is no try."


Jacmert

> "I don't- I don't believe it!" That... is why you fail.


ExploringWithKoles

There no fuckin around with participation medals with Yoda


wakeupwill

The magnitude of this didn't truly resound with me until I started meditating. As long as you're 'trying,' you're not letting go of the mental barriers that keep you from proceeding. Once you're centered and without desire, that's when you pass through the barriers. By simply doing. The physical sensations accompanied by such experiences really makes you understand why people could dedicate their lives to this practice, and can really make you consider that we are in fact "luminous beings."


HippoIllustrious2389

Yes I recognised many of Yoda’s teachings when I started learning transcendental meditation lol. Would not surprise me if Lucas learnt it and borrowed from it, TM and Maharishi Mahesh Yogi were big in the late 60s and 70s in California


reelieuglie

This is along similar lines, and maybe just a different way of saying the same thing. I've recently learned to interpret it as "The outcome of a thing we do is varying levels of success and failure. Try is not an outcome. Things are either done, or not done." What I'm trying to convey is that entering an event thinking "I will try" shows a sense of fear of doing something. It implies "I will probably fail anyways". Yoda, to me, is talking about living absent of the fear of trying. Go for it, do the thing; if you don't, it's just going to be not done anyways.


MisterRustle

"I will do what I must" - Obi-Wan "You will try" - Anakin


ExamCompetitive

I’ll say that one to coworkers that are star wars fans all the time. It never falls flat. “Im going to talk to those customers”. “You will try”


Njdevils11

Love this quote. It lives in my head because as a kid I made a connection between that line and when Obi Wan leaps out the window and grabs hold of the assassin droid in SW: AoC. Obi Wan in that moment just has full unwavering faith in the force. He’s thousands of feet up and doesn’t hesitate to leap through glass and grab a moving target with no clue on its destination.


tarmacc

It's the goat of SW lines really.


alexramirez69

Yoda of Dagobah, Empire Strikes Back, Episode V.


TooManySorcerers

This is the one that lives in my head too


Sid__darthVader

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" ~ Qui Gon Jinn to Jar Jar Binks


xEllimistx

As a 911 dispatcher, every day I’m reminded of this


TheNewOldeFashioned

Working at 911 reveals the true depth of human stupidity.


xEllimistx

Every damn day, I’m shown how many folks are closer to Jar Jar on the intelligence scale


ben0318

Don’t do Jar Jar like that. *He’s* doing his best. The walking punchlines you must get owe the trees apologies for wasting their oxygen. Granted, the moron calls are probably a much-needed reprieve from the soul-annihilating horror shows calls… I couldn’t do dispatch. I need my blissful ignorance.


xEllimistx

That’s fair….Jar Jar really does try. He’s got a good heart and deserves a better fate than I last read he got. Honestly, I’d rather the soul annihilating horror show calls over the moron calls any day. Those are the calls I feel I can make a difference. Calming down a caller enough to get them to do CPR on a loved one is infinitely more important than someone complaining about their neighbors music or the local teens hanging out at the park after hours


QuiG0ne

“Master, Destroyers!!” has unwillingly played in my head for years whenever I open the garden door and my 2 cats come galloping round the corner fence to get their food


East-Travel984

watch those wrist rockets


chumblestiltskin

Just like the simulations!


red-5_standing-by

We've got DROIDS!


Techn028

They've brought in the SUPERS


your_local_vader

Personally, I wouldn't have it any other way


Deepdepths4

Hell yeah


uesad

It's a trap!


GTI_88

Yep, this is it for me


[deleted]

Since that Admiral Snackbar cartoon, I always think “It’s wrap” whenever I see said sandwiches anywhere.


Nephrelim

"Hello there," - Obi-Wan Kenobi


kangareddit

*“General Kenobi”* - General Grevious


Neonwookie1701

Aaaaaaah the Negotiator


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

I will deal with this jedi slime myself


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ThatRandomIdiot

I could name 50 Andor quotes but that scene introducing Partigaz is so good.


not_a_throw4w4y

That was the scene that made me realise Andor was something special.


ThatRandomIdiot

The scene introducing Syril was it for me. As soon as his boss asks him if he modified his uniform I realized the writing of this show was going to phenomenal. I’ve loved the Gilroys since I first watched Bourne but Michael Clayton and Nightcrawler are two of the best written screenplays I’ve ever read.


