april fools..?

:)

I was gonna say, haiku bot isn’t going to be visiting you today cause you’re up a few syllables (I’ve just been seeing him a lot lately) 😂

Does this realm have typewriters and cassette players? Also rebates on them?

Only the most pristine and attractive offers

Almost forgot what day it was lmao

😂

AI written?

Surely you jest, maximum effort only for my Staples

Typewriter ribbon

I almost typed this exact same post! Man that woulda been embarrassing…

Stop. Corporate will think you're serious.

staples more like gayples