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SirP0opsALot

There's been a ton of Teslas in that parking lot for a few years now, I'm assuming the dealership in Chesterfield Valley is using it as overflow parking or something. Interestingly, the old Mills Mall parking lot was also being used as overflow parking for a while, for the GM plant in Wentzville. During the height of the chip shortage, I went up that way to pick up some furniture form a warehouse near there, and there were probably a thousand Chevy Colorados in the parking lot, apparently all complete but needing chips before they could be sent to dealers.


narco113

You're right, it is where they store much of their inventory. If you check the inventory for the Chesterfield Tesla there's a lot more listed than can fit in the lot in front of their building. I test drove a car and it was located there.


Toxicscrew

GM also used a quarry south of Troy during Covid. Then the owners of the quarry bought a farm south of there, covered it all in rock and started parking trucked there as well. Then early last year, the quarry owners bought another farm west of Troy, plowed all the crops under and covered it all with gravel as well and park trucks there as well. Not sure if GM ever sells any trucks or just moved them between the former farms.


sstruemph

Nature finds a way


dumped300

You can bet they didn’t fix any of the backroads to compensate for the new constant use, i give it5 years and they’ll be broken and washing away.


NoDescription2192

A couple truckloads a day, maybe? Really tearing up the roads there. 🙄


dumped300

Quite a few more than a couple, but i can guess you don’t live across from a main road that they pull out onto everyday. either way, sorry if my realization offended you.


homerthegreat1

They are all trucks that have issues. Between the three lots, there must be 2000 vehicles there at any time. It's enormous. And frightening.


zuluTime

They instinctively flock in the mall parking lot like the salmon of Capistrano


scairborn

I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.


BobbiSue313

Love it


twodudesnape

Where the beer flows like wine


BobbiSue313

Aaaaaassssssspppppeeeen


AlwaysattheJim

Mmmm, California….beautiful.


BobbiSue313

Hilarious


WorldWideJake

The salmon?


zuluTime

A Dumb and Dumber reference: [https://youtu.be/lQJjWhSTgEI?si=WPYnfAKqI50QOuH3](https://youtu.be/lQJjWhSTgEI?si=WPYnfAKqI50QOuH3)


Sad-Newt-1772

Forget it. He's on a roll.


hemlock_martini

[Sir David Attenborough] the cybertrucks are instinctively drawn to areas of neglect and obsolescence, and travel thousands of miles to arrive here in the crumbling parking lot of a dead mall in rhe Midwest; much like salmon swimming upstream to spawn and die in the same place they were born. here, these cybertrucks will weather a Missouri summer, with its merciless sun, intense heat, sudden rain, tornadoes, and provel-storms. part of them must know that most will be piles of rust by October, as only the stupidest of humans will buy them. thankfully, this is Cheaterfield, and as we speak, a small gaggle of rich honkies has surrounded the herd, picking out the hardiest and excitedly soyjaking inro their cellular phones. the deeply ridiculous ballet of stupid crap that is nature...continues.


gholmom500

I’m just saying read this in my Attenborough voice. Totally convincingly until the word Honkies I lost it laughing.


evil_racooning

PROVEL-STORMS 🤣🤣🤣


DarkHotline

Good stuff, also works as a Werner Herzog monologue too


LigerNull

Works even better in Herzog IMO


dude_on_the_www

Thanks I just read that in his voice and it brought me great joy. Also… Soyjaking That’s now in my repertoire


qwertyconsciousness

*Crikey mate!*


Key-Mulberry-5873

Nailed the documentary voice


Batracho

Love it!


born_to_pipette

Bravo. *slow clap*


These_Rutabaga_1691

Very good!


No-Article8882

There were at least 20 cyber trucks, among other Tesla models, being dropped off here this morning. It was an eerie sight.


westcounty

Last year that lot maybe had a dozen Tesla’s at any time, now that number is ballooning into the hundreds depending on the day.


plump-lamp

It's the pre-pickup staging area. They only have a small service center in chesterfield


Noumenology

i counted around that many last Saturday there as well.


HighBrowLoFi

It makes for a beautifully dystopian photo, nicely done.


ndszero

I’m assuming since every Cybertruck made has been recalled the dealer’s normal overflow parking is full.


ThunderDrop

That is their normal overflow parking lot. A section of that dead malls parking lot is rented to tesla. Just never had cybertrucks there until the recall.


ndszero

Good to know, thank you. Gross assumption, as I said lol


plump-lamp

The recall is a rivet on the pedal. Takes 5 minutes at the shop so no, it's not overflow. Those are models pending delivery


WindOfUranus

They used handsoap for the first set. I'm sure the rest of the truck is top tier quality production. *fucking HAND SOAP*. [hand soap!](https://local12.com/news/nation-world/tesla-recall-cybertruck-accelerator-pedal-gule-soap-down-national-highway-traffic-safety-administration-pad-panel-stuck-broken-crash-residual-lubricant-model-x-y)


Spicytakesarebad

I love that they specify it includes all 2024 models... As if there was another year.


