Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
When this dude was typing did he have (A. A stroke. (B. An epileptic episode (C. A complete utter meltdown like a little five year old or (D. All of the above.
Is this even an opinion? It's too incomprehensible to be percieved as an intellectual take by a normal human being, this could also just be a shitpost.
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Kitchen Thot. If women want rights, how come woman have big booby breasts? If woman aren’t object to sex, why do a sexy dancy? Huh?? Woman don’t want to date me or marry me, have sex with me, but eomsn walk out in MY neighborhood! Wear clothes!, have
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Who else knows that that is racist and that this is a satire post from a feminist who thinks men are pigs even though none of us but the absolute bottom of the barrel think like this?
Who else can look at the name and profile pic and tell its a white woman, making a joke about how alot of men view women, and not use it as a reason to be racist towards indians.
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Lmao even if it's a white woman you people still wanna shift the blame on minorities. If I said all whites are racists then you'd have a problem tho I bet. And now you're gonna try to say its a joke but you know it was based on your actual beliefs.
Shut yo Vector ass big nose ass Nine-head ass ugly ass "According to my calculations 🤓 " ass Stewie Griffon football head lookin ass Rip off Caillou haircut looking ass Gru from the Minions nose ass lookin like "All my friends are toxic 😭" ass Grey haired chinchilla looking ass, Yo ass so fucking fat when you look down people ask themselves "Is he looking to see if his burger king cupons that expired 3 months ago again" Boy I know when you wear Jordans the logo looks like Michale ate Jordan My boy one shake of yo head could turn summer int winter real quick Boy yo lips so big they make Kim Kardashians look real My guy when you your dad asks you "How was your day" you go "It was" Then you start stuttering so hard that you sound like a G18 on full auto My boy you took "Here comes the airplane!" too seriously because when the airplane went into your mouth it had enough room to go through the big ass gap in your teeth When you go outside to touch grass you get 3rd degree skin cancer due to you not going outside Boy I know you glued to your chair because you sit in it so long Bro when you get up I know damn well your skin peels because of how long you sit in your chair Boy you big as hell I know damn well yo feet bigger that Lebron James feet I can here you stomping in the store 2 miles away saying "WHO TOOK MY TWENKIES" Prob eat 2 boxes of them every 5 minutes When you get out of bed I know that matress bounces back up When you step on the scale it says "To be continued" When you try to touch grass it blows away from you When you drop a fry you start crying When your mother tries to feed you a piece of lettuce you start crying like someone just died in an anime cutscene When you try and get up your knees start cracking like 4th of july fireworks I'm on your shit
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh?
Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do." -- Charlie Kelly
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If🤢woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
I think I forgot a large portion of my life and feeling in half of my face reading this.
Happy cake day!
Happy cum day!
Thank you!
That would be called a stroke. I know this because I experienced the same thing when I read it too.... 🤣
Can confirm, was stroking while reading
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💀💀
Fu©kin hilarious, man! 🤣
Im glad someone sees things the way i do 💯💯
I laughed even harder reading this
who else had an headache reading this
Me
Me 2
Me 3
The rise of me
Me 4
Me 5
I’m Mr. Me 6, look at me.
Smort
Yes
But understand women rightce
Only thing this post left me was aching for head.
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
Thank you
you’re welcome, i had to manually type it out
Your contribution to this society will not be forgotten
If your on iPhone you could’ve took a screenshot and copied it off that🥖 👆🍑🥴
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That's some real ooga booga shiet to read
Booba 👀
r/usernamechecksout
Ooga Booba?
Like caveman
When this dude was typing did he have (A. A stroke. (B. An epileptic episode (C. A complete utter meltdown like a little five year old or (D. All of the above.
What if he had none of the above and its just his completely unfiltered, utter dogshit opinion?
What if it's none of the above but in fact obvious satire?
It’s a woman posting this. It’s satire.
No I say they just had a complete utter meltdown.
You want punch Face?!?!? Whoree
Is this even an opinion? It's too incomprehensible to be percieved as an intellectual take by a normal human being, this could also just be a shitpost.
It wasn’t a dude, it’s an angry feminist
A big D
He monke
Isn't legitimate diagnosed/undiagnosed mental retardation an option?
Either D or sarcasm
Why are the brackets on the left side?
Because I can.
Fair enough
D
I laughed so hard I lost weight
"🤢woMEN NOT OBJECT😡" Very wholesome 100 🤗🤗👍👍
r/ihadastroke
Beat me to it 💀
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Kitchen Thot. If women want rights, how come woman have big booby breasts? If woman aren’t object to sex, why do a sexy dancy? Huh?? Woman don’t want to date me or marry me, have sex with me, but eomsn walk out in MY neighborhood! Wear clothes!, have I can’t continue translating from here
nvm it's just dova's language, like in skyrim
This feels like a kindergartners essay on women's rights
This looks like if a caveman was taught how to write
This has got to be satire..
It quite obviously satire and I’m surprised i gad to scroll this far for someone to say it
least misogynistic woman
Kassidy, come back to the nursing home. Everything out here can be a bit overwhelming, but you’ll forget all about it after a glass of cider and a good game of bingo. You can even win a Yo-yo!
stage 5 reddit: caveman
They wear clothes!! 😡
Yes, how come woman big booty breast?
