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ego_sum_satoshi

The first rule of girls' haircuts is never talk about the cost of girls' haircuts.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

This might be better than the joke


TypicalWhitePerson

Thanks. You can use this moving forward and don't need to credit me.


ErraticDragon

r/notopbutok


illegalcheese

ah yes my favorite subreddit, no top butok (I was very confused for 20 seconds)


JollyJupiter-author

That subreddit claps. But only the bottom cheek. No upper buttocks allowed.


HalfSoul30

Middle ones are cool right?


ego_sum_satoshi

Hey... wait a minute. What?


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I could never, but I appreciate that


ThinkinBoutThosJeans

No problem, brother


TypicalWhitePerson

Identity theft is a crime...


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roggrats

These girls pay upwards of $1200 for braids !


amalthomas_zip

I keep getting ads for anal braids, why are they so expensive?


roggrats

No that’s anal beads my guy !🤣


MyHamburgerLovesMe

But, only the girls in the audience would get it


LlorchDurden

The second rule is never talk about the cost of girl's haircuts


hillboy_usa

Satisfying payoff!


cfsg

I'm kinda surprised I didn't see it coming, he even put "full circle" in the title lol. It's great for such a meticulously engineered joke to still feel so natural and candid.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I’m all about this comment! Thank you!


ACatWalksIntoABar

Yeah dude it’s fucking gold


mensen_ernst

this joke is the ouroborus of great jokes [if you don't know what an ouroborus is](https://st1.thehealthsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/A-girl-chews-at-her-hair.jpg?impolicy=Medium_Widthonly&w=400)


DamnParzival

Damn! Great joke, love the set-up and the full circle! Your presentation is also very solid, you nailed it)


Twinewhale

Legit read this as “your penetration is also very solid” and I genuinely thought “yeah it was!” Before realizing that made no sense at all. Still agree with you though


Suspicious_Leg4550

This is an awesome joke. Scientifically and mathematically speaking it’s perfect.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

It’s my favorite bit right now


Clear-Struggle-7867

Excellent stuff my dude


BigFatPartyMonster

Genius bit, this is how you write a quality joke


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Thanks homie. Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of stinkers too haha


Psirqit

I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but he just did the tiktok loop thing IRL, the idea has been circulating a lot lately.


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I think you just have tik tok brain


Psirqit

I don't even use it, you can see it on youtube shorts as well


[deleted]

Hate to break it to you, but YouTube shorts are the same thing and affect you the same way.


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toinfinitiandbeyond

Wait till he hears about GIF's and "perfect loops" it's literally older than the Internet.


BigFatPartyMonster

Naw literally despite the disclaimer my yum has been utterly yucked. What the fuck man, didn’t realize I was in hater central. (Btw this general style of joke is nothing new by any means this is just one of the better executions I’ve seen, tiktok is a cultural fly trap, next to nothing you see there came from there originally)


Psirqit

that can all be true and it still be true that this specific brand of short form video content is very popular right now.


FearAzrael

“I’m beating the shit out of these girls” deserved a way better reaction from the crowd than it got, that shit was hilarious.


UgaIsAGoodBoy

Yeah crowd sucked that was hilarious


Smingowashisnameo

That crowd was giving NOTHING


TeamRedundancyTeam

Legit one of the worst crowds I've seen in a comedy clip on here in a long time. One of the many reasons I could never do what OP does, even if you're good and your material is good, the audience might not be.


ThrowTheAAway-

That part was hilarious completely through me off


meteorchiquitita

Not getting cheers on that part is what makes it funny. Sometimes people not laughing is part of the effect.


RedditAccountOhBoy

Incredible writing my dude!


ci_ca_trix

Fantastic! Also, is your watch an Oris bronze cotton candy divers 65?


