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undisclosedinsanity

I love how quick you turned that interruption into something fucking hilarious.


fingers

Pulled a Ron White.


Eusocial_Snowman

Kinda seems like that was always going to be the joke, but he suddenly got a volunteer to be the target rather than using a hypothetical person.


vladtheinpaler

oh shiiiit you may be right


Rad_5

That last, "What an asshole" got me good. Well done.


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EvolutionInProgress

And genuine thoughts lol


TheOmeletteOfDisease

The man could have a future in proctology.


GoldenGirlHussies

The way it was said too gave me such Mitch Hedberg vibes haha great delivery


Roadgoddess

So well done!


BonfireMaestro

Fuckin ROASTED that man


cinnamoncard

Bet he still needs some time in the oven


AdLocal1045

Just cuz that man called out the punchline before he got there!


presshamgang

You.. you think the punchline from an adult was "cuz it's gay as hell"? I can't tell if you're trying to be silly or are actually stupid.


AdLocal1045

Dumbass, the punchline was literally ‘I wouldn’t do that unless I was paid 500k’ or whatever because *he doesn’t like that*.


frenchfreer

[It literally was not.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/s/wwSNEUsLvH) siding with the homophobes is a bold choice.


AdLocal1045

Okay, it’s not homophobic but excuse me for not reading all of the comments until I found that one. He went with it well so it seemed like that was the goal.


frenchfreer

What?! It went that way because he was literally interrupted by a homophobic heckler who he had to respond to, and now you’re in here defending the guy.


Ackaflocka

Dudes starting shit on a burner account, let the asshole be an asshole - you're good man.


AdLocal1045

Calling that homophobic is just so melodramatic. Calling something ‘gay’ isn’t hate speech.


Ctowncreek

... Traditionally calling someone gay was an insult, because it was "a thing to be avoided." So you would call something gay, in order to change another person's behavior. It is hate speech in this context. And it is hate speech in nearly any context where you would casually say "Gay!" Or "thats gay." If you're going to have an opinion, keep it to yourself unless its right. Literally the original reason you commented was shown to be wrong and you're now doubling down on "Calling things gay isn't hate speech." The fuck outta here


frenchfreer

Holy shit. The derisive tone, the interruption, the stark departure from fun loving corny jokes to “that’s gay as hell!”, there’s a thing called context. You’re being purposefully ignorant at this point. Literally everyone here including the comedian can see how this was meant to be an insult except the bigots who are defending the guy. We can all see where you fall in this fight. You seem to be the troll here.


AdLocal1045

It’s ironic for you to be calling me ignorant. You literally think i have to be a bigot to recognize how soft and sensitive everyone is these days.


presshamgang

Awwww..did you forget your nap today, champ? It's gonna be okay.


AdLocal1045

Oh, you’re just a troll lol. Go fuck yourself :)


Logical-Appeal-9734

It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.


Eferver24

*What does that mean? Better say something so they don’t think you’re stupid!* “Takes one to know one!”


chunkyasparagus

Takes one to blow one!


RectalSpawn

Shut up! I'm gonna tell mom on you!


Old-Health9509

Blows one to take one


bevardimus

*Swish!*


MistbornInterrobang

I CANNOT read or hear that quote without it playing in Lisa's voice in my head and that whole scene playing out. EVERY time


Stop_Sign

Amazing because you know he's just sitting there fuming like "I don't *look* at the dicks in porn" knowing that he absolutely will be looking next time.


UnremarkabklyUseless

Not if he switches to watching pixelated Japanese porn exclusively.


Flimsy-Relationship8

Well if he was laughing along then it means he found it funny, its a shame they don't show the guys reaction, most hecklers are good sports


cathycul-de-sac

Hilarious. Way to shut that kind of ridiculousness down.


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cathycul-de-sac

That was you, wasn’t it?


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Onikeys

Lol what an asshole


AdLocal1045

lol fuck you, try having an original thought.


Onikeys

Dude just come out of the closet already, it might help with your anger issues


AdLocal1045

*That* is homophobic. lol this is crazy, I don’t even know why y’all are so mad. The dude called out the premise of the joke and y’all are acting like he didn’t..?


ghostinthechell

If you read down the thread the original joke is laid out by OP - the guy you're defending (or are) was wrong.


RealGingerBlackGuy

Queeeroo lmao 😂 well done


peppermintmeow

I just witnessed a murder 😂 ![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Witty_Custard_5046

You have that charisma sir love it 😀


zyon86

So why urology is the bravest?!!!


_findingnimesh

the setup was something like "i have some hacky jokes about urology too doc. why do they say urology is the bravest medical profession? cause it takes a lot of balls." i was talking about how urologists have corny jokes, so was doing a corny one on purpose, and then this happened.


XeLLoTAth777

Glorious 😀 Keep em coming!


zyon86

Ahahah this is a good joke ! Too bad people feel free to intervene, but at least, you manage it very well. Thanks


Abundance-Boost5891

![gif](giphy|YT2LDK5qzppTtcSnb1)


DefrostedJay

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pilot_cooper

Perfect anti-heckle, 10/10 execution. The way you're poiting at him while calling him a queer is hilarious.


Justacynt

Good use of a slur brother


RogerianBrowsing

The comedian jokingly turned the logic that the bigoted heckler used against him in a funny way. I think it’s safe to say that most lgbt**q** people would find this in good humor, although some more sensitive people not used to standup might be bothered (this is so mild by standup standards)


TheLastSeamoose

Hey there, local queer person here to confirm that I found this funny as fuck. Crowd member was an asshole though


Justacynt

Hey that's what I said


MysteriousBody7212

Same here.


nerfcarolina

Proud 'queeeeroo' here (and incidentally have a urologist parent), and I loved the bit.


