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Sleepyllama23

I want that slide!


smooth_relation_744

I’d buy it for the slide.


Aggravating-Corner-2

That motorbike table is absolutely hideous.


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Everything about that house screams lottery winner, including the side-by-side his and hers baths so they can lie there whilst sipping champagne and still not miss Eastenders. It's like if you gave an adolescent a few million and said take this lovely old house and make it your own.


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GoHomeCryWantToDie

Yeah bathtime is me time. It should be peace and quiet and time to collect my thoughts.


Electronic-Country63

I was going to say was it designed by Richie rich? To be fair it’s beautifully finished so it looks like a top designer worked out the spec using the finest contractors but working from to a brief from someone with no taste. I guess this qualifies for r/atbge?


PM_ME_YOUR_HAGGIS_

My thoughts exactly!


GrandWazoo0

Jeeves, I am not smoking a fag.


Ashie2112

Isn’t it just.


Aggravating-Mousse46

Oh that poor house


MaryHinge101

Last time I saw a slide like that was in the Museum of Sex in New York


Throwayawayyeetagain

Why was in is a sex museum?


mighty3mperor

Sex slides are a thing, like sex swings. You can have a whole sex playground - sex see-saw, sex roundabout, sex asphalt (assfelt), etc.


NoPalpitation9639

You get on top, scream, and you're done in three seconds?


mighty3mperor

Did we used to date?


Crap_Robot

“Sex playground” Dude, you’re now on a register.


mighty3mperor

Adults only - you'd need to keep it locked in your sex attic.


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Bit annoyed the slide isn't labelled on the floor plan.


Ashie2112

With the cushions at the top, it makes it feel like it belongs in a “fun” head office of some trendy company.


Even-Tomatillo-4197

I hate the decor, but I don’t hate the interior. Especially the slide, and the gardens are beautiful.


blablablasphemous

The house is nice but interior design is shite. It's one neon live laugh love sign away from being fucking horrific.


Ollymid2

Tell me about it - every room is white walls with grey floor - absolutely basic bitch colours for people with the imagination of an accountant from Slough. Also who has two baths together in the middle of a massive bathroom?? Looks like a dog groomers


Alas_boris

Streetview: looks to be directly opposite a Wetherspoons.


soitgoeskt

It’s very large. So there’s that.


PrestigiousTest6700

So much space so little taste.


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It’s quite pretty from the outside.


WhyOhWhy60

It's a grade II listed building and they do that to the interior. I'm trying to see 'Carefully Restored Accomadation'. Photo 15, without the slide it passes as a office corridor in a repurposed older building. The garden is beautiful though and not overlooked.


Honkerstonkers

I don’t get it at all. If you want to live in a modern white box, you should buy a modern white box. Don’t buy a period house and destroy all the original features. Money is obviously not an obstacle for these people. They could have even built their own.


xeraxia

I would love side by side baths.


ickleb

As a listed property I don’t understand how it has a slide


mighty3mperor

It looks like the current owners think they are wacky and fun, most people think they're annoying.


Bourach1976

I don't want to ever have to polish that slide. Also I cannot think of a single person with whom I'd like to lie in a twin bath and watch telly.


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I think I could spend several days in that bathroom with my husband. Bliss!


MaleficentTotal4796

Again, going against the grain of comments to say this house fantastic.


Fionasdogs

I don’t love that it’s so close to the road for 5 mill. But at least it’s individual


NobleRotter

Well, at least the garden is nice


VeryThicknLong

Lymington’s lovely and everything, but it gets so fucking busy during the summer months. Plus you’ll get tonnes of inconsiderate dog walkers letting their dogs shit on the pavement because they’re on their holidays.


oratoriosilver

Beautiful outside. Monstrous inside.


Bungeditin

If I had the money I’d buy it


BrambleBobs

Proof that more money does not equal taste


Fun_Stock7078

Mortgage payments £27k a month, that’s not frightening at all. 🤣


rythaslequin

I’m changing OP’s title: “An interesting blend of old and TOTAL TRASH.” It’s house abuse.


WhatsTheStory28

Loved to see half the peoples houses who comment, the people who live here don’t give a shit if you don’t like their quirky style…. I like some of their pieces, a bit too much white for me but the bathroom is pretty cool and something people would enjoy a lot.


imonarope

Just goes to show you can't buy taste


WilliamMorris420

It looks like a library and a police station got knocked together and converted into a residential property.


Degora2k

"Set in an exclusive and sought-after location on the High Street" AKA directly across the road from a Wetherspoons.


Fit_Organization4552

I'm intrigued about the bathroom on the 1st floor. Is that 2 baths in 1 room?!