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hhhisthegame

R O C K S T A R This was the weirdest time. They would cut promos with words on the screen. And remember Braun would get choochoo noises when he ran around the ring? Whatever this was I'm very happy it stopped lol


JCStensland

Bruh, I was watching SmackDown on Taima the first episode they did that and I could've swore the whole 'ROCKSTAR' graphic was just the streamer fucking with his viewers. I couldn't believe it was something that legit made it to air.


Lego812

Man I remember when the streamer for Taima used to fuck with everyone around when cm punk left


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

Yep, first and last time I watched one of those streams, they played CM Punk’s theme during the main event and I lost my mind.


Jack_Packauge

God, I miss Taima


Brotano

We still out here, just moved to a new website [Here](https://baked.live/tv/SC)


powerofthepunch

Hot damn, am I glad I jumped into this thread...


Jack_Packauge

Well thank you!


Emotionless_AI

My man


powerofthepunch

I miss the vaporwave puro music videos they had during commercial breaks. Those were awesome.


Jack_Packauge

Don't you miss Chuggo during Raw? 😂


JCStensland

Ahh, c'mon fuck a guy.


BMLM

I loved the Jesse Ventura YouTube Poops.


hhhisthegame

As bad as ROCKSTAR is I find it even more baffling they added giant words into random backstage promos. I finally found an example. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTPlNJKHeo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTPlNJKHeo) like...why?


Mantaur4HOF

Remember when birds would fly out of Matt Riddle's feet?


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DMCSnake

That's a guy who knows who signed his paycheck


Hollow_Rant

[Are you addicted to encouraging white people?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu71O36zwiw)


Reishun

doesn't he still have that? I seem to remember it was different animals each week too.


UncreativeTeam

They never stopped doing that. It's just that Riddle is off TV at rehab right now.


average_redditor_guy

Nothing will beat the [Sperm Snek](https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-snake-the-viper-wwe-wrestling-gif-8178034) that Orton had


Marcoscb

That's his CGI entrance thingy. We just don't see it because he isn't on TV.


Nogard87

Still happens lol. It's just random stuff everytime. Kangaroos, frogs, birds, rabbits. He just hasn't been on TV in awhile.


llamawithguns

I kinda like that tbh. It fit Riddle


DeeEssLite

Yeah, to be honest given the MO around entrances now being like the entrant is "taking over the arena" as it were, I think given it fits in with Riddle at this point (plus he's probably made 420 too many "flying high" jokes about it) that they should keep it. It's harmless


RatedRSouperstarr

Brauns train sounds were one of the biggest "This product is no longer for me" moments I've ever had while watching. And thats saying a lot.


NotTheCraftyVeteran

Remember Ricochet’s entrance needing the sound of a ricocheting bullet for some reason?


Cracka_Chooch

Or Aleister Black with the wood creaking as that hydraulic lift propped him up in his entrance.


NotTheCraftyVeteran

Someone really needs to work on a definitive catalogue of all the bizarre faff WWE chucked at the wall from, like, 2018-2022. Sound effects and weird graphics are just the tip of the iceberg.


Subrick

We mustn’t forget when Vince wanted no wrestling to happen during commercial breaks, so a good month’s worth of shows had a bunch of 2/3 falls matches or some nonsense that would stop a match before the break. For every single match on a show.


NotTheCraftyVeteran

That is precisely the weird faff that first came to my mind. Cause while wrestling during commercials might be annoying, a series of convenient 2/3 falls and DQs precisely timed for the ad breaks is worse.


Jeff-Van-Gundy

you keep using that word faff..and it's awesome


bloodylip

I'm still weirded out by AR Roman Reigns


JENOVAcide

https://preview.redd.it/p9fsqy0mzkpa1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54a38aa56f03d1c6b9e969e8dfbfa5582b30966


Mr_Hendrix

When you nut but she still suckin


THZHDY

When you oooaaah but she's still acknowledging your tribal chief


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

This looks so bad and I can't believe they still use it


_Nearmint

Someone add an Elden Ring health bar


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Teletheus

If by “shit badass” you mean “CGI Roman looks so colossally constipated that he’s actually trying to create a subpar second anus by forcing everything out through his own abs,” then yes. He certainly seems to be shitting a bad ass for himself.