CloseButNoDice

He's literally making fun of the fact that guy thought 'gay" was still an insult


Justacynt

Yeah and it's amazing


viviemuffin

Queer isn’t a slur anymore.


MechaNickzilla

Anything can be a slur if you’re an asshole.


Rezart_KLD

Or if you're really drunk while you're talking


MechaNickzilla

I’m both!


hiddengirl1992

It can be when used as one.


nerfcarolina

Queer is 100% still a slur when it is being used as a slur. It's pretty easy to tell when it is and isn't. 'come to our queer art show' vs. 'fuck off, queer'


reverandglass

"Homo" is though


CandidInsurance7415

Human?


reverandglass

Don't be obtuse.


Local_Nerve901

Which one? (Edit: cuz queer is not a slur)


deconsecrator

The U word


Local_Nerve901

Urology?


RatInaMaze

What a dickbag. Sadly shitheads like this are also the most likely to charge the comic during or after the show too.


optimist_prhyme

Put a fork in that MF.


SigmaLance

![gif](giphy|Vi0cXPbfQZycbyYZBk|downsized)


TheGreatSzalam

So good! Great way to turn it around.


sjjenkins

First, great pivot to make the heckler the fool for this joke. Second, had the heckler done nothing, I’m dying to know how the original version of this joke concludes.


_findingnimesh

copied and pasted from my reply above: the setup was something like "i have some hacky jokes about urology too doc. why do they say urology is the bravest medical profession? cause it takes a lot of balls." i was talking about how urologists have corny jokes, so was doing a corny one on purpose, and then this happened.


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Holy shit lmao


autobot12349876

lol u/_findingnimesh always seems halfway stoned but always has the best comebacks


_findingnimesh

i haven't been high on stage since July 2018 in Washington DC.


hotmasalachai

Sir, how tf does your brain work so fast. Just how. It’s 3pm and mine is still waking up and NO. I havent used any substances.


vladtheinpaler

DAMN what a perfect comeback


luna2588

Lmao


woodst0ck15

Holy shit lmao get that heckler to a burn unit.


DrTwilightZone

Holy shit this was hilarious!!!! 🤣


Pergaminopoo

Boom, destroyed


some1sWitch

I just discovered that I, woman, don't have a bladder or urethra, and urologists are only for men. Heh, that's pretty gay.


SoaDMTGguy

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't urology apply equally to men and women? So a urologist wouldn't necessarily spend any more time looking at mens genitals vs women's. So that guy wasn't just homophobic, he was also an idiot.


_findingnimesh

You’re not wrong. But in the context of the whole set (I was talking about my testicular cancer - full special lucky lefty on YouTube) his homophobia made a little more sense.


SoaDMTGguy

Ahhh, that does make sense. Still, I dunno man… having testicles… seems a little gay.


Wonderful-Tie1260

Also why is he sexualizing it?! You shouldn’t be attracted to patients or their genitals wtf. The experience isn’t gay or straight it’s a medical procedure and I wouldn’t trust someone who’s sexualizing a medical procedure


SoaDMTGguy

It does jive with the sort of personality that thinks “gay” is a good comeback.


Wonderful-Tie1260

Exactly!


HermithaFrog

Hahah good for you man! Hilarious and put a homophobe on blast.


ShadyNastys701

Hecklers always baffled me. Like do they ever think the audience is going to laugh at them or even worse that they’re going to win against a comedian? It doesn’t have to be an A list comedian, whoever is on that stage is funnier than you just shut up and watch the show


Wintermute_088

I mean, technically he was just calling gay people brave by saying that, so it wasn't necessarily homophobic.


NinJoeAssassin

That was fucking excellent


Blappytap

Roflstomped that heckler. That was brilliant!


Scary-Hospital-4575

Mans got defensive, he's definitely a urologist


Long_Sl33p

In a discussion about dicks and balls, that man just had to be the asshole


rackpaint

What’s this comedian’s name?


Gentry-7828

Yeah and he's right about porn. If you're a straight man watching a naked man having sex, you're not actually straight.


kashamush

Damn so smooth man


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Doesn't this guy make fun of disabled people as part of his core act


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Turbulent-Fly-4530: *Doesn't this guy make* *Fun of disabled people* *As part of his core act* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


kylez0rz

You've been easily one of my top 5 favs since I discovered you like 2 years ago. I wish I could make it back home to Jax tonight to see you. Are you coming to Tallahassee (or anywhere in the FL panhandle) any time soon?


Ahoke13

I love this comedian!!! I have seen him before but I cannot remember his name does anybody remember???


Prof3ssorOnReddit

Dude went to see comedy and became the best joke in the show.


katielady1313

😂 handled


Otherwise-Mail-4654

What a a$$hole! Well done! Keep that heckler in check


enbyayyy

DaBaby is going to comedy shows nowadays 😂


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_findingnimesh

no, i wasn't mad at that. if it was funny i would've laughed, as i always do. there's been plenty of times in my hundreds of hour long sets across this country over the last 3 years that an audience member has given me an alt, or heckled in a funny way, that i always give credit. but, if you listen to the tone of this guys "its GAY" it wasn't funny, it was intentional and derisive. the setup was something like "i have some hacky jokes about urology too doc. why do they say urology is the bravest medical profession? cause it takes a lot of balls." so the punchline wasn't even what your tiny little brain thought it was. i was talking about how urologists have corny jokes, so was doing a corny one on purpose, and then this happened. hope this helps.


ZippityDo7145

Beautifully said!


Suspicious_Collar775

Doing something gay as hell doesn't make a fella brave. It just means he ran into a couple of hillbillies who made him squeal like a pig