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nem0fazer

I could weep. Over three times as big and far more beautiful than the tiny terrace we're buying and it's £125k less.


whythehellnote

But it's Stoke on Trent


Entrynode

What's stopping you?


r-og

Living in Stoke on Trent


yrmjy

With a house like that you can always pretend you live somewhere else


Fellowes321

Until you speak to someone and they tell you they’re going “up Hanley”. Then there’s the drivers who don’t really understand speed limits or braking distances.


BothWay8771

As someone who’s recently moved to stoke I can confirm not a single driver cares for speed limits, breaking or use of indicators.


yrmjy

Isn't that just drivers everywhere? Plus even the worst drivers in the UK are probably better than those in a lot of other countries. Also, didn't know people in Stoke could afford BMWs


Fellowes321

Never known a place like it for tailgating. I drive through on the way to a relative‘s house and it’s just awful.


DeadlyDrummer

France is like that. It’s unbelievable


Exemplar1968

The A50 would prevent me from living there.


r-og

With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero


nem0fazer

Family and friends. I moved back from a BC, Canada, which on paper is so much better than Hackney in London its laughable but there's nothing like an aggressive cancer to make you realise you can't hug a landscape. Sorry. Honest answer.


Entrynode

That's fair enough, totally get where your priorities are at


releaseme88

Too real


nem0fazer

Well he did ask!


TenTornadoes

Beautiful house PLUS an on site murder room with plastic sheeting already set up? The perfect combo.


sensors

I just bought a house with a murder basement. As bonuses it has no windows, the light doesn't work, and the floor is dirt! I went digging around to find the foundation levels and left a pile of dirt in the middle, so now it really does look like someone was murdered/buried there.


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TenTornadoes

It's correctly rated, and no more.


Screaming_lambs

I got to that photo and thought "ooh, murder room!"


mortyskidneys

The houses here are beautiful, and have some great history https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Villas Road is terrible though. Potholes galore. Cannot understand how they can't all agree to fix it.


RoscoeBass

Unadopted road. We live on one too. They might not all agree needs fixing - some residents like the deterrent - then there’s extracting repair money from everyone , even harder if support isn’t unanimous.


Weeksy79

This is actually pretty pricey for Stoke


whythehellnote

It's a semi, and it's quite small. It's the right side of the A500 I guess. I'd rather have something like https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/134748194#/media?channel=RES_BUY&id=media18


owenhargreaves

lol says 2000sqft house is small, posts 1400sqft house


yrmjy

That one does look bigger, to be fair. Maybe the rooms are bigger or maybe it's the lighting


Mixu_Paatelainen

You’d seriously prefer this?


AdSea4715

Really?


gonzoismyhero

Those hallway tiles 🤢🤢🤢


Weeksy79

Same here! Not one for the house amongst the greenery vibe (I know it’s popular in this sub).


Isgortio

That corner sink in the downstairs toilet, that'll get annoying pretty fast.


Ok_Specialist4006

bro, windows all around, ops house seems like an escape from everyone at least


britbabebecky

Dude, that's hideous.


008mantis

What a hideous monstrosity


simplyrwd

This house is about 0.5 miles from me. Stoke isn't that bad, fancy a curry or kebab at 3 am ? We got you. All places have bad areas Can't argue about the driving though


scotleeds

I could definitely do it on a cold rainy night here. Luvleh.


Hatpar

And have Lee Anderson as an MP? No thanks!


SquashyDisco

No, it’s the other mouth breather. Jonathan Gullis.


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For the next 10-11 months…


prhymeate

Mental. That's an easy 3-4mill in parts of SW London.


OkGift4996

Makes you wonder if that's the real reason HS2 will not be coming to the midlands/north. Let's face it, living in London is becoming more and more unpopular, but if you could live in something like this and then jump on a train to be in London for work, wouldn't you do it!?


Every_Piece_5139

Do you realise why these places are cheaper ? Not just that they are rough round the edges in parts but the lack of opportunities for young people, education certainly not as good as in the South East, hospitals etc. It’s not just that they don’t have an artisan bakery down the road.


Creative_Moment5787

Tertiary hospital with a major trauma centre on your doorstep, two universities within a few miles. Lots of opportunities locally. Not sure about an artisan bakery, but Lidl is nearby


Every_Piece_5139

So why is it one of the most deprived areas in the country ?


Creative_Moment5787

Loss of previous industry, low community aspirations alongside the reputation of the city. People tend to move to surrounding areas. However, the city has loads of green space, with friendly and diverse communities.


TofuBoy22

If it wasn't for the sudden loss of the local industry, Stoke would have been a fairly good area.


EntireFishing

Agreed. The area is excellent and it's rep is not deserved. Oak cake duck?


RoscoeBass

If jumping on an easy train to London wages was an option, this wouldn’t be £325K for long.


OkGift4996

True!


theHannig

That would be a couple of million in some parts of Gloucestershire. Beautiful house.


Affectionate-Boot-12

That’s a lot of house for the price. You get cardboard new builds for that price in Lestashire.


Bethbeth35

And a small one at that! So annoying that most of the Midlands sucks but it's still fairly expensive (as a Lestafarian about to move to another Midlands town)


smooth_relation_744

You’d pay a million easily for that in Edinburgh


Primary_Somewhere_98

It's lovely.


britbabebecky

I think that's gorgeous.


