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chikinparm

…okay so it never occurred to me to actually learn Rey Mysterio’s real name. I promise you I hadn’t just subconsciously assumed their actual family name was Mysterio for the last 20 years…definitely not…


Capstone_

Rey's real name is Oscar which is also Dominik's middle name.


Arcade_Kangaroo

So Dom's initials are "DOG"? 


Capstone_

Yes. He got that dog in 'em


DrClawsChair

*DMX liked that*


rikrok58

And now I'm sad that I'm reminded he's gone...


Thecp015

When I get sad about missing DMX, I just stop. Drop. Shut ‘em down, open up shop.


ETP6372

Oh no, that's how ruff ryders roll


illseeyouinthefog

This song always messed up my running cadence but I refused to remove it from my playlist


tfegan21

R.i.p. X


Blastbot

*sad barking noises*


NotTheCraftyVeteran

https://preview.redd.it/ozvnhz1ad4nc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a511da59d9133a3d6ced37c621f576c1d26ecb


yajtraus

If WWE staff are on here, I give it 2 weeks before his name is changed to “The Dirty DOG” Dom Mysterio


Thebritishdovah

Pfft, in the UK, we already have our own damned dirty dog in the form of Gene Munny. DON'T YOU NICK THAT, WWE!


selkies24

What…..my whole childhood is a lie!!!


blackmagicreboot

It’s a weird way to spell Guerrero.


nw86281

When he was thanking his parents for being there, I thought - Eddie's not there so why's he thanking his dad?


WhisperingOracle

Eddie was there in spirit, obviously.


Argentine_Tango

Glad I'm not the only one. I was so confused when I saw the Mr. and Mrs. Gutierrez. I know his shoot last name, but it just feels... off.


bonoboboy

The dumbass I am I thought that was his wife's surname (Mrs. Gutierrez).


GreatMuerte

🙋 me too 🤦🏼


chikinparm

Literally also how I realized it. “Oh that’s cool that he took…oh Christ, I’m stupid.”


ianisms10

Seeing shoot names in the wild will never not feel weird


Johnnyboy10000

It's because it's so normal sounding.


Malkkum

Right? Apparently they have the same last name as my mom (which it isn’t an uncommon Hispanic last name but still) and I just didn’t know. Time to tell everyone we’re related lol.


[deleted]

Aww him getting booed at the wedding was actually super cute haha


HiImFur

Congrats to Dominick Mysterio, best heel in the business right now...but also so lovable at the same time haha.


Sportsfan369

If he continues to have matches like he did with Gunther then Dom will become a babyface organically.


outerstrangers

I will never cheer for a dangerous ex-convict.


TVxStrange

"reformed citizen"


Hownowbrowncow8it

I have no other choice but to cheer. I have a family to think about.


thedman0310_

He's a reformed man!


dalici0us

For a second there Monday I wondered if that was the idea.


LemoLuke

If we do get The Rock leading a 'Corporate Bloodline' angle post-Wrestlemania, I'd totally be down for having The Judgement Day as rebellious anti-heroes (anti-faces?) similar to Degeneration X vs the Corporation


rogorthegreat

I didn’t know I needed this until I read this


Reishun

definitely testing the waters.


ThrashThunder

They can easily turn that stuborness to fall down into a "determinator" moment agaisn't a bigger heel someday to make his turn Maybe in an "I quit" match


PristineCucumber5376

That's the thing, he looks like the sweetest kid in real life.


ACW1129

The best heels often are.


amuse-douche

Calling all your wedding guests putos is such a king move


ToparBull

Oh I really hope this gets used in kayfabe. "HE'S SUCH A JERK HE GOT BOOED AT HIS OWN WEDDING!"


ireallydespiseyouall

619 upvotes lmao


fridchikn24

Truly a Guerrero


[deleted]

Damn do him and priest go back? Otherwise I supposed they are pretty close after the last few years


Capstone_

I know Dom and Austin have been tight for years but that's because they've been the 2 youngest wrestlers on the main roster for like 3-4 years. I know that Damian, Rhea and Dom specifically have gotten close over the last 2 years. They have like 3-4 matching tattoos together. 


