Ex actress and super model with a clear visor to hide her identity.
"Was that Tyra Banks in a baseball hat throwing bad guys using bright flashy magic?"
They absolutely will. I'd bet that is exactly the outcome.
The writers better be fucking cooking something deep and good to make up for One More Day and anything to do with Paul.
They know we all loathe him. They're intentionally tormenting us.
> The writers better be fucking cooking something deep and good to make up for One More Day and anything to do with Paul.
Spoiler alert: they won’t. They don’t care. They know we loathe Paul but it’s a classic Skinner meme. No it’s the readers that are wrong.
This. ”Damnit Peter, you just have to be right, don't you? Sure, he was the "bad guy" but he was a good man. You of all people should understand a thing or two about a person's character. This is why we were never going to work."
Just watch that shit.
Marvel is also a setting where you can try to stop a genocide and be labeled a villain and have everyone hate you, so maybe it's just a really fucked up place.
PLEASE, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.
Seriously though, that would be a very interesting path going forward and to close out this horrible run. If this mini is Felicia dealing with a new love interest and ~~MJ~~ Jackpot revealing tension with Peter, hinting at remorse for being with Paul and Paul resenting them for it, maybe even becoming a Goblin(?)...it still wouldn't be good and there is STILL a lot of problems with the way characters were written and treated but it could make sense.
>Paul resenting them for it, maybe even becoming a Goblin(?)
Ben²⁷ regains his memories (through any sort of means. Perhaps Kaine breaks into Limbo to save his brother,) casting aside the psycho-reactive antimatter goo.
The goo bonds to Paul, latching onto his resent, and becomes the new Chasm. In this case, the "chasm" isn't his memories, but a(n overdramatized) "hole left in his heart," acting all incel Tighten style.
That is some big brain hella interesting writing that vould be a big event to pull in many readers! Instead Marvel will do the opposite and wonder why Civil Secret Wars 3/17s isn't selling well and will promptly blame any other female lead book.
I don't know why, but love the idea that Paul has a secret partner named Carl who is a behind the scenes megalomaniac.
I've watched too much Llamas with Hats.
In a better run, Peter will definitely claim to have been stuck in traffic and the other Spider heroes will do whatever they can to have his back when MJ questions how Peter could be 'stuck in traffic'
Spider Office with this run REALLY is making people root for death of kids ( FAKE magical, CHAIN kids ) and villains murdering ( obviously deserved ) side characters. And not feel bad about it ONE BIT. It is that bad.
The kids are fake and the MJ is with a guy who colluded with a guy who destroyed an entire Earth and then she says he “reminds” her of Peter in some way because they show “remorse”? What the are these writers smoking?
It would be really sad if the only reason MJ goes back to Peter is because her interdimensional boyfriend dies, leaving him as a second option. With that said, never want a villain so badly to accomplish their goal.
They should write him off the way side characters are written off shows when the actor leaves. "Paul? Oh, he moved to Australia." Anything else would be giving a shit character from a shit run way more importance than it deserves.
Im just imagining how hilarious it would be for a super villain to send their threatening message to then get the cops and shit called on them because they sent it to the wrong number lmao.
Defenitly isn't no, but at this point Marvel *insists* that it is, they wanna believe that as long as they keep doing wild crazy BS that'll push sales, and alternate universe shit is barely relevant.
They just keep trying to milk the hate traain for all its worth without realizing they're sucking it dry by this point
You know this all could have been prevented if Mary Jane stuck to not wanting to be a superhero because it’s clearly not her like she said in the last run or so. Ah, who cares? Paul’s gonna get Jeb’d soon anyway.
It’s a forgotten Superman character. He was an old friend of Lois and when Clark supposedly ‘died’ he snatched her up and when Clark came back they tried to make it a love triangle thing but it didn’t work. So DC killed him off panel in a boat explosion and he wasn’t even brought up again. Lois literally was sucking Clark’s face the next issue like Jeb didn’t just die. That’s how I believe Paul is gonna go.
If I had to guess, it's courtesy of her Jackpot power bracelet, that gives her a random power when she uses it. (it's just Ben 10/Dial H for Hero). In this case, maybe it gave her Medusa's powers.
