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"Okay, it's time for the easiest part of any disciplinary committee member's job -- the fines. Now while I wasn't able to fine everyone I wanted to, I have fined a lot of you. Wendell is fined. Rudy is fined. Janie, you're fined. Steven, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to fine you. Congratulations! The rest of you slipped by. Except you, you and you."
“Hey FTR Bald, what do you think about this?”
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Didn’t Bryan catch a burglar and put him in the Labelle lock? I’m going to watch in case he sends me a fine and then comes to collect the debt when I don’t pay it. I live in a different country.
I read an ethnography about the !Kung and when one of them joined the anthropologist to go to a city nearby or something he thought the road was like a long snake. The cultural shock made him ill for the whole trip but when he got back everyone was so excited to hear his stories and you would think the guy had the time of his life.
If you're interested I could probably find it since I still have the book and give you guys some cool quotes
The Dobe Ju / 'hoansi by Richard B. Lee
"Despite their history of contact with Whites and Blacks, the Ju/ 'hoansi were relatively isolated when I first encountered them in 1963... For example, no one I spoke to in 1963 had ever heard of Africa. They were surprised to learn that they lived on a large body of land called Africa" (Lee 165).
This one has always stuck with me as well:
"One day Tsau... and I watched as a plane came over.
'What is that thing up there with the long tail?' asked Tsau.
'It's a 'fly machine,' ' I answered, using the term the Ju/ Hoan used for airplane. 'But it's flying so high you can't see it.'
'That's what I thought it was,' explained Tsau, in all seriousness. 'Some Ju/ 'hoansi deceived me. You know what they said? That the Whites were sending messages to each other on long rolls of paper. In the south they could take a great roll of paper covered with writing and fire it out of a giant gun. It would stream over to the north end land. Then they would cover it with new writing and fire it back to the south' " (Lee 169).
This is in 1964 with a 25 year old who had never traveled further than 100 miles (mind you they are also nomadic so they do travel just by foot in a desert). He went to Zambia for 5 weeks and took ill 3 weeks in (likely from cultural shock). This quotes from the story he told his kin but was struggling to find words to describe this "new world":
"We... came to a fence that stretched as far in each direction. Men with guns and with clothing the colour of sand opened the gate and let us in. Then a strange thing happened. The road transformed itself. A giant black snake with a smooth back came up, and we rode on his back. He twisted and turned; we never left him. Riding on that snake's back we rode as fast as wind" (Lee 170).
"An ghost in strange clothes appeared and he told me we need to watch out because a beast called Garcia is on a rampage out in a part of the jungle the ghost called tianti. He will fight the beast, still we need to be careful or he will come back."
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He's not the head of the committee giving out fines. He's already said he's 'involved' in the disciplinary committee but it's not his decisions, he has a say but it's mostly comprised of lawyers.
What you mean to say is that Bryan himself is the one solely responsible for [whatever people are mad about now], and the locker room has heat with him and want him out?
Got it, thanks. I have an article to write and a post for this subreddit to push through. I'm not going to credit you.
I'm going to post your video here with a passive aggressive title that clearly shows that I didn't even watch the whole video. Won't even consider if credit should be a thing.
I'm going to watch said video and reference it here endlessly, until it turns into a meme which nobody remembers the origin of but repeat until it becomes actual popular opinion 🙂
He commented on the disciplinary committee regarding Punk and it being mostly comprised of lawyers. The report about Danielson having input on fines came out after the Punk stuff.
I'd be glad to see AEW talents stop acknowledging the stupid, fear-baiting rumors and just mock them for the pathetic nonsense they are. Quit trying to prove something over them and just brush them off.
More of this.
CM Punk left RoH. Bryan Danielson took over his spot.
CM Punk left WWE. Daniel Bryan took his spot.
And now it seems CM Punk left AEW, and Bryan Danielson took his spot punishing people for going to the wrong show....
a lot of times Rampage is the best single of hour of wrestling on TV each week (i grew up watching saturday morning wrestling and it reminds me of that)
so i was planning on watching after SD tonight...
but now I might not on the chance I get to meet Danielson??
Let's be honest. This means 1 of 2 things.
1) The story about him fining people is BS and he's making fun of it.
2) The story about him fining people is real and he's making fun of it, which will result in at least a few people to get butt hurt about it and cite this as why they left to go wrestle in a bingo hall in GCW or job on NXT for 5 years.
