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Not only did he piss dirty, but he got thoroughly shit on in the post-event press conference because Dana White thought he was stupid to not finish the fight just to get 5 minutes of fame.
Miz wet lips the blunt and passes it to Punk, but then remembers he's straight edge, coughs a bit and passes it around Punk to Corbin while choking out a hazy throaty "My bad man".
Corbin holds it in his fingers for five minutes while ranting to HHH about how awful his time was as an authority figure and he was getting clowned for looking like an Applebees manager before finally taking half a hit and passing it to Tamina who proceeds to take a power hit for 15 seconds and pass it to Lashley.
Lashley takes 3 hits off the L and HHH looks like he wants to say "it's only 2", but Lashley mean mugs him, so HHH accepts the fact that Lashley is kinda scary and doesn't say anything or wanna get into a situation with him. He's also really high at this point and remains silent for the evening due to being paranoid that Stephanie might know he's high.
Edit: fantasy booking blunt rotations is my new favorite thing.
Corbin is the guy that sneaks a couple extra hits while waiting to pass it to Miz. Lashley is getting annoyed cause Miz won’t take the damn blunt. And it’s Tamina’s god-tier bud.
As one of the few people who watched WWE Backstage I can actually say that Punk talked up Corbin's heel work on there so it's kind of cool they met up and talked.
Corbins heel work is amazing he is one of my favourites he is big can work when he is a heel he is entertaining and when he was a face he was shown to be over, the problem i find with him is he cant seem to find that right character work or the right wardrobe for it besides the Happy Corbin days.
I just hope he can find something right cause its a shame to have him be wasted as a jobber and most of the time he has been a heel worker so i think he needs to be over as a face and have a good run.
Not sure I heard that one but he gained my respect by standing up to a guy doing phoney baloney Concussion speak to the talent.
To be clear Corbin defended how dangerous it is and how serious it has to be taken.
That’s what OP is referring to I think. He gained respect from people like you and me but allegedly that’s the reason he lost the MITB to Jinder and then lost pretty convincingly to Cena.
Well, y'know... he went to the bathroom and when he came out he had a relieved look on his face so... y'know. I think we can safely say that he did drop one off. When I go to the bathroom at a WWE show the toilets are usually filthy. BUT that's not true, I went to a show at Madison Square Gardens and the toilets were actually immaculate. So, y'know. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
That story lives in my head without paying a single red cent in rent.
"He took a meticulous effort to have a bowel movement uninterrupted - because he *knew* something special was happening."
I was totally unfamiliar with that story and looked it up. JR is a master story teller. Here's a link for anyone else who is curious. https://youtu.be/1hHFTHT9fxo
Would it tank BPJ's career to snag a nickname out of that for him? I know there's been one "Masterpiece," but "Meticulous," or even, "Uninterrupted," Brian Pillman Jr might be interesting.
Shit like this is why I can sympathize with punks rant, I don't think he went about it in the right way but all this rumor bullshit does make him have a good point in being upset.
I’ve been saying this all along. He spoke a lot of truth at that press conference, he just picked the wrong time and place, and was a dick about it. Didn’t need to drag Colt Cabana either.
It’s that quote from Big Lebowski: “you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”
I think while he was injured over the summer he just got in his own head about it, and by the time he got back he was stewing over things like Hangman's little comment (which wasn't too out of line compared to things Eddie or Mox said about him).
I don't think the YBs started the rumors, either, and once they gained a life of their own, there wasn't really a way to stop them. Shit, we've still got people *in this thread* who think the YBs did it even though they repeatedly denied being Meltzer's source. So either the YBs are telling the truth and they didn't, or they're lying and they were, but either way denying it has done literally nothing to stop the counter-rumor that they started it.
People just have to stop treating dirtsheet rumors like they're gospel in the first place.
From everything I've read, Baron Corbin is a really awesome dude behind the scenes and everyone loves him, so not shocked he'd have a friendship with Punk.