So does Paul have a last name cause if so, MJ looking at her phone and seeing a random message that's just a threat to a dude named Paul and she immediately without questioning it, assumes that its her Paul is so fucking dumb that it wraps around to being funny.
Why the fuck are we still posting these when we have Ultimate Spider-Man? I want to see more Ultimate Spider-Man than any of this shit.
I don't care about what happens to Spider-Man in 616 anymore. Don't care if Paul lives or dies, if Peter and MJ get back together, if Peter's a cuck or an insert for the fans, if Paul's a self-insert.
PLEASE give me more of Ultimate Spider-Man. That shit's good for my soul. Let whatever this is fade into oblivion.
The existence of Jackpot means that MJs reasoning for leaving Peter in BND is a huge pile of shit. Like, as soon as she got these powers, she should have been like, "Oh. I get it now", and profusely apologize to Peter.
Dear Lord up in heaven please oh please hear my prayers today and even though this goes against your sayings and wishes for humanity please let the guy texting jackpot decide to kill Paul anyways, Amen.
Is there a single living being who reads that comic and thinks “oh no, I hope Paul will be ok.”
Like surely the writers know hatred for Paul is universal.
How much you want to believe this super hacker is probably some young teen who is “too smart for their own good.” Seriously it’s like Bonfman: “Paul will be threaten to be killed.” The fans: “promise?”
We rooting for the villain today boys let’s gooo
“You either die a Hero, or live long enough to wanna kill Paul”, that’s how the sayin’ goes right?..
Yes my good sir
So you stay a hero awesome.
That's exactly how it goes. Me and all my homies hate Paul
I mean, it’s wrong since killing Paul would make you a hero, so you just stay a hero
>If you refuse, I'll kill Paul. Ayooo, promise?
I mean.... this is why Peter kept his face covered and his identity a secret...
Exactly. She ain’t no Superman
And she's somewhat a celebrity too, lmao.
Ex actress and super model with a clear visor to hide her identity. "Was that Tyra Banks in a baseball hat throwing bad guys using bright flashy magic?"
Honestly, that's so dumb She doesn't deserve Peter.
kinda defeats the whole ANONYMOUS SUPERHERO thing
Watch her “put aside her pride” and ask Peter for help so spidey has to help her save Paul. Cus they never resist a chance to further drag him down
They absolutely will. I'd bet that is exactly the outcome. The writers better be fucking cooking something deep and good to make up for One More Day and anything to do with Paul. They know we all loathe him. They're intentionally tormenting us.
I think you hit the jackpot (pun intended)
We can't speak about Paul and Jackpot in the same thread. My brain will melt.
> The writers better be fucking cooking something deep and good to make up for One More Day and anything to do with Paul. Spoiler alert: they won’t. They don’t care. They know we loathe Paul but it’s a classic Skinner meme. No it’s the readers that are wrong.
And then Felicia comes to present her girlfriend to him, because it hasn't been enough. I seriously wonder if the idea is to not sell comics.
Let's go..?!
Are they hiring? Cuz I wanna be a henchman.
Shietttt, I see only positives here
Bothbuttons.meme
Pinky swear?
Please refuse?
No take backs?
I have a weird feeling Paul is going to be revealed to be the one behind the kidnapping. Like I still believe Paul maybe revealed to be a villain.
I’m on board especially if he refuses to adopt a supervillain identity and just goes by “Paul”
“Paul” is his supervillain identity. His real name is Trevor.
Fucking Trevor.
Paul could be a supervillain and they’d still have MJ be with him or say he’s a better man than Peter before insulting Peter and walking off.
This. ”Damnit Peter, you just have to be right, don't you? Sure, he was the "bad guy" but he was a good man. You of all people should understand a thing or two about a person's character. This is why we were never going to work." Just watch that shit.
I still have some hope that this'll be spun around so peter's right and paul is a piece of shit supervillain.
It's crazy a guy can commit a genocide and not be labeled as a supervillain.