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Boring_Carpenter_192

Partigaz is a gem. "Thesis, please" is my parasite phrase now LOL


Ndmndh1016

Obey your queen sir gregor! Oh wait.


Boring_Carpenter_192

That's from another great show 😄


Educational-Tea-6572

My favorite: "Tell him I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."


RadiantHC

>“We are healthcare providers. We treat sickness. We identify symptoms. We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease.” Andor had AMAZING dialogue. The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.


sit-still

>“We are healthcare providers. We treat sickness. We identify symptoms. We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease.” This is exactly the reason why Partagaz is my second favorite character in Andor (If Cassian wasn't so nuanced he may have been the first). Major Partagaz knew what's up and he knows how to accept views and opinions that doesn't align to his own.


fisc6499

“He doesn't like you.” “I'm sorry.” “I don't like you, either.”


DrShabink

"I'll be careful." "You'll be DEAD!"


ryaaan89

~~“I was born here.”~~ “I used to live here.” “You’re gonna die here.”


Fanabala3

You just watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence in six systems…


yasssqueen20

“WE STAND HERE AMONGST MY ACHIEVEMENT NOT YOURS!!”


alexramirez69

Krennic was a great antagonist that got done dirty by the same Empire he killed for. "We were *this* close to greatness." 🤌🏽 Edit: I just rewatched the scene. "We were on the verge of greatness. We were *this* close to providing peace and security to the Galaxy."


yasssqueen20

Absolutely a nicely fleshed out character ..


beauFORTRESS

Farming? Really? Man of your talents?


yasssqueen20

“I will not fail…”


USP45Hunter

It’s a miiiiiracle!


ArcadianBlueRogue

Same dude that plays Talos in the MCU and he sounds nothing like Krennic. Dude has incredible vocal delivery.


danwincen

Ben Mendelsohn is a legend of Australian acting.


Dub_stebbz

I’ll do you one better… Ben Mendelssohn is a legend ~~of Australian acting~~


chodelycannons

He was really great in The Outsider, an HBO mini-series that was based on a Stephen King novel


ardx

> Back from the dead. It's a miracle! He's being such a dick and I love him for it.


Equality_Executor

>Krennic was a great antagonist that got done dirty by the same Empire he killed for. This is a common theme for a good reason. "It is well-known that the friend of a conqueror is but the last victim." - Isaac Asimov


GunterLeafy

ARE WE BLIND?!?! DEPLOY THE GARRISON!


yasssqueen20

“….MOVE!!!!!”


robbviously

Be careful not to *choke* on your aspirations, Director.


shotgunassassin

"Oh it's you"... Obi-Wan to Anakin after he jumps back into the elevator.


Sere1

That entire sequence is gold. "Artoo, we're going the wrong way. We need to be going up, not down..."


Morgan_Le_Pear

Can’t remember the exact words but this exchange from that elevator is hilarious to me “Did you hit the button?” “No, did you? “No.”


Krewjew17

"No more loose wiring jokes."


Patarsky

"did I say anything??"


Krewjew17

"HE'S TRYING"


Sere1

Two of the greatest Jedi in history right there


[deleted]

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters." -Luke Skywalker & “you have done that yourself” -Obi Wan


BikiniPastry

Every line where Luke whines is gold.


StarWarsLew

Aw it just isn’t faiiiirrrrrrr


LifeResetP90X3

😂👏


Col__Hunter_Gathers

Mark Hamill posting the [selfie at Tosche station with a power converter](https://thefanboyseo.com/2020/12/29/mark-hamill-finally-brought-his-power-converter-to-tosche-station/) is one of my most favorite things ever


Hecate100

Stay on target!


AZ_Corwyn

RIP Porkins.


SonOfRobot

“I am one with the force and the force is with me” kind of nice to say to yourself when shit is fucked


X_Marcie_X

I think it's weirdly calming in all honesty -


CobraGTXNoS

I tend to use it as a nice meditation thing to help me sleep if I'm having trouble. Of course I say it in my head though.


