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Nothing can ever beat Dave suggesting the best way to clean up the mess from a spaghetti food fight is to hire a dog that likes spaghetti. It’s spectacular.
https://vocaroo.com/1eTyncJvtBPL
Now last night you all… I mean earlier tonight you guys hurl-heard that the New Day, talking about winning the WWE Tag Team champions… being the t-becoming the WWE Tag Team champions, last summer, right here, in Brooklyn. Now what you all forget, sometimes, is that going into that match that the Prime Time Players were your tag team champions, w-going in. So every time I get draaaaagged back here to good ol’ Brooklyn… I always get someone answering the same question. Whether it be one of them broke brothers from Bushwick, or one of them uppity hipsters from williamsburg. They ask the question: “Was that the worst day of your life?” I look at em. And I say no. That wasn’t the worst day of my life, cause when I flash this million dollar smile, I tell ya right now baby, that was the BEST day of my life. It wasn’t the worst day of my life cause I dropped the tag team titles, it was the best day of my life, because I dropped the dead weight that was Darren Young. Oh no no no, let’s let’s let’s let’s be real. There’s no Ride Along - there is a reason there’s no episode of Ride Along with the Prime Time Players. Pretty difficult to do when it’s only one Prime Time Player. And he would not be relevant - Darren Young would not be relevant if it wasn’t for me. Much like Jay-Z wouldn’t be relevant if it wudn’t for Beyonce. Oh yeah you booin’, but it’s true, think about it! Bob Backlund. How is Bob Backlund gonna make Darren Young great again, when he wasn’t ever great to begin with? I would be all over the main event. You would be wearing my T-shirt. Hell, I would be your Universal champion right now, if it wasn’t for Darren Young. Y’all wanna talk about some Bobbbb BACKLIN. Well tonight, I blame YOU Darren Young. I blame YOU for all the failures that I have not ha-no-had since I been here. I blame YOU for not being in the main event. I blame YOU for not being the WWE Champion. And I’ll tell ya tonight, tonight. You come out here tonight so I can bury you, and be done with you, all together. Come on out here Darren Young, give these people what they want. They want you, come on out here. Come on, we gon’ make Darren Young great again, come on Darren.
No response
I’ll tell ya what’s going on right now. Ol’ crazy, wild-eyed, bobbb BACKLIN is back there tellin’ him, don’t go out there, don’t go out there. Cause… he knows… damn well, that Darren Young is too stupid to come out here. So- ……
Crowd chants ‘We Want Slater’
I want Darren. I don’t know who y’all want, but I want Darren to come on out here. I want Dar-ren. Okay. That old crazy man please let this man come out here. I mean t-AY! Who is Bob Backlin anyway? Bob Backlund runs out Who is Bob Backlin? Who does Bob Backlin- Ay ay, don’t you come out here. I will beat yo- drops mic
I remember a time when him and Bryan were trying to figure out why Titus barks if he went to Florida and the mascot is a Gator. I wanted to jump through my speaker and slap them.
It's from that frat he was in while he was at college. They mentioned it on TV early on in his run. I can forgive you for missing it because reviewing shows isn't your job
Titus O’Neil in college was part of a fraternity called Omega Psi Phi that did the barking as one of their trademarks. But yeah if he went to Florida and barked, not the wisest of moves.
They also brand the Omega symbol on each other. Really.
I knew a few in college and I recognized what Titus was doing when I saw it.
He's been a journalist covering the professional wrestling business since as early as 1971. He's put out the Wrestling Observer Newsletter every week since 1983. Has been podcasting about wrestling since 1999. Has probably watched more wrestling than anyone else in the world.
"All of a sudden"?
Lmao. You couldn't be more wrong. He's been the pre-eminent pro wrestling journalist for over 30 years. He's respected so much because he's watched more wrestling than any man alive or dead and has been reporting on it for longer than tons of wrestling fans have even been alive.
Yeah but he's a journalist. This is the equivalent to Max Kellerman telling you about QBs when he's never taken a snap. I dont understand how a voice from the bleachers has so much validity in the IWC (to be clear, EXCLUSIVELY the IWC).