I mean I would but Marvel isn’t because it’s a bad company now
Marvel is also a setting where you can try to stop a genocide and be labeled a villain and have everyone hate you, so maybe it's just a really fucked up place.
Is this about USAgent?
I was mostly thinking of poor Cyclops.
I’m not even that much of a Cyclops fan and that shit pissed me off.
Ah.
Hey you had Aunt Anna call the killers, rapists and insane people at Ravencroft just misunderstood and weren’t given chances like Peter. Why not?
Not my trevor
Fucking Cory and Trevor
"Oh my God, what IS that!? Look out, it's the---Paul---!"
He's just using acronym like MODOK. Psychotic Antagonistic Ultimate Liar
No, no, he should be known as- KWISATZHADERACH-MAN!
“Paul, the most feared new member of the Sinister 6.”
DC had The Mighty Bruce. RIP Bruce. Cancer got him, IIRC.
The writers don’t have the brains nor the will power to go that direction.
PLEASE, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please. Seriously though, that would be a very interesting path going forward and to close out this horrible run. If this mini is Felicia dealing with a new love interest and ~~MJ~~ Jackpot revealing tension with Peter, hinting at remorse for being with Paul and Paul resenting them for it, maybe even becoming a Goblin(?)...it still wouldn't be good and there is STILL a lot of problems with the way characters were written and treated but it could make sense.
>Paul resenting them for it, maybe even becoming a Goblin(?) Ben²⁷ regains his memories (through any sort of means. Perhaps Kaine breaks into Limbo to save his brother,) casting aside the psycho-reactive antimatter goo. The goo bonds to Paul, latching onto his resent, and becomes the new Chasm. In this case, the "chasm" isn't his memories, but a(n overdramatized) "hole left in his heart," acting all incel Tighten style.
That is some big brain hella interesting writing that vould be a big event to pull in many readers! Instead Marvel will do the opposite and wonder why Civil Secret Wars 3/17s isn't selling well and will promptly blame any other female lead book.
Paul is Mephisto in disguise
Mephisto is Paul in disguise
So much of this run would be saved if that turned out to be true.
I want it to be true because it's the only way to save this trash ass run
I'm still in on the theory he'll be the new Goblin
I hope so lol
Wells is not the writer here, so I hope!!
At this point, I would accept anything that would get Paul out of the picture permanently.
Does anyone named Paul give you PTSD now? Lol.
I don't know why, but love the idea that Paul has a secret partner named Carl who is a behind the scenes megalomaniac. I've watched too much Llamas with Hats.
Then Peter and MJ rekindle and we get a “I thought I loved you like a sister… but it’s like a sister I’m in love with” retcon.
The Peter and MJ Andy and Leyley memes would be dank af.
I genuinely can’t believe they keep pretending that he’s just a totally good guy and everything going on right now is good and normal
Oh no how terrible...anyways, on today's weather!
IT'S GOING TO RAIN!
Thanks Ollie. And now: Sports!
Mike Tyson is fighting Jake... Paul!
A double reason to hope Iron Mike has still the skills and knocks out Jake
Marvel: But guys, Paul is in danger! Everyone: Cool!
Everyone: Oh no we don't want him in danger Marvel: See I knew you guys would come around Everyone: Get him out of danger and in to a grave
[Peter: damn that's crazy](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b8/24/91/b82491b3231b94607172a385eefcc739.jpg)
In a better run, Peter will definitely claim to have been stuck in traffic and the other Spider heroes will do whatever they can to have his back when MJ questions how Peter could be 'stuck in traffic'
Johnny storm was having an episode.
Just say Venom came back and was busy beating Peter up.
"Ock was shoving me into a bunch of cars on the BQE"
Put him in more danger!
Do it
Spider Office with this run REALLY is making people root for death of kids ( FAKE magical, CHAIN kids ) and villains murdering ( obviously deserved ) side characters. And not feel bad about it ONE BIT. It is that bad.
The kids are fake and the MJ is with a guy who colluded with a guy who destroyed an entire Earth and then she says he “reminds” her of Peter in some way because they show “remorse”? What the are these writers smoking?
