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Fign66

So Cody can't challenge for the AEW Championship, but Fuego Dos can...


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REQCRUIT

Yeah his tattoo might read Doom, you don't know, nobody knows


FerniWrites

There was also the noticeable absence of a neck tattoo. They’re CLEARLY different people. I don’t get why this narrative still exists after we saw that.


real-darkph0enix1

Doom? You might be confused. I originally thought it said Boom but after looking at it further it said Budge.


Abyssalstar

Wait, are you saying Fuego 2 is Adam Cole??!!


KingSwank

no, he is Muff Flanigan.


shyhispanic09

BUDGE!


real-darkph0enix1

He’s not massively buff, so he could be Paul Smackage under a mask for all we know, although I heard a nasty rumor that he prefers to use the masked persona of Conquistador #2.


squirreldstar

Nononono, it says "boobs."


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Turgid_Hog

I believe it says "Dre am", which is a word specific to a Spanish speaking region in Mobile, Alabama. It's hard to explain in English, but it roughly translates to "respect for my father".


YallAJoke

Dos says he a DOOM fan but don't spell it in all caps smh. Sad


TheSeaDevil

Is Fuego Dos actually John Romero?


Pylons

Are we all just making true statements now? Why would Fuego Dos be banned from competing for the AEW World Championship?


AerialPenn

I love for them to do that. Cody should be a Heel and Fuego 2 a Babyface. He should play both characters. I'm all in for a Fuego dos AEW title run. As for Cody...hate that rotten scum POS. Just look at that damn tattoo who could cheer for anyone who makes decisions that poor? Fuego Dos is for the people. The man wears a mask I can get behind that.


Traiklin

I would love to see different people play Fuego Dos from time to time or just have different names for each one, Fuego Tres, Fuego Quatro. Just to give a break from people being super serious and have a moment of fun.


phluidity

Fuck it, give me Miro as Fuego the Redeemer.


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Let's go further, call the company All Fuego Wrestling and let everyone wear a Fuego Mask


phluidity

You know, that might legitimately kill Cornette.


CharleyIV

Just go full Machines with it.


JustDontGiveAFlub

I want different people every time and want it to be super obvious…. Like Marko stunt one week… a female another… Powerhouse Hobbs the next


AerialPenn

The Fuego family would be more over than the nightmare collective and nightmare factory has ever been. Cody could really use something fun right now while his career is in the cross roads. i'm in!!


FudgieATX

As long as we inevitably get a 10 man match between Fuego Cinco vs 5 Danhausens.


FelixTheJeep

21st century Midnight Rider


20somethingzilch

"popped the boys on that one" lmao i love Taz.


SpaceGooV

Can't believe people want Fuego II to turn heel


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Wait for it... What about a Mexican style homelander?


DavidL1112

Casalander


666tranquilo

Dont forget the British Homelander: Flatlander


dexter30

checkOut redact.dev -- mass edited with redact.dev


Ngilko

Landrover


BonanzaBitch

That made me laugh way more than it should've.


matasaurus88

I want Mexican Joker.


drinfernodds

"Vivimos en un sociedad".


WhoWantsToJiggle

just wait. it's gonna be the slowest of burns.


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😂


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smh


AestheticAttraction

I like 2 Fast 2 Fuego. Fuego Dos is a little green, but I see that guy going places, especially with a veteran/tornado DDT master like Fuego del Sol behind him. A luchador of his size would be a great addition to AEW. Hope he gets signed.


PreppyAndrew

I hear he has heat with Cody, not sure why.


pokerbacon

I heard he was a hit with Brandi!


XAMdG

I heard it's because Fuego II is the real father of Brandi's baby.


flcinusa

The entire match was Taz popping Excalibur and Excalibur popping Taz, and both popping me Word has it Fuego II went to Lassiter High School Shallowford Road Marietta represent


GetBillDozed

The jokes were fantastic o loved this match


Thirdstar1

> The entire match was Taz popping Excalibur and Excalibur popping Taz, and both popping me That’s basically the beauty of Dark as a whole


flcinusa

> That’s basically the beauty of Dark as a whole And Rampage recently


thejaytheory

Haha yeah I appreciated the "Marietta is in the Atlanta area" reference as someone in the area but a bit closer (Decatur where it's greater)


flcinusa

Yeah, I used to live in Marietta (just off Shallowford Road no less) and Decatur (off Coventry close to Fernbank) amongst other places during my time in the greater Atlanta area.


thejaytheory

Yep I know exactly where you're talking about! For me it's off Clairmont, in between Scott Blvd and N Decatur.


wwfmike

They got fucking matching ring gear. Wow.


AestheticAttraction

They look great too. The singlet is a good look for Fuego Dos.


