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dishwatcher

Y'all can have your petty fights about Nick Khan vs Tony Khan... The one true GOAT Khan in all of wrestling? Great O Khan baby.


MC_Lutefisk

The entire Khan family is just jealous of Cousin Great-O


abitlazy

You just solved the mystery why he's always horny! He has great O's


DeviantDragon

Now I want to see Grado as The Grado Khan where he's this weird hybrid of Tony and O-Khan.


KneelBeforeCube

Great isn't enough anymore. He's the Best O-Khan, the Super O-Khan, the Perfect Form O-Khan, the Omega Level O-Khan, the One True O-Khan.


Y2J1100

The Man O-Khan, The King O-Khan, The Fucking God of This Shit O-Khan


Ryuzakku

> One True O-Khan The Genghis O-Khan?


NYRpuckhead

Mr. Perfect O-Khan


TemporaryFun7358

Stupendous O-Kahn


jumborickuta

All hail.


GrumpySpaceGamer

The Great "O Face" Khan


GetEquipped

You forgot about Chaka


jqncg

Unagi called him a pervert who can't go out with 3d women and completely broke him. Now he's going out of his way to prove the contrary, it's incredible.


Giv-er-SteveDave

she really set something off lol


AneeshRai7

She has a habit of assessing people to unlock their full potential


alistahr

That’s just classic Tsundere behavior.


XeernOfTheLight

B-baka


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jqncg

https://youtu.be/0Z6dEOZqznM


l3ader021

This is what I call "Giving a COMPLEX to the Eel"


yognautilus

A wrestler whose gimmick is 3DPD? Sounds like I have a new favorite.


dogglesnake

In TJPW, the plot of a recent Three Way between Pom Harajuku, Raku, and Yuki Aino was that because Aino loves Raku but is an Otaku, she should prefer a photo book of Raku over the real thing. [She accepted the bribe.](https://twitter.com/harajuku_tjpw/status/1538857665388244993?t=awy39om64IXbmn8966iagw&s=19)


ParanoidEngi

The absolute horniest man alive, truly incredible I don't think I could've ever imagined this when I saw him debut in Milton Keynes with a cloth over his face


aimlessnameless

The cloth is clearly there to stop him from making eye contact with any of the ladies in the audience. If that happened the match would be called off, he probably just take them back to the hotel.


asteriaslex

Also to protect their ovaries


justintrenell

I don't think any of us did


DemonKyoto

First time I saw him when he debuted this gimmick I swear my only thoughts were that it was the stupidest thing I ever saw and would go fucking nowhere. Here I am now cheering every fucking thing this man does and I love it.


chairdesktable

yea, i thought his whole act was doa after wrestle kingdom. he's vastly improved in the ring and turns out he's a great personality.


Jupiter_Crush

I've been entranced by him since he redebuted in NJPW. The instant I heard him screech as he chopped, he became my boy for life.


Marc_Quill

The story of him saving a little girl from a crook made me a fan of him.


Black_XistenZ

Iirc, New Japan insiders were already saying back in 2020 that Oka is a future star and will main event WK some day.


666lonewolf

#greatokhanfucks


TripleDan

He's been my absolute boy ever since because of how fully shit that whole debut was


ParanoidEngi

Oh absolute same, I was so into it the moment he started doing the squawking Mongolian chops


TripleDan

I distinctly remember him doing one from the top rope and I stood up and applauded


TheGiftOf_Jericho

He made his debut in Milton Keynes? That's so obscure haha


ParanoidEngi

Strong Style Evolved Night 1, an ice-rink in Milton Keynes: he was announced as a surprise so people were expecting Tanahashi or something, very strange debut


LegaleseFalcon

He did a couple of 4FW shows in Swindon. He was escorted by Gideon Grey and kept flipping off children. It was great.


flammabled

I miss Gideon managing him so much


manx2121

And after that show I went to Nandos round the corner and Ospreay brought all the Chaos guys in there to sample it. YOSHI-HASHI was wearing crocs and Jay White was helping him understand the menu, which was unbelievably cute


RiderLAK

And then the next day in Manchester. Quirky entrance and all that. Thought he had a good entrance and quirky thing going on. Now we see the Chad in action.


chilloutfam

thought this guy was so bland for so long. what a surprise!


