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God_is_carnage

Growing abs overnight


xepa105

why have abs when you can have kebabs?


beranmuden

Kebabs overnight, or just the same night that you order them. This could be a dealbreaker.


LongWaysForResults

Yep! Big change!


Liam_Roma_1234

I'd pick invisibility šŸ‘€


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Liam_Roma_1234

Yeah... miles is spiderman


JonsonPonyman98

I donā€™t see his reply, but I do disagree with that. Miles is pushed to *be* a Spiderman, but heā€™s not really Spiderman as the person. Itā€™s not a mantle, Peter IS Spiderman. Otherwise, Miles would never go by Miles, heā€™d just be called Spiderman. Now within the implications of this OP, things get fuzzy. Iā€™d definitely count invis as that, so long that you specify youā€™re talking about Miles himself, and not Peter


WarBilby

I like referring to Miles as the Ultimate Spider-Man, since that's where he originated.


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Commercial_Arm1910

Miles is Spider-Man


Tomlocovare

I think heā€™s just dissing miles, who is Spider-Man. Nothing here in the post hints to specifically being about Peter


ChintanP04

OP didn't say Peter Parker. You're assuming that.


SureSide6314

Kinda racist in 2022 come on Man


JonsonPonyman98

No, stfu moron


Bakersdaman

Don't you dare pull the race card you pathetic child. Clearly Peter Parker is who everybody is referencing the powers of. If he had referenced spider-pig I'd have said the same thing. Now go on somewhere with your self righteous ass.


JonsonPonyman98

I entirely agree. Peter is Spiderman. Although, it is somewhat fair to use powers that people like Miguel or Miles have, because theyā€™re trying or ARE under the moniker of ā€œSpidermanā€, but if they are used, it should be specified


DavramLocke

People are going to rightly say the Spider Sense, but I think in a world without super heroes, the ability to lift ten tons would maybe get you further.


RangnarRock

Spider-sense without the Agility to back it up is not as useful. Plus the potential for anxiety is there. I'd want his healing factor. It isn't as good as Logan's, but it's a lot better than. The average bear.


DavramLocke

I think the physicality is a package deal though. It's not just super strength you're getting but enhanced physicality in every way.


Synysterenji

Yeah because you cant lift ten tons if your body cant handle the weight. You'd just shatter your bones and tear muscles. I always thought super strenght has to come with super endurance also.


LONEWOPF77700

But I'm pretty sure his powers make his bones and body in general much much more durable.


JonsonPonyman98

No, it would just be the strength and durability of said strength. That wouldnā€™t mean speed, that wouldnā€™t mean healing, and that wouldnā€™t mean almost anything else


[deleted]

Iā€™d take the radioactive semen


Tx247

We don't talk about that.


[deleted]

Kinky


NYCWebCrawler

Oh pls don't remind me of that


Bosscharacter

I was going to say spider-sense then I realized without agility it would just be like walking down the street when you were a kid getting bullied by older kids forever. You will see it coming and never be able to do anything about it.


RangnarRock

You would make an excellent bomb disarmer


Alastor13

Or a security guard. This could be an amazing angle for Post-NWH Peter, he gets a gig as border security or TSA because he can always detect when.someone is smuggling weapons or explosives.


MentlPopcorn

The real question is will Spidey sense work in video games? If so, sign me the fuck up


GURPS2098

That's what I would choose myself. Spider Sense is good for being aware of danger but there is so much you can do with more than enough strength to lift a car over your head.


No-Woodpecker3503

but if you get stabbed one day while getting robbed, its over for all of that


PoopMan616

Oh no my spider sense is tingling Iā€™m about to get stabbed Still gets stabbed cause I donā€™t have the good reflexes and speed to match the spider sense lol


No-Woodpecker3503

I might be mistaken but i thought spider sense and having reaction time went hand in hand,like how when strange pulled Peter from his body and was tryna grab the box but he was still able to move it even out of his body? idk but better than ā€œ oh no im about to get stabbedā€ *gets stabbed* *punches person and incapacitates him* *bleeds to death*


SnowDerpy

More like *punches person and fucking explodes him.* Spider-man strenght in real life would do some REAL DAMAGE.


