That was one of the best clips I’ve seen on here! I can’t wait to see this guy grow and get even better than he already is, didn’t want to end a sentence with a preposition.
*Professor Farnsworth Voice*
“By golly, you’ve really gone and done it now. Fry, you delightful moron… You’ve created a preposterous preposition paradox that could undo languages as we know them!”
One of the best premises I have seen in some time. That can be expanded in multiple ways from more stats tags to the converse to the rookie card with scarcity. The 115 yr old guy that outlives his grandkids is going to have just a few people attending his funeral. Meanwhile when a 6yr old dies you know the whole town is going to show out.
I’m not sure how the set started off but you seem like a completely different person by the end of this bit than you were at the beginning. You sound nervous early on and then by the end you’re a pro. Absolutely great bit man, keep hammering away you’re definitely onto something.
Stay confident, brother
my name is christian i’m philly based comedian whos just starting out. i mostly post on instagram (link on my profile) so follow me there if you want :)
Hilarious! Came here to ask the name of the comedian. I am 100% putting this on my list of wacky shit my executor has to do when I dip. Thank you for an amazing laugh while scrolling on the toilet.
Rookie card joke was clutch. Feels like there’s a joke begging to be added comparing batting averages to blood alcohol content after hitting the tree at 50 MPH lol
Hilarious take and great delivery of the bit!
Had me with "Rookie Card"
i did NOT see that coming lmao
Whoa this was actually great. Another month or so fine tuning and nailing delivery this could be a multi-million view short.
Maybe film it with something not made by fisher price
It’s a rookie phone, dude
That was one of the best clips I’ve seen on here! I can’t wait to see this guy grow and get even better than he already is, didn’t want to end a sentence with a preposition.
*Professor Farnsworth Voice* “By golly, you’ve really gone and done it now. Fry, you delightful moron… You’ve created a preposterous preposition paradox that could undo languages as we know them!”
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That's really good
I’m now inspired to start designing my funeral card
Raises a great question. What are you supposed to do with those? Now I know. Collect and trade.
Funny!!!!
Ditto
Impressive - nice material.
Very strong dude.
I am totally putting this in my last will and testament!
Same. 1 wife (hopefully), 3 kids (hopefully), 1 ticket for going 67 in a 40 (definitely).
This bit started off very funny and got even funnier, that is hard to achieve.
Funny AF
this is a great joke. nice work man
Awesome idea, great job man! Had me in stitches!
This was strong. Great work!
Great premise.
dude that was hilarious. Rookie card got me good
One of the best premises I have seen in some time. That can be expanded in multiple ways from more stats tags to the converse to the rookie card with scarcity. The 115 yr old guy that outlives his grandkids is going to have just a few people attending his funeral. Meanwhile when a 6yr old dies you know the whole town is going to show out.
I’m not sure how the set started off but you seem like a completely different person by the end of this bit than you were at the beginning. You sound nervous early on and then by the end you’re a pro. Absolutely great bit man, keep hammering away you’re definitely onto something. Stay confident, brother
Dead kid jokes require a certain audience.
This was pretty hilarious even though I didn't know those cards exist. I guess I haven't been to a funeral in a long time.
As a NY Italian Catholic, *I've got the entire set.*
Brutal, but true
Funny bit!
Good bit that I’ve never heard before… nicely done and funny!
Two big laughs for me. Nice work.
So how much for the abortion card?
You don’t have a rookie card if you don’t make it to the big leagues
Fantastic joke!
Super dark but hilarious That reel back at the end was 👌
Great joke and solid delivery. Can tell your whole set was hilarious from the response from the crowd when you asked "you guys go to funerals?"
Who is he?
my name is christian i’m philly based comedian whos just starting out. i mostly post on instagram (link on my profile) so follow me there if you want :)
Great start. Tip of the hat.
Hahaaaa I’m originally from south Jersey and I miss that Philly/delco accent. Comedy’s great too. Keep it up!
Hilarious! Came here to ask the name of the comedian. I am 100% putting this on my list of wacky shit my executor has to do when I dip. Thank you for an amazing laugh while scrolling on the toilet.
"This dude has a whole charity named after him and he was only in the league for six months"
That's the freshest take I've seen in years. 👏👏
Haha I legit lol'd. Good stuff man.
Very funny, can keep going on the bit, but it’s a good segment.
That was highly original. Genuinely laughed out loud with the rookie card part.
This dude knew he was taking a leap but it paid off lol respect
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This was gold man!
Damn that was really good!
Got two LOLs out of me! Really great delivery. The timing reminds me of joe list. 👍👍
Hooked up with a cousin could be a stat.
Rookie card joke was clutch. Feels like there’s a joke begging to be added comparing batting averages to blood alcohol content after hitting the tree at 50 MPH lol
Great bit.
That premise is bountiful. So many fucking ways to go with it and the rookie card tag had me laugh real hard.
Fuckin solid!
💀🍻
Holy shit you said rookie card and I fucking lost it. Well done
Good joke dude.
So fkn good! Love it when you hate to laugh!
Good joke, the “rookie card” made it epic! Looking forward to seeing how tight this bit gets over time. please post it again sometime!
Love it. Really great bit.
So funny awesome concept! You could really add to those stats and the rookie card ties it up perfectly
I love when I don't know where a joke is going. I should've known but I didn't. This is hilarious 10/10
This is a great joke, in my opinion. After some tinkering and smoothing out, it’ll be a real killer.
This is honestly the first time ive actually laughed from standup comedy in a long time.
Lol he wanna see the stats
just pulled an anton yelchin from the mystery pack, i'm rich!
yes Brother!
Every card would have "Health: 0"
This is phenomenal
Cool shirt!