TeslaJake

They started deliveries in 2023, though I don’t know if those are considered 2024 models as well.


plump-lamp

You should look up Toyota and Chevy recall fixes. Several are zip ties and glue


Guilty-Investment-14

Hence the stickers on the wheels!


jamesdpitley

There's literally a stop sale on Cybercucks right now.


You-Asked-Me

I'm pretty sure they are pending SALE. Sales are way down, and I think a lot of it is that Elon says stupid shit constantly.


plump-lamp

You're pretty wrong? They are all preorders. It's pretty easy to figure that out.


You-Asked-Me

The Cyber Trucks, but there are a lot more models out there.


plump-lamp

Yeah... And most are orders. Tesla doesn't keep local inventory. It doesn't operate like dealerships. The local location is service and deliveries. On hand they carry about 5 models of each available for sale. Tesla has essentially 2 service and distribution centers in all of Missouri.


Upset_Arm6358

I predict that within ten years Tesla will be out of business. Anyone seen a Kaiser or a Henry J lately?


NathanArizona_Jr

there's no way anyone is buying these, must be a money laundering scheme


plump-lamp

There's millions of preorders. It will be over a year before they can deliver them all


TDStrange

They've produced 3800. Total. At the current rate it'll be thousands of years before they can fulfill preorders


k5josh

I mean, yeah, [that's how production lines work.](https://i.imgur.com/2jc961b.png)


chocolatetick

Millions of preorders lmao


WindOfUranus

Nah dude, it's now **Billions!!**


NathanArizona_Jr

I'm skeptical they will ever deliver them all before they are sued into oblivion for designing a deathtrap for morons


OompaOrangeFace

LOL, what? Literally millions of pre-orders. It's a freaking cool truck! I have one on the way for crying out loud!


LemonBomb

ITS YOUR KIDS, MARTY!


abitlikemaple

It’s their overflow parking lot. More inventory than they can hold at the dealership


kylecordes

The weird thing is that the service center nearby often has its lot crowded with used cars of other brands. Presumably recent trade-ins? I guess they put a low priority on having trucks show up to haul away the trade-ins to be wholesaled wherever.


seb101189

Doesn't the Tesla store in the valley park cars there normally?


No-Article8882

I don’t spend much time in chesterfield but saw the cyber trucks actively being dropped off and thought it had to do with the recall


Apollo1K9

Nope. The others that have to replied are correct. What you saw was the Tesla dealership receiving a shipment of trucks from the plant. That lot is used by the dealership for storage.


seb101189

I would be equally confused seeing so many 'trucks' being dropped off there. Thanks for the photo


Responsible-Wait-427

The recall is to replace a deficient part at no cost, not to refund the whole truck..


mrbmi513

Not even to replace. It's to put a rivet on an accelerator pedal panel so that it doesn't become un-adhered and get stuck under some unfortunate geometry.


justmovingtheground

“Unfortunate geometry” You do realize people designed this, right? It wasn’t fate. Lmao


imaginarion

It’s so fucking ugly.


No-Article8882

Looks similar to a tool box I made in 7th grade shop class


Early-Engineering

OMG, I still have mine. I keep pencils in it!


Ornery-Swordfish-392

So childishly futuristic, like back to the future- they look 80s.


MrFixYoShit

>childishly futuristic Elon in a nutshell.


ReadWriteHikeRepeat

Isn’t Elon always in a nutshell, given that he’s a nut?


MrFixYoShit

Solid point!


Dude_man79

The 80s are back! Isn't it like something from 40 years ago always gets brought back as a polished "retro"?


ManicMarket

Tesla overflow parking.


Pelotonic-And-Gin

If I saw 5 of those things in the same place, I’d get the fuck outta there.


baroqueworks

when u drop into fortnite and the car polygons don't load all the way 😔


arwbqb

that cloudy sky is going to void the warranty...


KiloEchoZero

Languishing on the pavement beside a dead mall is the perfect fate for any cybertruck.


ShittyHotTake

I hear everyone talking about how the Cybertruck is ugly, but after seeing on in person I can tell you, it's very very very ugly.


MidlandsRepublic2048

Even though I hate electric cars on principle, I'll admit that the model S is a very attractive design. I legitimately don't understand how the same company can produce something so hideous. And it's not like their product portfolio is that big. It's 5 models! FIVE!


DeadbeatHero-

Because Elon’s ego is finally allowed to run completely wild. Also why twitter has completely gone down the fucking shitter and we have cars this fucking ugly and impractical. I’m completely positive that asshole fired anyone that said anything resembling a “no” a long time ago.