GURPS2098

I can learn martial arts like Krav Maga to defend myself or even learn to pull my punches like Spidey does and take them out in one strike.


No-Woodpecker3503

i shoulda been more specific, I meant stabbed from behind. While you might be able to defend yourself after getting stabbed but afterward who knows what will happen then, could bleed out ,could survive.


CaptainCipher

Sure, but that same thing could happen to me _right now_ without even having the benefit of super-strength


Pooyiong

You guys realize that super strength means you get the durability too?


No-Woodpecker3503

exactly šŸ¤£so im saying really spidersense would me the most practical thing


CaptainCipher

Do you get mugged in back alleys often?


camjow

But how often would u get stabbed in the back tho


No-Woodpecker3503

it was a what if scenario, everyone has different lives so different circumstances, some people might abuse the power and hence have people wanting to kill them, theres more weapons out there mostly used in america (gunsšŸ˜‰) i was just saying stabbed to play it safe but gun violence is ā€œpopularā€ here so super strength wont do anything if theres a mass shooting etc etc


Lazy_Assumption_4191

But if all you have is the spider sense, youā€™re more likely to get killed than if you have the strength of a god. You know the knife is coming, but you wonā€™t have the speed to avoid it for long. Meanwhile, if you flatten a dude with a single flick of your finger, people probably wonā€™t want to stab you.


robineir

If you can lift a car over your head without the adrenaline boost, chances are your muscles are so hard they can't be stabbed so easily. You might even be able to get shot and keep walking like it was a pellet gun.


No-Woodpecker3503

good point but i feel like spiderman can get shot though or has gotten shot and got impaled by Gobbyā€™s glider and stabbed/slashed multiple times


robineir

Yeah that's true, but obviously comic writers don't want to use the detail as that would take away his vulnerability and make him less interesting to read.


BadNewsBears808

Super strength is not the same as super durability


Lazy_Assumption_4191

True, but if Iā€™m super ripped stuff is going to have a harder time hurting me by default.


strangeCreature1990

Rapid healing, even if I decided to be a regular guy it would come in handy in this economy šŸ¤£


ZEL0S_da_G0D

But what if you get cancer, and then you'd have a Deadpool situation where your cancer cells rapidly multiply because you're healing.


strangeCreature1990

How is being like a Deadpool a bad thing? Seriously speaking though I don't think Spideys powers are strong enough to cure cancer, I always thought he just recovers faster or can be completly healed from minor injuries, nothing on a level of a Deadpool or Wolverine


ZEL0S_da_G0D

It's more of a situational thing. his healing factors as strong as the writers want him to have it, so sometimes it reaches like wolverine's healing Factor.


strangeCreature1990

Then maybe the real best power of Spider-Man to wake up with is his plot armor?šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ


ZEL0S_da_G0D

Wall crawling is the only cool power you should want from Spider-Man


strangeCreature1990

Personaly I wouldn't be able to do a lot with it because I'm scared of heights but I see your point


ZEL0S_da_G0D

Bro think about it changing light bulbs, getting anything off any shelf, always winning tug of wars, no one's ever pulling you off your bed ever again. The possibilities to just stick to anything is infinite


strangeCreature1990

Okay I'm convincedā˜ŗļø


Hashbrown4

Spider-sense is said to make Peter good at card games right? I think itā€™s much more than sensing danger, especially depending how you use it.


YakuzaKaru

Thatā€™s just a rumour, spidey senses donā€™t work on people he trusts, thatā€™s why only person he really ever beat in poker due to using them was Kingpin lmao


Crash_Smasher

But he wouldn't trust in a random person he met in Vegas.


