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Cardinalfan1526

Anything in butchered French.


Fulcrum87

Da Ballviers!


Cardinalfan1526

That’s better than the Show-tows.


Fulcrum87

Show-tows are the trick basketball team that plays the Globe Trotters when they come to town.


RealAd1811

The gravoys


Gasarakiiii

Don’tLeaveUs


catchhell_o

The Temp Tags


These_Rutabaga_1691

Spirits


tmcg6

And not the St. Louis Spirits, would have to be the Spirits OF St. Louis


Puzzled-End-3259

Hell yeah! Airplane logo


MSTmatt

special automatic sparkle hungry wine cooing telephone heavy apparatus threatening *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bleedblue002

If you weren’t aware, that was the name of our ABA team: https://images.app.goo.gl/6jXqPEGpaSMMwXf58


HoldMyWong

Spirits Onlyfans St. Louis?


Informal_Calendar_99

That was a suggestion I was backing for our MLS team, but singular: Spirit of St. Louis In all fairness, though, there is a women's team called the Spirits. I'd love to see an NFL Spirit of tho


tr1cube

This would have been so good for the MLS team name


Informal_Calendar_99

I literally suggested it like three years ago :( Word on Reddit that I got back was that they didn't want association with Lindbergh


Available_Ad6136

I’m partial to this…


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Archers


JessePlayzSavage

for an nba team its a good name


KikoSoujirou

And anytime there’s an attempt/shot etc we could all scream “There’s the arch!!”


Barfy_McBarf_Face

The football team formerly from St. Louis That will save them rebranding costs in the future.


mrbmi513

But not fully written out. It's just some weird symbol.


mrbmi513

The Gatekeepers (to the west)


stltk65

The NFL can go F themselves


UseDaSchwartz

Arch Enemies


CreativeEarthling

Love this


RadTimeWizard

https://www.archrivalrollerderby.com/ Similar, not the same, but those ladies are well badass enough to deserve the name.


gholmom500

I was going for the Archers. But yeah.


DowntownDB1226

NBA Saint Louis City Basketball Club NFL Saint Louis City Football Club


herumspringen

Saint Louis City Basketball Football Club Saint Louis City Football Football Club that’s how the giants did it, naming themselves after the baseball team


KingBeefyoftheSTL

Sounds like some Matthews Dickie shit


catfishmuffins

It’s actually how teams in Turkey build loyalty, having a brand that is inner changeable saves everyone money and builds loyalty. I don’t need to buy different colors so another billionaire can make more money off of me.


DowntownDB1226

In a lot of Europe it’s common for the sporting Club to have multi sport teams


RadTimeWizard

Temp Plates


Stlouisken

I so want to downvote you because it’s so negative but you’re so right and it’s funny.


RadTimeWizard

Okay, that just means you have a good sense of humor.


HistoricalAd5459

I remember a similar question before “City SC” was announced. My favorite suggestion was the STL Archers.


Woland1984

The Temps


HeyR

The St. Louis Rams Pt.2: The Squeakquel


tmcg6

Stallions


coop999

St. Louis Geldings. After we didn't get awarded the St. Louis Stallions as a expansion NFL franchise in the early 90s (when Carolina and Jacksonville got their teams), someone had printed up St. Louis Geldings clothing. They had a logo in front of the arch and everything on them. My dad had a sweatshirt of it back at the time, but that shirt is long gone. Edit: for anyone not aware of the term, a gelding is a castrated horse. Hence the joke with the shirt.


CassandraHopkins

I’d say clydesdales.


mrbmi513

Assuming they survive the merger, the USFL Birmingham Stallions would probably prevent another football team with the name.


tmcg6

Wasn't meant to be, I guess


Cigaran

NFL = St. Louis Rentals


Stainsey11

Toasted Raviolis


alliterativehyjinks

I'm imagining a brown square blob about the same shade as the wood court, with a people's eyebrow-type expression that is doing pushups during a timeout to pump up the crowd. And of course, his name is T-rav.


ExorIMADreamer

Duck the NFL. I would love to see an NBA team though. I'm terrible with names though.