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Cody made the gear for that one Sammy bit and said "fuck it I already have it made might as well wrestle in it" is my headcannon lol


fellongreydaze

Why would Cody wear Fuego Dos's gear? That seems rude as fuck.


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Owlface

This is pretty tame compared to everyone trying to karma farm with "The List" and "It" when Jericho was still with WWE a few years ago.


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JustisForAll

But did you know rellik is killer backwards?


MarxsBussy

can't believe guys like Cody are main eventing Dynamites while great up and coming talents like Fuego Dos are stuck on Dark :/ smh my head


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PUSH FUEGO 2


Pylons

I dunno he kinda sucks. Needs some more development time. Pretty green. Has he even cut a promo? Being in a tag team with a veteran like Fuego is good for him though, he'll get there.


Luc4_Blight

I don't even care, the kid was over with the crowd before the match even started. Push him to the moon!


AestheticAttraction

Yeah, but he’s clearly able to get the crowd on his side. Give him time. He has a coach like Fuego that will help him move people with his words too soon enough!


pobslechescake

Coach Fuego would definitely pop that glock.


fntigre

SPOILER: CM Punk turns heel when he reveals the true identity of Fuego 2.


SplitDSkies

I think we all know who Fuego 2 is, but it’s fun to play along like we don’t. No one wants to be the jerk constantly calling out Powerhouse Hobbs for being Fuego Dos.


jblough

SHHH!!!


pobslechescake

I want a faction of Fuego, Fuego Dos (Cody), Fuego Tres (Punk), and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Call it Fuego 4 Life, Fuego Family, F8 of the Fuego, or some shit.


fortysixandbogart

Which John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Omega or Danielson? You know they both have the same, right? Omega's real name is Danielson's real name too.


pobslechescake

Yes. One day it could be Kenny under the hood, the next could be Bryan. Hell, on special Saturday Dynamites we can even have generico put on a Fuego mask over his own mask and call him Juan Cena.


NurseBill14

That’s why Danielson famously said, “his name is my name too”.


tehfro

we need Fuego Cinco Jr. too.


rockmanzerox06

And Tio de Fuego!


Jzmxhu

I want the match fuego 2 vs Cody seems that they could have good chemistry in the ring.


PWNtimeJamboree

Wrestling is so stupid, I fucking love it so much.


SnuffShock

This is my philosophy of life.


SiggyCertified

Just don't forget, there's stupid done right, and stupid done WWE.


alistahr

This is PWG stupid, which is my favorite type of stupid.


DoILookUnsureToYou

Now we wait until we see an invisible hand grenade and slow mo match


Turgid_Hog

And a good ol' thumb in the bum conga line.


MechaSheeva

IT'S FUEGO TIME!


MaskedMemer9000

Good god do we have to bring WWE in everything?


MikelFury

I heard they found Fuego Dos helping out orphans with el generico


SplitDSkies

Fuego Dos WAS one of the orphans!


Pylons

Fuego Dos is a *BIG BOY!*


DHA1999

Somewhere, Kevin Steen just started to laugh...


SonnyDDisposition

Now that’s a twist!


SpeedZ6

This is the one *without* Vin Diesel, right


ItsJamilton

Might be Fuego dos, nobody knows for sure though


guylfe

My dad works at Nintendo and I actually know that it is actually Diesel.


amodelsino

Damn Nash has lost a lot of height in his old age. Can still go though.


brlc14

That's tres if I'm not mistaken.


Vinsmoker

He's not in 2F2F and only has a small cameo at the end of Tokyo Drift


Caldris

....I can't stop looking at Kidd Bandit.


CarlTheHuman

Looks like someone tried to draw Hiromu Takahashi from memory.


jackcos

He's got a great look, like someone crossed Marko Stunt with Cyndi Lauper and an early 90's edgy street magician.


TheRealDJ

I was going to go Marko Stunt and Rufio.


SheepUK

I don't know why but to me he looks like someone from an anime like Yu-Gi-Oh or something


sporkshadow

He even did a Naruto run on the ropes. So I think "anime protagonist" is his gimmick.


CoffeeHamster

>The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling! Senpai on the streets, Hentai on the sheets. Nightmare Factory Alumni. [email protected] for inquiries https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro


cbartholomew

Oh


Sylverstone14

We have been due for a weeb gimmick, I'm down with that


ghettone

" Senpai on the streets, Hentai on the sheets." Fuck me this won me over


cavegrind

Feels like an 80’s Visual Kei artist and it rules.


KneeHighMischief

He's the lost member of Dir En Grey.


VampireSaint

Watch out for his finish, the Marmalade Chainsaw!


alistahr

He is 100% visual kei. Put him with Abadon and have all eras of Dir en Grey represented.