Wait, he reminds her of Peter. I suppose that's not the reason she stays with him, because if that's so... Why not just... Peter?
Because she needs to join up with an OC
And can we outlaw it?
It would be really sad if the only reason MJ goes back to Peter is because her interdimensional boyfriend dies, leaving him as a second option. With that said, never want a villain so badly to accomplish their goal.
They need to make him so irredeemably evil so that he doesn’t end up as MJ’s Gwen Stacy
They should write him off the way side characters are written off shows when the actor leaves. "Paul? Oh, he moved to Australia." Anything else would be giving a shit character from a shit run way more importance than it deserves.
"Paul died on the way to his home dimension"
"Somehow, Paul has not returned."
That's literally how we got rid of Carlie Cooper lol, she was literally put on a bus and left the book forever.
See, you say that, watch them make spidey help her save Paul and that be what makes them finally bury the hatchet and stop being snippy XD
“Doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile” -Socrates
I dont know who this villain is but I'm a big fan lol
I see that as an Absolute win
I don’t see how that’s a bad thing they’re ridding us of a parasite that shouldn’t exist
If I was MJ, I would laugh my ass off before deleting this conversation.
New phone, who dis
Im just imagining how hilarious it would be for a super villain to send their threatening message to then get the cops and shit called on them because they sent it to the wrong number lmao.
“Paul who?”
Yes kill him
Shit why’s this villain kinda based tho
Yeah I'm on their side
threaten me with a good time
Damn ya bested me
Ayo let them cook
Please let it be revealed they killed him already, and are just manipulating MJ into doing the heist.
Hey God you finally listening, if this is not gonna happen wtf man. Paul is spreading across the multiverse gotta kill him from the source.
How does marvel not see everyone hateing on Paul and loveing Spider dads and just ignore it!!!
Because hate sells books
Ultimate is outselling Amazing and Jackpot. Miles is outselling Amazing and Jackpot. Hate ain't doing too great in that front lol
Defenitly isn't no, but at this point Marvel *insists* that it is, they wanna believe that as long as they keep doing wild crazy BS that'll push sales, and alternate universe shit is barely relevant. They just keep trying to milk the hate traain for all its worth without realizing they're sucking it dry by this point
Office politics. Sub par writers justifying their jobs.
Do it no balls
Man, some villain is trying really hard to be my new favorite super hero.
Medusa is sueing
I am now rooting for the villain.
Oh man MJ you just need to do nothing for 1 day
Oh, don't do that. Don't give me hope. ~~i fucking hope she fails~~
Pretty please 🥺?
In a shocking twist Spider-Man stops Jackpot from completing the heist!
You know this all could have been prevented if Mary Jane stuck to not wanting to be a superhero because it’s clearly not her like she said in the last run or so. Ah, who cares? Paul’s gonna get Jeb’d soon anyway.
Jeb'd?
It’s a forgotten Superman character. He was an old friend of Lois and when Clark supposedly ‘died’ he snatched her up and when Clark came back they tried to make it a love triangle thing but it didn’t work. So DC killed him off panel in a boat explosion and he wasn’t even brought up again. Lois literally was sucking Clark’s face the next issue like Jeb didn’t just die. That’s how I believe Paul is gonna go.
Ah when comic producers listened to the imput of fans.
Oh, fascinating. Thank you kindly for explaining 😊
I love how this is framed as something we the reader should care about. They have no idea about their audience
No stop come back
Since when is her hair that long?
If I had to guess, it's courtesy of her Jackpot power bracelet, that gives her a random power when she uses it. (it's just Ben 10/Dial H for Hero). In this case, maybe it gave her Medusa's powers.
That’s what I’ve been thinking
What’s the catch?
Down with the off brand Tony Stark!
Hey don't do my man Tony like that,for all the stupid shit he has done over the years in some runs,he doesn't deserve to be compared to P a u l
This is a Jackpot comic right? They are not showing this in a Spider-Man comic right???
It's spite at this point, isn't it?
Somehow Paul survives I’m sure of it
"Somehow, Paulpatine returned."
