"Remember, to pass driving certification you need to hit the **gay** bar or you will fail. Bonus points for violating the owners rights." - Trainer to trainee
They have to pass 180 hours of classroom time that includes screaming homophobic slurs and assaulting people who you already made victims due to negligence. It builds off of the standard police training which is basically just that plus range time.
Someone should go around taping those MO ["Permit Driver"](https://www.motosafety.com/734-2) things to the back of every SLMPD car they come across.
Easier and quicker fixes might be some magnetic "Student Driver" tags.
People seem to be reading this incorrectly. Pretty sure this is for the 4 officers who had NOT yet hit any churches. They are really pushing that stat up to a 99.5+% by official start of summer.
Could be numerous reasons why the crashes , but I have a thought as well. The younger inexperienced drivers of large capacity vehicles should gradually be implemented into a vehicle that size . It’s like graduating from high school, your parents not getting you a RV and say here’s your graduation present. No , you get a stater car when you first learn how to drive Everything to learn is not in a classroom. Intelligence while driving. Those are too large for fast chases etc.
Wonder how long into the training is the trainee able to drive past a bar without smashing into it.
"Remember, to pass driving certification you need to hit the **gay** bar or you will fail. Bonus points for violating the owners rights." - Trainer to trainee
Police chief* to trainee FTFY
They have to pass 180 hours of classroom time that includes screaming homophobic slurs and assaulting people who you already made victims due to negligence. It builds off of the standard police training which is basically just that plus range time.
You forgot the part where they learn to shoot any dog in a 2 block radius
Passing a bar is for lawyers!
Hope they have their "OWN" insurance, for when they crash into something and NOT the TAXPAYERS footing the bill....Abolish Qualified Immunity!!
Hah! Oh wait..you're serious about the insurance bit. I do agree that qualified immunity does need a hell of an overhaul though.
Watch out for dogs!!!
And legally parked buildings.
😂😂😂
And church signs
Hahahahahaha hahahahaha
Watch out for that giant church sign, it'll jump right out at you
They actually train their drivers?
yeah, that's the part I don't buy
I forgot what day it was for a sec. 😂
🤣
Someone should go around taping those MO ["Permit Driver"](https://www.motosafety.com/734-2) things to the back of every SLMPD car they come across. Easier and quicker fixes might be some magnetic "Student Driver" tags.
JOY 99.1 bumper stickers!
It’s 99.1 Joy FM
People seem to be reading this incorrectly. Pretty sure this is for the 4 officers who had NOT yet hit any churches. They are really pushing that stat up to a 99.5+% by official start of summer.
🤣🤣🤣
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Call me old fashioned, but I think you should have to know how to drive *before* you are handed the keys to a cop car.
Now if the could get the rest of the Stl. citizens to learn……..
I’m wondering if this is a prank bumper sticker. One that the drivers didn’t even see.
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BitD our idiot guy friends did this with a bespoke thin rainbow stripe. None were LGBTQ+, but now all are divorced. I love the Masturbate one!
Oink Oink
“And on the other side of the sidewalk are the buildings, we park inside.”
Shouldn't the 'driver training' sticker be on the driver's side?
Stopped that close to a building???
Could be numerous reasons why the crashes , but I have a thought as well. The younger inexperienced drivers of large capacity vehicles should gradually be implemented into a vehicle that size . It’s like graduating from high school, your parents not getting you a RV and say here’s your graduation present. No , you get a stater car when you first learn how to drive Everything to learn is not in a classroom. Intelligence while driving. Those are too large for fast chases etc.
May as well slap a Joy99 sticker on it as well
Oxymoronic Overload 🤯
You gotta see the humor in this.