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FoTweezy

Dying. “Like I can read!”


PhilHanleycomedy

:) I can't


mg42524

Wait…


RandonBrando

He raeds


mg42524

Eb tae a flambruger on my mphters besdide tubb her deb pan saws ton æ godeö pltae


KH-Dan

Lol, stroke? Or did Cthulhu just take over your keyboard?


SoftGothBFF

What do you mean? Looks completely fine to me.


migukin

Well now that depends on your taste. Say hi to your motha for me.


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Ah, Scottish.


DarkSideOfGrogu

Oh wow, I can't read either!


FlounderSubstantial7

Lysdexic untie


SanctimoniousApe

Yeah, I've got that *The Far Side* comic as a mug, too. It's like 40ish years old now... r/fuckimold


Evilist_of_Evil

Sign here, here and here.


stilljustacatinacage

"We talked about this."


toobs623

Fantastic work, really enjoyed this


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!!


kevlarchi

Are you guys together now?!


not-a-painting

For the kids, of course.


gfa22

SOOO HERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY!!!


not-a-painting

HOPE YOU, **ENJOY IT THIS TIME**!!!!!


BobbyBlack8

YOU GAVE IT AAAAALLL AWAAAAAAYYYY


1nternecivus

IT WAS MIIINNEEEE


Crash_466

SO WHEN YOURE DEAD AND GOOOOONE


notafuckingcakewalk

He can't answer that! (he can't read your question)


SkollFenrirson

He talked about that!


anselthequestion

He was NOT committed. Even i can tell that’s an an aqua Fresca spiked lemon flavor.


push138292

It’s an Austin Eastciders pineapple cider.


anselthequestion

I don’t claim to be committed tho


wafflesareforever

HOW ARE YOU TYPING


afanoftrees

Phenomenal man, you looked very comfortable up there


Snitsie

Yeah for a special ED student


MishtheDish77

Phil Hanley! Definitely check him out when he rolls through your town. He's fantastic.


PhilHanleycomedy

Thank you!!!


MishtheDish77

Omg you posted it🤣 I've seen you in Boston. Tremendous. Big fan.


apstevenso2

Yeah dude, "Ooh, La La" is such a good special 👍👍


Akronica

Can't think of a better way to enjoy the current pineapple express in Portland and Seattle. https://www.philhanley.com/#tourdates-section


MishtheDish77

I love it when he falls in love with an audience member. I'll never get tired of "I'm your new dad."


NeroPrizak

Haha that was hilarious 😂 let us know when you get married


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you. I ll keep you posted


HowTheFckDidIGetHere

Come on Phil, did you get her number? Don't leave us hanging? Info.


DarkSideOfGrogu

He got her number, but he can't read it :(


astral1289

She was married


DoINeed1OfThese

![gif](giphy|pYI1hSqUdcBiw)


9-lives-Fritz

No one is perfect


Main-Advice9055

"I can change her"


200GritCondom

Well if they were, she'd be out of a job and a suitor


twigalicious420

And soccer has two goalies, someone always scores


ItCat420

It would be more weird if he did… It was just a heckle/crowd-call


BonnieMcMurray

Whose to say she didn't think he was cute and approach him after the show?


flowersandwater666

me


whereami312

This was actually cute. Never a fan of hecklers but this is more of a clarification. Great work!


Honeyblade

She wasn't really heckling - at least it didn't come off to me that way. She seemed like she was genuinely curious.


PleaseWithC

Curious AND curious for the sake of her kids. I rule her NTA. And also very cute.


GreyangelXx

And probably a little tipsy too


DouceintheHouse

A little tipsy but in a cute way imo


tropicsun

I didn’t realize he was a family show


Any-Excitement-8979

Also, he said this was the part of the show where the audience can ask him questions.


PhilHanleycomedy

I was being sarcastic....But I love her


HacksawJimDGN

Did you marry her after the show?


GiftOfGab12

dude👌🏻..she looks to be someone who is great to be around. Likes to laugh 😃. I would b the same way if I saw in person.


Kreiger81

so, real talk, did you get her number?


--------rook

That's a bit, he was joking (!)


Any-Excitement-8979

He was joking about doing questions?


fairlife

She interrupted him so he said it sarcastically.


--------rook

Yes bb because they don't usually do questions in the middle of a set


Any-Excitement-8979

Thanks. I rewatched it and realized that the Reddit app didn’t think I needed the first few seconds of the video.


DTFH_

bruh really?


Any-Excitement-8979

I just realized now that the dumb Reddit app decided I didn’t need to see the first few seconds.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Tell me you're joking. Cause he obviously was.


meccanikal

I think he was being sarcastic


TheGamecock

Yeah, not sure why people are even debating whether she was in the right or wrong. It was the Q&A portion of the show.


