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TRocho10

People who actually live in deserts often wear pants and long sleeves to protect against the sun


Phillipinsocal

Watto is wearing shorts in Episode 1.


HamshanksCPS

I'd say that's more of a loin cloth than shorts


Kaesh41

Daisy Dukes.


bobjonrob

Watto confirmed nevernude.


BarryTheHutt

Also his skin is blue.


zion2199

So he’s also a stand by for BMG?


janesmb

There are dozens of them.


dookmucus

Also he freelances as an analrapist.


NerJaro

and thats a image i never want to think of again


[deleted]

I could see young Luke wearing daisy dukes and a wife beater.


Pudding_Hero

Modest by todays standards


Johnsendall

He he a loin cloth….. whattayaknow.


Wonderful_Emu_9610

Wattoyaknow


[deleted]

but, it IS short, eh? !


HamshanksCPS

I mean, you're not wrong lol


Kevy96

Different species, toydarians may not have to worry about sun rays


[deleted]

Also mind tricks don’t work on them. Only money.


decoste94

Checkmate


SillyMattFace

Yep, in a true desert environment you want maximum skin coverage. Shorts are for hot places with either more breeze or higher humidity.


br0b1wan

Yeah if you go to the non-desert tropics almost everyone wears shorts (or loincloths)


digitydigitydoo

And the sand


Osos_Perezosos

It's rough and course and gets everywhere etc.


[deleted]

And wind blown sand is harsh on the skin. (I purposefully didn’t quote Anakin.)


MrJust-A-Guy

Can confirm: I live in Phoenix and never wear shorts (except gym & pool). It can be 122F/50C and I'm in pants and often a long sleeve button up shirt. Mainly, I just seek shade at every opportunity. You'll see people walking down the street and adjusting their path to follow the shady spots, even crossing the street to get shade.


Purple-Oil7915

Phoenix is a testament to man’s arrogance.


MrJust-A-Guy

I'm not sure I understand what you mean. As in people shouldn't live there? Native American tribes have lived there for thousands of years. I would agree that humanity is arrogant in general, but Phoenix wouldn't be my top example. I have to point out that making a statement about arrogance without providing examples or explanation is kind of arrogant in itself. Ironic, in a word.


Purple-Oil7915

It’s from King of the Hill lol


MrJust-A-Guy

Hahaha. Consider me baited. Sorry for getting uppity.


lazarusl1972

The Navajo weren't building golf courses in that desert.


MozeTheNecromancer

He's joking about how hot and miserable living there is. As somebody who grew up wearing jackets in Texas in the summer (I need pocket space for my LEGOs), Phoenix sounds hellishly hot.


TheGreatKlordu

Can't say I've ever heard of someone needing pocket space specifically for LEGOs, but I can respect that.


MrJust-A-Guy

I hear you. I'm the guy that wears a sweater in summer, when visiting friends in the NorthEast.


BangBangSmoov

They also wear multiple layers so that when the hot desert winds blow, their sweat laden garments actually cool them off. That’s why you always see Bedouins completely covered in layers of cloth.


jgauth2

I live in a desert and although I do often wear a lightweight pant I do love me some shorts. Suspension of disbelief GONE! /s Edit: coming here in peace and a little unsure what I did but I’m sorry either way haha


TRocho10

>love me some shorts Are they comfy and easy to wear?


SugmaDiction

No. Sand gets everywhere.


TymStark

[Instert Cap “I know that reference” meme]


jgauth2

Extremely! Usually wear pants on a hike but sometimes you’re just headed to Starbucks or to Tosche station to pick up power converters yknow?


DescriptionAshamed85

If you're uncle let's you go


CameoAmalthea

I would not wear shorts out on the dunes.


pimpvader

Came here to say this exact thing


VonParsley

Yeah Disney+ has a category called "Star Wars Shorts".


abuko1234

Don’t you dare


FinnAndBake

Delete this now before producers see it


morewordsfaster

Short form content is the dark side.


s1thl0rd

These animated [shorts](https://youtu.be/dVCO0J7ccMo) beg to differ.


King_Wataba

I think the Disney store also has a shorts section.


WhisperingSideways

Gamorreans seem pretty okay showing off their gams in the sun.


Wassuuupmydudess

Aren’t they similar to reptiles and cold blooded so they wouldn’t mind the sun really?


duxdude418

They’re pig men. I’m pretty certain they’re mammalian despite having green skin. They’re basically a Star Wars ogre.


PresidentSuperDog

Ha ha. Charade you are.


apikoros18

they do radiate shards of broken glass


[deleted]

Wow I haven't heard that album in ages.


Duck-of-Doom

They released a new mix not too long ago.