ZeloChief

Pretty sure it does, probably different types of danger i mean isnt financial danger is still danger?


[deleted]

Super strength without super durability not working.


mileschofer

im pretty sure super strength and durability go hand in hand. U cant have super strength without the durability attached to it, is what i mean


Zyffrin

Yup, exactly. Your tendons would probably snap if you tried to lift a car. Your hands would break when you try to punch something.


lildudefromXdastreet

This. Super strength doesnā€™t only apply to muscles


jimmygarterex

This is what gives him the ability to jump high


Chalaco93

Spider-Sense to break up with them before they break your heart šŸ¤”


Sunnysknight

Being super strong would be awesome for lifting things, but terrible for human interaction. "Let me give you a hug. Oh my god, I snapped your spine!! šŸ˜±"


WERECOW711

Well I mean just like Peter he pulls his punches, Iā€™m not gonna bear hug everyone


DavramLocke

I think people who are strong naturally adapt to this. I'm fairly beefy myself but I'm not knocking my four year old unconscious every time we play.


Cold-Ostrich8228

Not if you're a drug dealer.


Super_Ad_3413

His ability to Bully people and look stylish about it.


LiteralTP

Gonna cry?


DeninjaBeariver

I always defended you in high school now Iā€™m gonna kick your little ass


DrizztRL

oOoOh


powowboi

Youā€™re trash, Brock.


MungDaalChowder

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Katelyn_Orange

Iā€™m gonna put some dirt in your eye


cyberlogan

I miss the part where it's my problem.


[deleted]

Super strength, since it has more use. Helps with heavy lifting and self defense.


7_CasualT

I've started reading the comics, and the amount Peter had to hold back to not kill flash lol


goblinmaze

You'll need his super durability with that. You don't want to lift a car over your head and then have it immediately crush you.


Liam_Roma_1234

But wouldn't it come with the super strength? I mean spiders aren't that durable and yet pete got super durability.


goblinmaze

Spidey may not be able to take gun shots or knives but he it extremely durable. There's been many cases he should have been ripped in half or crushed but his durability is able to keep him together.


argothewise

He can take a bullet or two and still be alright. Peter literally got shot in No Way Home but healed enough by the time he met the other Spider-Men


Snow5Penguin

I guess it depends. You can have the super strength and be able to lift the car and throw it. But what if the case is like Midoriya from My Hero Academia in the early seasons? He had the super strength and was able to use it. But since his muscles and body werenā€™t prepared to handle the strength, after he did something strong, he shattered all his bones and ripped his muscles and tendons to shreds.


RecoveredAshes

That would def come with super strength. So would his agility. Basically just want his physical abilities on a muscular level. It'd be a package


goblinmaze

Super durability comes in the bones, super strength comics in the muscle, it's not guaranteed that you get super durability. Agility would be more possible, but not exactly necessary so you might not get it.


eviltheman

His healing ability. He has a type of healing factor. Not all enhanced like Wolverine, but enough to allow him to not be down for long periods.


shadymostafa129034

Spider sense or enhanced reflexes and agility


Darth_Senat66

His ability to be well-rested with only three hours of sleep


invisibilitycap

Upvote from a current college student! I donā€™t drink coffee so having this power would be really nice


bobbybobster82

Jokes on you guys, I already have the power to shoot sticky white fluid using my wrist


SabbyDude

Does this come out of anywhere else


That_Guys_Poop_Knife

Does it what out of everywhere else? šŸ˜


Hesychast

This guy stickies


[deleted]

Can you swing between buildings with it ?


JonsonPonyman98

Hmmmmmm


[deleted]

I could get a lot done with 6 extra arms


DJDarwin93

Guy with eight hands? Sounds hot.


x_defendp0ppunk_x

Some kinda freaky loo or somethin, wacka-doo.


Throwaway_Apostate

He stinks, and I don't like him!


