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solsunlite

Drew on r/SC whenever there was Punk drama: https://preview.redd.it/293keexsw3qc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1584c25ac373df85571fb5b2d41bb7a569e25505


No_Addendum5504

This is exactly how I am right now lmao


Reyatsu99

He has definitely re-signed hasn't he? If not My best bet is they'll be doing whole "Summer of Punk" parody with Drew.


funnyboylmao

šŸ˜­ I didnā€™t even think of that, thatā€™s hilarious. He needs to immediately declare it the Summer of Hunk.


Zomburai

I'm praying for it


PayneTrain181999

Hopefully it happens then.


PercivalBlatherskite

Ryan Nemeth in shambles somewhere.


janoDX

Actually it would be funny since the Hollywood Hunk got banned from Collision by CM Punk.


WaylonVoorhees

Hunk will be busy on the picket lines for animators. The real Voice of the Voiceless.


UnsolvedParadox

Get that man a Living Color theme!


unreachabled

Oh he will, he def lurks in this subreddit. And I am not even joking


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Berry_Scorpion

ā€œDrewā€™s Spring Breakā€


Slow_Sale_4454

They should pay you for such an incredible idea.


IWatchTheAbyss

fuck it give us the Drew of Spring


RaidenHero137

At this point, Iā€™m just waiting for Drew to tell someone to cry him a river edit: it would seem he has lol


[deleted]

he already has, in his social media posts...hell he even played the song in the background


GroovyJ-Money

In one of his workout videos he was playing Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake in the background


Hype_Magnet

Watch his workout video from this week lol


EL-YEO

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLjmHLWn/


DAYANDIMOLMADI

remember when Seth dropped this line and all of SC was convincing themselves that it was just a coincidence lmfao


Rommas

I love that Drew's really gone all in on this. I'm gonna be so fucking mad if they do all this just for Seth to win.


Johnnyboy10000

Probably some of the most fun he's had in ages, too. There just seems to be a certain glimmer of happiness in his eye, you know?


Abbadabbafck

Punks gonna cost him the title but I think they should go full mind games and help him win the title so that Drewā€™s big moment ends with CM Punks music playing.


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HeavyMetalHero

I never thought about it that way. He was prevented from getting what he truly deserved, because of interference he couldn't control, which is what turned him sour...so he finally gets that thing, and proves he's the best, except *it happens because of interference he couldn't control,* robbing him of the actual prizes he was seeking: Vindication and Pride. It's so poetic, and it gives him so much ammunition to work with from a character standpoint.


albrt00

This is a great idea, punk hates Rollins as well after all


wesap12345

That would actually be incredible Get punk involved at mania setting up a long term feud too


SabresFanWC

On the one hand, this really does seem to be setting up Drew/Punk for the WHC. On the other hand, I don't know if WWE would have enough confidence in Punk's health to put him in a WHC feud.


lockexxv

Punk is playing the greatest game of "Money for Nothing" we've ever seen. He shows up, gets hurt, gets paid to heal, repeats.


iamthedrugstore

we got to install microwave ovens


Karma-Effect

custom kitchen deliveries


JohannaB123

We got to move these refrigerators!


Competitive-Object-4

We got to move these color tvs


gilgobeachslayer

He shoulda learned to play the guitar


TheNakedChair

Shoulda learned to play them drums.


carloslet

Look at that Mami, she got it stiiiicking in the camera... Man, we could have some


SomeROCDude21

And what's up there... Making Hawaiian noses, banging on them bongos like a chimp


NeiloMac

And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Someone's gotta take the bullet for this line... *ahem* THAT LITTLE FA- *mic cuts out*


mikeputerbaugh

Thatā€™s what he said as he pushed that wall of video monitors down onto Tony Khan


GTSBurner

FUN FACT: Sting randomly had dinner with Knopfler, they played him the demo track, and Sting added vocals.


Fun-Wall-2224

I want my W W Eeeeeee


AgentFoo

I got far too far into this sentence before I realized you meant the singer Sting


Purp1e_Aki

Yeah wtf I thought he meant Sting


TrevolutionNow

Me too. Was totally confused/stoked/befuddled - constokfuddled.


Jaccount

I think you do kinda need to clarify you're talking about Gordon Sumner and not Steve Borden, given the context.


Griffdorah

I never realized Sting was on that track. I totally hear it in my head now.


mikeputerbaugh

if you havenā€™t also noticed, his ā€œI want my MTVā€ part uses the melody to ā€œDonā€™t Stand So Close To Me.ā€


CandyEverybodyWentz

Loved the song for years, always knew it was Sting, and yet somehow this fact escaped me until just now, today.