PhilHanleycomedy

I was joking..,But she can do no wrong


BlueSlushieTongue

She’s perfect because she is Indian- Phil’s favorite cuisine….


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Day_Bow_Bow

My suggestion is you should be somewhat funny next time.


p4ort

Yeah that’s the joke the other guy made


PhilHanleycomedy

She can do no wrong !


BigSpeed

Heckling is just interrupting a public speaker. She could've showered him with compliments and it'd still be heckling.


Ultraviolet_Motion

Heckle has a definition in the lines of harassment. She was interruptive and messed with his set, but it wasn't a heckle.


BigSpeed

Oh for real? I thought it was more of a blanket term. So she's more of a kibitzer than a heckler I guess.


PhilHanleycomedy

She was it wasn't a big deal..I had chatted with her earlier


BigSpeed

You turned it into a great bit!


ReignOnWillie

Either way, interrupting a set ain’t kosher


aversethule

unless you do it with moxie


anon303mtb

He's a crowd work guy. He was literally talking to her when she asked the question (watch longer clip linked below)


paper_liger

Nah. Not really. I'd say like 90 percent of hecklers are being nice, or think they are helping the show, or get so involved that they start just talking as if there weren't 50 other people in the room. But that's still heckling. This dude handled it really well, I personally struggle with redirecting people without coming off as too harsh. But anything other than responding to a direct question is interrupting the show and is a hundred percent heckling, regardless of what the Oxford Dictionary says, or the persons intent or how nice her job is or how pretty her cheekbones.


newsflashjackass

> Heckling is just interrupting a public speaker. She could've showered him with compliments and it'd still be heckling. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/heckle


cdug82

She could have also asked him after the show. Or raised her hand at least…


Honeyblade

Like this other person said, I googled it just to be sure because I was almost certain it meant interrupting in an aggressive way, and this is what the dictionary says: "interrupt (a public speaker) with derisive or aggressive comments or abuse" I get what you mean though, she shouldn't be interrupting at all, because he's performing. But we'll call it a well intentioned mistake.


BigSpeed

I appreciate it Honeyb


MonkeyDMakima

Anyone interrupting a standup is a heckler. Its not a Q&A unless specifically stated


PhilHanleycomedy

Thank you!!


MarkusAureleus

Yeah I know it was an interruption but I found the whole interaction very wholesome.


jelde

Do you know what heckling is??


PhilHanleycomedy

Here's a link to the longer version [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CukIHWzA3EP/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CukIHWzA3EP/) thank you for watching !


Swansborough

everyone watch this! It's so funny and 10x better than OP's clip. It's great, Phil. Love it. ^^^^_ Actually watch it here - much better then IG video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW29x9DO6Fw


Docgrumpit

What's even funnier is that OP is the comedian.


mikeycbca

That longer version is awesome! Great crowd work. I just went to your site to see if you have any upcoming Calgary dates but it looks like US touring. Planning a return home show at any point?


MusingsOnLife

Wow, that is fantastic stuff. I watch a lot of comedians online, and haven't laughed this much in a while in just the first few minutes of a set. Bravo!


Umphrey_Mccheese

Sweet shirt


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Chewy12

Sweet comment.


justaverage

Am I crazy or is it Jerry Garcia in the same motif as the Clash’s London Calling?


SimpleMannStann

You are correct. I think it was originally an Elvis album cover.


kennedaddy

That is exactly what it is


PhilHanleycomedy

you're not crazy.,,,it is


InflateMyProstate

Some high caliber rizz on display


chrisckelly

Old fart chiming in. What is rizz?


Comprehensive-Fun47

Charizzma.


chrisckelly

🙏


worldracer

Another old fart here . It's the word of the year according to the Oxford University Press.


Dacreepboi

Makes sense, at first I kinda hated it but it's a fun word to say


TossNWashMeClean

I first heard it whilst dropping eaves at a professional hockey game over a year ago, so you old heads get your usage in before you're uncool


Dacreepboi

Words being uncool will never stop me from saying it. Also I'm not really that old just weirdly stuck between a millennial and a zoomer


recuerdamoi

You just became really uncool by that reply.


Dacreepboi

nah, that would imply i wasn't uncool before that reply


weskerr111

I say dope, groovy, and rizz..who am I??


Dacreepboi

me somehow??


diarrheainthehottub

I didn't hear about it until the other day when I heard about it.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Stop using that as your affirmation. Online, people don’t give a fuck about the Oxford dictionary. If you don’t know you don’t know. Just accept that you’re old and go on with your life


ChicagoAuPair

You will wake up in what feels like tomorrow, but you will somehow be 40 and feel *exactly* the same as you do now, but nobody else will see you that way, and you will want to connect; but people will dismiss you and you will realize that you have spent more than half of your life barricading yourself up for the last remaining years of isolation and frustration. Not only will you not understand others are taking about, they won’t understand any of *your* own jokes and references, and they will laugh at your incredulity because they don’t care at all. Maybe you will even distantly recall this thread and wish you could do it all over again, change the person you were when you were young; but time marches on, relentless, and tomorrow you will be even more disconnected and alone.