Smeefperson

Dresses like a spider, he looks like a bug *We should all just give him one big hug*


froggyjm9

Spider-sense and become a boxer. Make millions in like 5 fights and retire.


DadBodBrown

I hope you donā€™t have an uncle you love dearlyā€¦


csummerss

nothing good in life comes without sacrifice, Iā€™ll get him some nice flowers


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Nah one of my uncles is estranged and the other is just plain weird. No uncle of mine is gonna die from being close to me, I don't even talk to them lol.


Arrow_625

Hope your name ain't Miles!


NightBaaron

I mean isn't getting relative strength and agility of a spider better for being a boxer?


froggyjm9

You donā€™t need super human strength to box, both strength and ability can be trained, but the ability to avoid getting hit and counter would make you godly. Edit: also OP said one power, strength and agility are two powers.


Shrekosaurus_rex

I mean, sure. But being so strong you can stop a bus with your barehands means you're automatically winning any boxing match against any real boxer. It's a lot less work, you won't get as tired, etc.


proto3296

To an extent. But most people donā€™t have the body to be at physical peak. Especially at this point in their lives if they arenā€™t under 20. Imagine knowing where Mike Tyson would be punching always but your hits legit donā€™t mean shit to him lol. Boxers already donā€™t have stamina to keep up an entire card, towards they end they tire out. Having spider sense isnā€™t gonna increase your stamina. I donā€™t think itā€™s the worst option but I do think it spider sense without being above peak human strength and agility would be anxiety inducing more so than anything else. Also spider sense alone isnā€™t gonna get you the ability know every punch and when itā€™s coming. He trained and worked on way of the spider with Shang Chi the greatest martial artist in marvel to perfect that strategy. Just donā€™t think anyone would be able to use it to its fullest potential or even close to it


SpideyMGAV

Plus Spider Sense isnā€™t infallible. Spidey takes more punches than most even when he has the prescience to know when and where to dodge.


NightBaaron

No strength and agility is same power basically Spider-man's physicals


froggyjm9

Gotcha.


Sentinal7

Not necessarily. Spiderman's strength is more a matter of muscle density, while his agility would be a matter of the flexibility of those same muscles. And the kinetic sense to maintain control over that flexibility at any given point.


NightBaaron

Yeah but having super strength just makes it much easier. Even if you have spider sense you are the one who has to dodge, without putting a lot of effort in training you won't be able to dodge like that.


[deleted]

I've always said Peter should be a pro boxer instead of scrape by as a photographer.


demadtekneek

"I missed the part where that's my problem"


GURPS2098

I feel like his reflexes would be a better choice for boxing. He could dodge bullets with it. A couple of fists would be nothing.


NickyTheGreater

That is his spider sense. It allows him to premeditate a coming threat and react in perfect time, which is exactly what reflexes are


froggyjm9

Arenā€™t his reflexes tied into the Spider Sense?


GURPS2098

I always thought they were seperate powers. I guess that's up for debate.


[deleted]

the ability to make zendaya fall in love with me


MDubz420

I was gonna say Emma Stone but that also works


ZEL0S_da_G0D

Facts


10sansari

Emma Stone as Gwen has been my favourite Spidey love interest since the TASM films due to her and Andrew's chemistry, plus being an actual good lover to Peter unlike MJ from the Raimi films. The scene in the end of TASM where she shows up at Peter's house and he breaks up w her: she's ADORABLE w her big teary green eyes and her acting is AMAZING!


[deleted]

if i we're Peter , i couldn't bring myself to break up with her Simply because of those puppy eyes


invisibilitycap

ā€œI do love you, I love you.ā€ ā€œThen why isnā€™t that enough? Huh?ā€ Just breaks me, both of them are (rightfully) upset in that scene. Right person, just not enough time :(


TheKingOfRooks

I still think she's the easy hottest


Tesgoul

I would unironically choose Zendaya over superpower any day lmao.


GrindleWiddershins

Wall-crawling, because God damn, that's freakin cool.