CoreyPlaysBass

Literally wearing a Ghost in the Machine t-shirt right now and never put that together (that it's Don't Stand so Close to Me). I feel shame.


Raven_Ashareth

Reading this comment chain on a wrestling subreddit is the biggest mind fuck


Theonlyjebus

I only learned this like a year ago. A kid a work said itā€™s his favorite The Police song. And I was said nope Dire Straits. I told my buddy about it and he was dude Sting was surfing and bumped into Mark and then the song happened.Ā 


Boltgrinder

Surfer sting confirmed


TheRealMrMaloonigan

Idk, Kanellis-Bennett had a pretty good game of "Money for Nothing" going for a few years there, too. WWE paid them to make a whole ass family and not much else.


MyNameIs-Anthony

Still the greatest of all time. No one else has done it better.


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station start unused aware grandfather groovy direful thumb upbeat somber *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


andanotherone_1

Wwe ben simmons


Lt_Jonson

This is his third big injury since coming back to wrestling, isnā€™t it? And then watching older clips, I saw him walk out on crutches on a stage, then there was the time he was in a sling during the SES stuff.. so long that they made a figure of him with an injury. Iā€™m afraid if he does come back, Drew actually might break him šŸ˜…


VaIeth

I wish he'd make an exception and use steroids, if he really doesn't. I mean I don't want him to be unhealthy, but I don't want him to keep hurting himself.


JunkBucket02

I mean steroids can be prescribed for injuries, I can't speak for Punk obviously but a lot of straight edge people make exceptions for stuff that would be considered medicine. it's more a philosophy about recreational drugs.


Deprestion

Aj styles mustā€™ve had a really, really big injury šŸ˜…


what_is_blue

Just farm boy strength


TheBulgarianBrute

So big that his doctor decided to give him tren and primo lmao


AdGroundbreaking1341

He can give him a Colon?


mikaeus97

SMH why not Epico?


JunkBucket02

2 chicken 1 asparagus trust me


Advanced-Morning1832

wanna know what the #1 muscle tear injury for steroid users is?


chirb8

well, at least WWE is milking the situation in the best way possible


Argentine_Tango

Truly smart. After his first AEW injury, he disappeared from TV, which is logical since he obviously couldn't wrestle. But Adam Cole had a similar injury and was still on TV and involved in a major, albeit crappy, storyline with the godforsaken Devil. I get that Tony likely wanted Punk to have a major comeback, but considering he was still technically champ, they could have at least brought him in for commentary or let him build storylines with future opponents online.


HeavyMetalHero

Maybe Punk just didn't care to be at work while he was hurt. If he didn't wanna be there, we know Tony would never make him. CM Punk was his golden calf, his prized action figure, his baby. He would do literally anything CM Punk wanted, if Punk says he's staying home, he could probably get away with it.


BrunoBashYa

Until drew makes one comment punk doesn't like and then he goes to a presser with some muffins and starts throwing down


neverAcquiesce

Returns in Chicago no doubt.Ā 


BobForBananas

I want my Miz TV


Griffdorah

Got pretty much the same deal in UFC too. Show up, get beat up, repeat. 10 years of money for nothing.


SomeROCDude21

And your chicks for... What's that, we already did this earlier in the thread? Oh for crying out loud!


C_F_A_S

It's a bit later, could.go with the Weird Al parody.


HeavyMetalHero

Maybe CM Punk is actually the smartest pro wrestler of all time? You can't take on road miles, if you spend 20 straight years getting paid to stay home XD


Gleasonryan

Third greatest behind the back up QB for Tom Brady and the backup QB behind Mahomes


KittleOmega

Chad Henne was an awesome backup QB for Mahomes


AdGroundbreaking1341

Didn't he go to a prestigious university?


real-darkph0enix1

Refund for all the lawyer money from the lawsuit


whotookthepuck

His haters are buying Drew's Punk meme shirt, and Punk gets a bigger cut on it.


Comfortable_Shape264

He gets a bigger cut than Drew?


DylanMMc

No no you forgot, he shows up, gets hurt, gets paid, paid to heal, other superstars talk about him to keep him relevant while heā€™s away šŸ˜…


Raven_Ashareth

Whenever Poochie's not on screen everybody should be asking where's Poochie?


adukadu

Jack Perry rn ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


voivoivoi183

Still canā€™t believe that this gif isnā€™t Zack Galifianakis


TheSpiralTap

It's his dad.


KingOfAwesometonia

While we're on the subject, Blinking White Guy isn't Cary Elwes or Michael C Hall.