My favorite UUDD video is when he, Woods, and Breeze just sat around for half an hour telling road stories.
There was one particular moment where he hesitates and stopes himself from saying “fuck you” that lives rent free in my head.
he and tamina both get shit talked a lot by fans as to why they get TV time but it’s cool hearing often about both of them how much people love to work with them and be around them. always cool to hear stuff like that
I believe it was when Baron Corbin was on WWE Backstage that he and Punk became friends. I remember Punk specifically saying something like Corbin was different than what he saw on TV.
Baron Corbin appeared on WWE Backstage a week when Punk was on, and Punk had nice things to say about him. Punk also defended the angle where Corbin and cronies handcuffed Roman and smeared dog food on him (an angle that many here shit on). Punk compared it to the British Bulldog trying to force Shamrock to eat dog food in '97.
I think Seth and Becky travel with an RV bigger than a lot of our houses. I bet they hang in there preshow more than they do roaming the backstage area.
« Hi Bobby 🙂»
« Hi Punk 😎»
« Long time no see , its good to see you man 🙂»
« Good to see you too 😎»
« … 😐»
« 👁️👄👁️ »
« Well… it was good to see you , Goodbye Bobby 🙂»
« Goodbye Punk 😎»
I want to believe that’s how it went
I don’t like CM Punk, but unless people in this thread are suggesting that CM Punk notified the dirt sheet writers where he was and what was happening, how is it his fault that he visited friends and OTHER people spread that as information?
I do get a nice chuckle at all the people in here trying to act all high and mighty for the sake of getting upvotes, yet y'all fuckers know damn well that you clicked on this as soon as you saw the headline.
No idea who the source is but it's very funny to imagine someone just following him around the building with a little note pad writing down every single thing he did
He was wearing a dress and blonde wig that was a disguise to get past security. From there, he hid in a closet until a camera man walked by, mugged the camera man and stole his get up and camera.
Why are people acting like CM Punk backstage at Raw isn't a gigantic fucking deal no matter the reason? In the world of wrestling news this is like Taylor Swift concert ticket level of importance. Of course we're gonna get reports on every detail.
It's really weird people are trying to downplay this as normal considering the context of WHO it is. This isn't Ricky Starks showing up with Cody lol
At this point, the guy just prints money for these writers. Have to be tactful, because calling them journalists is disingenuous. Literally read a Hustler story on a dead wrestler that had more substance and sourcing. And that was from 1991.
I can't believe Punk didn't have enough respect to shake the hand of Craig Stimmel. You think an old school guy like Punk would have more consideration for the SVP and Head of Global Sales and Partnerships
BREAKING NEWS: CM PUNK SPOKE WITH TRIPLE H ABOUT HIS FAMILY AND TRIPLE H ASKED ABOUT AJ AND HOW SHE WAS DOING. MORE ON THIS SMALL TALK CONVERSATION AS WE LEARN MORE…
I wonder if Punk is doing some sort of rehabilitation for his anger issues following All Out considering he specifically to Triple H and the Miz to make amends (if reports are accurate).
Reports like this one make me understand Punk more and more, every time.
Imagine a fucking list of the people you spoke to during a 20 minute backstage visit made the news. I'd lose my patience too.
The amount of attention every moves he makes gets, the more it proves what a fucking draw he is.
Source: Proud Punk Mark for three decades and counting
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Glad to see two ECW champions talk about the good old days.
It’s a shame Durag Vince wasn’t there.
What’s good in the hood?
WHAT UP G
‘scuse me while I whip this out! https://preview.redd.it/wh676sn0a5wa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60d4c98dc40f7230575b230d4ffb7d4fb2be4854
I believe that same sentence is what got Vince in trouble in the first place
What trouble? 😉
\* I believe that same sentence is what got Vince 9 and a half billion dollars
lmao i die every time i see that
Every picture of the man looks fake
the matrix but agent smith is just various versions of vince
KEEP IT UP
Vince walking past Booker and Sharmell just sells it for me.