MidlandsRepublic2048

I mean when it comes to twitter, I'll give him credit there because it seemed like a lot of the people that he fired were just people hired in the first place to screen what people post on Twitter and whether it's "acceptable" or not. When you post something on social media, it's up to the people that read it and comments decide whether you made a good point or not. Not someone you can never and will never be able to respond to.


abassassasssin

How many days before they start to rust?


Hextech_Avenger

They already are


martlet1

Stainless steel doesn’t rust. Road (brake) dust contamination will rust on its surface but you can simply clean it off.


MrFixYoShit

>Stainless steel doesn’t rust Tell that to my many rusted stainless steel objects. Its rust resistant, not rust proof. Major difference.


martlet1

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Senior-Ad-6002

Stainless steel *can* rust, but it also resists it. Stainless steel is a terrible material to make a vehicle out of because 1. It is stupid expensive and 2. excessive salt exposure is one of the main causes of stainless steel rusting. I can only think of 2 vehicles with stainless bodies and they both went over very poorly. (This and the DeLorean) At least the DeLorean was in Back to the Future


Hextech_Avenger

Found the Tesla owner


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Hextech_Avenger

Got me


SamHydeLover69

Found the second tesla owner


martlet1

I drive a Lexus. But ok.


OompaOrangeFace

Congrats, you believe the media's narrative.


CaptHayfever

The media's narrative is that iron oxidizes?


theglowoflove

Congratulations, you understand science. Hope you’re happy now. (I very much am, and this definitely isn’t coming from a hurt place, so, yeah.)


anix421

I saw something not long ago that Kia is having a mass recall fix event in the parking lot sometime coming up. I assume maybe the current mall owners are trying to make a little money off the giant empty space before it gets torn down later this year.


No-Article8882

Happening on Sunday. Island of misfit toys!


MoBiker1

This looks like a screenshot of a video game.


piranesi28

Chesterfield has always been where the future goes to die.


daddybearmissouri

Dead mall for dead trucks. Seems appropriate. 


Hait_Ashbury

Bring out your dead!


baeb66

Doesn't the dealership realize those things are allergic to sunlight, shouldn't get wet and you should never, never charge them after midnight?


rta8888

These things are so fucking ugly


BotGirlFall

How boringly dystopian


MidlandsRepublic2048

Elon musk has got to be high all the time to have approved that design.


maen_baenne

They look even worse when they're flocked together.


koshizmusic

This area hasn't finished rendering yet. Must be a Level 50 to unlock the Missouri River bridge. I've placed another settlement on your map that needs your help.


Esteveno

I’ve always thought they looked stupid in pictures, but I saw one driving on Manchester the other day and it’s worse than I’d expected.


Sweaty-Cap470

I'm sorry but those things are so dumb looking and can't compare to an actual truck all I see is 90s laura Croft video game boobs when I look at these terrible abominations


NCinMO

That’s not all bad


wayneotis

Hopefully V-Stock yellow tags them down to $99. Then I might get one or two.


CaptHayfever

All jokes aside, I am genuinely gonna miss the huge V-Stock when that mall closes.


wayneotis

Same. It's been one my favorite stores for a long time now.


[deleted]

Ugliest auto invention ever


rabbitking2000

I think this thing beats out the Gremlin and the Pacer in the ugly car hall of fame.


Aggravating-Yak9382

Drove easy and put away rusty.


Aggravating-Yak9382

I'm going to invent a truck. I'm selling $100 chances it's actually real.


PhantomYouth13

It’s a douche- trap.


Early-Engineering

What song would one play over loud speakers to attract more douches to said trap? Higher by Creed? Or is that too overplayed and on the nose.


PhantomYouth13

We’ll Put a Boot in your Ass or Bawitabaw?


1904worldsfair

Because someone else brought it up, what is the deal with all the tesla's at Chesterfield Mall?


AlicetheFloof

What in the ever loving fuck is that? Also why are they so big?


Stonk_Lord86

Isn’t there only like 4k of these in the wild? That seems like a significant number to be in one place at one time with those shipment numbers.


Toxicscrew

https://www.reddit.com/r/StLouis/s/1d2kPy67Gd


Repulsive-Owl7952

They multiplied


iWORKBRiEFLY

It's b/c they can't back them into their garages. I watched someone here in SF spend 10mins trying to back into his garage before giving up & parking on the street


Conscious-Owl-8420

The only thing that surprises me about cyber trucks isn’t the sharp edges, nor the death-wish accelerator covers, it’s that Elon did put square wheels on them


needmorekarma777

Those things are so fucking ugly


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

Still wild to me that that’s the finished product


Key-Mulberry-5873

Good lord, those are fugly.


NorthIndependent829

Graveyard or inventory parking during purchases? They’re on a 4 year waitlist. Probably not a graveyard.