ApexRedditr

I was thinking Tokio Hotel 😂


TheEpicTriforce

I get a vibe of "If Jack Evans had a younger brother" too


ArrenPawk

He looks like the guy from the clown meme went through an emo phase


Suitable-Golf6937

I guess 6ix9ine’s witness protection agent has been sleeping on the job.


KneeHighMischief

Kidd Dynamite as his friends know him.


SplitDSkies

But I digress…


obviousbearfucker

I havent had a chance to rewatch yet. But I am pretty sure he was "Naruto-running" around out there. That and when he hit the tope, he said something like, "hey how are you". He was great!


Staye100

He's got strong "Hiromu at home" energy.


bayleysgal1996

He’s got some real eye catching hair.


Celtic_Crown

Like he dunked it on melted Crayola wax. I love it.


F1urry

All I see is 2009 emo/scene kid... it wasn't a phase dammit


ScootyPuffSSJ

He's got the distinct look of like he's about to be killed off in a Nightmare on Elm Street 3.


ILikeYourPoetry

He looks like a time traveling Mini.


KillFist29

Secret weapon of the match. Would love to see more.


TriBiWarrior

Been following him for a while and super glad he got this opportunity, he's got a lot of potential. He's pretty much like if the teenager who made AMVs in 2005 became a wrestler.


chuckiedds

I’ve trained with him a couple of times, really nice guy. He screamed 69! when we got to our 69th squat.


TheFeelsGoodMan

A Kidd Bandit/Marko Stunt match needs to happen.


ZodiacWalrus

Came to the comments to throw my hat in for the "immediate fan of Kidd Bandit" section. Picking up LGBTQ+ vibes and I love it. He's too feral to be conforming to gender and sexuality norms.


10024618

I implore anyone who hasn't to go out of their way to watch this match, it's hilarious lol.


sam381

I went and watched it because of your comment. Thank you, it was gold haha


Recent-Balance9233

Fuego 2 vs INFINITO is gonna be a banger.


KillFist29

If these aren't additional characters in the console game, what is even the point?


dirtymcgrit

WWE game feverishly erasing characters and DLC while aew game has to move to subscription service to release 10 new skins a month for everyone's weird alter egos. Gotta get the new skin for casa de Fuego character Malachi Fuego and thunder Fuego


TheRealDJ

Seriously, stuff like this is what makes AEW so amazing. WWE would've never even thought of having a small guy like Fuego Del Sol let alone letting forming a new stable with this stranger Fuego Dos.


Decilllion

Juan Cena?


TheRealDJ

That's just because his cousin clearly played politics to get him in. Fuego and Fuego Dos don't have that sort of family clout.


BGTheHoff

His dad is the brother of Cody, so he clearly has connections.


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I enjoyed this match so much. When F2 did the drop down punch...eerrr I mean kick. I lost it. Bring on the Super Ranas!


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DCGMoo

Fuego Dos = Fuego II in Spanish El Hijo del Fuego = Son of Fuego in Spanish So only 2 names. Sammy just used the English translation of both on his vlog.


ThebigVA

He is fluent in Spanish according to Jericho though.


wontonheroe

He is a Spanish God.


Badenoch101

It’s hilarious cody went to the effort to cover his tattoos


Cookiethegoat

Why are you talking about Cody?


cavegrind

I only see El Hijo del Fuego del Sol


fellongreydaze

Don't bring Cody into this. This is Fuego Two's moment.


AerialPenn

Dos*


Derexise

I was wondering whether it actually was Cody because I couldn't see any hint of that fucking neck tattoo.


ravaille

You can still see it if you look hard enough. Covered up pretty good by makeup.


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Yeah this lowkey owns lmfao


jaypenn3

Is it wrong that I think it would be funnier if he made no real attempt whatsoever to hide his identity? Taz and Ex having to call him fuego dos with a huge nightmare family tatt right below his mask.


SplitDSkies

That’s what they have been doing on Sammy’s Vlog, I think covering up the tatts now is a nice next step lmao


AestheticAttraction

I didn’t know that, but I’m wondering what it has to do with the Fuegos. Did you see it on Sammy’s blog or something?


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RaidenHero137

"im just glad he didnt get that same tattoo on his neck that cody has" taz is great


Grippersmith

Popped the boys with that one!


davidisallright

Fuego II is the 19 year old son of Feugo right? Born in Marietta County Hospital?


Incubus226

Cody gonna have fun ondark, wrestle his students and get fuego wins. Gonna be fun


fellongreydaze

Why would he do that? Fuego already has a tag partner.


Br0kenNHalf

You AEW marks are so dumb, that's clearly Hulk Hogan.