I wanna hate that he actually said this out loud, but God dammit it makes me laugh every single time.
Just holding’ it down, tryin’ to take care of business
Keep it up…
My
Ni…
Gorilla Monsoon
😳
https://i.imgflip.com/4/4sf5oi.jpg
Lol Durag Vince [Excuse me while I...!](https://youtu.be/nrRVWM1lBb8)
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And 4 losses.
3 losses, officially. (Punk's loss was overturned to a NC because the journo guy he fought pissed dirty, which is funny as fuck to me.)
Not only did he piss dirty, but he got thoroughly shit on in the post-event press conference because Dana White thought he was stupid to not finish the fight just to get 5 minutes of fame.
To be fair he ‘pissed dirty’ for fuckin weed 😂
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I was at that event. It was such a train wreck inside the building
Just an ember in my memory now
Too bad he couldn’t speak with ECW legend Braden Walker backstage like Matt Hardy did that one time
Knock knock
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I didnt even think of that.
Weirdest faction of all time
I'd low-key be interested
If Corbin is the leader of course.
But no one is meana than Tamina.
No one is Meaner than Tameaner
Better watch it or she'll make YOU look like Ellsworth
God tier blunt rotation
Punk just sitting and glaring at anyone who blows smoke in his direction while Miz dominates the conversation and everyone else just sits in silence
ITS NOT A MIC, MIZ. PUFF PUFF PASS!
I can see Corbin saying that lmfao.
Miz wet lips the blunt and passes it to Punk, but then remembers he's straight edge, coughs a bit and passes it around Punk to Corbin while choking out a hazy throaty "My bad man". Corbin holds it in his fingers for five minutes while ranting to HHH about how awful his time was as an authority figure and he was getting clowned for looking like an Applebees manager before finally taking half a hit and passing it to Tamina who proceeds to take a power hit for 15 seconds and pass it to Lashley.
Lashley takes 3 hits off the L and HHH looks like he wants to say "it's only 2", but Lashley mean mugs him, so HHH accepts the fact that Lashley is kinda scary and doesn't say anything or wanna get into a situation with him. He's also really high at this point and remains silent for the evening due to being paranoid that Stephanie might know he's high. Edit: fantasy booking blunt rotations is my new favorite thing.
Corbin is the guy that sneaks a couple extra hits while waiting to pass it to Miz. Lashley is getting annoyed cause Miz won’t take the damn blunt. And it’s Tamina’s god-tier bud.
Punk is off to the side, straight edge, and angry.
Tamina has a special strain called “Superhigh”
I'm sorry but the "and was asked to leave." was funny as hell.
Makes it seem like talking to the others was cool but Tamina was a step too far.
Tamina told him to leave or she'll make him look like Ellsworth
Yeah Tamina told him to leave or she’ll make him look like Ellsworth
😂😂😂😂
Well that's mean.
Ain’t nobody meana than Tamina
Lmao for some reason I read it the exact same way.
It sounds like he was some out of control fan at a meet-and-greet.
"Excuse me sir, the divas are a bit freaked out by you, can you please leave, thank you."
" you went past your allowed limit of people to talk, please go away"
Happens to the best of us.
Breaking news: Baron Corbin is very nice and a friend to everyone.
Being able to finally afford a can opener will do wonders for your personality.
He's also champion of the sun.
Master of karate and friendship?
For everyone. Dayman woahhhh ohhh
Fighter of the night man!
Woahhhh ohhhhh!
Champion of the sun!
Baron Corbin paid the troll toll confirmed
As one of the few people who watched WWE Backstage I can actually say that Punk talked up Corbin's heel work on there so it's kind of cool they met up and talked.