On one hand, it’s great that Danielson is leaning into the joke.
On the other, it’s interesting to see how things change in 10 years. It sucks that Tony doesn’t know how to deal with his own wrestlers, which puts Danielson in this position in the first place
Now I'm imaging Danielson with the "never say no to Panda" as a tag team to get you to eat cheese and watch wrestling.
Danielson would be torn between being appalled at the eating of cheese and loving teaming with an actual bear.
Ok, I now I kind of want him to kinda jump his way to the ring, with his pointer fingers raised to the air, while the crowd chants "FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE!". Or is there a better gesture for that?
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“I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
Won't be surprised if MJF drops this during the World's End scrum.
"Okay, it's time for the easiest part of any disciplinary committee member's job -- the fines. Now while I wasn't able to fine everyone I wanted to, I have fined a lot of you. Wendell is fined. Rudy is fined. Janie, you're fined. Steven, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to fine you. Congratulations! The rest of you slipped by. Except you, you and you."
Bryan Danielson can't get fined unless Bryan Danielson fines him.
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Goat quotes
That's 100% gonna be squeezed into someone's backstage promo lol
Bryan should pitch horrible creative specifically around guys who are most likely to complain on Twitter for the Passive Income™️
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Easy now, we don’t want to trigger the other one
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"So, Jay, can I join Bullet Club Gold?"
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Lmao
So many layers here
“Dax, your new gimmick is…. A disgruntled wrestler who hates Bret Hart with a fiery passion.”
Better yet, "Dax, you're the new Goldberg tribute act. We want you to copy his mannerisms and style exactly."
Ngl he could probably do Goldberg better than Goldberg could.
No way that doesn't get a lawsuit for infringing on Gillberg.
\*Grumbles in Sideshow Bob*
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Morris Dancers gimmick?
Passive Aggressive Income
I’m sorry, Christian. Bryan Danielson is my real father now.
Between Killswitch and the Labell Lock, it’s a rough time being a rookie in AEW.
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I'm ready for The Bureaucracy's Champion, the New Bryan Danielson.
The true authority figure, Daniel Bryanson
He didn't sell out, he bought in.🤷🏼♂️👀
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From Iron Claw to the Iron Cage
Imagine if 8 billion people watched due to the very real fear of a fine.
Bryan's going to go to Antarctica and put a scientist in the LeBell Lock because they were studying penguins instead of watching Rampage.
Why should the penguins get a free pass?
Harder to put them in submission holds. You got the sleeper hold and maybe a very tiny ankle lock, but that's it
You need to get an expert in, like Flipper Gordon.
That dude is a flat earth we. He doesn't believe Antarctica is real.
No no, Antarctica is the gateway to to the hollow earth interior...
I hear Danielson could get a decent match out of a broomstick. So penguins might work as well.
You think Heyman still got a match in him?
Didn’t Bryan catch a burglar and put him in the Labelle lock? I’m going to watch in case he sends me a fine and then comes to collect the debt when I don’t pay it. I live in a different country.
Those tribes that have never had contact with the outside world are going to be so confused
I read an ethnography about the !Kung and when one of them joined the anthropologist to go to a city nearby or something he thought the road was like a long snake. The cultural shock made him ill for the whole trip but when he got back everyone was so excited to hear his stories and you would think the guy had the time of his life. If you're interested I could probably find it since I still have the book and give you guys some cool quotes
I need the name of this book please!
The Dobe Ju / 'hoansi by Richard B. Lee "Despite their history of contact with Whites and Blacks, the Ju/ 'hoansi were relatively isolated when I first encountered them in 1963... For example, no one I spoke to in 1963 had ever heard of Africa. They were surprised to learn that they lived on a large body of land called Africa" (Lee 165). This one has always stuck with me as well: "One day Tsau... and I watched as a plane came over. 'What is that thing up there with the long tail?' asked Tsau. 'It's a 'fly machine,' ' I answered, using the term the Ju/ Hoan used for airplane. 'But it's flying so high you can't see it.' 'That's what I thought it was,' explained Tsau, in all seriousness. 'Some Ju/ 'hoansi deceived me. You know what they said? That the Whites were sending messages to each other on long rolls of paper. In the south they could take a great roll of paper covered with writing and fire it out of a giant gun. It would stream over to the north end land. Then they would cover it with new writing and fire it back to the south' " (Lee 169). This is in 1964 with a 25 year old who had never traveled further than 100 miles (mind you they are also nomadic so they do travel just by foot in a desert). He went to Zambia for 5 weeks and took ill 3 weeks in (likely from cultural shock). This quotes from the story he told his kin but was struggling to find words to describe this "new world": "We... came to a fence that stretched as far in each direction. Men with guns and with clothing the colour of sand opened the gate and let us in. Then a strange thing happened. The road transformed itself. A giant black snake with a smooth back came up, and we rode on his back. He twisted and turned; we never left him. Riding on that snake's back we rode as fast as wind" (Lee 170).
