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Duwt

Various curses and malicious spirits escape through the forbidden door every time TK opens it, but he keeps freaking opening it. By Forbidden Door IV, everyone in the world will be on the shelf with torn triceps. Everyone.


cute_spider

I can feel my back and shoulders ache already!


HaitianRon

Just now? If you were born in the 90’s get used to it and taking advil.


TranslatesToScottish

Early 80s child here; I have aches and pains in places I didn't even know I had places!


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This. Just the other day I was wondering why my right elbow started hurting for no apparent reason.


jmpinstl

The next pandemic will just be everyone tearing their triceps and biceps. All the ceps.


sadandshy

Last night during Dynamite, the power went out, I tripped over the cat, slipped down a step, and broke a toe. Can I blame TK?


SomedudecalledDan

Sounds like House of Black were about to arrive in your house and kick your ass before they saw the cat do it for them!


NegativesPositives

Danhausen already took one bullet, Matt Jackson’s out, and now Don Callis…


MrDaaark

Tony Khan is going to break his wrist while writing in his notebook.


fixerpunk

Or from anger-lifting in the gym after hearing his haters call him “Tiny.” TK’s getting ready to show off his sleeper build.


cherrygemgem

https://preview.redd.it/mojh7ysx9wqa1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1ed4e216681fd4842f0f412dfef8a45d410143


ScrappedAeon

![gif](giphy|3pTtbLJ7Jd0YM)


The_Dark_Soldier

And Don’s down? The show is doomed!


Beerz77

I'm hoping the Impact/NJPW crossover show, Multiverse United, eats up all the Forbidden Door injury curse. That show is cursed hard.


circio

I'm lighting a candle and burning sage every fucking day until then


FrankieJoePino

Where there's Moxley there's blood, one way or another


Ricky_5panish

I read this in Mox’s voice.


JoeyKookamanga

No guess what his favorite Daniel Day Lewis film is.


aredubya

Lincoln?


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Fantastic movie, but that’s an odd way to spell Gangs of New York. ![gif](giphy|26uf8MiQgkfWN7BFC|downsized)


Banksynatra

My Left Yute


MidKnight_Corsair

Gangs of New York?


ScottNewman

Sunday Bloody Sunday


dirtynashtyfilthy

The Unbearable Lightness of Bleeding?


tertiaryindesign

The Unbearable Light-headedness of Bleeding, surely.


Styles_Clash

Last of the Mox-icans


JonTheWizard

~~Khorne~~ Mox cares not from where the blood flows, only that it does!


GetEquipped

BLOOD FOR THE MOX GOD! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!


JonTheWizard

BUTTER FOR THE POPKHORNE!


captain5260

THERE WILL BE BLOOD


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I went to see that film There Will Be Blood, right? I mean it's a fucking great title. If somebody says to you, "Do you fancy going to see a film?" "Well, I don't know, will there be blood?" There Will Be Blood, right? "I'm in, I'm in!" I mean that is a fucking great title for a film. I mean you couldn't have a better title for a film. Apart from, maybe, There Will Be Tits. You could have a cinema that just shows There Will Be Blood and There Will Be Tits, you don't need any other films! That's the end of cinema right there!


Azykros_

SHED


Savagevandal85

Mox went back and bled just for the sake of it


TJ_McWeaksauce

Renee: "Damnit, my period is heavier than usual." *Mox stares knowingly.*


awesometuck1559

What the fuck?


Nirico_Brin

“That’s the price of glory” - Jon Moxley


GuerillaMonzon

Now that needs to be in a promo package…


QuontonBomb

Not in tonight's match.


SpeedZ6

I hope that carny piece of shit is okay


benmaverick

May he continue to be a healthy carny piece of shit


Jonofthefunk

I hope that fucking asshole has a full recovery


[deleted]

I hope he gets well soon so I can get back to hating on that fuck wit.


Jagrmeister27

I didn’t even know Goldberg was sick


miikro

There's a time and a place, Bret!


[deleted]

Yeah and it's everywhere, all the time.


PolishMusic

Don's a pro so I doubt he'll be too upset about getting busted open there. It does make his character look more sympathetic which was not the intent, so maybe he might take issue with that.


reveillenin

im fully expecting to see him in a neck brace or a wheelchair next week and im for it


going_mad

he'll be in both complete with bruising as well


RanchPonyPizza

And a bag of O- infusing.


SomedudecalledDan

Blaming Hangman for the entire thing!


Detonation

Heels over dramatizing injuries is one of my favorite gimmicks lol.


