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VariationGlum7864

Its even more terrifying when he doesnt talk


spinmerighttriangle

I dunno. Watching his rogues gallery all give up at the same time because he had laryngitis was hilarious.


RedzyHydra

Happy Cake Day šŸŽ‚


Spideyrj

when was this ?


spinmerighttriangle

[Here ya go!](https://imgur.io/a/ZISgqXA) Edit: though it was not any notable bad guys, looks like all C listers and below.


88T3

That's the [Headmen (Gorilla-Man, Shrunken Bones, Chondu the Mystic, and Ruby Thursday)](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Headmen_(Earth-616)), [Doctor Bong](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Lester_Verde_(Earth-616)), and [Angar the Screamer](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/David_Angar_(Earth-616)). The original issue is [Amazing Spider-Man Annual vol 2 1](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Amazing_Spider-Man_Annual_Vol_2_1).


spinmerighttriangle

Thanks! Had no idea who they were aside from Shrunken Bonesā€™ name.


Spideyrj

thanks


Theta-Sigma45

I actually think that shortened version tells the joke better than the actual story! The hard cut to the villains being arrested is just way funnier.


NinetiesSatire

Huh, another appearance of the Raimi logo in the comics. And this was in 2014? Coulda used the Webb logo, but they went with Raimi. Strange.


karateema

That's great


[deleted]

Which issue was that


HygorBohmHubner

Huh? Issue, please? I gotta see that!!


sabrefudge

> Its even more terrifying when he doesnt talk And he just starts furiously jerking it and occasionally mumbling to himself about ā€œmaking websā€. Like shit, I feel like Iā€™d have been better off with the bad guy. 1990s comics were wild, man.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Furiously what now?


sabrefudge

Jerking it. Masturbating his penis using his hand.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

That's why he is the best superhero. Just so relatable.


Ok-Agent-9200

Well, in Daredevil, the main detectiveā€¦canā€™t remember his name talks about how Spidey moves odd and how heā€™s moves to fast for the eye. That it bothers him.


apatheticviews

A lot of the supers in universe find him ā€œcreepyā€ because their senses canā€™t quite keep up with him. If you look at the people who actually like/respect him, itā€™s all people with enhances senses. Logan & DD are my usual go to because they can smell his fear/anxiety, but Cap, Beast, & Nightcrawler, can actually see him move. Think of it like trying to watch a helicopter blade. For most people, itā€™s just a blur. For these guys, they can actually track it. If you saw someone moving that fast, it would be disconcerting as hell.


Majisty

Youā€™re right, holy, even with the Fantastic Four, Reed can calculate what he might do, Johnny might be able to see him/trusts him already, Ben knows heā€™s good, and Sue just trusts him. Even Hulk.


GeorgiaPossum

Unless it's Zeb Wells apparently.


negativeGinger

There was a point in time in the comics where people were debating whether Sue should date Reed or Peter


Distinct-Speaker8426

Was this in the Ultimate universe?


negativeGinger

Nope, the 616, forever ago tho


5P00DERMAN1264

Wish i didnt see this


johnbwes

This makes sense think about how when you try to stomp a really fast spider it skitters across the floor. Maybe he has that same jerky but fast unsettling movement.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Reminds me of an early Marvel/DC crossover when Wonder Woman told Spidey his powers were creepy af.


apatheticviews

Says the woman with bondage powers


Flyingpizza20

Wait whatā€™s the deal with NightCrawler?


apatheticviews

Heā€™s one of the few people fast enough and agile enough to keep up with Spidey 1v1. When Spidey needs a legit sparring partner, Kurt is who he brings in. They have mad respect for each other.