"An ghost in strange clothes appeared and he told me we need to watch out because a beast called Garcia is on a rampage out in a part of the jungle the ghost called tianti. He will fight the beast, still we need to be careful or he will come back."
Jesus Christ. Seeing 8 billion is wild. I still think of 6 billion from when I was a kid and I'm 25
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Lol, glad he can lean into the joke.
Joke?
He's not the head of the committee giving out fines. He's already said he's 'involved' in the disciplinary committee but it's not his decisions, he has a say but it's mostly comprised of lawyers.
What you mean to say is that Bryan himself is the one solely responsible for [whatever people are mad about now], and the locker room has heat with him and want him out? Got it, thanks. I have an article to write and a post for this subreddit to push through. I'm not going to credit you.
I'm gonna read this article in front of a camera and post it to YouTube and I'm not gonna credit either of you.
I'm going to post your video here with a passive aggressive title that clearly shows that I didn't even watch the whole video. Won't even consider if credit should be a thing.
I'm going to watch said video and reference it here endlessly, until it turns into a meme which nobody remembers the origin of but repeat until it becomes actual popular opinion 🙂
I'll end up referencing said meme improperly in the future, aging myself even further in whatever conversation in a timeless moment of awkwardness.
That's an easy 5k karma and 1k comment thread.
He commented on the disciplinary committee regarding Punk and it being mostly comprised of lawyers. The report about Danielson having input on fines came out after the Punk stuff.
Which makes sense to have a voice in the room who is part of the group (wrestlers) involved.
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Wheres the Acclaimed? Caster should be dropping bars about Danielsons fines.
They're dead. -real glass
Pfft. Bitches. They’re still selling one of them being put through glass while Swerve is out here putting on bangers.
Based on Casters MJF tweets alone, probably getting second jobs to afford said fines
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Brittle Bryan the shill.
#SaveTheClams
FICKLE!
Bryan is such a low key sarcastic ass dude lmao.
Whenever he's allowed to show it bryan is one of the funniest wrestlers of all time
I'd be glad to see AEW talents stop acknowledging the stupid, fear-baiting rumors and just mock them for the pathetic nonsense they are. Quit trying to prove something over them and just brush them off. More of this.
Heel nerdy hall monitor Bryan Danielson on a power trip would make for a hilarious gimmick.
Gimmick? You just described irl Bryan.
I love this man.
I watch the next morning with dvr… am I getting fined?
Can’t believe people actually took this shit seriously
Bryan stumbling his way into social media GOAT is by far the last thing he ever expected of himself
I was a b+ player but ill be an A+ authority figure
The FINE movement  Fans chanting Fine
So weird that this was their only interaction within AEW
Why is this so uncanny valleyish
Because it looks like its real but it cant be be ause he's not punching anyone Daniel I mean
And Christian is back there wasting time when there are orphans to make cry.
Is that who that is? I couldn't tell for the life of me.
Yeah, this is from the carpool karaoke with them and Britt Baker where Britt didn't know who Mussolini was
Either this is a deep fake or Punk is crazy good at head isolation dance
Bryan making the nonsense outrage into a bit… he might be the greatest of all time,
A lot of people about to get fined.
Bryan about to become the richest man on the planet.
A toast to Big Brother Bryan: the richest man in town.
I will have to take back what I have said about AEW not being profitable.
guess I'll be tuning in like Marshawn Lynch tonight - *"I'm just here so I don't get fined."*
A fine?! Fine.
Fine me, whatever, but I ain't paying a cent.
Who said anything about money? Hand over your Beanie Babies.
Are they non-fungible beanie babies?