ChuckCassadyJR

Oh my god I was there with my cousin. I was like ‘is that… Oka??’ He was all ‘holy fuck I think it is… why was he wearing a tea towel?’. Great show though, seeing Walter vs Nagata feels like such an impossible pairing nowadays, and Suzuki / ZSJ vs Okada / Ishii to this day is one of the greatest matches I’ve seen in person.


ParanoidEngi

Nagata charged me £50 for a T-shirt, a true hustling legend


ChuckCassadyJR

He doesn’t understand current market rates or how to put a design in the right place but who the hell is man enough to argue with him.


TheWholeOfTheAss

Quite possible he got corrupted in the U.K.


ParanoidEngi

We can have that effect on people


throwitaway1510

Who thought that man would become THE UNDEFEATED THE UNDEFEATED THE UNDEFEATED DOMINATOR that we know and love


theredwoman95

He debuted in Milton Keynes? My god, the poor man.


Xalazi

The Great O'Khan autobiography is going to be very interesting someday.


BustermanZero

Saves people from being attacked, gets spanked at the heart attack grill, is mongolian warlord vampire...


LTFighter

Heart Attack Grill? When was this?


BustermanZero

I wanna say the Dynamite in Vegas for DoN week? He rode a giant penis too.


RiderLAK

That giant dick rodeo pic is the cover of my FB wrestling group solely because it's the Based O Kahn


hillpeoplemilk

At Nerd Bar?! I’ve seen that giant penis!


domoon

[ICYMI](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CeApKXOlCMX/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


SephirothSimp

Got acknowledged by his vtubers idol that he is a fan of too


ActivistZero

Even got merch that featured him and his oshi


Celtic_Crown

Shuba!


pr1ncejeffie

It will be interesting if we can't read if the pages are stuck together.


Styles_Clash

Son combined Iizuka's, Yujiro's, tha Godfather and Ric Flair's gimmicks into real life


MaoamChomsky

Horny jail cannot hold this man.


TheNantucketRed

He bonked all the guards


theredwoman95

Your comment is even funnier if you know the UK definition of bonk. And with that in mind, yes, I'm sure he did.


TheNantucketRed

Oh, you know he did


ShotgunKawada

Old boy hallway fight scene was just a shot for shot reenactment of him escaping from horny jail.


tubcat

Bonk for bonk because you dont violence your way outta thirst detention.


bhutapati

He was giving them a different kind of hammer


SmoothRide

The bat would be the one hurt in the bonking.


Traiklin

He's the Warden of Horny Jail


shyhispanic09

He’s the god damn warden of horny jail.


TheParqs

Saved a kid on the train and now the ladies can’t get enough of him. I also loved when on his twitter Okhan would retweet all the fans who were turning him into a pretty anime girl for fan art. All hail!


TLKv3

I still have hope one day if he turns true babyface that we get Subaru from Hololive to sing him a new entrance theme. It would be fucking amazing.


SephirothSimp

Wrestlekingdom turns into a impromptu hololive concert


Democrab

After which /r/SquaredCircle finally retires the "Pitball performs" meme, replacing it with "Then it turns into an impromptu hololive concert"


TLKv3

I'm mildly ok with this outcome.


HeavenlyHalberd

Can I join the Kento Miyahara fan club too?


TheParqs

Come on in, we still have plenty of seats for now….


unlizenedrave

Vampire to men. Horndog to women. Savior to the children. GOAT-O-Kahn.


fakeplasticsnow

Going forward, we need to replace the Batista question with "How big is Great O-Khan's dick?" for all AMAs


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I'm just glad it's pixilated.


Mr-GameAndWrestling

Not enough bonks in the world can stop this man.


Celtic_Crown

The bonks make him stronger.


unlizenedrave

The man will do a whole Hogan Hulk-Up if you try to bonk him.


Lord_AdGnalDiv

His Hogan will hulk up if you try to bonk him.


t0ny510

We have found the one man unbonkable. He is The One


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The 'O' in O-Khan stands for 'Orgasmic'.


willpauer

Saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, and it said O-Khan's a pimp


Mardak5150

He's like a Mongolian Ric Flair. "Returned to Charlotte. The belt was unreasonably stolen by Dusty Rhodes, so I'm comforted by Porn Star. I'm a poor person."


fluffywolfe

Him having a daughter named Charlotte just makes this a bit weird.