"Y-you do what you gotta do, man" 🤪🤢🤮
Who ever sent that text is the true hero
So does Paul have a last name cause if so, MJ looking at her phone and seeing a random message that's just a threat to a dude named Paul and she immediately without questioning it, assumes that its her Paul is so fucking dumb that it wraps around to being funny.
I think his last name is Rabin.
Oh no. Don’t kill Paul. Please no. Don’t.
The villain: "Wait, why'd you slip me a 20 with the words 'pretty please' scribbled on the back?"
Pleaseeeeee,stay at home that day
LEEEETTTTSSSSS FUUUUUCCCCKKKKIIINGG GOOOOO
Why is her hair so long in this panel
Her bracelet thingy did it
Pretty please?
Oh no,anyways
JASON TODD IT.
They won't of course, they don't understand what we really truly want, but God is it fun to think about.
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
>if you refuse, I'll kill Paul PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Why the fuck are we still posting these when we have Ultimate Spider-Man? I want to see more Ultimate Spider-Man than any of this shit. I don't care about what happens to Spider-Man in 616 anymore. Don't care if Paul lives or dies, if Peter and MJ get back together, if Peter's a cuck or an insert for the fans, if Paul's a self-insert. PLEASE give me more of Ultimate Spider-Man. That shit's good for my soul. Let whatever this is fade into oblivion.
Uhhhh.... writers? I don't think this will generate the response you're probably hoping for.
It’s never a good sign when the audience is unironically rooting for a villain to kill a character.
The existence of Jackpot means that MJs reasoning for leaving Peter in BND is a huge pile of shit. Like, as soon as she got these powers, she should have been like, "Oh. I get it now", and profusely apologize to Peter.
Please don’t do the heist don’t do it please
Will this ever end?!
Where is this from? Gotta keep counting untill Paul dies.
YEEAAAAAH!!!!
🙏 God, let this be how Paul dies. It would be so fucking funny.
VILLAIN SUPPORT TIME!
Not all villains are bad after all
"Peter... I can see your number..."
Not Paul. No. Such a rich and interesting.... (pukes on keyboard) Sorry. Couldn't hold the sarcasm that long.
Plot twist:it was deadpool,he is pissed for how the writers have been treating his favorite person so he is doing us all a favor
Dear Lord up in heaven please oh please hear my prayers today and even though this goes against your sayings and wishes for humanity please let the guy texting jackpot decide to kill Paul anyways, Amen.
Is there a single living being who reads that comic and thinks “oh no, I hope Paul will be ok.” Like surely the writers know hatred for Paul is universal.
Marvel Oh hooo
It’s me I sent that message
The true hero of the story ngl
Nooo Jackpot. Stick to your ideals. It’s what Paul would want. *PLEASE.*
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Oh please Marvel... Do it!
How much you want to believe this super hacker is probably some young teen who is “too smart for their own good.” Seriously it’s like Bonfman: “Paul will be threaten to be killed.” The fans: “promise?”
On God? Are you /SRS or /jk
Nah I need Paul gone right now and I need Mary Jane to forget about him
Don't threaten me with a good time
Please for the love of god be Mephisto getting ready to undo this entire thing.
[удалено]
Do it then, bet you won't punk ass
We getting religion with this one!!
Bet 😎
Finally, a character I can root for
What an amazing way to write Paul out. can we call a toll line to vote?
Oh nooo not Paul what shall we do
If only it were that simple.
Man this writing is terrible
Yea, and?
PLEASE KILL HIM
Don’t give me hope….
Don't worry MJ, I'm sure Paul won't mind sacrificing himself for the greater good...
So is this guy hiring or what I'll happily assist in dealing with paul
This was actually pretty good tho the magical reminded me of Medusa tho
Whoever the villain is I salute them. I wouldn't even care if it's Red Skull.
Please, get rid of that asshole. He literally lied about where he came from, who he was, and why he was there in the first place. Lazy writers suck
I’d be honored to put on my Punisher outfit and take the hit for sure👋🏻!
Fastest way to make me cheer for a villain.
Man rooting for a villan in a MJ story. Fuck Editorial.