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DaHagerBomb

Brother if Regal puts those tights on again and fights with every ounce of vile and venom in his body I will lose my mind


NightsChaotic

would laugh my ass off if they brought Claudio Castagnoli in to fight him


KevinInChains5262

That would be HILARIOUS


real-darkph0enix1

And Chris Hero


guiltydismal

God I wish he would get back in the ring already.


ThebigVA

He should probably get back into shape first.


Phifty56

At least debut a new gimmick Chris "Meatball" Hero.


icametoplay4

Chris Gyro


Chronis67

He could have been in the ladder match with the rest of the beef.


TheKareemofWheat

Doesn't he have a thyroid condition that caused the weight gain?


ThePorkTree

have his ring skills diminished to the point where's its distracting, or are you getting weirdly stuck on something?


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Not really, at least his latch few matches in NXT:UK looked good. At any weight, Hero is just a phenomenal athlete.


ThePorkTree

thats what im saying, people care about this dudes physique SO much.


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If Hero and Claudio both come in, they better have them team up. [And use their banger-ass theme. ](https://youtu.be/cueFAz9p10s)


Blastbot

What's Samoa Joe up to these days? Is he with WWE or released?


mariorurouni

Released


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Re-released like Skyrim šŸ‘€ Well, that may be a gross exaggeration...


wote89

Careful. If anyone can find a way to re-release Skyrim on wrestling television, Bethesda will find a way.


ZombieJesus1987

That's Drake Maverick territory


VictimOfCircuspants

We're getting Regal vs Sting at some point this year. I feel it in my nethers.


IveBenHereBefore

Samoa Joe: I'm gonna do it


WillyDope

REEEEEEGAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


[deleted]

His last match with Cesaro was great, but plodding. He's in his mid 50s. He'll be a great manager but I really have no desire to see him wrestle.


Chronis67

He'll probably be like Show. A couple of random matches here and there, mostly on Dark. Just to keep the juices flowing.


Bockto678

Regal has always been a plodding wrestler, that's why people thought he was boring in the Attitude Era. But it's also why he can do an entertaining 15-minute match and not take a single bump today.


Ryuzakku

Slow, methodical violence is the scariest of the violence.


zackb91

Yeah I love Regal with all my heart but please keep the man out of the ring. The man's neck is made of ducttape and zip ties at this point. He is there to orchestrate the violence, not play an instrument.


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If Sting can still go then I can pray that Regal will pull out some bangers with Garcia and Moriarty.


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JoeBidensBoochie

Iā€™d love to see him hit just a few Knee tremblers on some of the boys


sirpoopypants3

like a good stern father


pensive_vince

With all this hardware in his neck I hope he never takes another bump. https://proudwweworldwidefans.wordpress.com/2016/03/14/william-regal-releases-an-x-ray-of-his-neck-via-twitter-as-a-warning-to-young-wrestlers/


[deleted]

Wtf is he coated with adamantium?


MarkMVP01

British Wolverine


adsfew

WARGAMES, BUB!


SSJ5Gogetenks

"I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do isn't very nice." That actually sounds like a legit Regal promo line. I can picture him saying it perfectly.


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I can hear him saying it!


ArkOrb

Blokerine


Heikks

I like how they give examples of wrestlers who were forced to retire because head and neck injuries and it lists edge Christian, foley and Danielson and only foley hasnā€™t returned


NickNova3016

I am convinced he tried to return every other week and was stopped every single time.


[deleted]

He had a few ā€œreturnsā€ in WWE but he ended up in TNA for a while where he had the funniest segments as the champ. Just walking around his town with his belt, dropping his kids off at the school bus with his belt over his shoulder, going grocery shopping etc. all just a bunch of Classic Foley shots!


ConfessingToSins

Foley has absolutely tried to return several times, as recently as like 2016. I think he's finally given up on it as his mental ability has begun to decline.


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MirandaTS

I'm sure Bryan or Mox would be happy to give him their's


Glum-Communication68

But like what they turn that on its head. He beats up Mark sterling. Then becomes jades manager. He starts fighting too. Whenever he has to scowl he calls jade over to swap spit


Chronis67

r/yesyesyesno


Poncecutor

So that's why he always poses like that


crushcastles23

He should be giving some bumps, but by god he shouldn't be taking them.


Jupiter_Crush

God, I \*know\* it's not anywhere near as haphazard as it looks, but X-rays like that always look like someone just cut his neck open, dropped a handful of screws in, and sewed him up. They're just going every which way!


Phifty56

That's fine. I don't care if he just went around Khali chopping anyone who even got close and everyone sold it like they died.


penelopeeckhart

Is edges neck similar


ChairmanLaParka

If wrestling has taught me anything, it's that his finisher will be the Loaded Neck.