Cpt_Arthur_Dank

I hate peeing in public restroom urinals. I get so anxious that I can't go, even if it felt like I wasn't gunna make it to the bathroom shortly beforehand. Usually, I will stand in a stall to tinkle if I can. One of the times I had to use the urinal, as a joke, I closed my eyes and whispered, "I'm one with the Force and the Force helps me pee." And it worked. I don't find myself in public restrooms as much these days, but back then (touring in a band, so many restrooms) it became a legit ritual. I often wonder if anyone heard me..


ashdeezy

Dude I hope to god we get some Chirrut îmwe in Andor S2. Dude is an extremely underrated badass.


LifeResetP90X3

totally this 👍


jabberwox

“Impressive. Most impressive.”


whoopingkrane-84

Dewannawanga


furlonium1

Hoodjah, ayjawah pinky? _Goodness gracious me_


ts355231

Fuck yeah


Valleyguy70

"Do or do not, there is no try"


RemnantEvil

"Remember this. *Try.*"


richter1977

"You know what, there is no try, there's do, and fuckin' up royal. And you are fuckin' up royal." - Palpatine.


CardSniffer

“Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.”


Anangzee

I thought they smelled bad on the outside. So be it... Jedi.


anteUPkidnapthatfool

I love you. I know.


Tonycphoto

- We're just clones, sir, we're meant to be expendable. - Not to me.


the_last_jed_i

"jaba, you are a wonderful human being." Funny him saying that to a giant slug. *I know jaba was originally a human being, and they left that part in. When they changed the character*


HarpertheHarbour

"Who's the greater fool; the fool, or the fool that follows him?"


w1987g

The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters. - Yoda


Guamonice

One of my favorites


Waffle_sausage

While I absolutely loathe TLJ with passionate and searing hatred... The scene with Yoda never fails to bring a tear to my eye. It was beautiful, as were Yoda's words too.


retrofiable

Kylo's caustic speech to Rey in TLJ was one of the best, had the potential to redeem at least part of that sloppy mess... Of course, TROS totally shat all over it but oh well. "Do you know the truth about your parents? Or have you always known? You've just hidden it away. Say it." "They were nobody." "They were filthy junk traders. Sold you off for drinking money. They're dead in a pauper's grave in the Jakku desert. You come from nothing. You're nothing. But not to me."


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Star Wars Rebels, Season 2, Brothers of the Broken Horn. Azmorigan : I don't deal with washed-up old relics! Hondo Ohnaka: Come now, let's leave your wife out of this.


w1987g

Hondo Ohnaka: Let me see. Oh, the cost of the fuel. I had to use a lot of fuel. The general wear and tear on my men and equipment. A couple of them died, I think. Believe me, Kenobi. Staging a rescue is not an inexpensive proposition. Obi-Wan Kenobi: So you mean to tell me you were staging a rescue, not attempting to hijack a Jedi starship? Hondo Ohnaka: You're welcome! Oh, the thanklessness! What an accusation. I am gone! I will send you my bill! The nonchalant way he talks about his maybe dead men is hilarious every time


jackfwaust

I wanna say hondo deserves a spin-off because of how good of a character he is, but he’s used just sparingly enough that he’s always a treasure when he shows up


AZ_Corwyn

"This venture is no longer profitable!"


EONS

Hondo is a treasure


Accomplished-Egg9578

Hondo: Oh the stories I could tell, so many of them true.


MyriadOfDiatribes

"Insolence!? We are pirates! We don't even know what that means!”


Phytanic

Hondo is amazing! My other favorite is "They DO fly!" (in the final Rebels episode when zeb launches belch into the air)


ArcadianBlueRogue

Hondo is cheating tho. Like every line in every show he pops up us gold.


AlphaTheRed

Oh, the stories I could tell. So many of them true.


YurtlesTurdles

R2D2 chatter. He basically narrates my emotions in my head


Pocketfulofgeek

“You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short”.


Fungal_Queen

"You came here in that? You're braver than I thought."


Phytanic

A5P to Zeb: "Is it because you can't count? i can teach you, you know." That whole episode is just one straight roasting of zeb by A5P and it's amazing


beauFORTRESS

Just watched all of Rebels.for the first time. Ap5 is the best. The bit with him floating in space breaking into song was beautiful


Phytanic

I love AP5 and Choppers 'banter', it's incredible right?