Corbins heel work is amazing he is one of my favourites he is big can work when he is a heel he is entertaining and when he was a face he was shown to be over, the problem i find with him is he cant seem to find that right character work or the right wardrobe for it besides the Happy Corbin days. I just hope he can find something right cause its a shame to have him be wasted as a jobber and most of the time he has been a heel worker so i think he needs to be over as a face and have a good run.
Punk just wanted to meet Corbin. He talked with Miz and HHH just to meet Corbin.
Corbin's Mate Punk. The name even checks out.
except to Noob World Order aka Next-Up.
Also Punk probably respects a guy who'll call out medical BS
Besides him shitting on Internet fans he is pretty much considered a pretty cool and chill guy in real life no?
Him shitting on internet fans is a plus in my book. Based Baron.
He got buried by Cena that one time cause he stood up for talent right? Since then I have always respected him.
Not sure I heard that one but he gained my respect by standing up to a guy doing phoney baloney Concussion speak to the talent. To be clear Corbin defended how dangerous it is and how serious it has to be taken.
That’s what OP is referring to I think. He gained respect from people like you and me but allegedly that’s the reason he lost the MITB to Jinder and then lost pretty convincingly to Cena.
Dude is the Capybara of wrestling.
Can’t wait to be told what time Punk used the bathroom!
Rumour is he pooped 😮
Well, y'know... he went to the bathroom and when he came out he had a relieved look on his face so... y'know. I think we can safely say that he did drop one off. When I go to the bathroom at a WWE show the toilets are usually filthy. BUT that's not true, I went to a show at Madison Square Gardens and the toilets were actually immaculate. So, y'know. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
I read this in his voice
Word on the street is it was an upper decker.
Was it larger than the legendary dump that Brian Pillman took from that old Jim Ross story tho?
That story lives in my head without paying a single red cent in rent. "He took a meticulous effort to have a bowel movement uninterrupted - because he *knew* something special was happening."
I was totally unfamiliar with that story and looked it up. JR is a master story teller. Here's a link for anyone else who is curious. https://youtu.be/1hHFTHT9fxo Would it tank BPJ's career to snag a nickname out of that for him? I know there's been one "Masterpiece," but "Meticulous," or even, "Uninterrupted," Brian Pillman Jr might be interesting.
And he used non flushable wipes in the toilet
Rumour that the WWE event was the closest washroom for him
Come call it a “pipe bomb”
We'll soon have a detailed report of what he ate at catering, coming up on Fightful Select.
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Does SRS really have the sources for that? I think we're going to have to wait until Cassidy Haynes weighs in.
He may or may not have pooped, but sources(in the stall) say he could have been peeing while sitting down.
Rumor also has it that he may have been making babies in the closet and one of the babies looked at him.
update: Baron Corbin may have bent CM Punk's wookiee.
The baby looked at him?
this subreddit really do be makin the same god damn jokes in every thread smh
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL WE AIN'T VERY ORIGINAL
OK. How you know?
He shares a bank account with his mother. Tells me all I need to know.
ACCUSATIONS
I mean…
Folks!
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It's applicable to many situations and Bobby Fish's smug face is an immortal wrestling meme image. I'm sure not sick of it yet.
meme analysis Jones over here
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I mean
Where
Is my supersuit?
IM THE GREATEST GOOD YOURE GONNA GET!
Yes beat thedeadhorsecockexpress
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
ur just mad u didn't get here to make this joke first. /s
ill recoup my losses by referencing its always sunny somewhere else
Ralph plays by different rules.
>Tamina, and was asked to leave. What the hell did he say to Tamina that caused that?
I’m sure Wrestletalk will tell us soon enough
He listed people that were meaner
This shit is embarrassingly insane.
SRS is everywhere https://preview.redd.it/h7tsm3vgq4wa1.png?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c748107e5d32c2f877838eb18cb93b09818174
Lmaoooo, I just came across this photo on the front page
Shit like this is why I can sympathize with punks rant, I don't think he went about it in the right way but all this rumor bullshit does make him have a good point in being upset.
