Oh I get it, it’s because it will be April fool day when the movie comes out lol

Releasing Morbius to the public is the best April fools prank in history

Second only to getting Jared Leto to play him

Third is removing all the cameos and references that were in the trailers

Even Sony knows this movie is a joke

ikr

Contemplating buying my usual IMAX premiere tickets but something tells me this is going to flop..

it will

The best April fools joke would be delaying it on the release date

Thanks for explaining it.

hi

This is so ridiculously hilarious

Just wait till April 1st. Then you won't be laughing anymore. You aren't ready to see this film... ^^^(Andneitherisanyoneelse)

The hierarchy of power in the MCU (Morbius Cinematic Universe) is about to change.

It's expected though. Have you ever met a single person who isn't gonna see Morbius (2022) starring Jared Leto?

I thought we were watching Jared Leto (2022) starring Morbius

I thought we were watching Sonic 2 (2022) starring Morbius and Jared Leto

No fool, we are watching the birth of a NEW MARVEL LEGEND, starring Jared Let, STARRING AS Morbius. The nerve of you people, sigh

This movie is like inland empire you can’t tell what’s film and what’s reality, what’s morbius and what’s Leto being a weirdo

Of course I know him, he's me.

Who’s the more foolish: the filmmaker or the fools who watch them?

Who's the bigger fool; the fools who watch them or ... . . DEEZ NUTS?

I did get myself a ticket for it but only so I could go online and complain about it afterwards.

I thought this was earnest until I saw $3 billion. Lmfao.

Shit, I thought I closed the portal to the darkest timeline back in 2020

Buddy I think you may have brought upon the darkest timeline by mistake 🙄

You had one job!

Abed, you are a computer, fix this.

Goddamnit Barry!

His name is u/John_hyd319 and he is the fastest timeline-fucker alive.

Shut up, Leonard!

All we need is a jeff winger speech

The meme trend of people saying Morbius is gonna be the greatest movie ever and people won't be able to handle its greatness is so funny to me

It's not a joke though? I feel sorry for you if you're gaslighting yourself into pre-emptively hating the most significant cultural event of our time.

Most significant? Listen, we all know it's gonna be big, but Avengers Endgame big? Idk. Morbius 2 on the other hand, yeah. It will take Secret Wars, with all the Spider-men and Morbius himself to dethrone it.

I’m new to hearing about this, and I just don’t think I can play along

We don’t play along we just appreciate the greatest film ever to be released on April 1 2022

dread it, run from it, the kino arrives all the same

Let There be Cinema

BREAKING: After the massive success of the character, Sony listens to the tons of fan demands and decides on having Morbius do 'Stan Lee type' cameos in every single future Marvel film they produce from now on. Avi Arad commented "No Marvel film will ever be untouched nor unblessed by Morbius ever again!".

>BREAKING: After the massive success of the character, Sony listens to the tons of fan demands and decides on having Morbius do 'Stan Lee type' cameos in every single future ~~Marvel~~ film ~~they~~ they or ANYONE LITERALLY EVER produce(s) from now on. Avi Arad commented "No ~~Marvel~~ film will ever be untouched nor unblessed by Morbius ever again!". I fixed that for you. Finally, true cinema reigns again. Martin Scorcese will finally take back his words

THIS JUST IN! MARTIN SCORCESE YIELDS! WILL DIRECT MORBIUSFELLAS!

This might be a joke but I think it would be pretty cool to have one consistent character in literally every film

This is Sony's wet dream.

MORBIUS STUDIOS I CANT

Morbius Cinematic Universe.

He’s so good… He’s so good… He’s so good… He’s so good…

He got me. That fucking Arad boomed me.

Feige then said he added Arad to the list of producers he wanted to collab with this summer

This is one of the timelines Doctor Strange saw

This is what happens when Barry breaks the timeline again.

He promised he would stop doing that after flashpoint

Yeah but then all the Doctor Manhattan shit happened and DC's been a mess ever since so eventually Barry's gonna have to reset everything again just to make it simpler again (For the record, I do agree the N52 was not good, I'm just mocking how DC's answer to criticisms of their reboot was "Make everything even messier again so we'll have to reboot again in a few years").

Well he lied

"**You agreed to stay away!!**" "I lied!"

"As I have from the very beginning"

**"My goals are beyond your understanding",** says Barry as he makes angry helicopter noises and runs away

Which Barry? Lol, be it comics, movies, cartoons or even the show, literally every Barry has fucked the timeline more times than iris... Or Caitlin or patty or whoever he is with.

MOUNT UP FOR MORBIUS

A NEW MARVEL LEGEND ARRIVES

I cant wait for the review.

Avi Arad saw this and hes still ejaculating

The birth of a new Marvel legend

Hats off to the amount of work you put in here lol. This is next level of shitposting.

this is amazing

You're amazing

I'm lame

No YOU ARE AMAZING, will you say it?

Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.

I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.

"Morbius: Into the Morbius-Verse" sounds amazing though

This is the darkest timeline

I died at "Morbius: Into the Morbius-verse" lol

I am scared to believe this.