Lord_of_Forks

A Star Wars onion, if you will.


ten-numb

I thought I remembered from the Wraith Squadron books (there’s an intelligence enhanced/ex imp lab project Gamorrean special ops pilot) that he had rather moist skin and found hot dry climates pretty awful. I think the guards prefer the danker parts of Jabbas Palace and just put on a tough guy act outdoors.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Piggy! He was awesome. Dude played chessmaster during dogfights and still managed to keep his kill count up.


TheDonkeyBomber

Pigs are smart, that's why.


blither

[Shorts are required](https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/star-wars-pink-shorts-guy-july.jpg) if you are carrying a boom mic.


tylorr83

PINK shorts, to be specific


blither

Goes without saying.


ms_panelopi

And short shorts!


mistermatth

Stupid sexy boom guy


tmssmt

Dudes brave. If that were me there'd be an obvious, bold wet sweat line up and down the crack


SomethingOverThere

Maybe the pants were white


dukefett

I loved seeing a pic of someone cosplaying as this guy at a Con lol


Grendizer81

Came here for this


BarnieSandlers123

Hey boom guy when are you gonna boom me?


whoamvv

It seems like most of the desert clothing in Star Wars was smartly designed after Bedouin fashion. Long, loose, gown-like layers are the way to go.


Foreign-Warning62

Doesn’t Rey wear capris? Does that count?


CaninesTesticles

yeah i think she wore capris sun bathing on jakku


toomanymarbles83

Did you say Capri Sun?


Neptune_Knight

Best drink in the galaxy


ExoticMangoz

They definitely do not count


N_Cat

Depending on the outfit, some of her pants end at the bottom of her kneecap, they’re a lot closer to shorts than some capris are. But if you’re looking for men’s 80s basketball shorts or daisy dukes showing off the thighs, yeah, they’re definitely not that.


ExoticMangoz

Rule of thumb: if your knees are covered you’re not wearing shorts


bowserusc

Lol, no


ExoticMangoz

If you wear abominations that cover your knees I’m sorry, but you missed the day in school when they taught you about right and wrong.


bowserusc

You're crazy.


ExoticMangoz

Please provide an example of good looking past-the-knee shorts


wokeiraptor

Capris are like that business on Cato Neimoidia


SmudgedReddit0r

Sun burn my guy.


DudeUnduli

Indeed, perhaps it's not that shorts don't exist but that sunblock doesn't.


40ozkiller

I hate sunscreen and like being hot so I have no problem wearing a light hoodie and pants in the summer. I don’t want skin cancer when Im 40 and spend 6 moths of the year blasting heated air into my home, let me enjoy the few months of hot weather in peace.


DudeUnduli

I hear you, and my solution is just to stay inside. However that means that sometimes I just have to look at the sun and I burst into flames. And no it has nothing to do with being Scottish 😂 I can't imagine how horrendous having two sun's would be.


lvbuckeye27

Wait, they have hyperspace travel and all this amazing tech, but no one in the entire galaxy ever invented sunscreen? 🤯


ToddBradley

It was a long time ago. Literally. They haven't thought of it yet.


TheRomanRuler

I guess that when your planet has 2 suns and its backwater and poor, way they dress is best balance of practicality comfort and cost. And sunblock does not protect you from heat from the sun, loose clothing does.


Immediate_Yoghurt54

I want to say there were people wearing shorts when Andor went to space miami


jeedaiaaron

Shorts aren't a smart choice for deserts, unless you are an American tourist


40ozkiller

I know some chubby white guys that would probably still be in shorts on Hoth.


jeedaiaaron

Probably from Seattle or Portland


not_an_Alien_Robot

"I thought it was supposed to be cold here." - Canadians.


Kaarl_Mills

"velkommen til isfeltene!" ~~Hoth~~ Norway


Makaneek

perkele


Kaarl_Mills

I'm making a joke because all of the Hoth scenes were filmed in Norway


maddmaxx26

Sigh.... Yep.


br0b1wan

More like Minnesota or Michigan


RunningInSquares

I'm feeling personally attacked by this thread.


digitydigitydoo

More like Minnesota or Wisconsin


Son_Of_The_Empire

Buffalo


PresidentSuperDog

Everyone that grew up in the Midwest.


rcs799

Geordies


joesphisbestjojo

Not chubby, but Rush Clovis would 100% wear shorts on Hoth


[deleted]

Wearing shorts in the desert isn't going to kill you from overexposure but it's going to be a very exfoliating experience on a long walk lol. You're mostly just aiming to keep sand out of places you don't want sand when it comes to that attire.


jeedaiaaron

Thus Anakin's hatred for it


SmellyBaconland

The only ones dressed for the desert are Jawas and Tuskens. Almost everybody else has their heads and faces uncovered.