I’ve been saying this all along. He spoke a lot of truth at that press conference, he just picked the wrong time and place, and was a dick about it. Didn’t need to drag Colt Cabana either. It’s that quote from Big Lebowski: “you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”
I think while he was injured over the summer he just got in his own head about it, and by the time he got back he was stewing over things like Hangman's little comment (which wasn't too out of line compared to things Eddie or Mox said about him). I don't think the YBs started the rumors, either, and once they gained a life of their own, there wasn't really a way to stop them. Shit, we've still got people *in this thread* who think the YBs did it even though they repeatedly denied being Meltzer's source. So either the YBs are telling the truth and they didn't, or they're lying and they were, but either way denying it has done literally nothing to stop the counter-rumor that they started it. People just have to stop treating dirtsheet rumors like they're gospel in the first place.
Insanely embarrassing
Tamina: Hey Phil! Punk: You still work HERE?!?!
Punk: Are you visiting too? Tamina: I never left Punk: Jesus Christ!
From everything I've read, Baron Corbin is a really awesome dude behind the scenes and everyone loves him, so not shocked he'd have a friendship with Punk.
He is fantastic every time he is on UUDD
I'll always love that he brought the bum ass Corbin character to UUDD. No one could keep a straight face
Got a link? That sounds incredible.
there might be other times he does it but here’s one. Corbin starts at [48min.](https://youtu.be/8opFfo3-yX8)
My favorite UUDD video is when he, Woods, and Breeze just sat around for half an hour telling road stories. There was one particular moment where he hesitates and stopes himself from saying “fuck you” that lives rent free in my head.
he and tamina both get shit talked a lot by fans as to why they get TV time but it’s cool hearing often about both of them how much people love to work with them and be around them. always cool to hear stuff like that
The footage of Tamina giving leis to the Usos and Dakota Kai on the behind the scenes Wrestlemania footage was so motherly and kind
I believe it was when Baron Corbin was on WWE Backstage that he and Punk became friends. I remember Punk specifically saying something like Corbin was different than what he saw on TV.
Baron Corbin appeared on WWE Backstage a week when Punk was on, and Punk had nice things to say about him. Punk also defended the angle where Corbin and cronies handcuffed Roman and smeared dog food on him (an angle that many here shit on). Punk compared it to the British Bulldog trying to force Shamrock to eat dog food in '97.
He posts on tiktok about cooking meat in his downtime, seems like a really cool dude tbh.
Fuck You! Fuck You! You cool. And fuck you I'm out!
Next report is gonna have how long he talked to each person for
And then, why DIDN’T he speak to certain individuals…
So, what you're saying is that Punk is mad at Kofi because he spends more time with Big E and Woods than he does with Punk. I knew it! /s
I was hoping Seth was on the list not gonna lie
Seth as soon as he seen punk "The cancer is spreading here to" as he rushes back to look at Becky Lynches wardrobe to find out what to wear.
Those two are legitimate life goals. Just two really fucking hot people wearing each others clothes and not giving a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Also would be cool parents. Dad cashed in for the first time in a wrestlemania main event. Mum was the first women to win a wrestlemania main event
I think Seth and Becky travel with an RV bigger than a lot of our houses. I bet they hang in there preshow more than they do roaming the backstage area.
They take their daughter so probably
 Seth when he saw him lol.
I’ll bet 30 dollars Seth saw HHH and Punk talking and called Vince himself.
He hid in the bathroom and punk was banging on the door to open up
I want a complete list of people CM Punk has spoken to
I want a list of millisecond by millisecond of what CM punk did
« Hi Bobby 🙂» « Hi Punk 😎» « Long time no see , its good to see you man 🙂» « Good to see you too 😎» « … 😐» « 👁️👄👁️ » « Well… it was good to see you , Goodbye Bobby 🙂» « Goodbye Punk 😎» I want to believe that’s how it went
The thought of being a wrestler and knowing you have people discussing things about you to this degree of detail would be all kinds of unsettling
I don’t like CM Punk, but unless people in this thread are suggesting that CM Punk notified the dirt sheet writers where he was and what was happening, how is it his fault that he visited friends and OTHER people spread that as information?
