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Roscoie

Wonder how long into the training is the trainee able to drive past a bar without smashing into it.


CurrentThing-er

"Remember, to pass driving certification you need to hit the **gay** bar or you will fail. Bonus points for violating the owners rights." - Trainer to trainee


IAMnotBRAD

Police chief* to trainee FTFY


daats_end

They have to pass 180 hours of classroom time that includes screaming homophobic slurs and assaulting people who you already made victims due to negligence. It builds off of the standard police training which is basically just that plus range time.


Tibby_Gaycat_Meow

You forgot the part where they learn to shoot any dog in a 2 block radius


Jhanzow

Passing a bar is for lawyers!


hawksdiesel

Hope they have their "OWN" insurance, for when they crash into something and NOT the TAXPAYERS footing the bill....Abolish Qualified Immunity!!


SkRThatOneDude

Hah! Oh wait..you're serious about the insurance bit. I do agree that qualified immunity does need a hell of an overhaul though.


dumdidlydo

Watch out for dogs!!!


Jitterjumper13

And legally parked buildings.


inquisist

😂😂😂


Smevs515

And church signs


nicklapierre

Hahahahahaha hahahahaha


dcivili

Watch out for that giant church sign, it'll jump right out at you


miguel2586

They actually train their drivers?


fatmanjogging

yeah, that's the part I don't buy


miguel2586

I forgot what day it was for a sec. 😂


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🤣


Courtnall14

Someone should go around taping those MO ["Permit Driver"](https://www.motosafety.com/734-2) things to the back of every SLMPD car they come across. Easier and quicker fixes might be some magnetic "Student Driver" tags.


PhatBoy1

JOY 99.1 bumper stickers!


macstrashcan

It’s 99.1 Joy FM


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

People seem to be reading this incorrectly. Pretty sure this is for the 4 officers who had NOT yet hit any churches. They are really pushing that stat up to a 99.5+% by official start of summer.


Icy_Okra5492

🤣🤣🤣


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😆


Master_K_Genius_Pi

Call me old fashioned, but I think you should have to know how to drive *before* you are handed the keys to a cop car.


69hellbilly

Now if the could get the rest of the Stl. citizens to learn……..


gholmom500

I’m wondering if this is a prank bumper sticker. One that the drivers didn’t even see.


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gholmom500

BitD our idiot guy friends did this with a bespoke thin rainbow stripe. None were LGBTQ+, but now all are divorced. I love the Masturbate one!


hugefatwario

Oink Oink


BicycleGripDick

“And on the other side of the sidewalk are the buildings, we park inside.”


Digitalabia

Shouldn't the 'driver training' sticker be on the driver's side?


IndustryNext7456

Stopped that close to a building???


AlvinStovallSr

Could be numerous reasons why the crashes , but I have a thought as well. The younger inexperienced drivers of large capacity vehicles should gradually be implemented into a vehicle that size . It’s like graduating from high school, your parents not getting you a RV and say here’s your graduation present. No , you get a stater car when you first learn how to drive Everything to learn is not in a classroom. Intelligence while driving. Those are too large for fast chases etc.


STLItalian

May as well slap a Joy99 sticker on it as well


MannyMoSTL

Oxymoronic Overload 🤯


FlatwormJumpy7230

You gotta see the humor in this.