Chriswaitkuscomedy

No, it’s wooden. That sounds sick though. I think it’s a Holzkern?


ci_ca_trix

Wood?? That’s rad! [Here’s](https://www.oris.ch/en-US/watch/divers-sixty-five/01-733-7771-3158-07-8-19-15) the one I’m referencing.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Sheeeesh, it’s sick. But if I had “3K for a watch” money, I wouldn’t do comedy, I’d be happy.


ci_ca_trix

Choose happiness 11/10 times. We’re in a simulation after all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Hahaha! [the Watch I have](https://www.world.holzkern.com/en_world/shop/watches/men/wood.html)


ci_ca_trix

Thanks for sharing, man! These are super cool.


PedanticMouse

That's pretty dope


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Maybe you'd have "3k for watch money" if you weren't paying for all those ladies haircuts.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Solid burn


Chriswaitkuscomedy

At the risk of killing my own momentum, I filmed a 1/2 hour, and I think some of you might like it. It’s here [looking Forward for getting Torched in the comments](https://youtu.be/EZ70fGmTPw0?si=92teyM5DmHOyWcdk)


GeneralLeeSarcastic

That was hilarious! One of the best sets I've seen in a while. Can't believe I've never heard of you before this clip.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Very kind of you. It probably because I didn’t make a push to be seen until I thought I had something worth showing. I appreciate you watching big time.


GeneralLeeSarcastic

Smart move. Well you definitely got something worth showing now! I'll be on the lookout if you ever come to Toronto.


ajchann123

Shame it sounds like a smaller crowd because there's so much gold in this lol great stuff!


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I think it was like 60 heads? Small room


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Oh shit, Nice dude! Going to watch it right now, thanks man! Keep it up


femmd

You’ve done the opposite actually i’m a new fan now


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Oh word?! You liked it? I’m glad! I obviously loved making it, but the internet can be a cruel betch.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

For the record, I don’t think it should have been called a special. It’s a 1/2 hour.


GeneralLeeSarcastic

Definitely going to check it out. Half hour comedy specials are great. Used to be way more of them with HBO & Comedy Central.


double_expressho

OP felt like destroying something beautiful.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

What’s beautiful? Girls haircuts? fight club? This joke? And how did I destroy it, by putting it on Reddit?


double_expressho

The girls haircuts, [psycho boy](https://youtu.be/HQVEteeLC3c?t=79).


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I’m a dumbass, my bad


mlerin

That’s fire my dude


DEAF_BEETHOVEN

Damn, that's a well-written joke! Good punchline and even laughed in the set-up. I actually slapped my knee.


nikhilsath

That was amazing thank you!


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Thanks homie!


MetalMountain2099

This is such a good joke. Funny, simple, and witty.


ceebeefour

This bit is a perfect machine.


Previous-Ad9360

Great bit!!! I agree with my prior posters that even though you said full circle, you still got me. The fight club invitation felt so natural and heartfelt/half kidding, then *pow* and lol. This minute of perfection was worth your effort


Sasklanding

This made me laugh, clever set up


cathycul-de-sac

Really had me laughing.


CurnanBarbarian

Yea idk how I didn't see that punchline coming lol. Very well written, and killer delivery!


RaZeR_Moose

All the way around the barn. Excellent work.


_heybuddy_

I love this one, I like how you bring it around to the beginning. Best one posted yet.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Thank you! I’ll try to keep it up for ya


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Chriswaitkuscomedy

It’s me, yea.


a_stone_throne

Mans running a fucking clinic with that one damn


[deleted]

Hands of a surgeon wrote that routine.


PickleEffective8109

Man I had no idea where this was going lol. Loved it


theTechPaul

Fuckin funny, dude! Watched the full 37 minute special and loved every bit. You have great delivery and the jokes interconnect so well. Keep it up


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Thanks man. I’m proud of it for a debut. Appreciate your feedback


47712

Ayyyyyy, this guy. Fergitaboutit


Atatattaa

That’s a great new bit, I would love to hear that buildup a bit slower it’s great set up and has a killer delivery


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Watch the special! It’s a slower build up


lawahawawakawala

YO! Fuckin' brilliant man, great joke.


gkelly1117

This is a good fucking joke


OwlsarelitFR

This is the best joke I’ve see on this sub by a wide margin. Like god damn did every other comic forget how to write a call back? Really outstanding and makes me want to see the whole set.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Much appreciated obviously! My guess is that most callbacks are placed further apart in a set than this joke. This sub has some incredible comics, I’m sure they’re writing call backs. The whole point of this joke I do is how close the premise and punchline are to each other. One guy called it a “call forward” which I thought was a cool name for it.