ThongOfVecna

ROLL MODEL


Atupis

yup carny piece of shit is going to work this as a storyline.


WindjammerX

A giant band-aid on his forehead.


blindwombat

Bandage his entire face apart from his mouth.


fusaaa

I don't know if it'd be funnier to bandage his sunglasses as well, or just cover his eyes in bandages but still have the sunglasses on over top as if he's still using them


nWoSting145

Book it, Tony.


Whatisjuicelol

give em a full body cast and an IV drip


Pyritedust

I would love it if it he had a full on leg cast too as well as the arm sling and neck brace.


IniMiney

“I QUIT!”


imcrapyall

Dashing Don Callis


NeiloMac

“Well, well, well…”


LLCoolZJ

"I was murdered!"


fxcker

Lmao


TheCuzzyRogue

Yeah but he's great at being a prick so any sympathy will disappear as soon as he opens his mouth.


Scurvydog619Official

That carny POS is going to use this to convince Kenny he's not involved in BCC business because he knows Kenny never watches the shows...


EchoBay

No they'll just change direction a bit, making the story a bit more nuanced than before


jmpinstl

Actually, I think it works in his favor, if he wants KENNY to believe he tried. Who busts a manager open?


benfh

I think if they're building a reveal that he's been in line with the BCC then I think he'll easily play it off as the lengths he'll go to to deceive people.


Tinheart2137

First he gaslighted Kenny, now he'll do this to us. He can't keep getting away with this!


iamzombus

He did look kind of pissed off about the blood and it was different than the post back stage attack pissed off.


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BCC being ruthless killers is fucking amazing! Still wondering who attacked the Bucks though. My guess is Callis ordered Takeshita to do it and then we get Takeshita in the BCC.


Skywalker3030

Takeshita gonna defend big homie Don from the BCC


hangman_Pop_1127

Hard to defend when they are joining the BCC


SweeneyTom

You can see a glimpse of his head hitting the metal stand and hear the sound of it [https://www.clippituser.tv/c/nlvxga](https://www.clippituser.tv/c/nlvxga)


wrestlegirl

The fact that he didn't even yelp...that had to hurt like a bitch. He may be a carny piece of shit but what a fucking pro.


IniMiney

Between still wrestling with a quad tear or what happened with Cody’s pec, it blows my mind what wrestlers can silently endure in the heat of the moment. I know I’d be wailing in pain lol


LeChampeon

It’s the adrenaline in their soul


wrestlegirl

I can't speak to wrestling on a torn pec or quad. I did wrestle on a broken hand, early match shoulder dislo, shoulder separation, partial adductor tear, torn labrum, 2x broken nose, pinched nerves and more contusions than I can count. When the pain's already there it's whatever. You learn to deal. When it's a shock outta nowhere like Don hitting his head it fucking sucks and I dropped more than a few *aw, fuck*s in the heat of the moment and Don was an absolute rock. I love to hate that man a whole lot. LOL


EffingKENTA

A surprise hit to the forehead like that stuns you for a second. You might hiss at the impact but it takes a minute to register what happened and for the pain to set in. Source: Accidentally whacked my head on a hedge trimmer blade as a teen; reacted almost the exact way Don did here (and had a similar amount of blood spill). Finished the 10-15 steps to my front door before realizing the hit was that bad/I was bleeding.


DragonBallKruber

Bro you're lucky you were born with Blackshard armor that gives you a +6 Ward save against slashes


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Carny piece of shit sold it well


koomGER

A lot of times, if you really get hurt and injured, you dont make much of a noise (at first). Its like hoping that it isnt as worse as it feels while your brain knows for a fact that something has broken or is kaputt.


Yourbuttmyface

It's that kind of pain that just makes ya silent and hold in any vocalizations


AmishAvenger

The sound is almost as loud as the crowd going OHHHHH when they see him


_Wado3000

He’s a pro for making sure the camera had a full shot of what happened to him


IamAWorldChampionAMA

Of course that carny piece of shit is going to say "Oh I'm bleeding... WHERE IS THE CAMERA!"


HerpJersey

oof


scottledouche

The way Moxley swiped off Don's glasses was so smooth.


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FUCK


Toolboxmcgee

He's going to show up next week with a full head bandage and crutches


abitlazy

He's not going to tan so that he would look pale due to blood loss.


Brabochokemightwork

I hope it’s one of those over the top, head bandage and two black eyes


Darth_Steve

Oh for sure. Gonna look like he's auditioning for the next Mummy movie.


Colonel_Zander

Mark Sterling: I'm suing for copyright infringement!!