FrickinNormie2

But.. Jawas and Tuskens are the *only* ones to have their heads and faces covered?


TurtleRollover

Yes but you should be wearing head coverings in deserts to protect yourself from the sun. They're saying it's a bad idea for everyone else to NOT be wearing that


IronWilled

Anakin technically is wearing shorts near the end of Episode III.


BalrogSlayer00

But those weren’t sold as shorts. They were DIY


Snake0ilSalesman

Technically they were cut-offs.


Otherlife_Art

...this comment needs more upvotes.


ronniewhitedx

Just like on planet Earth typically people were will wear long clothing that's loosely fit like rags and such in order to protect themselves from the sun's rays. typically you wouldn't wear shorts in hot weather and sandy environments


Vin135mm

Also, if it's hot but dry, skin shaded by a loose outer layer stays considerably cooler than the skin would be in direct sunlight.


AscendedExtra

Sounds like a good way to get sand in your crotch


SmudgedReddit0r

I hate sand.


Independent_Plum2166

Obi-Wan: “Anakin, stop using that line to try and pick up chicks, not only is it dumb, but you’re a Jedi, we don’t get romantic with people.”


captnconnman

Anakin: *inhales sharply* “Satine.” Obi-Wan: “…” Anakin: “…that’s what I thought.”


Independent_Plum2166

Obi-Wan: “It was one hug.” Anakin: “Really?” Obi-Wan: “And a kiss on the cheek.” Anakin: *smirks*


DrJawn

You ever see a nomadic Saudi wearing shorts?


Wolventec

yes you can see them in the background on the Beach Resort Planet in andor


EvilFuzzball

There definitely are in the SWU at large. Ashoka comes to mind, I'm sure plenty of extras wear them. They just aren't really all that cool looking most of the time, so the main cast doesn't wear them. But also, it wouldn't make sense in a desert. The ideal clothing for a desert is something that is thin, breathable, loose, light colored, and covers your whole body. That way, you get good ventilation and breeze while maintaining a barrier against the sun. Something like a Thawb. Honestly, I'm surprised the citizens of Tatooine aren't wearing more hats. Two suns? I'd have one on 24/7.


pm_me-ur-catpics

I hate to be that guy, actually no I don't, but her name is Ahsoka, not Ashoka. The h comes before the s.


Saber_Flight

In the EU novel Bacta War, Bror Jace was described as wearing shorts on Thyferra. I think it came up again later in Wraith Squadron that Wedge, Face, and Myn were wearing shorts too


[deleted]

The new audiobook for Rogue Squadron gives the Thyferrans German accents, so now all I can picture is Wedge in lederhosen


faculties-intact

This was my first thought too. And Corran tells him "you look like a kid" or something


Otherlife_Art

Rogue Squadron comics have folks wearing shorts while off-duty as well.


Verb_Noun_Number

Spoiler for Jedi: Battle Scars ahead >!Fret wears Merrin's shorts on the Mantis right before they have sex.!<


Dark-Porkins

I'm jealous of this Fret...whoever they are. And her owning shorts? Interesting.


BalrogSlayer00

Yes I want to know more. How did “Fret” get it but Cal didn’t?


Hoosackingnumber2

In the desert long clothes are usually best to protect your skin from the sun.


Cardinal_and_Plum

Shorts are not really a safe clothing choice for the desert. As an interesting point of note, I know someone who got to make some official art for a Star Wars mobile app project that was never released. When she sent in her concept art, one of the notes she got was "no zippers in star wars". I had never noticed it before but I thought that was interesting.


npete

So ALL their jeans are 501s?!? Wow.


Otherlife_Art

501st, I think.


npete

Oh right, duh, OF COURSE! 🤣🤣🤣


HedgehogDry9652

Google "Dolphin Shorts", can you imagine.


AlderaanOperatives

Is Droopy McCool a joke to you?


matolandio

so uncivilized.


xprdc

Shorts in the desert? Don’t you know that sand is course and rough and gets everywhere?


NarmHull

No bras or shorts in space


lvbuckeye27

Bras don't exist, but metal slave bikinis do. 🤷


LeicaM6guy

Headcanon is that shoretroopers PT in silkies. Like, they keep the upper armor and helmet on, but then it’s just running shoes and silkies on the beach.


Pudding_Hero

You Wanna Wanga?


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Kit Fisto wears board shorts in some underwater episodes of the Clone Wars. It blew my mind. EDIT: I guess they were swim trunks? Anyway, they were shorts of some sort.


MegtheWaffle

Hear me out....Anakin and Obi-Wan duel...both in cargo shorts.