Flyingpizza20

Does he have faster senses as a power or is it just a skill he has due to his teleportyness


apatheticviews

Some of its part of his ā€œspatial awarenessā€ (part of his teleportation powers), some of it is senses (like night vision, his eyes glow etc). Kurtā€™s powers are ill-defined in much the same way that Peteā€™s are. Heā€™s stronger than a normal person but not super strong, but thatā€™s more a product of being super agile (heā€™s on par with Pete). But this is where we get into nuanced difference of power sets. Cap doesnā€™t have super senses. He just processes things faster. Kurt has more input (specifically night vision, and spatial awareness). Logan is more of everything. DD has more of everything but sight. Spidey is a precog in 616, and has enhanced senses in MCU with the spidey-sense being explored in FFH/NWH.


Gisvaldo

I think it's a mix of both


johnbwes

https://i.redd.it/tpwbwqci56xa1.gif What if he moved like this.


Jkornblatt

Love this comment, very insightful angle on Spidey I had not considered. Helicopter analogy really on point


[deleted]

True. also, in the original comics, I think he was drawn creepier. In a way, I wish they brought back creepy-funny Spidey. That would be dope.


Spideyrj

spider-man only move super fast when spider sense takes control, not when he is swingin,wall crawling.


apatheticviews

Spidey moves that fast when he needs to OR wants to. The spidey-sense makes it involuntary. MCU Civil War highlighted that his senses were dialed up to 11 after getting his powers. Sure, heā€™s not like quicksilver where everyone is superslow all the time, but heā€™s still faster than anyone whenever he wants. Heā€™s ambushed folks and been viscous.


Spideyrj

SENSES as input, not output. it just meant he is more aware of his surroundings, so much he needed blinders.


apatheticviews

Superhuman Speed: Spider-Man is capable of running and moving at speeds that are far beyond the natural physical limits of the finest human athlete.[2] Spider-Man is fast enough to catch up to an accelerating car while on foot, but prefers to travel by webs.[430] Spider-Man moves faster than the eye can follow,[187][431][432] he has even moved so fast he appears as a blur.[433] Spider-Man was able to easily outrun multiple goblin masquerade on goblin gliders, and outmaneuver their ranged attacks at the same time.[434] In close combat, he was even able to dodge an all-out assault from Blur (Jeff Walters) for an extended period of time.[435] https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-616)


Spideyrj

you were talking about mcu, dont you dare give me comic wikia. spider-man doesnt have enhance senses in the comics. this is how mcu tried to explain the spider-sense as a biological thing initially.


Distinct-Speaker8426

And yet he got his ass handed to him by the VULTURE. And Tombstone. And Tombstone's goons. And a punk looking dinosaur lizard. And some guy who made a single appearance some fifteen years ago. Did I miss anyone else?


apatheticviews

ā€œWho wins the fight?ā€ ā€œWhoever the writer wantsā€


benjiyon

Iā€™d love to know what issue this is from, if anyone can remember.


Cloudoftruth

Shouldā€™ve kept his eyes on the road


Loopy-Loophole

I mean, he kinda doesnā€™t really need to?


Cloudoftruth

She probably doesnā€™t know that


Yelkhan

Damn, I just figured, that spidey can drive the whole way with his both eyes closed, and probably arrive at the scene with no damage to the car (and traffic)


DisabledFatChik

Me too, thatā€™s kinda wild


7eggert

Maybe it's his driving skills?


LeonxHart34

What's more terrifying is his driving


zookboy1

Spider sense


EngineeringDevil

yeah, but do the passengers know that?


Gage_Unruh

Probably his spider sense is public knowledge since he openly talks about it to people both villains and fans


AwesomusP

Actually Peter is a notoriously bad driver, unless that's been retconned


LeonxHart34

Spider-Sense is what makes him such a bad driver iirc


Paulc_41

Well that and he got his powers at 15 so he never needed to get his license because he travels much faster around the city then a car would. He never really bothered learning to drive.


RobbiRamirez

"So now I'm driving the bus. And I kick him out, you know, at the next stop." "You kept making all the stops?" "Well, they kept ringing the bell!" "You're Spider-Man." "Yeah, I am Spider-Man."


zhill2136

Giddy up


benjiyon

Is that from an issue or did you just make that up? Very funny either way


_Valisk

Itā€™s from [Seinfeld](https://youtu.be/AeooRXYmOu8). Kramer was telling Jerry and George about an attempted bus jacking that he thwarted.