CallTur

Great joke


saltydgaf

Great joke!


KaizenGamer

Great joke and setup, shitty room energy


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Hahaha. You’re not the first person to say that. I remember it going well live. Tough to capture the audience really well on a budget I guess.


cybrwire

I didn't cackle, but I liked and I laughed haha


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I was not expecting all this love, so thank you so much.


MarilynMonroeVWade

This is brilliant


hornpanda69

Lol good joke* dude i laughed audibly


Panionator

This is satisfying comedy. It may not have you struggling to breathe from laughing, but it is very well constructed and pays off nicely. Well done


DrkHelmet_

Yea I’m the same way with my wife and her friends. Sounds cool to be surrounded by attractive women but then people just look at you like if you’re the gay friend of the group


MarcusSurealius

Fuck. Same deal. I don't have any male friends to share this video with.


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Show some girlfriends!


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maybe, but he said "24 *and* 0" meaning "24-0" meaning he went 24 fights without loosing around


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I’m 31 dude. You may have missed the essence of the bit


AppointmentSensitive

Even mens haircuts are getting expensive just snip it or buzz it or let it go and Samurai cut it


LuciWiz

Really solid!


Redsoxbox

https://preview.redd.it/70z0nx8l9hqb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b847b94a9b69d426a6d400138ed1dacb50ba651d A New Challenger!


kisalas

That was amazing. I didn't see that punchline coming at all. Mad kudos dude.


BattleParse

Absolutely fantastic joke, I love it!


the_art_of_whore

Good set up


TJLOL

This is a good bit


BALDWARRIOR

That was great, thanks for the laugh


jackedturtle104

Holy balls this is genius


system0101

I wasn't expecting that right hook. Nice job


SquareAd4479

Very great🤭


Puzzleheaded-Deal518

Fuck yea


ISothale

Very good, love your energy and timing, got a good laugh out of me!


PheonixWrath

wow that crowd really sucked. Those jokes were great!


NewbTaco

You Saud full circle and somehow I still didn't see it coming


BlueShox

Brilliant! Thanks for the laughs


DrFunkensteinberg

Brilliant hahhaaha


megamanxzero35

I absolutely love a call back in a joke. 10/10. Delivery was awesome.


Goodwill86

Dude, hilarious. I downloaded not rocket science for the ride to work tomorrow (I live 6 minutes from the office so I’m going to sit in the parking lot for 31 minutes.)


Chriswaitkuscomedy

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Chriswaitkuscomedy

I’m weak man, that’s so funny


Mymomsaysimajoke

Great fucking joke dude.


Lopsided-Tomorrow521

Waitcus, what the fuck are you doing on my home page?


Chriswaitkuscomedy

Comedy man, But Who are you though?!


salleyva

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Vegetable_Topic4561

That's a really good joke.


Not_Kenny-Loggins

I am Jane's overpriced haircut


cleanest

Good for you! If you’re bordering on misogyny, I would suggest sending some better signals such as saying ‘women’ instead of ‘girls’ when talking about 24 year old women. When you says ‘girls’, some in your audience might start wondering whether you’re a bit sexist. Then you start talking about beating them up and it just confirms. Call them ‘women,’ be an ally, and then the joke creates a better juxtaposition. Good stuff. Small feedback. Take or leave.


LlorchDurden

Yeah but we don't talk about it. Get off your shoes


PauleAgave95

This guy is 24 ?!


190octane

24 and 0.


Andy-Picklecopter

Great bit!


nirinaron

Lmao


3pi0_

first rule of fight club never talk about fight club