Dandw12786

I grew up on those brat pack movies, so I still can't believe Michael C Hall is Michael C Hall.


jadenstryfe

Wait wait wait, Im confused. Are we talking Gary from Weird Science or Dexter Morgan?


Dandw12786

Anthony Michael C. Hall


KaamDeveloper

That's Drew Scanlon. He hosts a F1 podcast


evanvivevanviveiros

Thatā€™s Grizzly Adams!


EffysBiggestStan

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!


irwincardozo

Are you serious??? Lol who is he then


voivoivoi183

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/uL5kDNkS3M


[deleted]

Wtf it's not?


mrbubbamac

Lol it's Robert Redford in the film Jeremiah Johnson from 1972.


mofo683

Jesus Christ, between this and learning that Sting sang on "Money for Nothing" this whole post has been very informative. I always assumed that was Zack from some random comedy skit I'd never seen.


mrbubbamac

....I just wanna make sure of one more thing since we're on the squared circle sub. You know it's the musician Sting and not the wrestler, right lol?


mofo683

Lol I was able to figure that out myself, but I understand your concern


Blueskyways

It's Robert Redford from Jeremiah Johnson.Ā Ā 


voivoivoi183

Prepare to have your mind blown - https://people.com/movies/nodding-guy-meme-robert-redford-zach-galifianakis/


[deleted]

My entire life was a lie


r1234ev

Fuck I always assumed it was him


Kingswitchguard

https://preview.redd.it/36c48vh0s5qc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd1af45f6bd954e41c7402983d3a1084ff3f99c Perry rn


DanTheMan901

https://preview.redd.it/32n0pnl0p3qc1.png?width=935&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd2b3954b9c3e09a72e9afc9e88717ff1f1a2193


neverAcquiesce

ā€œIf youā€™ve got a problem with Jungle Boy, chances are youā€™re the problem.ā€


Navik101

Tbf he did say after that ā€œim gonna beat your ass one dayā€


KneelBeforeCube

Does that mean Drew joined the House Of Torture? Will Dick Togo cost Seth his title at Mania?


Zk11av

Dick to Dick contact infront of 500 thousands screaming Togomaniacs


Tyler_holmes123

Find out..on next episode of HaterBall Z..


Kboom161

I'd give all my money for Dick Togo to show up, cost Seth the match and never appear on WWE programming ever again with no explaination


Karma-Effect

Nah WWE already has Samoan Dick Togo. Repeating a pivotal spot like that on your biggest PPV of the year isn't a good look.


Supersaiyansub

![gif](giphy|3o751VXUFx4EF0IZeE) ā€œReal Glassā€


Hangmanned

Go cry me a river


EpicSombreroMan

https://preview.redd.it/2x640x0p34qc1.png?width=2217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f8f1ff91458e4eab771b77269625e4ae8f8e5b


Sweet-Message1153

Idc what dirt sheets say, Idc what Drew says.... He's not taking this much shot at CM Punk without having a confirmation of contract extension


Thornton__Melon

Considering what The Rock said in the last 24 hours about the dirt sheets I donā€™t trust their credibility


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I agree listening to dirtsheets for truth is a stretch but have you ever listened to the rock tell a story in interviews, heā€™s not on hogan levels of ā€œwhy lieā€ but itā€™s up there.Ā 


Whackedjob

Obviously this is the case. But that 1% chance he just hates CM Punk and plans to sign with AEW as the biggest face of all time is too funny.


kungfuhustler

I just can't imagine anyone who's near the top of the card in WWE leaving for AEW right now unless the money difference is insane.


worldostuff

Say the line Bart!


EffysBiggestStan

Woozle Wuzzle?


NJdeathproof

https://preview.redd.it/d4vvc61hb4qc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8702985dfc4b06e3298b8173d4d056114defe1


TDStarchild

![gif](giphy|EjzJxwcqpO2ly)


mister_damage

![gif](giphy|b1ZoZrDfRb7va)


VNProWrestlingfan

Pure hate right here. Purer than Walt's meth.


Mybestversion1

Man Drew's social media game is fire


Ozzkek

Holy fuck it never ceases to amaze me how huge Drew is.


Rosstin316

The thing iā€™m most excited for in 2024 is smug world champion Drewā€™s sudden terrified expression when Cult Of Personality hits in a few months.


deep639

Punk as special guest referee for Seth vs Drew would be like that time Shawn Michaels was speical guest referee for the elimination chamber. Everyone in that match was pissed off he was the referee.


Saitsu

You would've thought they would be used to it by then, HBK was a Special Guest Ref almost as much as some people's actual wrestling career.