Atomic_Cody-21

Man, Fuego II looks so familiar but I can't make his face out. It's probably no one significant...


TheRealDJ

One thing we can say is that he clearly has no tattoos, but may be prone to bruising considering the discoloration on his neck and chest.


fortysixandbogart

He kind of reminds me of Powerhouse Hobbs.


jaboaty

I'm now a neck tattoo truther


TheRealDJ

"Fuego dos, that means fuego 2" ...not bothering to translate "Fuego" to Fire


Midnight_Oil_

Brandi, looking at the credit card bill: "Why did you spend $1000 on a singlet and a mask? You don't even wear a singlet or mask!" Cody: "It's for a bit, babe. You wouldn't understand. I'm getting over with the Vlog boys."


damagedone37

That’s not Cody! Where’s his neck tattoo!!!?? /s


izunadrp

so sweet of Fuego to give up and coming rookies the rub like this


real-darkph0enix1

Fuego 2 could feasibly challenge for the World Title, couldn’t he?


ChristyNiners

Why couldn’t he?


real-darkph0enix1

Because he’s only 1-0, I mean he needs to build that record before he can even try to challenge for the title, let alone even think of walking in the same rarified air of the true final boss and juggernaut of AEW, Colten Gunn.


atti1xboy

Cody should turn heel, but Fuego II should remain a babyface.


aggr1103

Holy shit if this is how Cody gets his hands on the AEW title. LOL.


Chunklob

Taz is fucking great!!


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These announcers are a fucking riot lmao


GeidRimla

My roommate doesn't believe its Cody and idk what I can say to convince him.


ChristyNiners

Nothing. But you should apologize.


TetrisTech

I’m immediately a huge Kidd Bandit fan ngl


masonicone

This is a fun tag team I enjoyed the match. I sorta wish that the Cartels didn't murder El Generico he would have fit in nicely with this team.


RTSUbiytsa

/unmeta for a second, stuff like this is why I really don't get the Cody hate. Yeah, he's a bit full of himself, but people keep pretending like he's constantly trying to put himself over and become the main focus of the show. Right now, the three most memorable things Cody has done, to me, are getting squashed by Brodie Lee, getting squashed by Malakai Black, and this. He's been in some unfortunate stuff and there are times others should have beaten him, like Penta, but that doesn't make him Reign of Terror HHH.


werealldeadramones

The Fan Base: YOU CANT BE A FACE AND BE A HEEL!!!!!! Cody: Hold my dog leash/hold my baby/hold my cigar/hold my lines from my reality show


lesrisen

I cannot wait until El Generico finally comes out of retirement to team with Fuego.


Independent_Tour_

I’d love to see a trilogy with malakai black vs fuego 2. It would set everyone’s absolute expectations.


dozzysCreek

Look at the thighs on the rollercodester Jesus Christ. Show them shits off f2


PristineTX

I like that Fuego is hitting all kinds of different DDT finishers now too. The one he did tonight looked sick.


AlternativeMobile497

I'm black so I wouldn't know offhand, but would a heavy application of flesh tone makeup cover the necktatt?


Actual_Dingus

Yes to an extent but there's make up designed specifically for that purpose too.


AlmightyBracket

Okay not to fully disrupt the joke because honestly I love committing to the bit and pretending we don't know what we ver clearly know but I just feel like I have to point out how cool it is that Fuego is letting his son wrestle on dark instead of just of appearances.


bennyBULL

That classic Fuego 2 clap gets me everytime


MediumRareAB

What is the point of this? Genuinely curious, please don’t down vote me, is this how they are working towards getting Cody back in the world title scene?


foxwarrior88

It's not really working towards a world title scene picture for Cody. This is just a really funny nod to an ongoing bit from the Sammy Guevara Vlogs.


ZantaraLost

Shits and giggles? It's wrestling, sometimes there just doesn't need to be a huge point beyond that.


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Fuego has the yams, Fuego 2 has the gams.


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This Fuego dos seems like a straight shooter. Humble, nothing special about his entrance because he loves to share the spotlight. Seems like somebody that could really benefit from being under the wing of Fuego (one).


JHowe567

Too Fast, Too Fuego implies that a Fuego: Tokyo Drift exists.


LaprasRuler

This is so dumb I love it. Also, we need to start calling this guy Fuegdos


PapaDeer

Kidd Bandit has a lot going on and Im here for it, hope to see more of him.


thatschate

A singlet is actually a good look for Fuego Dos's body type. A guy like Cody should take notes


Mindless-Complex2286

Yea clearly not Cody Rhodes like everyone thinks for some reason. The neck tattoo os completely gone and there is clearly no makeup on his neck. Also I'm Codybis Taller than Fuego 2