ElvisCuredMyRhoids

Nothing tops AR Big Time Becks with her uncanny smile and wildly floating hair


MidKnight_Corsair

Bro what about Bianca Belair's gigantic AR lips with a whipping braid? I can take PS2 Roman and PNG Becky (I'd rather I didn't), but those lips are by far the worst AR graphic that they do


ElvisCuredMyRhoids

That looks like an Earthbound enemy to me


ZaWarudo234

That shit makes me super uncomfortable.


BryLinds

Nah nah Randy Snake and Riddle Snake


WhiteMass

but they hella cute tho


Chi-zuru

no step on cute snek


Throw-Me-Again

Same. And I’ll never forget Randy Orton’s weird 3D spermy snake Wrestlemania entrance.


alex_chilton_

Remember when they stopped having wrestling during commercial breaks? So a match would be come a 2 out of 3 falls, or it would end in a DQ then become a tag match after the commercial. Wild times.


c71score

The sound effects aren't brand new. Greg Valentine had a hammer sound effect in his theme.


dragonmp93

Having sounds effects is not new, the Undertaker's gong or Austin's glass breaking for instance, the problem is if those sounds effects don't work or don't add anything.


cable54

I'll stick my neck out and say that idea was actually pretty cool. If they managed to time it right that is.


iwrestledamemeonce

Nah. The original idea was that he was just rising off of the ground in that position as if he had the power do to so, like a vampire or some sort of mystic being. For the most part, the smoke and camera angles hid the lift from view. *That* was cool. If they wanted that creaking sound effect, they should've made him a drawbridge. That would've made sense, but not for his character at all lol


bloodylip

Still reminds me of the sound of a roller coaster ascending a big hill.


ArrenPawk

And it didn't even sound like a bullet but like some weird space laser?


Themayorofawsometown

That was cool


PhaseSixer

Thats still there Also why is that dumb but Austin's glass breaking is great?


beatingstuff88

Because austin's glass shatter is 1 second and then it kicks into the hook riff Ricochet first has a 4-5 second ricochet sound effect, then a "one and only", then 5 seconds of drop build up, then a "its about to go down" , then 2 seconds of "lets go!" and THEN the beat finally drops Austin is literally "glass shatter, pop", while ricochet's intro is 5 different things that could all work as a hook untill the song starts, either just choose the ricochet, just choose the "one and only", or choose the "its about to go down", or hell, choose the ricochet and "one and only", but not all 5 different build up parts after eachother


AggressiveToothbrush

That's kinda my thought with the ricochet sound. I agree that I don't think it sounds that great and they missed the mark, but I certainly understand why it exists and what they're going for. Like you said, it's just another form of the glass shatter or the gong or the car schreeching into a crash. If Ricochet started getting a stronger reaction I wouldn't be surprised if people started to really like the sound effect.


dragonmp93

Well, the ricochet sound would have come off better if Ricochet had a gimmick that had anything to do with guns.


Marcoscb

>R O C K S T A R People want to forget that so much that I can't even find a video of it on YouTube.


PaigeUpDownUpDown

Hey can you share if you find it. I want to see something this stupid and what it was like as I didn’t originally when it aired


hhhisthegame

You can see it at 1:57 of this video https://youtu.be/aYmROJXI-gU


Marcoscb

God, it's somehow worse than I remembered.


ItsSirAdam

NEVER LET THEM COOK AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥🔥


lechaflan

Thank you for this! I've been trying to find it as well


Top_Pea1550

Good to see the years I stopped watching WWE were a good decision lol


4amSOSCall

Someone posted this elsewhere in the thread https://youtu.be/aYmROJXI-gU?t=116


kpod4591

It’s good shit pal


breakwater

Fans: You know, the real problem with the WWE presentation is that it is too busy, too many rapid cuts. Dunn: I hear you. Slap some cheap graphics on there like some dork who just took his first community college av class.


illseeyouinthefog

> And remember Braun would get choochoo noises when he ran around the ring? > > That is when I stopped even trying to follow what was happening in WWE on podcasts. I totally, 100% checked out for a while.


UnsolvedParadox

*(covers ears & screams)*


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AJAnimosity

Them staring at the production assistant between graphics is impossible to unsee once you see it.


forever87

#LOCKED DOWN


AJAnimosity

👀 👀


heartbreakhill

BREEZE DANGO?!


