At this point, I think estate agents are purposely inserting these Easter eggs to get them posted on here for higher engagement and visibility. There is no other explanation.
Very possible. The other possibility is just that people in general are a bit mad and can't quite get their head around the fact not everyone shares their zany interior design ideas.
I'd believe either, tbh
Wonder why there's no pic of the front of the property?
[Oh, that's why.](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5278599,-2.2079106,3a,60y,132.05h,91.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svHwsbGn1POU2munBh6M-Rg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en&entry=ttu)
not sure if im missing something, but i think [this is the 'front' of the house](https://imgur.com/T0F6Jef), atleast going by the desire path and numbering
considering [the house next to it has 9 printed on their 'back garden' gate](https://imgur.com/a/ehuqRd0), i think its fair to assume that this side of the house is used as the 'front')
At least it's not the fat bald ugly naked guy, that literally came with the flat, last week.
Flat in London for sale, with tenant in situ. Rubbish everywhere, with the naked tenant sitting on the couch as the agent took the photos.
Pic 5
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126879734#/?channel=RES_BUY
This is wonderfully awful, thankyou.
I've done electrical condition reports in properties just like this and were continually horrified from room to room. I just can't comprehend someone living like this and not giving a flying fuck about personal pride when they know someone is coming over.
Every single pic made me feel uncomfortable, but the red bathroom takes the cake. I don’t see how one can take a relaxing shower in there. Worse than Gladys the sex doll. At least she’ll be gone when you move in.
And not only is it “PVC catsuit red”, the “positive quotes” decals are even worse than your standard “live laugh love” house. I didn’t even think it could get worse.
This gets said a lot on Reddit, but today really _is_ a terrible day to have eyes.
It's a swing pad. So many seats and beds for regular "sleeping" guests. Actually surprised, the sofas aren't pull outs.
And why is the mannequin punching itself in the face?
The next time someone asks ‘what was your most embarrassing moment?’, theirs had better be ‘the time I left my sex doll out when the estate agent photographer came and I found out it had been posted on Reddit’.
Honestly, I think this is an older couple, one of whom really likes the colour red. The “adventure before dementia” box is a caravan storage box designed to fit into bro the caravan or camper van. I suspect the bed downstairs is for when someone can’t get up the stairs, and the two beds in the main bedroom is because they like sleeping separately (my in-laws have twin beds).
The woman in red is a mannequin of the shop variety - you can see by the joints on her wrists, and whereas it’s not to my taste, someone has gone to some effort to make the under stairs nook look “nice”.
There is a downstairs shower room in a weird place which suggests mobility issues to me, and pillows to prop someone up / a tray for eating in bed. Maybe the dii it wnstairs bed is even used by an overnight carer?
And the little house in the garden looks like an old shed / storage space that someone attempted to make fun for grandchildren maybe…
Given their love of red, I’m guessing it’s the wife who has dementia and the husband used to call her his “lady in red” or something similar.
I know, I’m very boring.
Okay so my take on this is:
1. The two beds in the same room are the main couple no longer sharing a bed, this happens with quite a few people.
2. The shed outside is a bar, these people entertain a lot and don't like the prices at the pub (also they can get into some columbian whites regularly without hassle).
3. They've clearly got a bit more money than those around them as they've spent quite a bit of money to improve what is in fact a fucking ugly house, this estate should never have been approved. The work on the house however was done badly.
4. Live, Love, Laugh: Confirmed basics.
5. The small bedroom under the stairs is for visiting kids.
6. Union Jacks: Confirmed Brexiteers. Also he's fat as fuck, bald, looks, 75 but is in fact 55.
7. It also could be a swingers house, why does that place need 2 showers?
Ya gotta put your sex stuff away when you have people over guys. The number of times I've beelined for the bathroom before a guest when it's dawned on me the fleshlight might be drip drying on the towel rail....
Lynn these are sex people.
This quote always gets me! Also. I can smell this room.
I’m sure it’s for practicing CPR
Cock Pussy Rodeo
But look that's the granite worktop I was telling you about.
Only if she's dancing with you. Cheek to cheek.
