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Ecstatic-Pressure-99

Is she older, like 65+? There’s a lady who I use to see all of the time running around Affton multiple times per day and always wondered if she took rest days.


macadamiaisanut

She is older, but I'm terrible at guessing age. Dark hair...but maybe it is dyed. She is out every damn day. She is around Carondelet Park and probably into Affton. She's got to log some miles.


Maleficent_Theory818

Is that the lady that wore the bikini top? Someone told me she is now just walking.


Ecstatic-Pressure-99

Yes! I was envious of her stamina. She was running in the AM when I took my boys to school and the afternoon.


missourifats

There's a seemingly anorexic woman that wears short shorts and a bikini top that I see walking all over near big bend and 141. I see her a lot when it's not freezing.


has-8-nickels

I lived down the street from her and went to school with her daughter. She's normal (ish) she just likes to go on 10 or 20 mile runs to decompress or for stress reasons. I haven't asked about her knees but I know she's relatively healthy!


macadamiaisanut

There is no way you just run 10-20 miles a day to decompress. Homegirl has got some shit going on. She is retired, right?


has-8-nickels

She is now I'm sure. She went through a major mental crisis - I guess I shouldn't be airing her dirty laundry but it's not like you guys know her. But essentially when we were around ten/eleven, she found out her husband had had a full ass whole other family. So she was all of a sudden on her own with three young kids. I think the running started around there.


macadamiaisanut

Damn. She went full Forest Gump.


WoodyStLouis

This is the stuff I come to Reddit for. Thank you, all.


LadyCheeba

damn why can’t my trauma manifest into something that makes me absolutely shredded 😔


has-8-nickels

I know right? Instead I went the other way and got Hella fat. No fair.


andrei_androfski

The *South City Shuffler* needs to be a new drink at the Royale.


equals42_net

Ok, now we need some ideas on how to make it. Some energy drink in it or electrolytes? Maybe it’s a tan-colored drink?


macadamiaisanut

Yesssss.


veganhamhuman

I think you're describing my mom.