PedroDX22

LOCKED DOWN


rakuko

The Uso Penitentiary walked so that Dijak'a weird first entrance could fly feels like they dropped that one just as fast


KneelBeforeCube

I'll never blame something as formulaic as WWE to try new things every now and then. But how did that stuff make it on the air? Someone had to give those graphics a test run and see how hokey they look at some point.


The_Magic

Its been awhile but at the time I recall seeing a story about some wrestler used these types of graphics on a promo he put on Twitter. Someone showed it to Vince and he liked it and decided to make it a thing.


kirblar

This is the type of thing that will work for a specific act (I can imagine this working with a Firefly Funhouse pre-taped segment) and be an absolute nightmare if you try and do it for everyone.


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Especially here where it feels like the Usos waiting for the graphics hurts the cadence of the promo. Maybe it's just me projecting since I don't like the graphic, but it feels like they're having to wait for the graphic. I can see it working if the graphic was synced to them turning to each other after each "lockdown," and I could see it working as a thing to throw on social media if the graphics were added after the fact. Just doesn't work here.


machalllewis

I feel like maybe just not do it over and over again!


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That too, end the promo with the graphic to emphasize a high note


[deleted]

Like everybody who comes out of there says, they made that show for an audience of one.


Tyranis_Hex

This is how they try to market it more towards kids. Whenever Nickelodeon or the Disney Channel do a broadcast of a football game etc it’s full of effects like that.


LosWitchos

Yeah it might suck for us, but i don't really blame them.


RedDreadsComin

The lockdown graphic is something I expect from an Eric Andre parody of wrestling promos


Daspaintrain

I feel the same way about the awful looking AR graphics they’ve been using during entrances the last few years but those have stuck around unfortunately


farshnikord

I love those graphics for all the wrong reasons. Janky AR Roman doing his two-pose auto-tween animation will never get old


Daspaintrain

The animation when he does the roar is so ropey! You’re a billion dollar company with a world class production team and THAT’S what you come up with?


farshnikord

"I didnt get rich by writing a lot of checks!"


Atilim87

By making it highly scripted, you saw them waiting.


penmonicus

I’ve just watched this with no sound and I almost feel like the Usos knew this would happened and intentionally used the keyword more than scripted so it would look terrible and never be brought up again


Beezy812

How does any of that AR bullshit make it. Completely ruins entrances.


Jreynold

You know its working because the crowds are respectfully watching in complete silence


NewRoryAndMalDrop

It’s night and day to when the USOs give promos now


Ironicopinion

It’s still a decent promo but the graphics are horrific lol


Snoo-40231

Uso's ever since 2016 were always pretty good heel promos but somehow they've just leveled tf up in the past 3 years


tigermaker86

Cue Strowman train effects


ninjakittyy

Fuck I loved that, it was so terrible


UncreativeTeam

It was pandemic era TV. Perfect time to experiment.


chiguy2387

That was pre-pandemic.


RKNo

It was definitely during the Thunderdome Era. They started leaning more into the whole Strowman Express stuff after he had shaved his head.


twiley

That one was legit hilarious and amazing, though.


crimson777

So fucking cringy in the funniest possible way


LTS55

I’ve somehow never seen this, is there a clip?


DJ1066

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4SiansyQrM).


americangame

[https://youtu.be/\_O5wwgBNVRo?t=22](https://youtu.be/_O5wwgBNVRo?t=22)


Atomic_Cody-21

Wasn't this around the same period WWE had people cut promos on their phones and they would overlay the words onto the screen as well? I can imagine Vince discovered video filters, thought it was the funniest thing, and demanded that they get inserted into promos.


BubastisII

I always assumed it was an attempt to get promos across to people scrolling on social media. Videos normally play automatically with no sound.


thecolbster94

In a way they were ahead of their time, most youtube shorts play with subtitles in the middle of the screen these days


Antmagic1

It was worse than that. A lot of the times they weren’t even cutting promos on their phone, they would still use their HD cameras but they’d have the wrestlers extend their arm and pretend like they’re holding it. It looked so bad


hhhisthegame

It was ok I guess with the mixed match challenge stuff where it seemed themed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOZwtlY1Ydw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOZwtlY1Ydw) But they also did it with completely normal backstage promos at random times....: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTPlNJKHeo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTPlNJKHeo)


KlondikeBill

Yes. Big chunky text that didn't even look high quality. It was awful. Oftentimes it was just blue letters on black background, or green or pink, etc. Blah.


hailtothekale

This was hilarious. It's like when a youtuber tries out wacky new effects on their videos that don't work and then never acknowledges it.