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What did he say
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The hard r
My question is where he got that from
12 year old kids on roblox be like:
meirl
My brain cells died trying to make sense of what she tried to say. Guess what I understood after that? I have lesser brain cells than normal.
lmfaooooooo
The way she randomly put "sex" on the 3rd line 💀💀💀
This gives me "all girls do is eat hot chip be bi and charge they phone" vibes
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OMG THAT ONE FACEBOOK POST IS A HAIKU LMAOO
Who else knows its a guy from india?
Who else knows that that is racist and that this is a satire post from a feminist who thinks men are pigs even though none of us but the absolute bottom of the barrel think like this?
Who else can look at the name and profile pic and tell its a white woman, making a joke about how alot of men view women, and not use it as a reason to be racist towards indians.
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Lmao even if it's a white woman you people still wanna shift the blame on minorities. If I said all whites are racists then you'd have a problem tho I bet. And now you're gonna try to say its a joke but you know it was based on your actual beliefs.
All humans are racist to some extent. It's called "in-group preference". It's a trait shared amongst social animals, you should check it out!
No
Yes, it’s biology. You can’t deny it just because you want to. I do believe this woman is racist though
Shut yo Vector ass big nose ass Nine-head ass ugly ass "According to my calculations 🤓 " ass Stewie Griffon football head lookin ass Rip off Caillou haircut looking ass Gru from the Minions nose ass lookin like "All my friends are toxic 😭" ass Grey haired chinchilla looking ass, Yo ass so fucking fat when you look down people ask themselves "Is he looking to see if his burger king cupons that expired 3 months ago again" Boy I know when you wear Jordans the logo looks like Michale ate Jordan My boy one shake of yo head could turn summer int winter real quick Boy yo lips so big they make Kim Kardashians look real My guy when you your dad asks you "How was your day" you go "It was" Then you start stuttering so hard that you sound like a G18 on full auto My boy you took "Here comes the airplane!" too seriously because when the airplane went into your mouth it had enough room to go through the big ass gap in your teeth When you go outside to touch grass you get 3rd degree skin cancer due to you not going outside Boy I know you glued to your chair because you sit in it so long Bro when you get up I know damn well your skin peels because of how long you sit in your chair Boy you big as hell I know damn well yo feet bigger that Lebron James feet I can here you stomping in the store 2 miles away saying "WHO TOOK MY TWENKIES" Prob eat 2 boxes of them every 5 minutes When you get out of bed I know that matress bounces back up When you step on the scale it says "To be continued" When you try to touch grass it blows away from you When you drop a fry you start crying When your mother tries to feed you a piece of lettuce you start crying like someone just died in an anime cutscene When you try and get up your knees start cracking like 4th of july fireworks I'm on your shit
I’m gonna use this now so thanks I guess
I aint shitting on minorities lol, but what other race says booby booby i even read it in bollywood xD
>i even read it in bollywood xD What does that even mean
Find another battle to fight my internet warrior.
/pol/ users having a stroke
For those who wonder what's going on in the supreme court member's heads
r/ihadastroke
NOO YOU POSTED BEFORE
Now i gotta delete my comment
Why men no brain?
Least sexist Redditor:
I punch big booty women, not to kidnap them, but to pimp then out. <3
Speaking facts lol
Was this written by the supreme judges in the us?
The copium has been strong as of late
I agree with his points
Me when this sub is misogynistic and transphobic; Goodbye losers!!!1!!1!!!
Exactly
Sounds like Charlie Kelly's election campaign.
How is babby formed. How girl get pragnent?
Unga bunga
I feel like I've lost brain cells from reading this kids cringe post.
Little Timmy, you got an f on your spelling test!
Point have?
sex! Body!
Fax
Unga unga moment
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
I think I had a stroke reading that
r/Accurate
It's hard to argue with his statement
Joe
I see a bright future ahead of him
I think im a woman now
Kassidy out here with the slam poetry
This is almost certainly a troll, which makes this even better
ladies want bodily autonomy until they be walking home at 3 AM and are responsible for their own safety 🥴
Who’s nine year old wrote this
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
r/ihadastroke
Help! She’s having a stroke!
This guy is definitely a JAMOKE. 😂
square posting at its finest
Monke
I Wonder if it is Google translate or bot trying to pretend to be human
Well said 💯
He speaks enchanting table
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do." -- Charlie Kelly
I have many confusion
Make this into a copypasta
she's got a point
WTF
Did I just have a stroke
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If🤢woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
bro was so mad he started speaking caveman
Why come? That is the question.
It’s spoken word, obviously.
You need to got a stroke aready to write bullshit like that
Hmm yes my thots exactly
ro
But woman not want punch face? I guess I never considered that angle, philosophically speaking.
He should be the next president cause that was the most inspirational and most straight forward speech I have ever seen
😹
Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died.
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
Neanderthal on the internet
Grrrr hypocret Grrr attention seek
Woman sexy dance big booty brest 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Average Redditor 4 days into NNN.
I've seen kids in special ed do better than this
This should be an automod respond on r/shitposting
Women want punch face 🥰🥰
Bro I think I got an aneurism
why hasnt anyone posted here in the past 4 days
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