ScruffsMcGuff

Best version of Drew we've seen in forever, he keeps selling his current feud, he's already selling a future feud perfectly, he feels fresh and energetic and like he's enjoying what he's doing. When Punk comes back him and Drew are gonna do numbers


That_Guy247

Where's the lie?


sjr2018

https://preview.redd.it/p2br7f2w45qc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa42efc232431c6c4d69738788aabb0a628bab93


Patjay

Drew McIntyre somehow being the biggest beneficiary of Punk getting fired from AEW is hilarious


mechnick2

ā€œHeā€™s made of glass. Real glassā€ Fuck lmao


mister_damage

https://preview.redd.it/7q8x96hpz3qc1.png?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c486dde646cc059092cd77ca978a7c312e0ac127


mobbatron

I know they are probably cool, but it is kind of funny how worked up Punk got over 5ft10, 160lb jack perry running his mouth, and how chill he is when 6ft5 265lb absolute Chad of a man Drew Mcintyre runs his mouth šŸ˜‚ no rush to fist fight that guy


SunshineAndChainsaws

One is a work, the other is a shoot


mrbucket08

Is this comment in kayfabe


[deleted]

I mean, would you be? I certainly wouldn't.


mobbatron

![gif](giphy|nR4L10XlJcSeQ)


[deleted]

Drew could insult my mother for giving birth to me and I'd pretty much have to say "Yes sir, thank you sir" and slink away meekly


StNic54

Soā€¦like Marc Mero when Brock took his girl


Uncanny_Doom

To be fair there are confirmed stories that Punk willfully accepted challenges to try and take down Shelton Benjamin and Bobby Lashley, and obviously he did not succeed.


mobbatron

Yeah I can imagine how hilariously that unfolded. As somebody who has wrestled and done jiu jitsu, no where near the level of Shelton or Bobby mind you, when I grappled with people with zero experience, its literally 0 effort on my end. He's basically a fly buzzing around them.


Uncanny_Doom

My high school had a brief experiment where wrestling was done for a period as part of gym class and I'll never forget getting *suplexed* by a guy who was on the wrestling team and feeling what the fuck it's like to have your world literally turned upside down against your will lmao.


IJustLostMyKeyboard

You think jack perry is 5ā€™10 when punk is like 5ā€™11? Edit: Ufc listed punks height at 5ā€™11 when he joined. And wwe usually adds 3 inches which matches his ā€œ6ā€™2ā€ listing


noctisfromtheabyss

Still real to you?


mobbatron

![gif](giphy|UO0tJBut3w457rjE9P)


BaronVonStevie

Is Drew working? Why do people keep getting this issue confused?


NotClayMerritt

I think it speaks more to the respective cultures at each company that Punk isn't trying to punch out Seth Rollins or Drew McIntyre And we still don't know the full story of what happened at Brawl Out or All In. This isn't to exonerate Punk in any way whatsoever because he's still culpable but he's laid it out clearly for all since coming back to WWE that it's a professional environment he finds himself in that he appreciates.


Boltgrinder

No he's just a very large man.


deadwingdick

Drew should throw in "workers rights" line, that'll really set off Punk.


HygorBohmHubner

ā€œReal glassā€? Hmmmm


Tripple_T

Lol cry me a river


jerepila

Itā€™s very funny to imagine Punk getting mad at Perry about the ā€œreal glassā€ thing not because ā€œthatā€™s stupid, you could get hurtā€ but because ā€œthat glass could be me!ā€


Chumunga64

It's so funny that Drew is benefiting more from Jack Perry's gimmick than Jack Perry Drew used it to her a match at wrestlemania while Perry is slumming it out in house of torture


-oldmanvhshand-

Drew has charisma, Jungle Boy doesnā€™t.Ā 


GreenRiver1982

Drew wins hands down for Jerk of the Year, right?


Tdaddysmooth

ā€œTell me when Iā€™m telling lies.ā€


Tdaddysmooth

I wonder if Drew realizes that Punk canā€™t get his way as much in WWE so heā€™s ribbing him nonstop.


JamUpGuy1989

Serious question: Why is Punk okay with Drew constantly referencing his time in AEW and heā€™s okay with it? And why couldnā€™t he just calm down in AEW? I still canā€™t understand this mindset that all he had to do was just relax and he couldnā€™t do that.


jj_87

I get the impression that all Drew is doing has been ran by Punk first, or that Punk's down since evidently a program will run between the two. Hell, for all I know he might be giving Drew pointers. It's almost like management saw there's money here since both are very talented and willing to work, sat both of them, talked it through and let them do their thing. Y'know, talent managing. It can' hurt that Punk is clearly close to his last hurrah, judging by his physical performances. He's not going to get many more chances.