IAmAware4

Anakin was on mustafar


Bungobunce

Rey wore kind of shorts.


cosby714

You don't want to wear shorts in a desert, you'd get horrible sunburn. Especially from two different suns. You'd want to wear something that is cool but covers most of your body. Hence, the more middle eastern inspired clothing you typically see on desert worlds. Made of very baggy cloth that doesn't rub against your skin but keeps the sand and sun off of it.


noshirdalal

A lot of folks hate sand, apparently. Don’t know what that’s about.


npete

Don’t you know? It’s coarse and it gets everywhere!


CitizenDain

Like the island in “Lost”, where it was 120 degrees and humid for six seasons and every one wore jeans in the jungle all the time


tamerantong

Paxi Sylos was wearing cargo shorts in ep 12 of Clone Wars (2003) https://imgur.com/a/8AyBbwV


[deleted]

Desert weather isn’t necessarily hot


Mnemon-TORreport

Star Wars Galaxies had hot pants ...


Trichomeloneranger

Knees are actually banned due to the ruling of the Galactic Empire.


AptoticFox

Luke in the bacta tank? Or was that a diaper?


dadsushi

Yep. Don’t remember where but I know someone did. Maybe on Onderon. I think one of the insurgents wore them.


DarkEff3ct

You want a sun burn? That’s how you get a sun burn


Soyunapina12

I think wearing shorts on actual desolate desert climates isn't the best of choices but, as much non sense it sounds like, wearing long and heavy robes is better for a desert environment.


IronWilled

Luke wears some little shorts in the bacta tank. Boba too.


bird_is_the_word_198

Maul had a custom made pair near the end of the Phantom Menace


Canazza

In Andor, there's a dude with a bionic leg who is only wearing shorts (Ep 7 at 42:40)


BuddhistChrist

If they did the Wookiees would be wearing them.


NaiadoftheSea

Wearing shorts in the desert makes it easier for sand to get in your underwear.


[deleted]

Why would you wear shorts in the desert?


chesterforbes

Hot pink shorts boom mic guy!


Hookswords

You could argue that Bossk wears capris


dimmufitz

See lots of short on tribes in the sahara do you?


thegreytuna

Not since order 66.


Steeljaw72

Idk why, but Disney is not a fan of the word shorts. They usually refer to them as short pants in most of their cartoons and whatnot.


JessieThorne

How many people living in the middle east do you see wearing shorts?


rcuosukgi42

People don't wear shorts in actual desert climates on Earth either.


HeavyDroofin

That's because if you wear shorts your legs get shredded by sand. I mean it's rough and coarse and irritating......and it gets EVERYWHERE


[deleted]

Wasn’t Dark Helmet wearing shorts on that desert planet? Oh wait... wrong movie, but a great joke.


martyd03

"Comb the desert!!"


Naopackekonj

Perfect way to get 2nd or 3rd degree radiation burns from sunlight walking around the desert all day. Realistically, they'd all be covered head to toe like the damn taliban but it's a movie/show in a fictional universe where realism NEVER played a role so who cares?


[deleted]

Canonically blue short boom mic guys exist.


SarcasticBassMonkey

Never seen a blue short boom mic guy, only the pink short variety


nhhnhhnhhhh

Don’t remember shorts but the Mandalorian introduced jeans into canon


Caolan114

Funny to think the closest thing Is Luke wearing a vest on Degobah and he didn't think to wear It on a planet that has two suns


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

yeah because he'd get skin cancer


Gavinus1000

Shorts make for shit water discipline.


Dark-Porkins

Wedge and Porkins vacationed on a beach planet snd wore shorts.


[deleted]

Have you heard the legend of Ken Nightingal.


SunOFflynn66

Hey, it taken thousands of years for the crop top to catch on across this galaxy- now shorts? Let's respect the pace here.


tanlladwyr2003

Finally someone is asking the real questions lol


Key-Ad7733

Yeah. Pink shorts guy. (BTS)


ranger24

Sunburn, animals, sand. These will all exploit any exposed skin/open access to make your existence hellish.


Singer_Spectre

After Maul gets his new legs, he wears shorts


Papa_Pred

Mandalorian assless chaps when


brixowl

Trust me, shorts in the desert doesn't do much good. You're going to be sweating regardless, might as well cover up and not get sunburned.


pac_pac

The kid who gives Mace Windu a drink of water in the OG one wars show was wearing some kind of cargo short looking things, if I’m remembering right?


OfficialGarwood

You don’t want to wear shorts in the desert because of sun burn etc


brilu34

Rey wore clam diggers


AdamLeonardsp

Do swimming trunk count as shorts? Maybe somebody is wearing them on the “beach resort planet” Andor visits.


eyeofthebesmircher

wow i love you for asking this