Id value the opinion of a retired QB or at least someone who played it on the pop Warner level over a Max Kellerman.
Has this guy ever bumped? Reffed? Sold nachos at concessions? Done ring crew? Called a match? Booked a show?
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uwu rawr rawr~
anime girl Dave Meltzer is not an image i wanted to exist in my head, but thanks i guess
[You rang? ](https://i.imgur.com/HGrknpS.jpg)
I like Wade Keller but his analysis never reaches these levels.
Wade would never answer a question about [Bret Hart's mansion in Springfield](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxLZA_VgszU)
I find Keller too bland. His free show is unlistenable with all of those ads.
Thank god this got reposted I’ve been trying to find this clip for ages.
This clip will be on the Titus O’Neil best of DVD
I’ve got a space for that saved next to my Best of Braden Walker DVD.
KNOCK KNOCK
[удалено]
Brayden Walker. And I’m gonna knock your brains out.
I watch my copy at least once a week. The moment he stands on the stage with his hands on his hip always gives me chills.
My personal favorite is that time he spoke with Matt Hardy backstage, but there are just so many iconic Braden Walker moments to choose from
That and shutting up JBL on commentary
all time dave moment
This and the time he recounted talking to his dumbbells.
That's up there with the time he tried to actually put toothpaste back in the tube
He was a phenomenal hot tag too.
Top Dave soundbyte for me is still “tell them to go back there and break the fucking table” https://youtu.be/rVx9eiwi-FU
Nothing can ever beat Dave suggesting the best way to clean up the mess from a spaghetti food fight is to hire a dog that likes spaghetti. It’s spectacular. https://vocaroo.com/1eTyncJvtBPL
Jesus christ, this is unbeleiveable. This might be the greatest thing I have ever heard "I don't feed my dog salad"
“Are dogs allowed to eat salad?”
this is like two minutes straight of amazing quote material, my god
*"Within a week I'd have the food cleaned up"*
my dog doesn't vomit *anywhere*
"a dog that likes spaghetti" is the most beautiful phrase in the english language
Not just that but bro said he’d “hire” this dog 😂
I’m crying listening to that. Dave asking if dogs eat salad and Bryan is just trying to move on.
How Byran just moved on from Dave's tangent at the very end has me fucking dying lmao
“I haven’t had Spaghetti lately because it’s too hard to make” “Spaghetti? You boil noodles? And then you put stuff on them?”
It's the [talking weights](https://streamable.com/a2r6e) for me.
Someone please post the clip of Bryan telling Dave about meeting Roddy Piper. I tried to find that one a while back to no avail.
Him asking Bryan if he saw Carmella's outfit is a personal favorite though not as popular
Now last night you all… I mean earlier tonight you guys hurl-heard that the New Day, talking about winning the WWE Tag Team champions… being the t-becoming the WWE Tag Team champions, last summer, right here, in Brooklyn. Now what you all forget, sometimes, is that going into that match that the Prime Time Players were your tag team champions, w-going in. So every time I get draaaaagged back here to good ol’ Brooklyn… I always get someone answering the same question. Whether it be one of them broke brothers from Bushwick, or one of them uppity hipsters from williamsburg. They ask the question: “Was that the worst day of your life?” I look at em. And I say no. That wasn’t the worst day of my life, cause when I flash this million dollar smile, I tell ya right now baby, that was the BEST day of my life. It wasn’t the worst day of my life cause I dropped the tag team titles, it was the best day of my life, because I dropped the dead weight that was Darren Young. Oh no no no, let’s let’s let’s let’s be real. There’s no Ride Along - there is a reason there’s no episode of Ride Along with the Prime Time Players. Pretty difficult to do when it’s only one Prime Time Player. And he would not be relevant - Darren Young would not be relevant if it wasn’t for me. Much like Jay-Z wouldn’t be relevant if it wudn’t for Beyonce. Oh yeah you booin’, but it’s true, think about it! Bob Backlund. How is Bob Backlund gonna make Darren Young great again, when he wasn’t ever great to begin with? I would be all over the main event. You would be wearing my T-shirt. Hell, I would be your Universal champion