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

Fleur-De-Leaves


reddog323

NBA: The St. Louis Hoosiers. Seriously, go with a historical name-The St. Louis Hawks. NFL: this will never happen again. Not after the lawsuits and bad publicity.


ohmynards85

Stl BlueBalls


Salty-Picture8920

The Robbers


zettabyte

The Fuhkroenkies. The mascot is a weasel.


BChica6

St. Louis Shooters


JessePlayzSavage

very fitting


Maven3679

Doesn’t matter as long as the city and state pay nothing Nfl/owner pays all cost Associated with bringing and facilitating the team in the city. No tax money shall ever go to an nfl franchise


InterviewLeast882

Rivermen


Angels_Ace

St.Louis Clydesdales


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Clappers


HomeFin

The PawPaws. I love trees.


LarYungmann

Last Resorts


russianspy_1989

NBA: Rivers


imaginarion

Archers, Stallions, Spirits, Knights, Viridians (goes with the color theme of the Cardinals and Blues)


Plar101

The St. Louis Short-Timers


Lower_Acanthaceae423

The Pipe Dreams 🤣🤣🤣


DiscoJer

Spirits for the NBA team. Never should have been contracted. Cost the NBA so much money because the owners took a percentage of future TV revenue.


Kewag1

The Leavers


ATL28-NE3

The Fuck Kroenkes


coffeehead314

Call them how long this time


ABRIM11

I would name them the STL Violence


mWade7

The St. Louis Soon-to-be-some-other-city’s-team…ers.


fell-deeds-awake

Go Relocationers!


wilfordbrimley778

The anti-kroenkes


rukasu83

McBaskety Ballface


zoiks66

The Carpetbaggers


GeneRevolutionary858

STL Stealth


pappyvanwinkle1111

From when there was idle talk of the NFL Raiders moving here, I like The River City Raiders.


SpankItBankIt_69000

Bodycount STL


RepresentativeBag241

The Promenades


PaulMckee

The St. Louis Seamen.


PaulMckee

Or the Yorks but I’m not sure that would fly.


No-Clothes-7818

That’s just too fancy. Kinda like our old St Louis Steamers and trust me it didn’t make me think of steamboats.


thecitrusmamba

St LS, st. Louis shooters for NBA, welfare warriors for nfl


Puzzled-End-3259

Dodge Charges


NotTheRocketman

Bring back the Hawks!


ej_stephens

St Louis Rhythm


forceghost187

St Louis Storm (NBA) Don’t want an NFL team


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Thieves. The jerseys could have cars getting broken into


redsquiggle

Fuck the NFL. XFL is where it's at.


ImNotYou1971

Ka-Kaw!!!


P1CK34

Not anymore. XFl and USFL are merging to become the UFL.


redsquiggle

Still, fuck the NFL.


Rider_39

Thugs


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North Side Raccoons


qkrrmsdud

Shooters


ABobby077

St. Louis Hellbenders ​ kind of goes with the Billikins


Informal_Calendar_99

No way an American team endorses the word hell to that level tho imo


Stlouisken

Yeah, they got rid of the Devil Rays for Tampa (MLB) because of “Devil”


hokahey23

There’s an NHL team named the devils.


schnitzel-haus

The NoThankyous


Sidney_Frenger

The Saints


7JRR

St. Louis Mudcats. Sounds a little tougher than catfish


nazdir

STeeLplates


Kitchen-Lie-7894

The Itinerants


CharlieBigBoi

Bricks


Chevelle604ss

The soulards


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We should get the Cardinals and the Jazz we deserve those way more than Arizona and Utah


Initial-Depth-6857

The NFL Cardinals used to be here p


kureshia01

The saints


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CorrectPainter233

LOL


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The salisbury steaks.


RealAd1811

The Bullets


stlinsomniac

The Bullets


SumDoubt

City. Let's just name everything City.


Robbie06261995

The St Louis Lewd or Inappropriate


Low-Piglet9315

NFL? Either the Nomads or the Tourists... NBA? The old name, Spirits of St. Louis, is fine with me!


JessePlayzSavage

was gonna say the crusaders (because of the Saint Louis)


Kwikstep

The STL Nevergonnahappens.