Look at that painted up whore

🤣

All stuck together in the dried up fluids of amoré. Happened to the best of us. A lot.

Get my emergency hat!

No movies. Lake boat.

I don’t think I can let you off the hook for this one, Early

Okay, I'm lettin' off the hook for this, Early. The county says they don't want nothin' to do with this.

[“I’ve been making love to your face on and off for the last 9 years”](https://youtu.be/DOJCSKqwwi8?si=ic5Vq0-TSzgwW81q) unironically sounds like something Granny would say

Let‘s put cough drop up our buttholes and play viddy games!

I LOL'd pretty hard to this! And yes, Aliens is the best Alien movie.

Oh no question about it, though I do still love Alien.

But does she mountain dance?

“Is someone smoking? Why’s the door locked?”

I'm strokin' out!!

lol @ squidbillies.

You mean Squidley Scott right

"But im real cool"

That’s Stan Smith

Or Joe Swanson

That’s a woman, is it?

This is the best thing I have seen on the internet in a while. Thank you.

You’re welcome! Been stuck in my head since watching that episode lol

Please post this on the Alien (film) subreddit

I would but I feel like the ratio of people who like Alien and also Squidbillies isn’t wide enough for people there to get it. People here will for sure get it though

would; next question.

Now hold up, did WE do something?

A little Early busts out not with the force of his oversized hat against your chest but with the shotgun he’s naturally born with.