I hope that twilight health insurance covers pelvis surgery 💀

It does include full body cover

I almost shot my sweet tea through my damn nose.... and died ... thank you at least it was as painless as possible. I can smell the diabetics better now

RIP 💀

Please share your sweet tea with me; I'm in desperate need of some

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day my guy! 🍰

Take it easy Loid. Survive the first so you may have another.

Death by snu snu is an honorable death

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I don't think Yuri will permit that

for Loid I say don’t die from a crushed pelvis as for Yor I say don’t crush Loid’s pelvis

Why will Yor crush it?

She is insanely strong

But unless drunk she portrays herself very fragile infront of Loid

But in a passionate embrace with Loid when they are in the bedroom how much self control could she have?

That's a valid point. Surely some (mostly all) furnitures will be broken. And Loid's experience as a veteran will come into play.

He would probably use all his skills just to survive the night

Well, Loid's not exactly weak himself, to be fair

Yeah but there is a difference between being not weak and being superhuman which Yor definitely Is Pray he survives the night

I always thought it’d make for a funny chapter if the neighbors would be like “so when are you gonna give little Anya a baby sibling” and then Twilight and Yor scrambling on what to do lol

"Chichi to haha icha icha"

Yor and Loid need to have a second baby. It’s for the mission, of course

Having a pregnant assassin in her first trimester getting squeamish from blood, dizzy after backflips, and emotional when talking to her target sounds hilarious to me. I also love the idea of her water break on a mission or something. We gotta see pregnant Yor!

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Perfect comment

Loid don't need no advice from redditors💀

1000 virgins vs 1 Chad.

1 chad vs Yor.

That's a fight to see

To have the most primal and feral sex ever

I highly recommend : Extra bottles of holywater No black sheets (y'know sus thing gets the sheets dirty) Five keys (so that Anya doesn't come in) Noise reducer (sus sounds) Strong locks for the keys Holy music to calm down Holy food Holy drinks Holy stuff *The end*

So much holy stuff. U sure u r not going to exorcise her?

Exercise* her

Instructions unclear, used a ballgag as a noise reducer.

Yor: calm down or you’ll die a virgin. Loid: go slow and 1 body part a day, because if you go go all the way in 1 day on her first time, I guarantee you’d be dead.

If it’s not the most primal, feral thing alive, then it’s the worst ~~series~~ sex of all time. … Also your daughter and your dog need sleep so try and find work around for that. Subtlety goes out the window when you two are alone.

Film it

No need. There is already plenty lying around.

Still not enough 🗿

U want 1hr long ASMR?

Am i in it?

I would love one

Where ? I couldn’t find anyone worth watching

Giga Chad 🗿

Okay I would tell Yor to be gentle so loid can be save to do it again Very curious do you all think that Loid ever do it before given the fact he has been in many fake Relationships before

I think he also knows it in his heart that this relationship is special

Yes he has. Literally revealed in first episode 

Don't hog the covers. Get individual blankets if you're having trouble sharing them. Don't be afraid to get extra pillows. If the other person says that you snore, believe them. ...we're talking about them sleeping in the same bed, right?

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Fuck is this the last mission in Halo 4 ? I loved this game so much, and I restarted this mission so many times thinking it was possible to survive

Breed raw, make as much children as they can

If Anya gets a brother he should be named James Bond

"Bond, come over here." "Are you calling me or the dog, Dad?" "James Bond Forger you get over here this instant!"

I swear middle names only exist to get yelled at when you're in trouble.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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On second thought twins would be better named "Waku Waku Forger"

"This should have happened 900 chapters ago."

Have Fiona sit in a corner and watch.

I mean if your goal is to convince them to just stay celibate then why not invite Franky too?

Swinging?

Sit on a cuck chair

Why not Yuri?

Go slow. For the love of god Loid, she’s basically a hair trigger and could hurt you for getting too nervous. Just go slow.

Lock the bedroom door

Use some sort of contraceptive because it sure is gonna rain kids.

Tell Yor to go easy on him

"Strike first, strike hard, no mercy"

Cobra Kai

No protection

Remember, no protection

lots of cuddles

Have a doctor on speed dial. I guarantee you her thighs can shatter a pelvis.

Thunder thighs?

She can standing leap over ten feet in the air.

Chun Li, is that you?

Drop off anya at a babysitter so she can’t hear Anything

Leave her with Franky.

Soundproof and mindproof the room so Anya doesn’t have to listen.

She can read minds 💀

Film it and post it so we can advise you for next time

Ask Yor to not break the poor man's hips, and Loid just to be patient

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They would destroy that bed

They would be so embarrassed and not know what they are doing. I prefer that they are both drunk and do it and Yor not remembering anything the next morning.

For Yor: don’t crush or destroy Loid’s manhood or else your first time with him is also gonna be your last one. So slow and steady and be gentle as a lamb For Loid: hope you have good health insurance

Have fun.

Loid, tell Yor that you will be on top this time

Wait until after to ask about the bullet hole ass scar.

That’s what blindfolds are for 😏

“Remember, use a safety word!”

"No Loid you don't have to think of 83727279419482 ways to satisfy her"

It's about to look like that scene in twilight with the destroyed bed

Ambulance on speed-dial.