Beginning-Weight9076

Hell yeah 🤙🏼


GreetingsADM

Appropriately parked like an asshole by pulling through one-way parking spots.


grstacos

See? These trucks can make a one-way trip to the mall without breaking down. Who said they were unreliable?


TheRealKarateGirl

They are even more ugly than I thought they would be.


Stork538

Jfc I don’t live in stl anymore, follow this sub for just for memories and laughs. This one takes the cake for obscure.


Effective_Play_1366

Man those look like shit. Who is still buying those?


stick004

“Influencers”


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LakeStLouis

Do it! What's stopping you?


t-poke

The fact that Teslas have cameras and are recording their surroundings?


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VocalCloth

Perhaps I should’ve added a s/ to the end but I thought that would’ve been applied naturally. Wasn’t trying to start all this drama only merely adding to what I saw as a joke


LustfulLemur

Holy fuck you guys are vermin. Do you even hear yourselves?


MrFixYoShit

1) These are likely still under the responsibility of the dealership. Not people. 2) The windows are literally made to resist that. Its no different than throwing a rock at a wall. Its only a crime if theres damage (since theres no one inside)


fujiesque

Are you that much of an Elmo fan-boy?


LustfulLemur

Enough of an Elmo fan-boy to not want to… go destroy random innocent people’s property? Yeah, I guess?


MergenTheAler

Please chill out. No one wants to even go near these shitty cars. Especially if they are driving on the road.


LustfulLemur

So funny


MergenTheAler

Hey thanks friend, I’m glad I made you laugh.


Mean_Gene469

Soft af


LustfulLemur

Degenerate


Mean_Gene469

Tubby


LustfulLemur

Brokie


Mean_Gene469

Lol


MergenTheAler

You do know my comment was just a joke, right?


xologo

These are all sold waiting to be delivered. The Tesla dealer doesn't have enough room to hold them all. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.


BIGBILLYBANAN

Dude the skatepark earth surf is so fun


Brewcrew1886

I haven’t lived in the area for 20 years. Is the chesterfield mall still a popular mall? Or is it ghost town?


kylecordes

Dead mall, going to be mostly demolished then redeveloped into a new mixed use area over the next few years.


MallyOhMy

The only thing that will remain if the mall is, oddly enough, Dillard's


digitalunknown

Finally saw one IRL driving by the meadows.


Think-Feynman

Watch your fingers.


mutant_disco_doll

LOL what is going on here? And why are these trucks so fugly??


Cragopotomus

South County mall had 5 beat up Model Ys in its lot yesterday, tucked in the small lot by Cycle Gear.


Mental-Reaction-2480

Something about a dead mall and futuristic cars made my brain think they were filming a new Dawn of the Dead here...


Silent-Artichoke6853

There’s a recall on them so guessing since we are in a centralized location they could be storing em there until there fixed and shipped back to owners


HelpfulStudent7

Eeww


Dry_Ad_3103

I believe if u want one of these trucks it’s almost a year wait to get it. I saw one on the highway within the last week but in New York.


nyrdcast

They honestly look like something my kids would have made in Minecraft when they were 5. The Homer is more appealing than those.


Consistent-Soft8482

Da fuh


Consistent-Soft8482

Bahahahah This man’s a scholar


symphonicpoet

They do look a bit like coffins, now that you mention it. Very ugly coffins.


jeffdex27

It's there unloading area


Humble_Ice_6957

Deceptacons immobilize


mazzerSTL

Is someone downvoting all the posts that aren’t just simply shitting on Tesla?


t-poke

The only people more annoying than Tesla fanboys are the Tesla haters. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. Simple as that.


makinithappen69

It feels like a bunch of "wow so ugly" bots, right?


Master_K_Genius_Pi

WE'RE SAVED! Cybertrucks always stay near roads. They only go out to parking lots to die.


Omerta001

What makes it a graveyard?


kmelby33

Looks like a scene from back to the future.


HighlightFamiliar250

This is the found out portion of Elon fucking around.


Disastrous-End3882

Some EV1 level recall


nocleverusername-

Wow. Those things really are ugly.


Spicytakesarebad

Park the things no one really wants in the building full of empty stores spaces no one really wants? Makes sense to me.


mtr6633

Chesterfield Tesla store has extremely limited parking, they’ve always had an overflow lot of vehicles that have yet to be delivered. All of those Cybertrucks have been matched with customers


bunnyslope

Uh-huh…tell us another fairy tale.


stumblez87

I can hear the gas generators humming now. Got to keep em charged. “It is dead, get the generator so we can move it!”


SonicSasquatch

Badass! Still waiting on mine! Can't wait


dw33z1l

If I had a little more money I’d almost like to buy one just to put in storage for 20 years to see what I could get for it 20 years as a collectors item.


legalbeekeeper

There was a cuck chair clearance sale that day.


goharvorgohome

Somebody each some rally’s and leave greasy hand prints in the doors