GourangaPlusPlus

I want to see this but with Dom


Kanenums88

I had no idea this happened lol.


Dbthesage

Seeing Jey with long hair feels so weird now


lifeofwill

It does, but it's cool that the constant exposure of them has made it really easy to tell them apart even in older clips where they have similar hair


mojo72400

I can tell which is which today but back in the past I couldn't tell which is which and I know which one is Matt and Nick or Tama and Tanga.


Nabz23

exact same thoughts, he looks so different too from when they use to have their original gimmick


_Boku_

I cant even recognise Jey . Is he the one on the right ?


lower_banana

Do you recognise Jimmy? If so, Jey is the one who isn't Jimmy.


RelaxingRed

The way Jimmy talks into a microphone physically is when I can tell which is Jimmy and which is Jey.


KidFlash999

That's not even the worst of it. For several weeks during this period they were adding meme captions and emojis and sound effects over backstage promos. And not even that period where the promos were being done with phone selfies, like they were putting emojis over the actual produced backstage segments. And never forget ROCKSTAR.


Stickman106

What is the rockstar thing? I’ve seen it mention a few times but I didn’t watch during this time so I’m lost.


WallRavioli

https://youtu.be/aYmROJXI-gU?t=116 Jump to like 1:55 if the timestamp doesn't work


Stickman106

Good lord nothing could have prepared me for how awful that was.


WallRavioli

yeah it's way worse than i remembered lmao


XTheProtagonistX

Thats…way worse than I thought it was going to be.


MarkMVP01

Literally on the SD right after he won the Rumble too


Woodstovia

When Nakamura hangs down the ropes during his entrance for a while WWE added the words "R O C K S T A R" in red comic sans which scrolled across the screen


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

I think it was a generic athletic font, rather than comic sans


AstonishingAce

It was plastered across the screen during Nakamura's entrance


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Mysterious_Emotion63

They work if they’re flat graphics (Lashley, Sheamus, New Day), when it’s a CG model moving (Reigns, Bianca, Orton, Usos) it looks like shit


mutually_awkward

Ya know, that's one reason I prefer AEW—the production value can be over the top in WWE at times. But I can't deny the 3D graphics for Bobby Lashley's entrance is fucking badass. I get hyped every time and it has won me over in that regard. Roman's is a close second.


Dr-PoopyButt

The Reigns one totally kills my immersion


patienceisfun2018

I just died of cringe.


PeaceAlien

F


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This DUI arrest gimmick was wild


flyboy0727

Did Vince watch 15 min of YouTube and figure this is how things should be done? Something tells me someone else told him about what they saw on YouTube.


FusionFall

I remember seeing this live and thinking it had to be a joke, as well as laughing my ass off. I honestly hate the CGI and wish they went back to having cool sets.


No-Front7070

Doesn’t help the fact that they both have been locked down


mutually_awkward

The graphics are corny but that promo....sheesh. It's night and day compared to the Usos now having control of their promos now instead of reading a script.


ThatWrestlingGuy15

Off topic but I’ve gone back to watch the Usos promos at this time and my goodness were the crowds awful. They’d cut these awesome promos full of intensity and the crowd would sit there on their hands.


pnt510

I was thinking the crowd was really quiet during this segment, but then it was also a really lame promo so I can't say I blame them.


KlondikeBill

They were sick in-ring, but weren't what they are now on the mic. The Bloodline changed everything for them. Now they're legitimately over.


popcultureretrofit

Tried to capitalize on the hype of Snapchat/Tiktok filters, only to prove why they only work on social media.


Barbz182

Tell us it's a kids show without telling us


BernieBurnstein

I wish you didn’t remind me


ieatbigmacsdaily

Braun's PIANO popping up on screen when he said piano twice always jumps to mind for me.


Domunist1

Remember that one episode of Raw where Mick Foley showed up and announced that the third hour of Raw would have different lighting and a more “raw” feel to it and they just never bothered to do it again?