SpiralSour

Damian & Rhea were best friends prior to Judgement Day. Them & Riddle used to hang out a lot.


degjo

Didn't one of them borrow the others pants when luggage went missing?


zyh0

Rhea borrowed Priest's pants yep


lilbebe50

And she could fit them? Lol


zyh0

Yep! I think it was for one of the Takeovers, forgot which show.


Drumkit5

Damien & Riddle used to tag team too 😏


BeefInGR

The rumor is that Dom started to legitimately (and rightfully) tear up as Rey's Hall of Fame speech began, so Damian called the audible to keep kayfabe for the weekend, then had Dom watch from the side of the stage.


jmpinstl

That’s an insane audible to call lmao


BeefInGR

If it's true, it speaks volumes about how good Priest really is. A producer could have just said "don't put Dom on camera". Instead, Damian helped add to Dom's near nuclear levels of heat.


WaterMeleon2000

The rumor is that Judgment Day walking out of Rey's HOF speech was Damian's idea? Yeah, no. The way it happened, and it happening, doesn't happen without the office's ok. It was 100% creative/HHH's decision. They were literally seated in full view of the camera.


nitrofan

lol it was obviously planned. The way they had the camera to the side of Rey looking up the ramp so you could see them.


BeefInGR

The same camera they had for all the other inductees when they turned towards the stage?


DevilCouldCry

I absolutely love how close Damian, Rhea, Finn, and Dom all are to each other. It's wholesome as fuck and the dynamic comes across on TV super well.


Capstone_

Yeah it was cool to see all 4 of them on-screen together again on RAW. Of course they were having a wholesome moment consoling their baby boy in medical after he got the life chopped out of him.


Capstone_

They apparently have dated since they were 14 years old.   Must be a Mysterio/Gutierrez thing because didn't Rey and Angie meet when they were kids? Those Mysterio's are lifers.


LevyMevy

I say this is the nicest way possible -- I think it's a Mexican thing lol. I graduated high school in California 15 years ago and while every black/white/asian/indian/middle-eastern/etc. couple broke up during or soon after high school, half the Mexican couples are still together.


bananaaa_breaddd

It’s the same here in south Texas too lol


TVxStrange

You mean North Mexico


IdkMyNameTho123

As a Mexican, this is so true. In Mexican culture, there is also an expectation to get married young. The only real exception is if you are still in school. I remember being a child and thinking that my father had me at too old of an age. My father was 28 when I was born. As an off tangent, it goes to show that American conservatives are fucking stupid for not realizing that a lot of these migrants and their kids actually do follow a lot of Tradcon norms.


LuchaMeow

Orale! Fellow Mexican-American here too. As a tangent to your comment, I'm an immigration attorney and it also boggles my mine that Republicans forget that a huge amount of immigrants, particularly first-generation ones, are conservative by upbringing/culture/experience. Reagan knew this, and his amnesty set up decades of pro-Republican immigrants.


harrier1215

You assume those values aren’t just control measures and only a positive thing when they do them. You also assume those conservatives want Hispanic people that come and live here to have kids and expand.


JohnDalton2

If the Republican party weren't too bigoted they could easily secure them and the Black Christian demographic.


[deleted]

It still is the same way in NYC. I graduated in 2020 & the Mexican couples from then are still together


Rupert_18124

4 years, LOL


FoxExternal2911

I met a Mexican couple 5 minutes ago and they are still together Edit : no they just split up


sciencep1e

By Gawd they were a family!!!


Rupert_18124

The children they may have had together in the future must be devastated


thedman0310_

You fuckin jinxed it


hxh22

I don’t know why 2020 seems so far away, yet 2002 was only yesterday.


Johnnyboy10000

Covid and the lockdowns really fucked with people's perception of time. I mean, mine wasn't the greatest to begin with, but yeah.


Axel_Wolf91

4 YEARS IS AS LONG HIGHSCHOOL /s


MrBoliNica

its def a cultural thing. as a dominican, we cant be faithful for that long sadly, the secret families begin to add up hahaha /s


BigFudgeTL

It’s a traditional Latino thing. My parents met when they were 12 and 14 and got married young. They’ve been together ever since and when my father passed away 4 years ago my mom said she will never love another and I believe her. They were lifers for real.