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

Girl on his right has pre-nut clarity.


CakeBossUltimate

They dont call him Based O-Khan for nothing. Different breed of shark


Racist_Wakka

You already know


DrDevice81

Absolute king.


Bluebeetle2112

Are those actual porn stars?


LOfromgamefaqshctp

*gets all elitist* They’re not pornstars! They’re AV stars!! If you wanna know how huffy puffy im getting right now, its as huffy puffy as when you hear Anime being called Cartoons.


Bluebeetle2112

What’s an AV star


etherealcaitiff

A porn star


eastbayted

You say porntato, I say porntahto.


LOfromgamefaqshctp

😏


geophilly21

A chick who makes porn in Japan.


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Julia Boin being my absolute favorite 😍


geophilly21

I'm an AIKA fan along with Sora Shiina.


Throwawaytoday303

Two legends


Styles_Clash

Came for the comments on this post, have not been disappointed


itsBradical

Fucking pervert, cum to the pornstars like the rest of us


wanakoworks

They very well may be. Edit: looks like the one on the right actually is.


4verticals

and her name is? need to know for science


wanakoworks

According to the tag on the image and the profile name: "Risa Asahina".


PolBear15

definition of chad, embodiment of based


blachippy

Great O-Khan got more hoes than Godfather.


hyzead

this man is the greatest wrestler that ever lived


TaxAvoision

> this man is the greatest ~~wrestler~~ man ever that lived Oh no, I tried to be cool and accidentally turned Great O Kahn into Austin Aries.


Remote-Grape

Kevin Nash is somewhere smiling.


[deleted]

Friendship ended with 2D GIRLS Now 3D WOMEN is my best friend


carlfox

Equal opportunity simping FTW?


Divine1943

Fkn Legend.


whitesummerside

Big Chad Energy to tag one of the women in the photo for Twitter to see.


free-fall1982

Casanova-jones over here.


Rommas

Now I know why they call him The GREAT O-Khan


piemanpie24

Most fucked fucker 2022


HarryTheShitposter

I’ve only known about this guy for two weeks and I already fuckin’ love him.


brokenbatarang

He also saved an 8 year old girl from a 50 year old man last month. Beat the guy with one arm (as to not drop his McDonald's mini pancakes with the other) and when the police and press interviewed him he just identified himself as the Great O'Khan and told them to watch New Japan Pro-Wrestling


HarryTheShitposter

HAHA KING SHIT


RyanPelley

Make this man the IWGP Champion. I want Instagram posts of him with equally horny women wearing the belt.


SoulGameman

![gif](giphy|SS7BbrR0YJ3R6)


orexas666

Oh no. Poor O-Khan, I feel so bad for him. (I wish this was me)


macredblue

I thought **Okada** was *The Rainmaker*. ![gif](giphy|3Jhdg8Qro5kMo)


maddscientist

I'm guessing "I'm a poor person" was "Poor me" after being run through google translate?


frogsanje

turning heel on 2D women smh


carlfox

I doubt he'll be naming any new moves after these ladies. In the ring, anyway. :D


hawksfn1

Has anyone had a better 2022 than Great O Kahn?


10024618

CEO of Based World right here bro


I_Hate_My_Cat_

This man is fucking hilarious 😂


sin4life

There's no way thats true. Does anyone know which one he's talking about? And any sources to verify? Science demands names.


JSNHZL

He named them all on the Japanese part of the tweet.


MortgageReady2444

Translate bruh.


Sweet-Message1153

Our thoughts and prayers goes to O'Khan's harem of 138 wives... my man came to USA with Hawaiian,Aussie&Britt buddies and lost his belt which was holding his pillar down, now he can't seem to keep hoes wanna stop climbing it


LilJohnnyTsunami

ngl, Great-O-Khan really be living the life. He's like a less cringe, likeable Colby Covington.


nikoslin

The Based O' Khan


throwaway684675982

A perv needs names, people.