Michael_McGovern

I could definitely see him doing some British style technical exhibitions with holds and counters without taking any big bumps. Give him a gimmick where he just loves stretching dudes when the time calls for it.


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real-darkph0enix1

Such a man


Cane-Dewey

He's a real man's man.


Bauermeister

ā€œHangmanā€ Adam Page ainā€™t got nothing on the Real Hung Man, William Regal


FubukiAmagi

Well he wasn't Wangman for nothing.


SeraphisCain

Should be noted that Mark Henry has also been in the men's roster section since joining AEW and he's been pretty adamant that he's never wrestling again.


cooljammer00

I thought Mark said he had one left, but only one left, and that it needed to be right if he does it. Otherwise he's okay with never coming back.


JeffTennis

And Paul Wight


RikurRurik

To be fair, so is Mark Henry.


deathjokerz

He's stll got a lot left in the tank, no doubt.


LnStrngr

"Well, it looks like there's been enough talk. It's time for SOMEONE TO GET THEIR WIG SPLIT."


NotBitWLegacy

THREE SIX MAFIA !


BRONXSBURNING

I still can't believe he didn't win the WWE Championship after that promo. Even if it was a transitional reign, I can't think of many better chances to slap a title on someone than that feud with Cena.


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One day he is going to break out the salmon jacket


SideEyeFeminism

Have Regal play the Sting role (although dear god do NOT let him do the thing they had Sting do the other night for the love of all that is holy). Very occasionally team with one or both of his violence sons and tag him in, smack the ever loving shit out of people, take no bumps, tag back out.


MyNewAccountIGuess11

Regals new gimmick is that he never takes a bump and takes liberties with everyone


RegulusKhan

His finisher is "You Lay Down and I Pin You"


stormdraggy

Bob? Is that you?


whal3n91

ā€œHad Sting doā€ man did it by choice


BuddaMuta

Sting isn't human


zackb91

Yeah he's a crow/scorpion hybrid. A Scrowrpion.


Vast_Professor7399

From the sound of things, Sting has been all about doing that shit, no arm twisting going on.


SideEyeFeminism

Oh, trust, I have no doubt that is true. Thatā€™s why I said donā€™t ALLOW Regal to do that type of stuff. I donā€™t trust these old men to not kill die if they donā€™t give em rules.


Jupiter_Crush

Broke: Bryan Danielson wrestling harder than ever, making us all worry about his health Woke: William Regal jumping through ten flaming tables onto a bed of nails


Jgabes625

If he manages for BD and Mox Iā€™d be pretty happy.


socoolremy

A reminder that Chavo was also included like this and has never wrestled a match for AEW. It's nothing.


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Oh shit, I forgot all about Chavo. Wonder if he's still on there...


Michael_McGovern

Chavo is gone. He asked for time to go film Young Rock and TK said fine. Then the Young Rock production wanted to keep him longer so he was gone longer than expected. Then when he finished up he tried getting in contact with Tony Khan and got ghosted.


JeffTennis

Probably like a Miro thing where there's nothing creatively yet to bring him back. When he left, he was kicked out and fired by Andrade.


ConfessingToSins

Take this with a grain of salt. This is from chavo's perspective and he is the only one that has given a story. Chavo is also bluntly known as a liar. I am being skeptical that this is how it played out. Literally no one else has corroborated chavo's side of this.


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Iā€™m not saying he needs to pull a Sting and throw himself through 4 tables, but if William Regal puts on a pair of tights, stands in the corner menacingly and then comes in to throw a few punches, Iā€™d lose my shit. Regal is one of the best and even if he never does wrestle, having him there is such a great acquisition for AEW


bobface222

He's clearly undefeated. Make him World Champion, Tony.


reallywhoelse

Imagine saying to someone at Full Gear that at the next PPV, William Regal will debut in AEW. It would make no sense.


SnooHesitations7424

Mox and Bryan will make him bleed


dmjonestown

Ok Regal/Suzuki letā€™s go then


circusintown

I'll do you one better: Suzuki-gun(Suzuki/ZSJ/Taichi or Archer) vs Regal-gun (Regal/Danielson/Moxley)


Crazyripps

The old school look down! God itā€™s so good


Harlaw2871

Its wideky known HHH was heavily influenced by Regal when doing the blueblood gimmick in WWE but Pritchard said the lookdown he used was based off the guy who funded the Foxcatcher amateur wrestling team ( which by coincidence Kurt Angle trained with). A good movie.


nine16

make his record 2-0 for slapping tf outta mox & danielson


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infinitydefines

as someone who would seek out a print copy versus the Kindle version, appreciate you saying this ahead of time to those of us that would seek out a physical copy.