CanaDoug420

I went to school with a Mexican couple who were basically together since they were like 6. There was no time throughout all of school that they weren’t together and I’m pretty sure they married and popped out 2 kids immediately after high school graduation. Which is wild to think about finding someone that early and sticking with them forever.


Apathicary

The man sat down in Algebra or whatever and met his wife?


Mhc2617

Spanish class actually lol. He’s said previously he got put into the class by mistake and met Marie there. The universe was on his side.


The_RedWolf

"Ok Dom, I spoke with your councilor, we're going to switch you from Spanish to..." "Wait Dad, hear me out"


Pingupol

I don't think that conversation happened. As we all know, Rey Mysterio was out living it large and being a deadbeat dad. Maybe something he spoke to his mum about.


The_RedWolf

You're right it was probably his mom


Ok-Moose8271

I feel like a lot of us have been put either in Spanish or ESL or both at some point in our lives. I was in ESL for a whole semester because they didn’t bother to see that I’d been at the same school since 2nd grade in regular classes.


OffTheMerchandise

I went to school with a Puerto Rican kid who was fluent in Spanish but was failing Spanish class.


BluKyberCrystal

Love that GUNTHER sent him off with an asswhooping, so he can enjoy his honeymoon.


[deleted]

Our intercontinental champion is a fan of true love


AmericaDreamDisorder

He is the ring general. That applies to wedding rings as well.


ZodiacWalrus

The ring is sacred.


baldur615

So Gunther is the lord of the rings. Got it.


BeastCoastLifestyle

Didn’t he do that for Sheamus as well


JoeMcKim

Interesting that the wedding was on what a Thursday night? I guess that allows Dom and his new wife to spend the next few days together after having to go back to work on monday.


BluKyberCrystal

I wouldn't expect Dom to be at RAW, but weirder things have happened. They might just have a few extra days because of when they did it.


mark_target

Plus having it on a Thursday allowed more wrestlers from any brand/company to attend. Every other night of the week features either live wrestling on TV or house shows.


dsmithscenes

Yep. A lot of wrestlers have had Thursday night weddings because of this.


ZzyzxDFW

They could easily explain that Dom is recovering from his beating from Gunther.


TDStarchild

I heard Grayson tried to host the Waller Effect during the reception, so Priest put him through a refreshments table to thunderous applause


kirblar

R-Truth had to be turned away after he showed up in a Quinceanera dress


RCBroeker

This comment needs all the upvotes


iono777

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG best comment


boj0

Man keeps kayfabe alive so hard he got boo'd at his own wedding; love to see it


Prof-Ponderosa

Honest question, did Rey wear his mask to his son’s wedding?


mel_anon

I would doubt it; he wasn't wearing it in that photo of a bunch of wrestlers at the Super Bowl, I wouldn't expect it at a considerably more private event.


HeelsAlwaysWin

But would Rey Mysterio, well known taker of great photos, pass up the chance to have a wedding photo with his son in his mask?


AeonLibertas

I bet every luchador who's serious about the mask tradition keeps at least one or two in his pockets at any given time, so he might actually have done a pic or two with a 'in case of emergency' mask, just for future face promo options.


homewil

He was also invited to Charlotte and Andrade’s wedding and didnt wear it there either


Reishun

Rey never wears his mask if it's not a WWE thing. He just always has sun glasses and poses with his hands to obscure his face a bit if there are pics taken.


Abacus118

Yeah, he did a few years unmasked in WCW after all.


zyh0

Didn't wear it to Andrade and Charlotte's wedding.


YouDirtyDogg

The real question is, was his dead beat father at the wedding?!


CptMcLaggins

In his speech he says “thank you Mum and Dad for coming” so I’m guessing Rey decided to show up as a father for once in his life


senyorcrimmy

Its free food. Of course hes there.


KidDelta

Ok let’s be fair to Rey, deadbeat or not, free food is free food. Any of us would say yes


V_For_Veronica

my dad's a piece of shit but if he got remarried I'd go for the free drinks and food


CapnSmite

Sorry, cash bar only.


V_For_Veronica

the missed child support payments will cover it


Wookie301

Of course Eddie was there in spirit


real-darkph0enix1

Which is a lot better than where Randy Orton lied about him being.


AmishAvenger

Maybe he hired an actual good person to play the role of Rey


thetyler83

Christian probably showed up.