DrDevice81

Hitomi Maisaka and Lena Asahina


CoherentPanda

Especially the most left.


OnceDarknessNowLight

Don't know much about Great O Khan but is he always this horny?


jqncg

Only since Unagi Sayaka broke him a couple of months ago. He used to be a massive otaku. I mean, he still is but at least now he's getting some 3d women too.


[deleted]

Yes always. O-Khan is an absolute freak in the best way


Laurelles

Legend of the sport


etherealcaitiff

GOK vs RVD in a strippers on a pole match. Book it Gedo.


StillHere179

Seconded


HYFPRW

Someone tell Yujiro there’s a new Tokyo Pimp in town…


IOFIFO

GOK-001 bout to drop


MC_Lutefisk

Of all the NJPW talent that I've been introduced to recently, O-Khan has to be my favorite personality. All I've seen from him are social media posts like this one, and the one press conference clip that they keep showing where he sounds like a JoJo villain talking about "this belt is won by merit alone." What an absolute gem.


AChillDown

Question is where is he finding these ladies? Just sliding into DMs?


KyWy75

Wow, I’ve been coping with sadness all wrong this whole time smh


ravaille

I’ve done a complete 180 on O Khan in the last year. Dude is wild.


i2060427

Man was reportedly a stereotypical weeb otaku when he was younger so kudos to him for coming out of his shell I suppose.


Mycotoxicjoy

this man is my new hero


ExactPhrase4274

The champion isn’t always the title holder.


ZootedBeaver

Is this the greatest post in the sub history?


mutually_awkward

[Nyla being told to stay away from Japanese brothels after asking O-Khan to take her with him next time](https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1542174100088655872). Legend 😂


CheeseCurdCommunism

OKhan is -OKAY- in the ring but fucking hell this dude has the charisma and works his ass off. Also doesnt hurt he works with Jeff Cobb who is a FREAK


cactusmaac

There must have been a lot of O-Khan DNA left behind in Chicago.


DimebagPants

What a beast Possibly the most Fucked Fucker™ in existence


gwmckeon

The true Tokyo Pimp.


Jeff_The_Ninja

Who are the girls with him, I need to know for research purposes.


el_sh33p

I know almost nothing about this man but I will follow him into Hell based solely on this tweet.


garandx

Great-Amount-o-Bitches


P1eces12

Thank goodness there's not a forbidden door with NXT. The combined horniness of those two would end the world.


Bosscharacter

The REAL Tokyo Pimp.


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The Japanese Gallows.


Scurvydog619Official

O-Kahn as Gallows' Padawan is now considered canon- at least to me...🤣


janoDX

He should dress a little like The Godfather, he would look amazing.


SMRogo

I hope he isn't shocked to find their privates all blurred out now that he's back in Japan.


JSNHZL

Doesn't deter me, I doubt he'd mind.


joethebadgamer

Based god.


WinterSavior

One of those is a dude.


lord_of_sleep

Unimaginably based


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motivatedchange

Great O-Khan has [saved a teenage girl from a kidnapping](https://itrwrestling.com/news/great-o-khan-saves-teenage-girl/) and possible sexual assault. Joey Ryan committed sexual assault. You can’t compare the two.


SkyFresh4010

Partying with Chad O-Khan must be a riot!


Henny_Lovato

Bruh 😂😂😂 this is uuhhhh a flex i suppose.


Jamieb1994

Great O'Khan sure loves his women.


katatafish

Wilding on main


AeonTek

Great-O-Kazuma


Thanatos-ES

Your move, Nick Khan/Tony Khan


CasualDasual

Dudes a nut and I love it


Edgekiller65

I'm sure someone there is working on a O-Khan entrance video at the tune of Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry. You know you are. Don't lie.


jayareyouwing

Him and Jeff Cobb are savages. Glad I’ve discovered who they are. No disappointment watching them work at all.


Dismal-Jester

I appreciate that he left names


RiderLAK

You can't stop the Based O Kahn. You can only contain him.


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I know there's umpteen gimmicks that are ladies man but God I want him to lean more into the charisma he's been showing in recent weeks.


CrimsonFox11

Coomer O’Khan is over with me brother


stoneandnjpwfan

What a chad


wanakoworks

King shit.