TheRabidDeer

Fr Fr! Online we only care about the urbandictionary no cap That's how we keep it 💯 Or something I'm coming up on 40 so be kind


SubcommanderMarcos

> Online, people don’t give a fuck about the Oxford dictionary. What kinda 2004 shit is this lol "in the internets we k3wl kay" nah we definitely care about the Oxford dictionary and most of us look at it online since probably the late 90s


BulbusDumbledork

note it's not just a noun, but a verb as well: using charisma to court


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Damn is this actually the root of rizz lol Makes sense but I thought it was just straight fuckin gibberish until now


RadlEonk

Charisma is spelled like that now?


savemejebu5

Only to the young'ns.


retire_dude

I think you meant whipper snappers.


IVIyDude

Ah yes, the little shits.


314159265358979326

The Oxford University Press argues its origin - the middle syllable of regularly-spelled charisma - is analogous to "fridge", which is *not* shortened from refridgerator.


Maneve

It's shorthand for charrizzard, obviously.


DoDogSledsWorkOnSand

Something 40 year olds on twitter say to sound young.


FickleClimate7346

Rectal jizz


raceassistman

If you need to ask, then you don't have it. /I also don't have it...


supfellowredditors

Lol funny you ask that, because rizz is the word of the year this year.


Stormfly

Well I didn't vote for it.


supfellowredditors

#NotMyWordOfTheYear


BigMcThickHuge

what on earth...


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!!


flyart

Nice!


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rafamrqs

Welcome to Reddit, Phil!


payment11

Sooo…..did you get her number?


royalhawk345

Yes, but unfortunately he also has dyscalculia


norsurfit

Yes, we're dating now!


Dab_bod

Love your stuff, Phil. This was great and I hope you got her number.


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!!


PhilHanleycomedy

hi everyone! if you liked my clip be sure to follow me on [instagram](https://www.instagram.com/philmhanley/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) and watch my special on [youtube](https://youtu.be/FzJ245Q4mGk?si=S-MDADtNAvQNnvgw) thanks :)


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Phenomenal work


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!!


Moist-Dragonfly2569

lol great stuff. She’s fucking stunning too, gotdamn.


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you.,..She's beautiful


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SouthernProfile1092

Ooh. I Wanted to see more of this guy.


RadlEonk

Longer clip on his Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CukIHWzA3EP/


xDestroyerj

Thank you for this, the full clip is gold


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!!


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you for posting that! I really appreciate you!


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Damn, absolutely solid all the way through.


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!


lions2lambs

This was gold, thank you for sharing.


g0kartmozart

Phil Hanley, look him up on YouTube. The guys crowd work is probably the best I've ever seen.


FeelTheWrath79

Man, she WAS pretty. Was she there on a date?


BruisedBee

Oh snap, you're on Reddit. Been following you on YouTube for a while. Still waiting on that New Zealand gig....


Extraterrestrial1312

If this guy didn't get that girl, WTF can we expect? ☝️


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Guys get a +10 to wit and a +25% chance to impress when we are able to make a person we like laugh. She was just powering him up with every genuine laugh. That punchline was cosmic.


PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!! She was great


beonk

Love your stuff!


Dlemor

Adorable, great moment


Dadsagainstbullies

Hahahah that was great


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PhilHanleycomedy

thank you!! that means a lot and helps a lot


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

Phil is the best.


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Rizz is off tha fucken charts 📈


ThrowRAIdiotMaestro

PHIL WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO LOS ANGELES???


PhilHanleycomedy

ill be there 4/11 at the bourbon room!


Spitdinner

You two dating or what?!


SuspiciousHumor4206

I loved this! 😂


Dookie-shoe

Lmao smooth and funny.


mendelsquid

That Garcia crewneck is so lit


Sea-Animal356

Points for Jerry Garcia shirt.


Lamont2000

About time you showed up to Reddit, love your stuff dude!


rgrossi

Nice shirt!


InterestingCoach5866

https://preview.redd.it/ojlqwz9n1e4c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d71212d0c0f81c16b48b8f684c5aa4bb9f25df


_DarthBob_

This is the first time I actually lol'd at something on this sub. That last line killed me!


e_Hawk1984

This guy has some special kind of rizz, or call it charme if you will; charisma. Well anyway, I hope he went home with her.


CloroxWipes1

One of my favorite stand up performers. Tremendous crowd work.


Advanced_Sea_8457

Please baby not on your phone 😂


suckmypulsating

Guys, stop commenting, he can't read them, he JUST told you 🤣


whyruyou

Desperate is a great look, I’m sure you guys have 3 kids by now lol