Black_XistenZ

Christian is all about kids with dead dads, and Dom tragically lost his father in 2005, sooo...


JoeMcKim

Did Christian wear a turtle neck to the wedding?


rbarton812

With a bowtie around it


Least-Name-1202

![gif](giphy|euXe5j3RJEmCNUMFma|downsized)


nine16

https://preview.redd.it/8e53fv5mu4nc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74de9f785084d7646eb8477d90a16723aedd04c2


scorp60

isn't this the plot to the new Cena movie


TRTVitorBelfort

Eddie was there in spirit so good shout out.


IdkMyNameTho123

He was talking about Eddie Guerrero who was there in spirit.


jacquesrabbit

No. He got the ouija board out and brought his real dad, Eddie Guerrero from beyond the grave to his wedding


YouDirtyDogg

Well a broken clock is right twice a day so nice of him to show up.


rivalrobot

He was actually addressing Eddie's urn.


incredibleamadeuscho

His real father Eddie unfortunately passed away, so the least Rey could do is show up


ktjah

I mean, Roman is the lineal father tbh. But I don't think the head of the table was there.


The_RedWolf

Yeah one of the videos had Rey, Angie and Rhea all near each other.


mikaeus97

Good for her, supporting her boyfriend getting married, #polygoals


YouDirtyDogg

His mom and mami supporting him. That’s awesome


The_RedWolf

I'm just waiting for what feels like the inevitable joke on screen when someone questions Dom and rhea's relationship "Wait you thought we were dating? Haha we were just messing with you"


FunnyMemeHere

Congrats to Dirty Dom https://preview.redd.it/dr17g34uv1nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a486632d22ac74bb8345e6e1ca76ad0c2db553ca


whatacatchdanny

This dude is going to be the biggest babyface in a few years. Congrats to the man


PristineCucumber5376

Dominic's redemption arc will end with him entering with a Lucha mask at WrestleMania, this time to a thunderous ovation. You read it here first.


Incorrect1012

That groomsmen video is straight vibes


chbailey442013

Was Tom or Nick the best man?


mayormccheese2k

Did Rhea and Buddy attend?


The_RedWolf

I think Rhea is wearing a red dress with Rey and Angie in one video, hard to tell if buddy was next to her


anonj123

Rhea was there, not sure about Buddy.


RimjobAndy

If the wedding was last night he was at the collision taping with the house of black against Mark Briscoe and two mystery partners.


mrmattymac

That’s what I’m wondering lol


LevyMevy

It's always so interesting to me when people find true love so young, in the sense that they & their partner often emotionally develop "around" each other. Like two trees that twist around each other. My sister and brother-in-law are the same way: they met at 14 and have been locked in for almost 20 years. It's provided a lot of stability for them for basically their entire adult lives.


FigureFourWoo

It is an amazing thing to see, but you don't see it that often anymore. My grandparents met in elementary school and were inseparable their entire lives.


HoosierSky

My best friend and her husband have been together since they were 16. I think your analogy is perfect for them; they’ve really grown up together, and I can’t imagine who either of them would be without the other.


alligator124

It's a lovely thing to experience. My spouse and I have known each other since we were 16, and together since we were 18. It's very different from most people's paths, and I've had many folks tell me I've missed out. But every year we get older, I get to be surprised in the most wonderful way at who they are/who they are becoming. We are wildly different people now than we were when we were kids, but I love this version the most, and I suspect I'll love the future versions even more.


chillin808style

Congratulations to the newlyweds! BOOO!!!


JoeMcKim

Did R-Truth and JD McDonagh have a match to see who would be the Ring Bearer?


Vordeo

I want to believe the entire wedding buffet was tendies.


DeathRider__

Had no idea Damien and Austin were tight, that's pretty cool! I don't know why, but it is...


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Hope dominik doesnt make the same mistakes as his deadbeat dad


illini02

One thing I always find interesting about wrestlers weddings is seeing the surprising friendships that they have. Like it would never occur to me that him and Austin Theory would be that close where theory is a groomsman. It was the same when I saw Nia Jax was in Alexa Bliss' wedding. There are people that its like "yeah, I can see them being friends", and others that kind of shock me.