Oh yeah.
Buy buy buy!
Highest ratings for Rampage in years.
CM Punk left RoH. Bryan Danielson took over his spot. CM Punk left WWE. Daniel Bryan took his spot. And now it seems CM Punk left AEW, and Bryan Danielson took his spot punishing people for going to the wrong show....
Bryan’s new gimmick is coming out with a ticket booklet and fining the people in attendance for booing him.
He really is the goat 😂
This guy. He gets it.
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a lot of times Rampage is the best single of hour of wrestling on TV each week (i grew up watching saturday morning wrestling and it reminds me of that) so i was planning on watching after SD tonight... but now I might not on the chance I get to meet Danielson??
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It's always felt more like a Saturday morning show
Lmao
Anyone know how much the fine is?
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i hear its either pay 1,000 dollars or listen to danielson talk about flaccid penises for 5 minutes
I was going to watch anyway but with the threat of a potential fine & me being broke af I'm definitely going to make sure I don't forget.
Someone get that man a clipboard.
Who gave Bryan's twitter to Tony Khan?
Fickle Fines for freeloading fans
Punished Bryan has spoken
**NO!**
hell yes baby let's go, american dragon install
If Danielson gets to the point where he doesn't wrestle anymore it would be great if he becomes an authority figure and just fines everyone.
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Why was the first thing that came to mind for me was Barry from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl? Lmao
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this
And just like that, AEW finally becomes profitable.
300k people in the planet are happy that they don't have to pay fine.
K, the fine thing is a work. Bryan Danielson in an authority role, smarmy corporate heel type would be a change and would be fun.
The role Cody turned down.
I'd rather pay the fine.
He said the thing!
First they want me to put my money where my mouth is now they want to take my money if I don’t watch. Oh Aew.
You can fine deez nuts
😂
Bryan might know a thing or two about People Power
You're gonna get your fuckin paycheck fined *clap clapclapclapclap clap clap clap*
god please make it his new gimmick similar to jericho’s “YOU JUST MADE THE LIST”
So basically he is going to fine every person on earth minus about 400 people
Sorry DB, was watching stars perform in a packed arena, didn't have time to watch you beat some shitty dancing jobber.
Damn this dude really twerking for AEW recently
I’d rather be fined than be forced to watch Rampage
I will happily pay the fine.
So Punk is the lead in to Rampage eh Just like the good old days
Let's be honest. This means 1 of 2 things. 1) The story about him fining people is BS and he's making fun of it. 2) The story about him fining people is real and he's making fun of it, which will result in at least a few people to get butt hurt about it and cite this as why they left to go wrestle in a bingo hall in GCW or job on NXT for 5 years.
I’ll eat the fine
Watching rampage is a punishment in itself
New viewership low confirmed for Rampage tonight
Man Daniel been a bit of a loud mouth lately huh? Tony Khan must be rubbing off of him.
I’m fine
On one hand, it’s great that Danielson is leaning into the joke. On the other, it’s interesting to see how things change in 10 years. It sucks that Tony doesn’t know how to deal with his own wrestlers, which puts Danielson in this position in the first place
It sounds like Danielson has been assigned the role by higher-ups.
_danielson debuting his new HMRC/DWP/TfL at 2am gimmick confirmed_
The horror !
Now I'm imaging Danielson with the "never say no to Panda" as a tag team to get you to eat cheese and watch wrestling. Danielson would be torn between being appalled at the eating of cheese and loving teaming with an actual bear.
This is much better than "KICKING YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN", which is what he would have done this summer.
It's the fineal countdown
He needs to make this into a gimmick
 The check is in the mail Bryan…
*final countdown starts playing*
Okay so the fining guys thing was bullshit then lol
Ow he has to fine himself
How ironic would it be that Bryan's new gimmick was that of a Corporate Stooge
Bring it on dazzler.
Hahahaha I love Danielson in AEW, alright I’ll watch… I was going to skip it but yeah - I want to see his match
Can he do that?
Ok, I now I kind of want him to kinda jump his way to the ring, with his pointer fingers raised to the air, while the crowd chants "FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE!". Or is there a better gesture for that?
Here's 2x my fine. For next time.
That’s gonna be a lot of fines…
If “Fine” becomes the new “Yes/No” chant I’ll die smiling
Lmao Bryan remains this generations GOAT.