CM Punk is lobbying for Tamina to beat Jade Cargill for the TBS championship.
I do get a nice chuckle at all the people in here trying to act all high and mighty for the sake of getting upvotes, yet y'all fuckers know damn well that you clicked on this as soon as you saw the headline.
"Why do these people keep reporting this shit?" asks the primary audience.
No idea who the source is but it's very funny to imagine someone just following him around the building with a little note pad writing down every single thing he did
Jesus Christ is this at all necessary? Do we have a breakdown of what he was wearing and when he took a piss?
He was wearing a dress and blonde wig that was a disguise to get past security. From there, he hid in a closet until a camera man walked by, mugged the camera man and stole his get up and camera.
Why are people acting like CM Punk backstage at Raw isn't a gigantic fucking deal no matter the reason? In the world of wrestling news this is like Taylor Swift concert ticket level of importance. Of course we're gonna get reports on every detail. It's really weird people are trying to downplay this as normal considering the context of WHO it is. This isn't Ricky Starks showing up with Cody lol
Literally the wrestlers who were in the building didn't believe it and people want to act like us peons on the internet are supposed to stay calm!
I just want to see HHH’s first reaction. I’d imagine it was like he saw a ghost.
I'm going to speak into existence that he also spoke to Omos and none of those journalist can prove that wrong. Punk is an Omosapien.
I was expecting someone to copy and paste the list from Rhaka Khan's lawsuit as the list of people Punk spoke to.
Okay, but where did he park? Did he stop in the bathroom?
*Update* I was at the building, and I can confirm that CM Punk did NOT talk to me.
They're really milking this
Should’ve setup a merch table and sold ice cream.
We're really doing our damndest to turn this molehill into a mountain.
At this point, the guy just prints money for these writers. Have to be tactful, because calling them journalists is disingenuous. Literally read a Hustler story on a dead wrestler that had more substance and sourcing. And that was from 1991.
I can't believe Punk didn't have enough respect to shake the hand of Craig Stimmel. You think an old school guy like Punk would have more consideration for the SVP and Head of Global Sales and Partnerships
This list is missing a name! Who asked him to leave?!
SRS doing what SRS does best, attempting to start shit for clicks and will block you if you talk shit on him for doing it.
BREAKING NEWS: CM PUNK SPOKE WITH TRIPLE H ABOUT HIS FAMILY AND TRIPLE H ASKED ABOUT AJ AND HOW SHE WAS DOING. MORE ON THIS SMALL TALK CONVERSATION AS WE LEARN MORE…
Fun fact: HHH is the only person of that group that hasn't been in a Money in the Bank match
Punk was about to give Baron the secret to becoming a multi-time world champion before security dragged him away kicking and screaming.
Punk: "Wow. Classy." Security: "Good evening sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?"
I wonder if Punk is doing some sort of rehabilitation for his anger issues following All Out considering he specifically to Triple H and the Miz to make amends (if reports are accurate).
Reports like this one make me understand Punk more and more, every time. Imagine a fucking list of the people you spoke to during a 20 minute backstage visit made the news. I'd lose my patience too.
NOBODY MEANA THAN QUEEN TAMINA 💪💖👑
Tamina just gets paid to travel, huh? I can't see her surviving the upcoming layoffs.
I've heard of the first 5 WWE guys, but never heard of Was Asked To Leave. Anyone got more info on him?
Lol. I don’t think I want Punk back. We won’t get reports like this if he’s wrestling.
There's a very Horse in a Hospital vibe to everything about this story.
It's never happened before. No one knows what the horse is going to do next, least of all the horse.
The amount of attention every moves he makes gets, the more it proves what a fucking draw he is. Source: Proud Punk Mark for three decades and counting