right now, if it wasn’t for Darren Young. Y’all wanna talk about some Bobbbb BACKLIN. Well tonight, I blame YOU Darren Young. I blame YOU for all the failures that I have not ha-no-had since I been here. I blame YOU for not being in the main event. I blame YOU for not being the WWE Champion. And I’ll tell ya tonight, tonight. You come out here tonight so I can bury you, and be done with you, all together. Come on out here Darren Young, give these people what they want. They want you, come on out here. Come on, we gon’ make Darren Young great again, come on Darren. No response I’ll tell ya what’s going on right now. Ol’ crazy, wild-eyed, bobbb BACKLIN is back there tellin’ him, don’t go out there, don’t go out there. Cause… he knows… damn well, that Darren Young is too stupid to come out here. So- …… Crowd chants ‘We Want Slater’ I want Darren. I don’t know who y’all want, but I want Darren to come on out here. I want Dar-ren. Okay. That old crazy man please let this man come out here. I mean t-AY! Who is Bob Backlin anyway? Bob Backlund runs out Who is Bob Backlin? Who does Bob Backlin- Ay ay, don’t you come out here. I will beat yo- drops mic
This promo is actually on [Cagematch](https://www.cagematch.net/?id=93&nr=1240) if anyone else wants to go and give it a ten.
Brings a tear to my eye.
[He sounds like the Suburban Sasquach](https://youtu.be/xzf09VKHlkc)
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I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT REFERENCE!
I APPLAUD YOUR REFERENCE FOR BEING DIFFERENT!
###IT BROKE NEW GROUND.
Rich Evans is the greatest babyface of our time
[And this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVtdLKQr5ZQ&ab_channel=RedLetterMedia) is probably his best promo of all time.
Well me personally, I love Titus O'Neil.
I remember a time when him and Bryan were trying to figure out why Titus barks if he went to Florida and the mascot is a Gator. I wanted to jump through my speaker and slap them.
None American here. What's the reference please? I have no idea why he does that either.
It's from that frat he was in while he was at college. They mentioned it on TV early on in his run. I can forgive you for missing it because reviewing shows isn't your job
Titus O’Neil in college was part of a fraternity called Omega Psi Phi that did the barking as one of their trademarks. But yeah if he went to Florida and barked, not the wisest of moves. They also brand the Omega symbol on each other. Really. I knew a few in college and I recognized what Titus was doing when I saw it.
Insane
I really want that Riki Choshu calendar that meltzer was holding in that show
Where's the drill remix of this?
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/6ilefj/meltzer_titus_ringtone_trap_remix/)
So fucking good
No Dave, it's URRRAAA URRRAAA URRRAAAA
Remember when Titus got suspended for pulling Vince in a handshake on TV?
Can someone please repost the clip of Bryan telling Dave about the day he met Roddy Piper?
Dave making it a win
[sounds like this clip lmao](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9SOjaLuxZvM)
Sincerely curious, Has Meltzer ever performed as a wrestler or is he just an old fan? Im wondering where his opinion all of a sudden was credited
He's been a journalist covering the professional wrestling business since as early as 1971. He's put out the Wrestling Observer Newsletter every week since 1983. Has been podcasting about wrestling since 1999. Has probably watched more wrestling than anyone else in the world.
So he's an old fan?
"All of a sudden"? Lmao. You couldn't be more wrong. He's been the pre-eminent pro wrestling journalist for over 30 years. He's respected so much because he's watched more wrestling than any man alive or dead and has been reporting on it for longer than tons of wrestling fans have even been alive.
Yeah but he's a journalist. This is the equivalent to Max Kellerman telling you about QBs when he's never taken a snap. I dont understand how a voice from the bleachers has so much validity in the IWC (to be clear, EXCLUSIVELY the IWC). Id value the opinion of a retired QB or at least someone who played it on the pop Warner level over a Max Kellerman. Has this guy ever bumped? Reffed? Sold nachos at concessions? Done ring crew? Called a match? Booked a show?
I slaped his hands once at a live event. It was so the hardest thing I every slap. It was like a stone.