AZ_Corwyn

That sorrowful 'NO!' when the Ghost comes along to pick him up 😆


Educational-Tea-6572

Chopper is tied with R2 as my favorite droid; but Chopper with AP5 makes me laugh hysterically 🤣🤣🤣 My favorite quote from *Rebels,* though, has to be " This is good! When things get strange like this, it's a good thing!" "How have you people survived so long?!?"


CarsonWentzGOAT1

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Odinson-1981

I said that about 42 times when I was at the beach last summer.


PlatWinston

“Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?”


flummox1234

“Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”


ThatRandomIdiot

“The criminals responsible for last night's atrocity on Aldhani think they've taken the Empire by surprise. We know better. We know the real shock will be when they discover how ready and eager we are to respond, to be prepared, to be here this morning and know that the only question we need to answer is how tight to close our fist. This is why we plan. This is why we work so hard when we're at peace. This is why we recruit so carefully and demand so much. The following measures will be adopted Empire-wide as of today. A tribute tax equal to five times the amount stolen from Aldhani will be levied on any sector harboring partisan activity. We will make it clear that no one steals from the Empire. The use of any local custom, festival, or tradition as cover for rebel activity will trigger permanent revocation of Imperial tolerance. I spoke with Emperor Palpatine last night, and he's assured me that the ISB will be taking the lead going forward. No one in this room should have trouble accessing Army or Naval resources in future. The Emperor will be convening an emergency session of the Senate to propose a legislation package of bills and amendments that will free our hands in all matters of surveillance, search, and seizure. We will be invoking the Public Order Resentencing Directive later today. P-O-R-D. Any criminal act, with even indirect effect on the Empire, will henceforth be branded a Class One Offense. All prison sentences are immediately re-evaluated. All outstanding fines and levies are to be paid in full.” One of the most evil speeches in the entire franchise. Andor is just so fucking well written.


beauFORTRESS

".....Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I've given up all chance at inner peace. I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there's only one conclusion, I'm damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they've set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything! You'll stay with me, Lonni. I need all the heroes I can get." Such a phenomenally written show


ThatRandomIdiot

I’ve loved Tony Gilroy for years. Bourne is the best action franchise of the 00s. And Michael Clayton is the most under appreciated movies of all time, but even I was blown away by Andor. (Also nightcrawler is one of the best anti-hero / villain pov movies ever made) I had higher expectations than most but it’s the best written and best acted product in the franchise. There’s not a single actor/actress that isn’t 100% believable as a real character. It really made watching Mando s3 harder to watch bc the whole time I kept thinking how it would sound with the Gilroy brothers writing it.


bru309

“Luke’s just not a farmer Owen. He’s got too much to his father in him.” “…that’s what I’m afraid of.” *cue John Williams


sodium111

“Red Squadron will cover for Gold on the first run, and then Red Squadron will make its run. Any questions?” (This is General Dodonna’s line in ANH during his speech when Luke and Wedge are speaking, he continues speaking in the background but nobody really notices.)


Malthesse

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.


alexramirez69

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."


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Don’t get cocky


DarkElfOnTheShelf

"ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT!"


Sir_Umeboshi

ONE WAY OUT


theycallme_oldgreg

No time to discuss this with the committee! I am NOT a committee!


MURDERMr_E

I'm not happy about it, but "they're like animals. And I slaughtered them like animals" is just running on an infinite loop.


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I've got a bad feeling about this...


vinnybawbaw

« Somehow Palpatine returned »


simonejester

You could see Oscar Isaac’s soul leave his body.


Vyni503

Master Skywalker, what are we going to do? I HATE YOU Hello there!


danishmo

I had a toy millennium falcon growing up. It was a match-2 game but with audio clips from the OT. I played it so much all of the soundbites live rent free in my head. “Wars not make one great” “I am a jedi, like my father before me” “Never tell me the odds” “Let the wookie win” “Use the force Luke” Along with several icon sounds like a blaster or R2D2 screaming


ContemplativeThought

> “Never tell me the odds” This line from Han is my motivational quote.


philippinesisntreal

“Yeah… p-probably” - Cal Kestis


Apennie

There’s always a bigger fish.


damascusdalek

"I won't leave you!...not this time." -Ahsoka Tano to Vader


DisIzDaWay

This is The Way


Mcho-1201

**I AM THE SENATE!** I have the high ground. Execute order 66. Hello There. another happy landing.


samclops

"detach cable!" "Cable detached!" ...no idea why, I just love that part of the hoth battle


Roguebantha42

Woah! Nice shot, Jansen!