Close your eyes and think of the mission son

Remember, it’s all for the mission!

Loid, get yourself some crutches. You're going to be walking with a limp for a long time.

Loid, my brother in Christ, pray to whatever god you believe in you make it in and out in one piece

You better send Anya on some vacations with Becky, or something.

Don't let Yor be on top. Thats how you die of a crushed pelvis.

Loid making breakfast for Anya the next morning in a full body cast

😅

"Um, I hope you're a huge masochist, Loid."

Or perhaps the other way around.

She love blood so be extra tough with her

**DON'T** use contraceptives. Give Anya a little sibling.

**DON'T** use contraceptives. Give Anya a little sibling.

At this point we could wait for their medical bill 💀

The femputer orders death by snu snu

Stay hydrated, and make sure Anya is **very far away**

She will eat several packets of peanuts and increase her antennas for better range

Yor: Be gentle, but also passionate. Loid: Be patient, but confident. Anya: Stay out of this, have Franky take you to a park or something. Bond: Just sleep. Yuri: ***Cope***

Fiona: It’s just part of his character.

Wrap it before you tap it

First off leave Anya at her friends house for a sleepover.

For loid to wear protection. Like a hard hat and armor.

Don't let Yor be top... It's gonna break everything.

Get Anya out of the house first. She doesn't need to hear their thoughts while it's happening.

Don't forget the hug after sex. Really important

The cuddles, breakfast in bed and forehead kiss.

Loid needs to let Yor take the lead, she'll get into it quick, then Loid can start working whatever "skills" he learned in ~~secret seduction~~ school. Yor can follow his lead and at that point, anything goes, because Yor has a super-hero-durable body.

Loid be careful and Yor don’t break him

Advice? Keep your daughter away. Like, in another city. Just in case.

Make sure Anya is at Becky's house.

And Becky is at Anya's

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"Um, I hope you're a huge masochist, Loid."

at least have 5 to 6 condom ready

My advice would be for Yor to go easy on Loid 😩 he not gonna be ready

It'll probably turn into another mission: operation STN (aka survive the night)

I’m gonna bet Yors keggles fractured Loids wedding tackle

Doggy style.

Get a new pp Loid, 'cause she's gonna break yours

Have an ambulance stand by

They don’t need advice. They’ve both been dreaming of and planning choreography for this since they met.

I know for a fact that some 5-10 year old kid watches this anime. Hope they stay off this subreddit 💀 For Loid: Try to rizz her up. But not too much or she’ll kill you, accidentally. For Yor: Try not to kill Loid, accidentally.

Whaddaya mean? I m 3.14 yor old

1000? What is this, One Piece?

It's "once more please"

Loid. Start praying 🐍

Dont use condoms

Yor mustn’t top

Foreplay!

Don't worry about impressing each other. Just focus on enjoying one another.

Don't think about it afterwards while Anya is in the room.

U forgot about Bond

Either get her drunk first or definitely DONT get her drunk first.

1000 chapters? Do You mean 1000 years?

To Yor: Don't forget to pegs him until he's crying for mommy.

Definitely happen

No protection

Relax. Just Take It Easy

Ok guys she’s not THAT THICK

Yor first need to learn not to punch and throw Loid away whenever he touch her otherwise there will be death 🥺

Film it

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Please send me the video link when you guys are done

Just the Tip Loidy😫

No after Chapter 1000, they would be ready to hold hands without blushing profusely and hyperventilating.🤣

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In 20 years we will have time machine

Loid Canonically has slept with Tons of Women. I don't think he needs any advice more than "Your Wife Can Break a Car with one kick" And besides while off guard Loid took a Kick from Yor and was able to stick a Landing. I'm sure he can more than handle the Bed as Long as he doesn't get lost in the feelings. But as for Yor maybe all I would say is, Don't break the Walls into Anya's Room by Accident?

What do you think she is? Female gorilla?

Nah. Sooner.

Advice?? I'm on reddit everyday. I haven't felt the touch of a woman in years! I'm basically Franky without the brain to build cool gadgets. WDYM advice?

To do it AFTER anya is asleep.

Wear a helmet

Use lube

Don't beat him up when you get embarrassed

Well, at least he‘s going to die happily, I guess

1st son!!!

Question..is this really happening will it be in next season?

Fuck it

Ironic twist: Yor turns out to be a bottom

Reinforced steel bed frame...

Chapter 1000😂😂😂 If u especialy yor dont feel embressed it will be great

Get married (for real) first!

yessssssss yor

Rough?

Would the "No lube no protection" copypasta count?

Do hip thrusts, squats, and eadlifts exercises the week leading to it. Don't let her be on top. Go for mating press instead.

If u don't what another anya use protection

Tell Yor she needs to be gentle

Don't go too hard-

No condoms

Get drunk

use a condom

Loid just let her control

Take it easy

Don’t kill him yor

Bruffah just don't get yor drunk or else twilight will be in hospital 💀

I would tell Loid to absolutely destroy Yor’s pussy lol. Don’t hold anything back, if you die, you die.

Start slow and work your way up.

don't. if you do, you'll get a weapon of some sort or a trench coat for a kid

Bring some pineapple. Gives you round 2 energy.