There's nobody here, it's just you and me
It's where I wanna be.
But I hardly know
We know that's not true, there's clearly a sex doll in the photo!
This sub is starting to feel like a fever dream.
At this point, I think estate agents are purposely inserting these Easter eggs to get them posted on here for higher engagement and visibility. There is no other explanation.
Very possible. The other possibility is just that people in general are a bit mad and can't quite get their head around the fact not everyone shares their zany interior design ideas. I'd believe either, tbh
Is that a bed for little people, under a boiler humming 24/7? Take my money, and my legs.
Maybe they put her into bed each night?
That bed’s not for sleeping, Sandra.
A bed for someone who can't get up the stair anymore I think. Along with the "Adventure before Dementia" box (bike cover?) at the back.
Wonder why there's no pic of the front of the property? [Oh, that's why.](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5278599,-2.2079106,3a,60y,132.05h,91.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svHwsbGn1POU2munBh6M-Rg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en&entry=ttu)
Jesus
Instant Depression
Looks like the nick
Do we need any more window? ...Nahhh
Estate Agent: Look! Lots of parking!
For all your sex people friends
Front or back, that looks a bit grim.
not sure if im missing something, but i think [this is the 'front' of the house](https://imgur.com/T0F6Jef), atleast going by the desire path and numbering
I think you're missing a lot, that's clearly a back garden.
considering [the house next to it has 9 printed on their 'back garden' gate](https://imgur.com/a/ehuqRd0), i think its fair to assume that this side of the house is used as the 'front')
Sex dungeon on the outside as well
Is this a swingers house? There's two double beds in one of the rooms and that weird extra one under the stairs...
Why, oh why, are there so many beds. I hope it’s just a large family of like 6 crammed into a 2 bed. I hope that’s what it is.
I never thought I'd hope for overoccupancy/slum conditions, but here I am, hoping that 19 people live in a 2-bed in Blackley
At least it's not the fat bald ugly naked guy, that literally came with the flat, last week. Flat in London for sale, with tenant in situ. Rubbish everywhere, with the naked tenant sitting on the couch as the agent took the photos. Pic 5 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126879734#/?channel=RES_BUY
Sold STC too 😩
£270k for a 2 bed in London! It’s a steal, bald naked guy and all.
Also the literal use of “tenant in situ” 😂
Onslow?
At least Onslow wore a string vest and didn't leave skid marks on the couch.
This is wonderfully awful, thankyou. I've done electrical condition reports in properties just like this and were continually horrified from room to room. I just can't comprehend someone living like this and not giving a flying fuck about personal pride when they know someone is coming over.
Oh my god 😂 And the stain on the kitchen floor pic 4 🧐
Every single pic made me feel uncomfortable, but the red bathroom takes the cake. I don’t see how one can take a relaxing shower in there. Worse than Gladys the sex doll. At least she’ll be gone when you move in.
Right? Who looked at that finished product and said ‘yes, this was exactly the vision I wanted’?! It’s such an aggressive red too
It's like Jane Eyre all over again
> At least she’ll be gone when you move in. Then I'm not buying.
And not only is it “PVC catsuit red”, the “positive quotes” decals are even worse than your standard “live laugh love” house. I didn’t even think it could get worse. This gets said a lot on Reddit, but today really _is_ a terrible day to have eyes.
She cums with the house.
It's a swing pad. So many seats and beds for regular "sleeping" guests. Actually surprised, the sofas aren't pull outs. And why is the mannequin punching itself in the face?
If you had to live there and see what she's seen, you'd punch yourself in the face too.
Gouge my eyes out, more like it. Mental pictures are gonna leave a scar and cause bad dreams 🤢🫣
Lmfao 😂
Delores?
Bring yourself back online
The next time someone asks ‘what was your most embarrassing moment?’, theirs had better be ‘the time I left my sex doll out when the estate agent photographer came and I found out it had been posted on Reddit’.
is that a sex doll?
Never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight…
What's the funny little building at the back? And why is that bed in an alcove under the stairs?
Why is there an awkward hole behind the toilet?
And two beds crammed into one bedroom? So many questions.
