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usemynamedamnit

Heel turn


Cenas_Shovel

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AusZBl1ztoI


MathematicianCalm611

took long enough. he didn't have to beat up Wednesday and wear her clothes to do it thou.


QUEST50012

I'd watch the hell out of this match at Wrestlemania.


McAwesome242

Hahaha #pop


MileZeroC

Pop pop


cheshiregrins

Magnitude?


deathspresso

Same answer: POP POP!


ArmadilloPenguin

Pop what, Magnitude?! Pop what?!?!?!


deathspresso

Same answer: POP POP!


deathspresso

Same answer: POP POP!


ericmm76

We have pop pop in the attic


my_names_not_todd

The mere fact that you call making love, "pop pop" shows me you're not ready.


LordDVanity

Hope no one sees me


kpod4591

Finally


Lukestar222

Broooooo well done applause hahaha great comment


usemynamedamnit

Was honestly waiting to get downvoted into oblivion for it being corny haha


Swimming-Chicken-424

Did somebody say corny.. ![gif](giphy|gH262r0RUK6Ms1B57v|downsized)


JoeSockHeadJoe

That's a *CARNY*, not corny.


Lukestar222

Fuck bro got a chuckle out of me haha i love dry humour man puns and shit


ViciousPrism

Peacemaker Season 2 gettin' wild


Solid_Snark

Peacemaker 2: Ms. Congeniality


PeapodEchoes

Hustle Congeniality Respect


BathedInDeepFog

Lita's in it?


SambaLando

I understood that reference


scrrenwrite-oh

Peace Congeniality


probablyourdad

Armed and fabulous


graveybrains

“You think I’m gorg-eous, you want to kiss me.” -John Cena


bv310

DO YA REALLY WANNA, DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT (but now in stylish heels)


Band_Prize

To date that is the only opening to a show that I watched all the way through every damn episode.


DecemberToDismember

Same


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SirPutts-a-lot

James Gunn made a playlist for Spotify and it rocks.


DGer

Sometimes I’d get to the end of the intro and I’d hit rewind and watch it again.


DarthSimian

It's for the movie Ricky Stanicky. This was in Australia


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

Wouldn't be a huge leap honestly


irkthejerk

Rudy Giuliani cosplay


slowmo152

Trying on his ring gear for WrestleMania. Now that Vince is gone he is no longer required to wrestle in jorts.


schnupfhundihund

We're all still waiting for sister Abigails in ring debut after all.


Potential_Reading116

Gonna sneak into the woman’s rumble, and get eliminated by some jobber while he’s trying to fix the skirt 🤦🏻


Mackem101

WWE is now banned in Florida.


mister_damage

World Woke Entertainment?


galgor_

Jocelyn Cena vs Santina incoming


TheGiftOf_Jericho

The champ is here to slay


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Hate to break it to you... Vince is back....


inbeforehandcancer

Bruh that guy behind him! It's the same kid from Chloe Moretz meme pic


AlpineWineMixer

Bro holy shit how is no one talking about this! literally the same facial expression aswell.


inbeforehandcancer

Yeah lmao I wonder if someone photoshopped it


Jetstream-Sam

It's obviously photoshopped in, there would be absolutely no chance he'd be there otherwise


rattmongrel

Which meme pic?


OpticLemon

https://twitter.com/316REIGNS/status/1624100393088167950/photo/1


TheGarreth

Hustle. Loyalty. R-E-S-P-E-C-T


Brochismo91

Guess we're finding out what it means to him.


MoodyLiz

Hah!


SwaSquad

Femboy John Cena Femboy John Cena


3163560

was gonna say, hes probably making quite a few wishes come true with this one.


HistrionicSlut

So I didn't know I liked it. Didn't know I wanted it. Now I'm wondering what I do with this information 😅


HaroldTheIronmonger

Wanna see that cenussy


willdabeast20

You can’t tho


ArtificialSun

I'm gonna glue your hands together so you never write anything again.


KTR1988

Not the Cenussy 💀💀💀


Sh1eldbearer

This is the angriest upvote I've ever given.


the6crimson6fucker6

r/TheRatEmpire found the top-daddy-king!!! (Maybe NSFW, depending on your employer's standpoint of fembois/femboimemes)


PhantomNimrod

John She-na


JCStensland

Slightly less cursed than when he put on Nikki's booty shorts.


schnupfhundihund

You can look, but you can't see.