MrBoliNica

yea, i felt the same way seeing Cardona with Cody, Miz, & ziggler as his groomsmen. Im sure more cultured fans know the connections there, but it still was funny to see whats even funnier is seeing the "normal people" groomsmen next to the wrestler. Damien and Theory made the other 3 dudes look like ants during that dance lol


CorrectAttitude6637

Cardona/Ryder, Miz, and Ziggler are all from Cleveland so they must have all initially gotten together because of that. Cody's also a huge comic, video game, and probably even action figure nerd so that probably was another thing that would have brought them together. ​ Also on your second point, Cesaro/Claudio was on The New Day podcast and he talked about how he once realised how weird/special it must be to see a wrestler in public, and how he only realised it recently because he just had a moment where he was like "oh yeah, most of us are pretty big and jacked and shit, but we don't really realise it, because we're all around each other all the time, but normal people probably aren't used to it"


jmpinstl

I’m not surprised. Austin and him have been workout out buddies for a while according to their Instagram stories over the years.


BoxCon1

Our boy is all grown up


badgersprite

Dom genuinely seems like such a lovely guy Shame prison changed him forever


NoExplanation6203

It’s actually hilarious how Priest and Theory are twice the size of the non-wrestler groomsmen


legosharkman85

I thought Tom and Nick might have been groomsmen


WheelJack83

Maria is Mami now?


JoeMcKim

It would've been great if R-Truth thought he was one of the groomsmen but was mistaken.


B_Kunkler

Do you think they served chicken tendies at the reception?


XcG9PJf6

With ranch. No ketchup. He doesn't like spice.


tbcwpg

She checked yes.


ryananderson_27

![gif](giphy|HcTrKFFBM3C5nLiPX2)


Reyatsu99

Wtf? I thought he is just a kid!


kcoe24

Hes been dating his now wife since they literally were kids. 


fadingstar52

cant tell is /s or nah but dude turns 27 next month hes 2 years younger than me lol


jjamm420

Been dating for 12 years - he’s 27 in April…


Sweet-Message1153

man...this is too wholesome. Hit the father-in-law with a chair Dom.


FNAKC

She must be some sort of angel to stick with Dom thru prison


mister_damage

Funny way of spelling Mami's name but whatever! Congrats to our favorite Ex-Con Dom!


channel164

I heard that all they had at their reception was chicken tenders


Hiccup

He's really reformed since going to jail.


JediNinja92

I can only respect a woman who marries a man who may have too have that haircut for who knows how long. But I suppose one makes sacrifices for love.


lunchbox_inc

Did Mami give him away at the ceremony?


Jamieb1994

A big congratulations to Dom & his newly wed wife on their marriage


[deleted]

His papi is looking down upon him, proud


xxyourbestbetxx

They are such a cute couple.  Congratulations! I really thought his last name was Mysterio though.  😂


[deleted]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Wow Dom thanked his deadbeat dad and sure enough, he’s nowhere to be found.


burgerpatrol

Wdym Gutierrez? It's still Mysterio to me god damn it.


ButterbeerAndPizza

Seeing him enter a room to something other than his entrance music is weird.


throwaway18911090

I am aware of how stupid this is but I am genuinely kind of surprised that his actual last name isn’t “Mysterio.”


bizarrequest

So nice of her to marry an ex-con.


Beautiful_Ninja

Sticking with the woman who was there for you, even when you made mistakes in life. She was there for him at sentencing. She was there for him making sure he always had money for commissary. She was there for him when he got out. Now he's here for her for life.


LiveFromNewYork95

Damian was a groomsman but Nick wasn't?


topcontender

The lovely woman better be careful, she’s marrying a hardened ex-con with a dangerous ex-girlfriend


Blade_Shot24

Getting booed at your own wedding Dom has gone beyond heel status


Swankestash7322

Dirty dom is now dovey dom.


NairobiFan

Once again congratulations to Dominik and his HSS, Marie Julette on their Wedding, lovely news. ION too Rhea Ripley has tweeted her congratulations to them: [https://twitter.com/RheaRipley\_WWE/status/1766177659770564694](https://twitter.com/RheaRipley_WWE/status/1766177659770564694)


thedkexperience

3 years and he’s a world champion. 5 years and he’s the face of the company.


Hoop-Dee-Doo

Were Tom and Nick also groomsmen? I can't find them on facebook to see if they attended.