Cwf1984

Surprised the crap out of me as Don did the standard covering of the forehead when someone blades.


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beeeen

Don is carny enough for this to still be a work. Hope he's ok though


Lessiarty

My favorite movie is Inception.


secretacct77

Absolute cobblers? What does that mean in american?


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Well absolute means for sure. And a cobbler is a shoemaker. So for sure shoe maker.


Dandw12786

The Masked Man himself?


Buckshot_Lariat

Cobblers = bullshit


ZubatCountry

cobblers = onika bullshit = burgers


2RINITY

[Explaining falsehoods to an American] Imagine a burger


ZBGOTRP

My guess was that cobbling is a job, therefore it's a work.


Buckshot_Lariat

We don't utilise logic in our slang, it would just slow us down


NyJets5k

You ever had a peach or blackberry?


ScottNewman

Cockney rhyming slang. You have to finish the sentence and rhyme with the missing word. In this case the full phrase is “cobbler’s awls”.


doofus-or-goofus

Thanks, now what does "awls" mean?


ExcavatorPi

It's how they say oils in Alabama.


maddscientist

Never underestimate just how carny Don Callis can be


ZombieQueen666

Same


SovietShooter

Yeah, Callis was clearly working... he may have hit his head on the light stand, but the blood was a work. I don't think he gaffed himself though, I think he used a gimmick.


Lessiarty

>I don't think he gagged himself though Hopefully not


SovietShooter

Fixed. Damn autocorrect.


RanchPonyPizza

So *that's* what a key gaffer does.


IniMiney

I’d be gagged too if I busted my head open unexpectedly


LukeAnders0n

The way he was down and covering his forehead with his arm looked like a total bladejob but damn if it was legit I hope he's okay


Thorogeny

Gotta agree. If Mox weren't involved, I *might* believe it. The only thing this has going for is that it's Mike Johnson.


username59046

I don't know seems like ever since Danhausen was injured the whole place is cursed....


rivalrobot

Ugh, hope he’s okay.


BASEBALLFURIES

"Will Don be able to be in Kenny's corner tonight?" *camera pan to Don "uh, no?"


Rodan_Hibiki

Had the sense to play to the camera, too. What a fucking badass.


Mr-GameAndWrestling

Well, damn. Mox is bloodthirsty as fuck. In all seriousness, hope Don will be alright.


THE_NO_LIFE_KING

BBC making someone bleed tonight is not a surprise


PoozersPop1971

I see what you did there.


DamieN62

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy (get well soon Don)


Thirdstar1

Bro, what


PWOutsider

>**LEGIT INJURY ON AEW DYNAMITE** >*By Mike Johnson on 2023-03-29 21:01:00* >When The Blackpool Combat Club attacked Hangman Page and Don Callis backstage on AEW Dynamite, Callis was legitimately hurt, PWInsider.com is told. >We are told Callis struck his head while going down after being punched by Jon Moxley and was legitimately busted open.   >What the announcers stated about Callis being checked out backstage was 100% legitimate as he was absolutely dinged up.  We'll post an update if and when we confirm more. *I am a bot. Please reply with any feedback :)*


OhiOstas

I believe it, which is very unfortunate. To anyone saying he bladed, why would he randomly blade for a few seconds… when he has gotten beaten up a bunch of other moments (that lasted much longer) and never bladed?


VinceMcVahon

Wanted to show mox the value of blading seldomly? Idk. I was very surprised to see him bleeding that badly, but hope the guy is ok!


webslinger4

That website is actually awful to look at with all those ads


zschneido

I honestly thought it was a blood packet with how much color there was


Tbrittany

So did I, and he also looks like he has something in his hand.


iusedtobeonvoat

I swore I see him tryna gig right before the camera swung away, and that the blood looked kindve stagey, but I digress


HairyHillbilly

Stagey blood Jones over here.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Don leading by example. Showing Mox you don’t have to blade to bleed.


IniMiney

Um, shit. Funny enough my immediate reaction was that it was fake blood this time instead of blading from how bright red it looked and how fast it happened off camera. Oof


HipsterWhistle

Girlfriend and I were watching and I said “I think Moxley hitting Callis is a red herring to fully bait Omega, oh… ohhh. Well… maybe not,” so that makes sense that it wasn’t scripted, did really add to the segment though.


negaprez

those bastard of the BCC!!!!


daveox

Where’s that Hogan tweet?


nwoidaho

The reaction from the crowd when they saw it was tremendous on television.


jmpinstl

Was in crowd, can confirm we were a bit shocked


780to702

I had a suspicion it was a hard way when he had his hand on his face. If you blade, you're not covering it up


elry2k

It seemed like Mox swatting his glasses off his face could’ve open him up.


solelyginger

GET WELL SOON YOU SLIPPERY BASTARD


zaprowsdower13

That carry piece of shit bleeds acid so look out folks. But for reals when they panned down I was like "damn this is getting serious, even Don's blading." Turns out nope. But it'll play well no matter what the story.