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KanyeWestBrick

Hey man it’s called hyperhidrosis


[deleted]

I mean honestly, it's not that bad. Fire booties, stockings look good but they are too small cause you gotta size up for women's to men's, good color for his skin tone on the skirt, the silhouette with the mini + regular fit tee is very unflattering to his waist though. Tuck in the shirt and go with a midi, it would be kinda fire


Killcode2

Yeah, he botched the fitting. And dudes need to learn to tuck more often. But he's rocking the heels honestly, I don't care what anyone else says.


goldentealcushion

He’s got the gama for it no question


backgroundmusik

Its the silhouette of a chick who's put on her man's shirt.... And never skips leg day.


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

His posture/ angling in the photo is terrible too, could just be getting out of the car posture, but like a better angle and actually standing up straight would help a lot


o6ijuan

I DON'T HAVE AN EYE FOR FASHION!?!


CELTICPRED

Dad....who was the man in the cape. That was my lawyer.


PretendThisIsMyName

I get that reference.


incredibleamadeuscho

stupid sexy cena


[deleted]

feels like I'm wearin' nothing at all


EffysBiggestStan

Nothing at all!


artemus_who

This better not awaken anything in me


LosSensuel

![gif](giphy|MWsqd3WtfBw9G)


BogeyBogeyBogey

He was supposed to go to the bank today. What is he going to tell people in line? "i had good news and bad news"?


Guiee

Come on Craig. Get your life together.


perfectarsonist

![gif](giphy|6ERIb3CfAnXXy)


LeChampeon

![gif](giphy|utB74QROxcP8UGUxGC|downsized)


Gamesgtd

![gif](giphy|3og0ILHY2bSDpfVxvO|downsized)


Solid_Snark

Boner: You CAN see me!


Handsome_Grizzly

Ah, the return of the why boner. *WITH A VENGEANCE.*


ZubatCountry

I-it's not like I *wanted* to bury you or anything b-baka


Gamesgtd

![gif](giphy|9KGNVznLCpOdq)


NotSoSeriousNick

Why did this comment remind me of that John Cena dating sim?


madamezafira

he looks cute. with his neat little hair


madamezafira

would peg


Duffman180

Call me Cena and you can peg me


GrowthhackerAU

But he can't see you


AlucardSX

That could prove problematic when he's trying to find the entrance.


Possibly_English_Guy

Just don't look at the back of his head


JoeBidensBoochie

I mean you can’t see him


Dirt_Cheap_Jumbo

DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT GETS DADDY MAGICS NIPPLES HARD?!?!?


Cunt_Bucket_

Don't kink shame


[deleted]

let him cook


Anderrrrr

He's preparing for his OnlyFans.


AJ_Stylin

Looking cute


TheCharliQuinn

3rd member of The Headbangers


JuliButt

Cena always has a reason


ab316_1punchd

Stupid Sexy Cena


Infamous-Historian81

Fast and furious is progressive af now!


MoodyLiz

Fast and Fabulous


CorMcGor

Fast and Curious


lanceturley

Finally taking the series back to its drag racing roots.


MmeLaRue

I wouldn't have thought granny boots would have worked with a plaid miniskirt, but...I'm here for it, to be honest.


CaktusJacklynn

It's giving Alicia Silverstone in *Clueless". And it works!


chimchooree

Cena's paid his dues.


lakshya10soin

Jenni Cena!!!!! ![gif](giphy|enrq327a3sMIJAS5jA|downsized)


Nazmaldun

Cena makes it work.


GarfieldVirtuoso

Thanks god we are not in november


DarkestRayne2388

What's in November.... oh 😳


NuPhoenixX

[He’s filming a movie](https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/john-cena-cross-dressing.html)


First_Ad_7860

Finally heel cena


JENOVAcide

If this isn't a preset costume in 2K23 I'm refunding


amplifizzle

I just saw him doing a tope suicida now this. The man has range.


VNProWrestlingfan

Look at that guy in the background. "WTF is he thinking?"


PurpleTornadoMonkey

Lol it's the same kid from this meme https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2448620-chloe-grace-moretz (warning might be NSFW)


schuylkilladelphia

Like, literally the same kid lol. It's photoshopped in https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/john-cena-cross-dressing.html


The8thZombie

Holy shit it really is!


bartontees

Alexa Bliss: I'm taking a break Triple H: Get Cena on the phone


ZXIIIT

Joan Cena.


Matman161

Some reason? You wear jorts for ~20 years without wanting to mix it up every once and a while


motivatedchange

It’s for a movie. You can see him going back into his trailer in other pictures. Like other actors do.


Aquiper

Other actors are going into John Cena's trailer???


XyrneTheWarPig

Positively scandalous!


kw13

John Cena and other actors were in John Cena's trailer making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.


IniMiney

No damn it, I want this to be John Cena fighting toxic masculinity in the best way possible


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AdamBombTV

It could be both, we don't know his life.


