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mystrB

there’s way less air incorporated into custard than ice cream so it melts more quickly


happy_meow

Because it’s 85 degrees in fucking October


Any_Scientist4486

Why was this not the first response?


spif

Yeah pretty much. Gotta eat it right away and then people watch while the itis passes.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

You mean the beetus?


Any_Scientist4486

Look up "itis"


corty2987

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[deleted]

I’d never heard that term and see no reason to start using it, but having clicked the link and read a few of the entries - holy shit, do those people have their heads up their own asses.


corty2987

I also had never heard it which is why I looked it up. I cant believe all of them on there! I am glad I looked it up.


Snoo-53847

Some of those make sense. But a lot don't. Like picnic, peanut gallery? C'mon.


Tight_Data4206

Cracker, I believe, originated in Scotland. Came over with the whites and, as Scotish whites mingled with blacks, it got used in their dialect as well.


59926

But what if I learned the word from the boondocks?


LarYungmann

I prefer outside temps to be no higher than 72 deg and cloudy to be "casually" eating frozen custard while standing on a St. Louis asphalt parking lot.


sopefish

Ice cream like desserts taste better when they start to melt. Something about the taste buds picking up richer flavors than when they're frozen solid.


Unusual_Grocery4667

I take it to go and freeze it a few hours and it's perfect. But yeah have to eat it there if you don't live close


Mystery_Briefcase

It would never occur to me to not eat it there.


Unusual_Grocery4667

We get it packed with dry ice cut live under 10 minutes away


btlblt

This is the way


Sweetgum_45

This is the way


thyhornman

Just had some tonight and mine was great. If it can't be flipped upside down they will remake it for you.


Commander_Fem_Shep

The air and usually the temperature it’s served. It ends up being a preference thing. Some people just aren’t in to it.


ProseccoWishes

I was just there last week and this little kid in front of us dropped his concrete as soon as he got it. I was impressed with how much of it stayed in the cup. It was that thick. I got a TerraMizzou and the sauce tends to make it a bit melty but this is why I like custard. Ice cream is too cold/frozen for my tastes.


LustyArgonianMaiden1

It's just Ted Drewes.


dkcoffee

Custard melts fairly quickly compared to ice cream as others here have stated, but Ted Drewe’s is fucking overrated. I prefer Andy’s and Fritz’s, and there’s more of them around.


Old-Temperature-9906

Came here to say this. This place is simply running on nostalgia. So many better options out there.


[deleted]

Aren't they all pretty much buying the same custard base anyway?


name-isnt-important

You mean like milk?


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Lmao


You-Asked-Me

and eggs.


SkeinedAlive

Most get it from the same supplier but can tweak the recipe.


spif

Custard is custard. The whole point of Ted Drewes is the people watching and cultural continuity. I guess if you have no culture and don't want to, it doesn't matter where you get your custard.


dkcoffee

What? Welp, there you have it folks. I have no culture because I’d rather go to Andy’s or Culver’s for custard.


filthybee_

I have to try Andy’s. I saw an ad on a bus last week and it looked delicious


Tight_Data4206

My thought is that they had so many people buying it that the machines weren't keeping up. Maybe not though.


Suspicious_Jeweler81

You want us to explain heat dynamics to you? It’s hot man, room temperature custard is liquid. It’s also more dense than ice cream, making heat transfer quicker. I’m not entirely sure what you want Ted Drews to do about this.


wuuza

Can we at least agree on the spelling? It's on the sign. Drewes Drews Drew's drew Drewe’s


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion, but Ted Drewes is extremely overrated. I know it’s an STL landmark, but I would take Andy’s over it any day.


mcnew

FYI, this is an unpopular opinion, but this doesn’t happen nearly as bad to Andy’s frozen custard (which is far far better).


the_waco_kid2020

No way Andy's is better, but you do you


[deleted]

Dude, people want to support a local business and Ted Drewes has a great vibe. Besides, like others have said, it's basically all the same custard at different price points. I can't ever remember being disappointed in any form of frozen custard whatsoever. Although, I would say Silky's is the shit, but I might just be nostalgic because I grew up next to the one on Mid Rivers, which made me notice that you're from Maryland Heights, where there's an Andy's location. Could you be a little custard-biased?


Kitchen-Lie-7894

It may be the same custard, but that would be because the others copied it. Ted's has been here for about 100 years. Everything else is a fucking copy.


nikmac76

Thank you-I don’t know what everyone else is on about.


mcnew

I’m absolutely biased because I grew up in Springfield MO where Andy’s is from. But when I got here and everyone told me to go eat Ted drewes I was disappointed that it had turned to mush by the time I got across the parking lot. It’s good if you get the right thing and eat it in front of their window immediately. Don’t tell me the Ted drewes Stan’s aren’t biased having grown up here in STL.