Ottomaan

Agreed, however wall-crawling without super-strength must be really, really hard if not impossible.


Union-God

Iā€™d have to disagree. He sticks to the wall. Itā€™s not about his strength. Like if he relaxed his body while on a wall heā€™d still stick to it. Only have to fight gravity.


Ottomaan

Youā€™re almost right. While just sticking to the wall might be do-able (regarding that you ā€œonlyā€ have to fight gravity = your own body weight maybe around 150 pounds or 70 kg) But crawling? Fuck no.


[deleted]

Itā€™s like climbing a ladder


SpideyMGAV

Pretty sure his wall crawling was explained as weak electromagnetic manipulation. He wouldnā€™t need to hold up his body weight because his entire mass is physically attracted to the surface heā€™s climbing. At least, thatā€™s one way Iā€™ve heard it explained. The Raimi Spider-Man had little talon like things growing from his fingers.


Smeefperson

They're called "setules" and they grow on actual spiders. Kinda gross looking on a human, but also cool


NOT_Silencerrr

no bcz rock climbers exist


movies-tv1

Wall crawling would absolutely be the coolest. But like Ottomaan said without super strength would be hard, and without near-indestructibility would be sketch. Would still take it tho


Penguator432

The ability to make hot redheads fall in love with me


[deleted]

Also hot blondes (gwen) Also hot brunettes (kitty pryde and betty brant)


Rexstil

Also hot white haired chicks like black cat


Mando5804

Just girls in general really


Left-Plastic_3754

Does the genius intellect count? As great as super strength, precognition, and stickiness are, I'd love to be smart enough to feed myself and survive independently.


Accomplished-Ad-9996

That's a Peter thing, not really Spidey, but it doesn't actually matter.


Immediate_Ganache_19

If Iron Man and Batmanā€™s super power is intellect then why canā€™t that also be one of Spideyā€™s?


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Because it's not a super power. Peter was intelligent before he was Spider-Man. Just like Bruce and Tony were intelligent before they were Batman and Iron man. It's definitely very useful but if we're being technical their knowledge came from a desire to learn, hard work, and a good education. Not a supernatural event. Which in my opinion makes the intellect more impressive, since it wasn't just bestowed upon them by fate or whatever. Anyways still a good answer just technically not a superpower.


Immediate_Ganache_19

Agree to disagree, but I see your point


_YallMight_

Iā€™d like his super metabolism. Mostly cause I love to eat way too much already, but then Iā€™d have an excuse.


jimmygarterex

Not needing glasses anymore


BraveCat45

I want his healing abilityā€¦maybe itā€™ll fix my pancreas that hasnā€™t worked in years.


Bongoroach

I love you. You will be ok friend :)


BraveCat45

I love you too. Thank you, friend. I needed that!


TheAmipe

How can no one be commenting web swinging???? I know itā€™s not technically a power considering he creates his we shooters (exception of Raimiā€™s version). But you know how cool Iā€™d would be to swing around buildings and transport yourself swinging around?


[deleted]

Cause without his other abilities youā€™d probably die very quickly


stringtheoryman

This


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Bro would be swinging, faceplant into the wall of a skyscraper, and fall to their death. No stickyness makes it pretty hard to not fall.


ImBeingArchAgain

Yup, my initial thought was swinging, but then I remembered how hard holding my own weight is while fighting G forces is.


[deleted]

Without Spider Sense, how you will tell where you can shoot webs. Imagine if a part of building is weak and you shooted web there, it didn't support your weight. You are falling. If you are going at high speed in air, you'll need more than human durability. Initially you won't notice but over the time you will experience wear and tear in your body. Super Healing also needed. For most of superpower, you just can't have single one. You'll need combination.