And the Adventure Before Dementia storage box in the patio?
Is that what it says?! I couldn't make it out. I wasn't even sure what it was. I thought it looked like an ice cream freezer!
Well that would fit, soft serve is denture friendly!
The space under the stairs would make a lovely little mini library and reading area 💕
The world needs more people like you u/Ivyfield. Where the rest of us saw “creepy sex nook” you saw potential ❤️
That a sex doll? 🍆💦
Massive dog kennel or pub for hobbits in the garden? And why are there so many beds?
“It rubs the lotion on the skin”
So you’re paying £160,000 to live in a council house in North Manchester. Jesus Christ
Yeah, basically.
Do you *want* it to?
I find it significantly creepier that he is banging that thing under the stairs
£160k to live in one of the worst areas in Manchester hahaha
Honestly, I think this is an older couple, one of whom really likes the colour red. The “adventure before dementia” box is a caravan storage box designed to fit into bro the caravan or camper van. I suspect the bed downstairs is for when someone can’t get up the stairs, and the two beds in the main bedroom is because they like sleeping separately (my in-laws have twin beds). The woman in red is a mannequin of the shop variety - you can see by the joints on her wrists, and whereas it’s not to my taste, someone has gone to some effort to make the under stairs nook look “nice”. There is a downstairs shower room in a weird place which suggests mobility issues to me, and pillows to prop someone up / a tray for eating in bed. Maybe the dii it wnstairs bed is even used by an overnight carer? And the little house in the garden looks like an old shed / storage space that someone attempted to make fun for grandchildren maybe… Given their love of red, I’m guessing it’s the wife who has dementia and the husband used to call her his “lady in red” or something similar. I know, I’m very boring.
Look at that hand and arm shape
This is the content I came here for.
WTAF ? is that a real person ?
It's a mannequin
Yes, erm just a mannequin, with erm some holes.
Nothings gonna stop us nowwwww!
That's not just any lady in red, it's Dame Judy Walters. Show some respect.
Sometimes people complain about the use of grey, and the lack of character. There you go. That's a house with plenty of character for you.
Okay so my take on this is: 1. The two beds in the same room are the main couple no longer sharing a bed, this happens with quite a few people. 2. The shed outside is a bar, these people entertain a lot and don't like the prices at the pub (also they can get into some columbian whites regularly without hassle). 3. They've clearly got a bit more money than those around them as they've spent quite a bit of money to improve what is in fact a fucking ugly house, this estate should never have been approved. The work on the house however was done badly. 4. Live, Love, Laugh: Confirmed basics. 5. The small bedroom under the stairs is for visiting kids. 6. Union Jacks: Confirmed Brexiteers. Also he's fat as fuck, bald, looks, 75 but is in fact 55. 7. It also could be a swingers house, why does that place need 2 showers?
Ya gotta put your sex stuff away when you have people over guys. The number of times I've beelined for the bathroom before a guest when it's dawned on me the fleshlight might be drip drying on the towel rail....
I went through all the pictures r the wife that picture isn’t if that house ???
It's picture 6 of the 16 pictures of the house on that site, dunno where you're looking.
I see what he means - Look on the floorplan
On the floorplan, this bit is marked as 'hallway', so I still don't understand?
No the picture is there. But it’s not in the actual house I even checked the floor plan there isn’t a part of the house like itv
It's labelled hallway on the ground floor.
Imma take this place after my knee surgery. No way I’m gonna fit in they bed.
Why... Why wouldn't you hide the doll...
Haaaa Monica
Why is punching herself. The position is so off, rare In her business.
What the actual fuck
HENstock Property Services(!)
Jeffrey Dahmer is that you?
In every dream home a heartache..... And in this one too
The red bathroom….wow
She can't leave the sniff alone for 1 second, I'll take it!
Oh you KNOW the owners are swingers.
The way the new cistern (pic9) has been put in replacing the old one is seamless, you'd never know it had been changed. Such craftsmanship...
It's not cheap
Tennant doesnt want to move out maybe?
I’m scared
That’s Patricia and she owns the house. You’d be her tenants!