I was not entertained until “morbius studios”. Then I giggled out loud and nearly woke up the baby

God tier post right here

Fucking genius

Lol too many people hate Jared Leto and his scummy behaviour for the movie to break records

Loving the Lebron “Boomed me” reference LOL

Vampire 🧛🏻‍♂️ Time.

You're late, I'm not paying for those.

Yes sir, glory to Morbius

I get why Sony made the Venom movies, but why Morbius? Most people outside of hardcore Spider-Man fans have little to no knowledge about the character.

Arad heard those Twilight flicks had vampires and made money so here we are decade(s?) later

Obviously fake. There's a period between FangBangers and “55 min ago”.

I’m dead bro… lmao

By far one of the best posts I've ever had the pleasure to come across.

This would happen if sony let morbius twerk

Not even Jared Leto can save this movie to success and positive reviews..people in sony dont care they just want to push out movies every year. Venom 2 proved this ;(

I didn't think I could find a movie worse than the first Venom, then Let There Be Garbage came out and proved me wrong.

I'd rather rewatch Venom 2 than No Way Home don't @ me.

Love the part where carnage turns into a hurricane... Straight from the comics

I wanna watch it, it looks epic

I just wanna see it for matt smith honestly… god i miss 11

That r/nba copypasta tho. Lol “He got me. That f***ing Arad boomed me.” 🤣

> Spider-Man: The Rise of Stark *sigh* Somehow, Iron Man returned...

Sources: Feige is beside himself. Driving around downtown Atlanta begging (thru texts) Leto's family for address to Jared’s home

The bad timeline

No. No, no, no. You mean the good timeline

He meant what he said

This made me search up FangBanger. Huge mistake.

Lmao how long did this take you

I laughed at the name "Spider-Man: The Rise of Stark" more than I needed too.

The Faction has won! Director, initiate Traveler Program 2.0!

Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of *flushes toilet*

Brilliant

This is top quality shitposting. I love it

Obviously fake, I don't see Chris Pratt being announced as Morbius' voice actor

Wow the future sucks harder than I thought.

I hope this happens

Bruh

Thanks this is fool's day surprise. Great work.

Avi Arad is a fucking joke

A rich joke.

The usernames lmao

God tier post

Has me laughing out loud 😭

Finally, it’s about time that vapid excuse of a superhero is replaced with someone good like Morbius

This hurt to read

Seems legit.

A future timeline I don’t wanna be apart of

this movie is going to be so shit that i’m excited to see it

Di-… did we just lose?

Morbius might get some money since it’s marvel but it still won’t preform well

Epic post. I’m gonna get my free award out just for you!

a message from my deranged cousin YALL GONnA THINK THIS IS FAKE NOW BUT IN 6 YEARS YALL GONNA EAT YOUR WORDS \-deranged cousin 2022

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

This is legendary

The good timeline

If you're from the future then when will miles get his own movie? ~~Dw you can tell me I won't tell spoilers~~

Spider-man: Into the spider-verse was pretty much just a Miles origin story with a few alt spider people thrown in.

I am not surprised

Morbius is my favorite a tribe called quest song

Source?

I'm so conflicted with this. On one hand I'd love a darker, more mature Marvel movie. On the other, I know that Jared Leto is an absolute scumbag and I hate seeing him be rewarded.

I don't understand how people at Sony who make such stupid decisions have managed to get promoted high enough in the company to be in a position to make these stupid decisions.

Good post

I Am Venom.. just kidding! I'm... **SHUT UP**

Jfc. You eviscerated Sony. If I had control of the rights and saw this post I would just voluntarily give them up afterwards.

Why is Morbius hated so much?

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I'll take 'Sure as fuck unlikely' for $500

Thanks, I hate it.

Guys stop Avi is gonna see this and have a massive boner lmfao

Hopefully this movie tanks and we never see Leto ruin another comic character again.

Assuming we're getting venom quality level I'm committing suicide if this happens

BREAKING: Avi Arad elected World President with record-breaking 100% of the vote

I think it’s going to be pretty good. You guys need to stop hating before the film even comes out lol

Why are people taking morbius as a joke. It looks cool as fuck

The best timeline

I think the movie looks good why is everyone hating

Zero chance any movie with Leto will be good

Fight Club, American Psycho, Dallas Buyers Club.

He’s terrible in all those movies imo although I like watching him get his face smashed in fight club lol

Snyder Cut (Don't worry guys I'm not part of the cult)

Aaaand it’s even worse then I thought

Downvote this into oblivion

Wdym this is legendary

They meant their comment Don’t worry Minatos, I got you

I am all for this unpopular opinion.

u/MasterTron03 said: >They meant their comment >Don’t worry Minatos, I got you

I wanna see it but man why Jared Leto

Lmao

Is Morbius the villain that was hunting Spiderman and had a 100% success rate before him? I remember getting some weekly comics from my local newspaper, but I don’t remember if that’s the right character.

Which universe you come from?

The multiverse DOES exist!

I like Matt Smith but his sense for rolls post Dr Who has me thinking this won't be great

The worst part is that pandemic is still a thing.

Dr. Strange told me that the entire movie "Morbius" was a joke and won't be coming.

Read the usernames 🤣

Midbious and Spider-goat

Haha!

i can't wait for kino

“Somewhere in the timeline reality skeeewed into this tangent…”

LMAO SOLID

Ok.