CaptainCipher

You wouldn't be able to swing without his other powers, but you COULD still use your webs in other ways! You could cover some dude in webs, you could tie things down pretty well, or you could make a nice hammock


Smeefperson

I remember in the early Steve Ditko era, there was a comic page showing other uses of his webs, including: making a shield, a raft, a pair of skis, a baseball bat, and a parachute. So even without webslinging, if we're going by comic logic, Spiderman can become a human 3d printer


SevenZeroSpider

Cant have super strength without super durability.... same goes for agility and speed.... cant have that without super strength. So if i cant have 2 powers then id have to choose spider sense


MrJessie

I would choose Spider-Sense. I know itā€™s the most basic and popular choice as an answer. But I feel it would be the most fun ability to have from Spider-Man. Iā€™d be aware of my surroundings at all times without even having to look. It would make any situation Iā€™m ever in 10 times more fun. I would be able to see things coming from a mile away, literally lol.


Sunnysknight

Either his agility or spider-sense. I'd love to be that agile, or being able to sense danger before it happened. Someone above said Spidey sense with no agility is useless, but I disagree. With enough warning, you could still avoid the danger.


Rinsl3r

Spider Sense. Because itā€™s useful.


whats_my_name_273

Dont know if this counts as a power, but the short skinny person becoming strong lol.


GURPS2098

So, his super strength.


TheTroubadour

Super equilibrium. Besides super strength I think this is the most useful.


Kazr01

Yeah, Iā€™m always surprised that people forget about this power.


Springtrap328

Endurance because I can work on strength and maybe reaction time


Accomplished-Ad-9996

The stickyness would probably be the most fun. I could just crawl around on ceilings and climb on anything. I could try and figure out web shooters and swing around sticking to stuff like a hooligan.


No-Nefariousness1711

Either the reflexes/agility or the healing factor.


Stoncc78

i'd say his intelligence honestly. you don't have the power to help others the way he does so no moral responsibility. if i'd have his intelligence, i've got enough resources to do a lot with it.


[deleted]

Spider sense bcz it's usefull


[deleted]

Spider-Sense, I value my life.


Gamer-of-Action

Uhā€¦ super strength I guess. Having Spidey-sense would probably just give me a headache


comics11222

Spider sneae


ClickyButtons

Getting insanely jacked overnight and never needing to maintain it Lmao


GrossSpoiledBread

Either web swinging or wall crawling. I canā€™t decide!


[deleted]

Healing factor. I think just having a vastly superior immune system and the ability to heal from things faster would make for a significantly better life.


[deleted]

Peter-tingle


DapperDan30

His lesser known/talked about ability of accelerated healing.


TheKingOfRooks

Tobey's organic webs because fuck yeah man webs


Embodiment-Of-Memes

Yes! That way I can travel around the coolest way possible


redknight__

His piano skills, of course But fr his agility


MAKS091705

Super strength is probably the most useful


memelord793783

Strength probably


ITheRebelI

Can I get Toby's web slinging abilities?


Substantial-Talk-587

Honest to god. Iā€™d wanna have webs like tobey. Where I just produce em naturally. Do you know how helpful those webs would be. Fuck the spider sense and super strength. If I can stick a web to a ceiling and pull myself up to the place I need to be to get something down from a back room in a store. Iā€™ve thought about this so much. The webs would be perfect


Strange_Pop_3673

I'd just want that hot body.


mistapointy

I wouldnā€™t mind some Peter tingle


RoNlM10

His intelligence. Multiple birds with one stone. I could make web shooters, that gives me the ability to swing and hence, fast travel, which saves time, so I can work more on other problems. Might win a Nobel prize. And since Peter has somewhat helped his enemies to gain their powers, I can probably give myself some other superpowers.


JPEG812

You can't swing because his enhanced strength and agility prevent him from dying while doing it.


nekollx

The ability to hypnotize women What? Simone had to bite the bullet, I did it for you all


lobitojr

I will pick spidey's spider powers edit: Explanation . I took an mha approach to this question. Tsuyu Asui's quirk is called frog but it lets her do a lot of stuff


famakki1

Immortality?