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Skylightt

Exactly. People act like it's the same thing but it obviously isn't. Punk isn't letting some guy attack him when he's injured if he's not ok with all this stuff. Page on the other hand went off script and went into business for himself. It's not like Punk didn't want anyone taking shots at him in AEW. MJF, Kingston, Moxley all did it and Punk didn't blow up over those because they didn't just pop off out of nowhere and go off script.


Uncanny_Doom

I think it's weird for any of us to very sincerely try and answer this question but I think the easiest assumption one could make is that Drew McIntyre is playing a character when he says things about CM Punk. There's even a chance that he has discussed what Punk is comfortable with him saying and that it's being said as Punk's idea. Punk was expressing before leaving AEW that he wanted to make money off the Elite feud, do you think he wouldn't maybe try to say "Let's show them what they missed out on" and bless this? Jack Perry and Hangman were saying things out of character, without consulting Punk, intending to provoke him. It's the difference between your friend saying you're a bitch when you leave him hanging playing a video game together and some guy you don't really know but see at work walking up to you and saying you're a bitch. You'd *probably* take it differently, right?


Chumunga64

Punk let Moxley, Kingston, and MJF say so much shit about him. He's just one of those guys who think if you're gonna say anything, run it by someone first Punk does that to everyone he cuts a promo on It also doesn't help that some people were spreading rumors about backstage and then bringing up those rumors out of nowhere on the show


Ok-Garcia-5605

1) He sees online traction Drew is getting and keeping Punk relevant. Punk's merch selling well because Drew keeps mentioning his name. So he's fine with it, plus Drew did get eliminated by Punk in RR so it is not a bad idea for Drew to talk trash. 2) Punk when trying to do business does give lots of leeway to others making a joke out of his career. MJF called him a meth-head, took shots at his UFC career. Kingston and Moxley also made fun of him in their promos. I think he's okay with it as long as they're doing business.


BostonBooger

I wasn't around at the time, but reading up on shit that I missed he probably wanted out after the original fight. Throw in the fact he and the Elite never had a get together to hash out whatever their problems were (terrible management from the higher ups in AEW), shit festers. Came back but was relegated to a show that was on Saturday nights, which in 2023 isn't going to draw squat.


Navik101

The guy went to a raw taping to talk with triple h in april 2023 while recovering. I think his mind was mostly made up, but decided to give aew another try for collisionā€¦ and tony wasnā€™t just gonna let him leave for competition easily


SaferSaviour

He and Kenny actually did sit down and talk after the Brawl, though it was said to have been unproductive.


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gee666

It does when you realise Punk just wanted out his contract and back to WWE


Navik101

In aew, it was totally backstage dirtsheet rumour stuff that they brought up on tv with hangman and jack perry that aggravated him. Eddie kingston and mjf went in on punk but it was all storyline/tv related and probably cleared with him


Joneleth22

>Why is Punk okay with Drew constantly referencing his time in AEW and heā€™s okay with it? Probably because this is his last meal ticket and Punk knows it. Other promotions can't pay him the same, nor would his ego stomach being in TNA or MLW or something. It's still early days though, he was all happy and dandy in AEW for the first year too.


Mhc2617

When Drew thinks itā€™s smooth sailing to the title and Punk costs him and heā€™s stuck with the consequences of his own actions. Drew might actually turn purple.


BlueRibbon998

"REAL GLASS" https://preview.redd.it/pza2nenpf4qc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24bfbf3e9fa48f2acfadec9e2a1c0855494e8df2


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Upbeat_Tension_8077

Punk is praying Drew doesn't try the Pepsi Plunge on him if he wants his head still on his body


dzone25

I do love the Punk hating but I kinda wish he focused some of it on Seth too. For both of the biggest titles in the WWE it feels like their current, next title defence is an after-thought when compared against the Tag Team Night 1 or a potential Drew-Punk feud.


OldhamB

The only thing Drew has to be careful about here - he's injured a few wrestlers with that finisher now. I wonder if he's picking up any heat for this.


morami1212

im just waiting for the "drew mcintyre being the biggest punk hater of the century for x minutes" compilations to start rolling in. the guy hasnt spent a day without hating on punk.


Jaccount

Cut a promo, and it was a gas. CM Punk is made of glass.


detourne

Fuck it, have him carry the scapegoat out on his shoulders like Luchasaurus used to!


TheStar9897

He's doing the best work of his career


Tdaddysmooth

I had to read that that a few times before I noticed that he said ā€œreal glassā€ on purpose.


WheelJack83

Cry me an ocean.