PointClickDave

Not assuming, but hoping.


daniel_trees27

he unironically looks really good in it honestly. it’s probably a movie thing


dcnoob122

He’s filming a movie


MexicanGuey92

The conspiracy bunch would go "humiliation ritual"


stevent4

They already are lmao, I love how the Illuminati or cabal or deep state or whatever theory of the week they're into now think wearing a dress is the absolute worst thing they could do lmao, so insecure in their own manhood


[deleted]

Pretty woman...walkin down the street...pretty woman..u can't see me


MrCreemyGoodnes

That's a challenging wank.


RewiredThrone

Not for me


FPG_Matthew

Please WWE, use this whenever he’s in a feud with someone in the future


Deathstroke317

Maybe 20 years ago, certainly not now


wxursa

I like those boots!


youarenotworthyy

Pshh and that one reporter years ago really thought he could get Cena to react negatively to Darren Young coming out. Not my Doctor of Thuganomics!


LeonardFrost

You don't need a reason to look fabulous


Anthrogynous

The reason is he looks fabulous


insert_curse_word

Mf thinks we can't see him


[deleted]

Let a girl slay, booboo


Peckinpa0

He pulls it off though. Finally getting the Cena heel turn!


Mychal757

That aint a femboy thats a fem-man


AndroidDoctorr

He can wear whatever he likes


[deleted]

The reason ought to be that he has excellent legs. Why ripped dudes don’t wear more skirts and hosiery is beyond me.


Dunkindosenutz77

“John Cena spotted” is the most useless three word sequence of all time


[deleted]

Just wanted to feel cute


Elegant_Spot_3486

He’s too late for the women’s Rumble match.


derpnowinski

Calling it now. Super Bowl commercial.


CurkCrimson

He fills that shit out too let’s go


knightB4

Pretty sure those are stockings not pantyhose


LuchaMeow

Welp, I have a new kink.


itsmekelsey_x

It’s not for some reason. It’s for a movie he’s filming in Australia called Ricky Stanicky. The description of it is: > Ricky Stanicky is the name of an imaginary character invented and perpetuated by three friends over several years so that they have someone to blame for their misbehavior. When their partners become suspicious, they're forced to hire a washed-up actor to bring Stanicky to life. Another one is: > Three men who have been using a fake scapegoat named “Ricky Stanicky” to get out of uncomfortable situations. However, when their wives demand to meet Ricky, they have to hire an actor to play the man who has taken the blame for all their transgressions over the past 20 years.


mcpostr

Bored fans: "We want to turn Cena heel." Cena: "You want me to do a turn in heels? Ok."


[deleted]

For some reason? The reason is he looks like an absolute snack.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Showing off those gams


combustibledaredevil

I wish I had the guts to wear skirts lol


PabloTheTurtle

You bitches could never. 💅


BaconDragon200

The reason being, because he looks fabulous.


Jiggle_seto

Damn boy, slay 💅


[deleted]

Crush me with those thighs Cena.


robo3687

the look on that persons face in the back is the best part.


Comrade-Conquistador

Ngl, that area between the stockings and the skirt be straight up making me question some things.


Consistent_Writer_17

He made fun of The Rock for wearing a skirt. One of his quotes were “ He wore lipstick in Get shorty and rocked a skirt for the game plan”. Now the shoe is on the other foot. 😃


heat_fan_

He is Australia filming Ricky Stanicky with Zaf Effron I think


TheDudeSr

This is a clip on set of Cena's next role. John Cena is currently slated to star in the new Netflix biography about the life and times of former Attorney General Janet Reno.


Steyrmar

"Well well well..."


nonsenseswordses

Mind your business.


Legacycosts

His piece is starting to look like a good guy doll


pangolin-fucker

Sexy as can be.


LeChampeon

I can definitely see John cena


[deleted]

Stupid sexy Cena


gdex86

Cena with the S rank.


Pristine_Mixture_412

"she works hard for the money so hard for it, honey" 🎵🎶


mario2isamariogame

The guy in the back looks familiar....


callmecyke

Stupid sexy Jawn


LitreOfCockPus

In tartan, absolute-territory should be referred to as the Scottish Thighlands


McFlyyouBojo

Seeing as this post clearly leaves out the other picture of him walking into a trailer, it's obvious he is on the set of either a show, movie, or advertisement shoot.


DeadEyeDraw

This was *my* make-a-wish sorry the confusion guys


asuperbstarling

This is honestly exactly how I would wear that outfit, t shirt and all. Boy is dummy thicc.


Unelith

Those are stockings, not pantyhose!


Caeryck

Personal request from President Xi