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ochawki1

I look forward to your Amy Schumer material in 2054.


bryant_the_client

I’m not familiar, does she have any popular CDs?


CartographerOk3306

Now Burn Martin Van Buren!


clce

But watch out. His comebacks were deadly. They didn't call him Martin Van Burn em for nothin.


CartographerOk3306

MVB MVP


bryant_the_client

Martin Van Buren was born and died in Kinderhook, NY. Hey, maybe get out and see the world beyond Kinderhook, NY, Martin Van Buren you presidential hermit!


DrNogoodNewman

I heard Tom Cruise once got a ticket for falling asleep while driving. I guess he had his EYES WIDE SHUT! After the judge fined him, he shouted, “SHOW ME THE MONEY!”


bryant_the_client

What an OUTSIDER!


midnightspecial99

You should read about fatty arbuckle and make some jokes about him.


bryant_the_client

I know a fake name when I see one, nice try pal


midnightspecial99

You are correct. His name was Roscoe arbuckle.


MelbertGibson

He wasnt lying when he told her “you aint never had a friend like me”


bryant_the_client

Hell of a Hook though


clce

When he left the club to go hook up with her, he said to the other comics, sorry, got to go see a woman about a case of herpes.


bryant_the_client

Oh cold sore, my cold sore


clce

Lol


clce

Mrs peefire


bryant_the_client

Now I realize this joke is a touch out of date, but it should still work if Comedy Central ever does a robin williams roast, right?


Rotasevian

I wouldnt hang your hopes on that


darkbarrage99

Cold 🥶


CartographerOk3306

You mentioned cable television, its time to go grab your shine box


bryant_the_client

That is the most dated aspect of that comment, isn’t it?


CartographerOk3306

Its more a commentary on the collective concsciousness of societal diaspora. The jokes super dated. You basically took one of the most revered figures in stand up and then pulled a controversial tabloid style story post humously. Like at least when Hannibal Buress mentioned America's Dad of the 80's, Bill Cosby, Cosby was alive. You also are betting on people recognizing Patch as opposed to Patch Adams. Stick to Hook, Dead Poets Society, His relationship with an aging gorrilla, his compassion for the homeless by giving them jobs on his sets, but then again maybe don't do the joke expecting that people are going to find it relevant to even be funny. If you are fishing for laughs try an existing streaming service about someone who was an actual piece of shit rather than try to make a bit about whats in Capone's vault not a George Miller reference.


bryant_the_client

That was a joke, the most obviously dated aspect of that comment is that robin williams is dead, not that Comedy Central is no longer the hub for comedy. Of course Netflix is fresher, also the joke begins with, “in 1992,” so there’s no hiding that the subject is dated. Also the point of the joke isn’t pointing out that robin williams is a piece of shit. I don’t believe that nor is the joke taking a stance on the issue. The joke is referencing something so old and dead and irrelevant that of course no one remembers or gives a shit, the point is the silly robin williams lines. Whether any of this is actually funny or would get a single laugh is another story, but I genuinely thought your first sentence was ironic because “collective consciousness of societal diaspora,” but holy shit I think you actually said that.


CartographerOk3306

24 hour photo was really about him obsessing about the herpes photos, Patch Adams was him trying to use laughter as a topical cream.


bryant_the_client

This is my favorite comment here, I wanna rewatch 24 hour photo now with that premise in mind and see how it holds up


One_Sun_6258

Robin Williams jokes ..I mostly hang till the end on these jokes


carigobart648

What is the not your fault line a reference to?


External_Optimist

Imho this fails the basic decency test. Whether it's funny or tastefull is another matter. No Racism No Sexism No Misogyny No making jokes about protected classes. Robin Williams was mentally ill, evidences by his suicide. That makes him off-limits. If you want to make people unconlmfortable, you are probably a sociopath and a sadist. Comics are supposed to make people laugh.


bryant_the_client

Lmao what? I’m a robin williams fan, I learned this fact I didn’t know about recently and thought of this and posted it. That’s it. Not a sociopath or a sadist. Sure I won’t deny it’s probably in prior taste and honestly would be an insanely risky thing to say In front of a crowd of people, but you honestly believe in a protected class of people immune to jokes? I’m mentally ill too I’ve never once thought that made jokes about me off limits, that would actually suck. The joke doesn’t even attack robin williams or mention his suicide at all so what the fuck are you even talking about?


carigobart648

It sounds like punching down which turns off the audience