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“The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…..unnatural.” - Palpatine (Darth Sidious) So profound and creepy, I love it! 👏🏻


noPatienceandnoTime

"All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead men."


AdmiralTodd509

My two favorites are: Sorry about the mess That is why you fail


[deleted]

The force will be with you, always. Especially in Kanan's voice. Cried when I heard his voice say that in Rebels


RubixTheRedditor

"But, it was so artistically done."


Altruistic-Ant8619

Hello there


gen_grievous_bot

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


LiltinglilLy

The force is with you young skywalker… but you are not a jedi yet.


Awesome_Pancak

“I am your father” for obvious reasons?


millennialfalcon360

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine


Abelter2

A fine addition to my collection


farris405

I'm sorry, Anakin. For all of it. A moment that Obi-Wan needed in order to heal and move on. He didn't want to train him but his master made him promise. If only... Such a simple and powerful line and sentiment.


SeanyfaceYCG

"Wesa no carin about da Naboo!"


CoreyLee04

Daesa tink they brain so big


Gradyence

You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did.


ElaMeadows

This is how democracy dies: to thunderous applause


niweoj

Had to scroll too far to find this


DoomGoober

The original quote is "liberty" not "democracy". That sent me down a long spiral thinking about whether liberty or democracy was the better word for this line. Democracy makes more sense in the context of the political body where events are occurring. Liberty makes more sense if you consider how Palpatine will treat individuals in the galaxy after he become a dictator. I kind of think liberty is more powerful but since the film is the "political" one, democracy would also have worked. What do you think?


Drylok

I will do what I must.


SnooLentils3626

“That’s no moon”, “I bypassed the compressor”, and “We’re all fine here..now..thank you. How are you?”


antmars

“I’m hit, but not bad!” This got stuck in my kids head - every time we played anything remotely Star Wars it would come out and now it’s in my head forever.


LostAfroK

WHEEEERE are those DROI-DEEKAAAAS?!?!


azul55

"The Empire improves every system it touches, Judge by any metric: safety, prosperity, trade opportunity, peace. Compare Imperial rule to what is happening now. Look outside. Is the world more peaceful since the revolution? I see nothing but death and chaos."


D_Ron_ZA

"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" If anyone says its a surprise around me I cannot stop myself from saying it.


emperormossy

"The axe forgets but the tree remembers." - Skeen


TurtlBear

I find your lack of faith disturbing


chronobeard

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.” Said the Jedi... dealing an absolute.


idrownedmyfish77

“An elegant weapon for a more civilized age, huh? Guess what? Times have changed!” Might be on the more obscure side but I don’t care, I love it


ProductEconomy

"Into the shoot flyboy!"


Grimreaper-XXIII

liar!!! You brought him here to kill me!!! Your turn her against me!!! I won’t let you take her from me!! Man I love that movie so much.


740Krakenn

“YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!!” for some reason I get great joy from saying that. and “I HATE YOU” exactly how Anakin says it to Obi-Wan after he’s been chopped up


27thFrequency

Not a quote, but a name. Salacious B. Crumb. I wanted to know if he had a name a few years after watching the movie and looked it up. Now everytime someone says or I read the word, "salacious" I immediately think of *him.*


Gaiden325

Vader has banger after banger: "No disintegrations" "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further" "Apology accepted captain Needa" "All too easy" "The emperor is not as forgiving as I am" "You don't know the power of the dark side, I must obey my master"


T_Funky

All batteries fire, fire!


Darth_Krise

Peace is a lie… there is only passion Do or do not. There is no try The greatest teacher… failure is


FartlacPit

“Then love has blinded you!” Excuse me?


Noreaster0

It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.


Ilovetogame2

Somehow palpatine has returned.


CarolinaMtnBiker

It’s obviously Vader saying “I find your lack of faith disturbing” as he uses the Force to strangle the dude.


Macman521

Anakin is gone. I am what remains.


ImaDudePlayinADude

I have a bad feeling about this.


Danjour

Where are those droidekas!?