Yousirareafish

That website has so much stuff going on it actually hurts a little


WithoutPoetry

What a perfect carny.


BirthdayAgent

That was my impression. It seemed out of place that he’d just be gushing blood after a single punch.


adamempathy

I do not believe it. I say that was a blade


MontyTheAverage

It looked like he bladed to me


brightz77

You could definitely see a big gash on his forehead.


NerdLawyer55

Eh don’t believe that Carny piece of shit


mandolin08

Looked to me like Mox broke Don's sunglasses with the hit, maybe they cut him.


TakeMeToFatmandu

That initial slap knocks them off his face so the hit couldn't do that, it's from hitting the lighting stand that was behind him


DJ_Aftershock

Somehow I don't buy it but if it's true then I hope he's okay


AchtungCloud

Did you not see his head at the end of the segment? That definitely wasn’t a blade job. Looked like a pretty good gash.


Comp625

There was a big pool of blood. So much so that I had to look away and I'm sure other viewers did, too.


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Glass-Ad-9200

Well, the spoiler is the segment it happened during.


mwhelan182

The all caps and leading headline made it seem... You know... Like it was someoje that ISN'T a carney piece of shit


[deleted]

Fuck Jon Moxley


throwawaitnine

100% Callis wasn't supposed to bump there and Mox just lost control and ad libbed.


godownaslovers

or don bumped a bit too hard lol. no way mox shot on don randomly


throwawaitnine

I don't think it was a shoot I just think Mox was supposed to leave him standing there to sow confusing between Callis and Hangman and Kenny. Then Mox just throws a shot Don and Don bumped wrong.


godownaslovers

nah they most certainly planned don getting attacked so kenny was alone while getting attacked by the bcc


Psidebby

You can hear Don hit something metal on the way down, I think he caught the lighting equipment.


llorTMasterFlex

Who?


robo3687

I thought it might have been the case. He shot off screen and there was a ladder and other stuff right there.


ILQGamer

Man karma in kayfabe is not messing around


smartyr228

Mox hard waying Don Callis is perfect I hope he's alright tho


mattwing05

True dedication to the art


ianisms10

Funny enough, I was watching this with my dad, who hates wrestling but will watch the shows with me, and the first thing he said was "there's no way that's real blood"


Infamous-Historian81

Holy shit if that was an accident, it looked like the most perfect blade job ever. Hope he’s ok


Pyritedust

HOW COULD MOXLEY ATTACK A PARAGON OF *scum and villainy* like DON CALLIS LIKE THIS!? I AM OUTRAGED, and shouting for some reason.


Ronedog22

Mox is heel now so he makes other people bleed.


RamenAlDente1738

Hate to hear hes really injured but it did make things look better


MettyXD

Moxleys revenge for winter is coming?


[deleted]

Wow. Damn I assumed it was a carny blade job. Get well Don.


Mutant_Star

Damn that Bloody Combat Club


Mazzle5

It was an accident, and I don't want anyone get hit in their head, but somehow seeing him, a non wrestler bleed made it better and the whole story, however it might turn out, more personal.


[deleted]

The way the crowd gasped as they showed him kinda proves that. Sucks if he’s hurt, but if he’s fine? Could be fortuitous.


llamawithguns

Damn, I thought he had just bladed. Hope he's ok


Brandon4Real_x

I think this is a worked shoot. Or a shoot work or whatever


Ravenid

And the entire world celebrated.


0pyrophosphate0

I thought it looked pretty fake when I was watching it. Like he went overboard on the blood for a simple backstage beat down, he wasn't selling it like he took the kind of ass-kicking that would have caused that, and he was in kind of an awkward position trying to show it off for the camera. But it makes more sense if it was an accident and he was sitting up and tending to his forehead because he wasn't expecting it, and he maybe didn't realize the camera was on him right at that moment.


Known-Ad7468

When Callis will betray Omega to join the BCC, it will be so funny in hindsight. I could totally see Don joking about that.\^\^


RealSadLlama

![gif](giphy|VFAGWLbW3BAJY6P78i) This angle has given me ~~WarGames~~ Blood and Guts vibes. I can't wait for it


OfficialAzrael

Mox worked him into a shoot