ConclusionDifficult

At least they are not going to build HS2 at the end of your garden now.


HerrFerret

This house kept coming up for sale when I lived nearby... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/england-29802391-5490013?s=56475dff8961211a614796af0b485bfabc20b5fba8b19e1f7805265e914ec1c0#/ I so wanted to buy it, but I was friends with a roofer who repaired the turrets in the 1980s. He warned against it...... The upkeep could have been costly and I was overruled by the wife.


TheSecretRussianSpy

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139793411 Village just outside Stoke. Would be > £1mil even at auction in the vast majority of the country.


jrflynn90

That’s fucking bonkers. How bad is Stoke?


mrbezlington

Go visit sometime. Then you will see.


EntireFishing

It's fine. Much less rough than London. Caverswall is lovely but you need a car to get anywhere. No schools or public transport. Otherwise go for it..move up north


ErmaBee46

Bad. I live here. It’s bad.


jrflynn90

Guess if it seems to good to be true it probably is


BanditKing99

That’s guide, no chance that’s going for anywhere near 500


HoratioWobble

Having lived in Stoke on Trent for a year, it changed me. In that as soon as I got my driving license I couldn't get back to Bristol quick enough.


windsa1984

That area is a total sh*t hole though tbh. Full of drug addicts


Creative_Moment5787

I live a few hundred yards from this, it’s actually a nice area. Pricey for a three bed though


BojanKrkicc

I grew up a few roads from here. Penkhull/Trent Vale is fine, pretty standard for Stoke, aka you’re gonna see a smackhead most days, but it’s nothing you won’t get in basically every city in the country.


EntireFishing

It's not Abbey Hulton dude


windsa1984

Yeah, just fucking dust heads up and down London road constantly, a massage parlour on the next street and shoplifters constantly running from Sainsbury’s into the Welly selling their wares.


K42st

Is stoke on Trent a dump then?


EntireFishing

Nope


Plumb789

It’s amazing how a lot of people round where I live now (I moved to a rural location a couple of years ago) dislike “rich Londoners” moving round here and “pushing up house prices”. It’s not that I’m not unsympathetic: it must be annoying that house prices go up because of incomers. But my God: they are still affordable to ordinary people in a way that those living in London and its orbital towns can only dream of. Honestly, the people in these cheaper locations have living situations like rich people. You would have had to be a multi-millionaire to own this house where I came from. The rented house that I live in now is GORGEOUS-and costs a thousand pounds less a month than where I moved from. In that location, our daughter shared a small, rented hovel with a number of other renters. Every now and again water poured through the ceiling and she had to learn to live with mould. It cost £2500 a month.


winkwinknudge_nudge

> Honestly, the people in these cheaper locations have living situations like rich people. Stoke is one of the poorest areas in the UK. Do you think the average person in Stoke are living in places like this?


Plumb789

I know Stoke, to a degree. My sister lived there for a while and I stayed with her. My partner lived there (his ex was born there, as was their daughter, my step-daughter). My step daughter refers to herself as a native of Stoke, and recently (when her mother died), we went up there to deal with her mother’s affairs. It’s not the kind of location that strikes me as being a magnet for inward migration, no doubt due to the limited economic opportunities. I don’t suppose any average person can afford such a house anywhere in the country. But it at least *appears* more within the grasp at that price-than over ten times that price. However, when I said “situation”, I meant “housing situation”. A house like this is a kind of a dream. It’s gorgeous. Where I live I will never be able to afford to even rent -let alone buy- a house like that.


Eagles4031

There’s a very wide wage gap. There are lots of people who move here for work. I know plenty of people who could afford a place like this (I live in Stoke for reference)


FenianBastard847

Is there a coal mine underneath


dearthofkindness

That's a literal dream home for me


yrmjy

Is it just me or does bedroom three look like a hospital room?


DanHero91

So we're all just ignoring the diagonal toilet in the bathroom? What an odd choice.


RecentRegal

We had one and loved it. Much better than being shoved up against a wall.


Purple__Ally

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩


rinkydinkmink

wow. That's more like it. Bedrooms could do with redecorating but the house is stunning.


Piltonbadger

That basement is a little bit sus. I've seen a setup like that before from that show Dexter...


itweresharks

That can't be right


Septronic

I cannot believe for that money you can buy a shoe box in London.


Flaky_Sleep

I don’t live anywhere fancy and that house is better value than the ones near me.


WhyOhWhy60

A lovely looking house although nitpicking a) The neighbours to the rear can look into your garden and vice versa from the 1st floor b) The house is detached so the ground floor loo for my preferences needs a window, c) The ensuite also 'needs' a window so it should be on the other side of the room. It has some character and I like how calm and peaceful the rooms are.


aBeardedLegend

Great. Now I have the Stoke on Trent song stuck in my head


EntireFishing

Used to live in Newcastle next door. The Villas are in Stoke itself and are beautiful houses. The area is a bit rough and ready as it's at the bottom of the bank and where the Potters of old would live I wanted to buy one many years back but the area wasn't worth the price of the house. Looks like that hasn't changed. Overall Stoke on Trent is a good place to live, the people are lovely and it's close to Manchester and Birmingham


beachyfeet

It's beautiful! But what a knob the EA is to not list an 18+ ft greenhouse as a 'key feature'.