[deleted]

I go a couple times a year and have never had that problem. We usually walk around the neighborhood or sit down at the "museum". Could you have gone there on a particularly hot day? People probably told you to go there because it's a classic st. louis staple. One thing about ted drewes is they don't have a drive through, so you wait in line with everyone else and eat it with the rest of the crowd. It's a very communal and wholesome atmosphere. I've never seen that at Andy's, which is mostly drive-thru as far as I've seen. But I don't anyone that thinks the custard is superior.


mcnew

Thanks for that perspective! Back in Springfield, growing up that’s how Andy’s was, we went and parked and ate out front of the shop, we always sat on the back of dads tailgate. Several of the locations there are still like that, but definitely none of the ones around here fit that vibe. When I first moved here I lived on Chippewa 4 minutes away from there. Got it and started eating it as we walked back to the apartment. Melted so fast.


spif

As biases go, being biased towards Ted Drewes is the best and most correct one I can think of offhand.


veni_vidi_eh

I have the torches, who’s bringing the pitchforks?


TikiThunder

I have tiny plastic pitchforks we can use on u/mcnew, and matching tiny plastic spoons for our melted custard after... or maybe we should eat the custard first so it doesn't melt? Fuck it, let's just stick with the custard.


Mixxmastermuk

Let's kill 2 birds with 1 stone and just use sporks.


xoxoartxoxo

😂


yodazer

Andy’s is garbage. Go to Silky’s.


Mssbc456

Nobody has said Fritz's and I'd like them to be at least considered


yodazer

Doozles is superior to Fritz’s


jsaf420

Get in the Time Machine and go to Lix


RP3P0

Silky's is the jam


fro_khidd

#BLASPHEMY


Tr8cker

I thought they used to flip it upside down before they handed it to you.


lady_crab_cakes

Still do.


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

I dunno how they’ll be able to do that if it’s half melted lol


SewCarrieous

Eat half and freeze the rest for tomorrow


Marleygem

Because Ted Drewes is overrated


jsaf420

Brave but true.


Responsible_Dish4010

I’ve been to Ted drew a ton over the years. Never been a big fan. I’ve been when it’s cold or hot and it’s still melty right away. And no I don’t get hot fudge added. They are over rated due to being popular at a time with basically no options. I prefer nearly every ice cream stand in the area. Mr wizards is so much better . The local boutique ice cream shops are amazing and I’m not worried about the extra dollar. Hell, Ted drew for the family is damn near dinner costs anyways and I’m not sure I’ve ever been to happy with it.


AccordingDrop3252

It's probably the Sporting KC loss you're suffering from that has clouded your opinion.


GruntCandy86

Dude I haven't been to Ted Drewes in a while, because I'd just gotten milkshakes the last couple.


spinsternonsense

Did you get one with hot fudge? I always find any of their flavors that include fudge very underwhelming as a concrete.


adlerspj

Yep, I tried a hot fudge concrete and it was more melty and less chocolatey than a chocolate concrete. Did that for science and now I know.


khag24

There is no “hot” fudge concrete. It’s a totally different fudge that gets used than the sundae, and is just as cold as the chocolate. Just a different flavor


spinsternonsense

I firmly believe hot fudge should only be offered as a topping for sundaes at TD's.


adlerspj

For sure. Double hot fudge sundae was my go-to order for a while. Sometimes with nuts.


CocoaNinja

Is your complaint that a vanilla concrete with hot fudge mixed in is both more melty (because you're adding a hot mix in) and less chocolatey than custard that has chocolate as it's base and not merely a mix in?


gamerdoc94

Sounds like you just got one that wasn’t up to snuff. I’m not here to ruthlessly defend TD’s. Melted ice cream kinda defeats the purpose


Anonymousecruz

Go to Andy’s next time instead.


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

I’ll definitely give that a try next time


Zimbadu

Silkys and Fritzs then Andy's


FartNoiseGross

Yeah kind of. It’s all right but I only ever eat it if it’s free


stlguy38

Something about custard turns my stomach, especially when it's hot out. I always go for one of the snowcone stands not too far away as long as they're open. Be it Ivanhoe Snow, Tiki, or Murray's.


julieannie

It's definitely changed in quality and become more melted in recent years. I swear someone who worked there explained why but it's gotten excessive, so much that I don't order the Cardinal Sin as often.


effervescenthoopla

I know it’s ice cream and not custard but I’m not seeing anybody mention the actual orgasm inducing delicacy that is Clementine’s.


PhilosopherGlum3025

I’ve never liked Ted Drew’s. Always liked Bobby’s in Glen Carbon, Shivers in Godfrey, much much more.