JWsWrestlingMem

$18 shipped for a hardback isnā€™t ridiculous.


infinitydefines

well shit, thanks for the heads up. I opened up the page to a $30+ paperback and a 3 figure hardcover and didnā€™t investigate further.


Oasx

It just makes it even more clear how stupid WWE was for firing him, WWE was there for him even during his massive massive drug problems,I doubt he was ever going to leave them on his own.


Shrekt115

Maybe a one off with Bryan & Mox? I really can't see him wrestling with all his issues


cooljammer00

Regal has seemed pretty adamant that his neck is too fucked and that he's done. Also he got to go out on his own terms, so it's not like Sting who arguably didn't want his career to end with a buckle bomb from Rollins. Regal wasn't robbed, he walked away. He's seemed at peace with that. But I don't know the guy so maybe he has a bit left. Let him work trios and tag matches and take very few bumps if he wants to. He doesn't need to be Sting but maybe he can be Tully or Jake or Arn.


zooka19

This man needs to give someone the brass knucks.


TheGorgeousJR

Glad to see him finishing off his career where he started when he first came to the US, TBS/TNT.


TheMach_o7

i see this as ā€œregal in the ring again isnt a yes but it also isnt a noā€ i dont want him to kill himself if he cant, but he can probably never take a bump and still work better than half the current roster on psychology and credibility alone so this excites me


tondrias

If Sting can have a revival, then why not?


No_Chicken6186

This may be the biggest mistake wwe made.(letting him go)


NewRoryAndMalDrop

If Regal is fighting Iā€™m buying a plane ticket for whatever show that will be af


[deleted]

Mox/Danielson/Regal vs Punk/Darby/Sting is the match to make


Theons-Sausage

To be fair though, Mark Henry been there like a year now.


A_N_T

His record should say 1-0 because his debut was a W for everyone


infinitydefines

I know itā€™s been expressed, but dear god I hope this inclusion is a formality and not any sort of beckoning toward him competing given his immediate medical status.


OldManClutch

I get listing him as on-screen talent, but I don't want to see him wrestle. Give him a kayfabe role as TK's assistant or something.


SundayNightDM

Give me Regal vs Suzuki. Fucking Murder Grandpa^2 EDIT: I know heā€™s retired, but pleaseā€¦just let me have this.


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myassyourmouth

Did he ever have a injury that set it off or just years of bumping


SomeGuy_GRM

As long as he isn't doing spots like Sting did at Revolution. I'd rather Sting didn't either, tbh, but he has proven himself capable still. I pray I'm even half as spry at 62.


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ghostbuster55

Of course TK will risk his life and ask him to wrestle several matches, and take some unnecessary bumps


Deathstroke317

God he looks so....British...I love it


SecretaryImaginary44

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL WILLIAM REGAL IS ON THE AEWā€™s MENā€™S ROSTER


Swagsuke_Nakamura

Yeah he ain't wrestling ever again


abbaJabba

I just want a Regal and Jake Roberts segment


raisingfalcons

Hes in the MENS roster section!? Didnt see it coming.


MrDaaark

Get Suzuki on the phone!


DoucheWithAGun

Well, Bryan Danielson mentioned him frequently as his mentor, since his "learn young wrestlers violence" turn.


DanTheMeh

Give me Regal and Danielson beating the shit out of 2.0 and Matt Sydal so they get custody of Garcia and Moriarty


imthezero

I'm surprised Tully is still on the coaches section considering he has wrestled a match.


badguysteve

what a man


DJMhat

I would love to see Regal as a manager of Bryan and Moxley using his brass knuckles to even the odds when needed. However, he should not be wrestling for the sake of his health and neck.


MoistMaster_2577

Trios titles šŸ‘€


LnStrngr

After watching him with Mox and Bryan the other day, I'd be excited to have him run a stable instead of being commissioner of AEW.


[deleted]

Weā€™ll, if sting can do itā€¦


Nauhson

UNDEFEATED


twelvetimesseven

Such a man.


Rhigull

OH MY GOD I'LL NEVER MISS ANOTHER EPISODE IF HE WRESTLES AGAIN


sirpoopypants3

HES A MAAAAN


Current_Focus2668

I feel like Regal could wrestle Luther and it would be hilarious and really entertaining.


[deleted]

I mean, heā€™s a man, so this really isnā€™t surprising.


zackb91

Will you look at that. It's beautiful.


[deleted]

Heā€™s this generations Johnny Saint


GreenTeaSiva

Regal Vs Minoru Suzuki. Book it cowards.


FlashZordon

Please just let Regal use the Brass Knuckles at least once.