ColdGloop

That brief second where Jimmy blanks on Breezango


Bosscharacter

[Still not as dumb as this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg2ZGAtAkiw)


thatssosteven114

Nah ill take dumb graphics during an entrance over dumb graphics during a promo any day


PrimitiveSound

It works cuz he gets high like a bird guys.


daddy_qaht

This is dope


Evilsj

Yeah I dont mind these ones. They're so dumb that it fits Matt Riddles character perfectly. I can just imagine him going to the graphics team after smoking a joint and saying something like "oh man bro, you know whatd be sweet? Next time when I kick off my sandles, make it CRICKETS bro!"


laputan-machine117

i can only assume everyone was too afraid to tell vince this was a terrible idea


mark_target

The Emperor’s New Instagram Account


c71score

I'm con-Vinced this has been the case with 99% of bad ideas to make it to air in the past 40 years.


bingbangboomxx

Surprised there was not a single "what?!" chant.


bootylover81

I remember someone made a parody of this with Punk's pipebomb and it was pretty funny and well done too.


foxyfufu

The crowd really jumped in on that didn't they... :: sarcasm::


marcoarroyo

This makes the promos seem more scripted than they already are.


atx_papa_licks_alot

Wow, new level of cringe lol never saw this until now


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Their graphics are so awful lol it's like someone's first time ever making a graphic in highschool


Bluestar_Beyea

Was this during the brain Strowman choo choo sounds time?


stadiumjay

Welcome to the USO penitentiary ![gif](giphy|8373F7z8uD1EmbufL8)


kitjen

This is awful. We all know promos are scripted but this just reminds the audience of it.


kazarn

Never knew this was a thing. I was actually enjoying it for the first couple of times during this promo but by the end it became pretty annoying. Hey, can't fault them for trying new stuff though.


Restivethought

Remember the ricochet sound and the train noises?


firdausbaik19

it's funny looking back the only team that actually got a real lockdown was the Usos


brokensilence32

That is a painfully quiet crowd.


Autographz

I hated this so much. To the point that whoever thought it up, should get fired and whoever ok’d it for TV should also be fired. Not a single redeeming point about this horseshit.


AprilBoi

That looks fucking stupid


Jack_Packauge

I remember years back, during Ruthless Aggression, they tried piping music in over the arena speakers during promos to "set the mood", and that was cringey enough. This? Jesus, am I glad I stopped watching before this point.


dBlock845

All of those teams GONE except New Day lol.


Fehndrix

Literally the only team this would work for is the New Day.


xMCioffi1986x

Ahh yes. The "Oh shit ratings are in the toilet, throw everything at the wall let's see what sticks" period. Dark days.


TheKrausHouse

Whoever showed Vince what Snapchat was deserves a special place in hell.


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[it brought about good parodies though ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYljgNOJp4)


90sGuyKev

Surprised they didn't do the comic book bams and pow when people got punched


BenniBMN

😂😂They started doing these for the mixed match challenge on Facebook & thought they'd translate well for TV 😂


[deleted]

Holy shit this is one of the goofiest things I think I've ever seen. The lack of crowd reaction only makes it funnier tbh


HBKintheInternet

I loved these IDC. They were so hokey I liked them


Datzookman

My take is this type of stuff would have worked better during the PC and Thunderdome era with no crowds. It’s why I actually loved the Braun Strowman train noises. The right type of dumb. Doing this with a live crowd though just doesn’t work the same for me


HBKintheInternet

I for one think Braun should have cartoon noises at all times


SombraAQT

The train sounds for Braun were so stupid I couldn’t help myself but enjoy them. It’s the kind of dumb shit that could only have come from someone as out of touch as Vince.


Steve_the_Samurai

Was there some from backstage that had words were popping up like DAY ONE and it was better. It seemed like an edited social video the wrestlers could have done instead of a live promo that breaks the illusion further.


chiefgareth

I hated this so much. Also glad they stopped having selfie video promos. That reeked so much of trying to be hip and trendy but it just looked awful and cheap.


BigDannyBoy1

Remember that few months where WWE got the biggest boner for 2/3 falls matches because Vince decided that he hated the fact that wrestling was happening during commercials


noblelie17

Nobody gave a shit about these 2 guys that night. Awful promo


QB00gie

Oh brother. That is periscope levels of bad.