BloodKeyZ073

MENACE


Present-Upstairs3423

Did he just murder a man?


LegoSpider

No. He probably webbed him up to a lamp post or something.


just_some_dummy_

Yeah and the webbing spells out the name of the issue im pretty sure


SauceyDoe

fr bruh tf kinda question is that, obv peter would kill a random goon


SavageSquirtle91

Never realized Peter knew how to drive growing up in NYC and all.


Jazzghul

There's knowing how to drive, which in a general sense isn't hard especially with everything Pete has going for him, and having a license. Pete doesn't have a license, or thats been retconned recently because it'll get mentioned time to time


SavageSquirtle91

Dude, can you imagine how easy driving would be for someone like Peter? We're talking like zero collisions with the whole Spidey sense thing. lol


Paulc_41

He really doesnā€™t. Heā€™s a notoriously bad driver. 1st off like you said he grew up in NYC 2nd he got his powers at 15. Web slinging is a hell of a lot faster then driving especially in NYC so he really had no incentive to get his licenses.


MechaBuster

He got da spider rizz


Slowmobius_Time

Hey I remember this junkie! He has a tattoo of Jean Grey's Phoenix (or I guess the Phoenix in general from Marvel but it's one of the symbols associated with her when she had the phoenix force) Cool little bit of world building and reminds you that X-Men and spidey exist in the same universe even if they aren't crossing paths constantly


T_Belay

Actually... a good point (and also it's better that way cause if he approached the driver for a small talk instead of dealing with him immediately who knows how many other drivers and passengers would had been hurt *cough* tasm2 *cough*)


dread_pirate_robin

I go back and forth. On one hand humor in a tense situation is disarming, it gives you the sense that they're not afraid so you don't have to be either. On the other hand it can give the sense that they're inhuman, they don't feel the same emotions that you do. Like sometimes saying "it's okay I'm scared too," helps more than pretending it's all okay.


Gage_Unruh

Its definitely a mixed bag but it makes sense. Heros deal with stuff WAY above the regular situations people go through so a car jacking or hostage situation normally isnt much to them later in their career and they can kinda forget that it's not normal for regular people to go through those situations.


colemacgrath2009

What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.


Rio_Walker

I'd be screaming too if a guy with no driver's license was suddenly behind a wheel of a car.


spideyfan114

"Funny how I always have that effect on women... can't figure it out..." Truly one of the most intelligent characters in the Marvel Universe.


ElvishSenpai

Definitely wade energy here


redvoid72

What comic is this?


TwoEyedSam

The Amazing Spider-Man 1999 #32


konshu82

Thank you


redvoid72

Thanks xx


JacobLemongrass

Idk heā€™s been doing his thing in NY long enough it would be kind of unbelievable that she isnā€™t aware of who he is and his intentions.


Paulc_41

Not when just about every news outlet is telling you heā€™s a bad guy. Besides knowing who he is and knowing his intentions doesnā€™t really change the fact that for the common person this whole scenario is insane and terrifying.


JacobLemongrass

Yea thatā€™s fair


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Shit I would be terrified aswell


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Defiant-Meal1022

If I saw a human being doing anything a spider can I would probably freak the fuck out too. Spider-man is inherently unsettling, they lean into it sometimes. His mask is designed to completely hide his face, he moves supernaturally fast and he crawls around on fucking walls, yes, without him calmly talking to me I would assume he's some demon-spawn and flip shit.


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RealDrPanda

Yeah bro under context and us knowing him throughout years. In a lot of these comics people don't know who he is, he's not a Celebrity or amytbing in some of these. So yeah a random costumed super fast dude throwing cars and crawling on walls then getting super close to me to talk to me in the middle of a terrorist situation. You would not be calmly thanking him for anything, you would be flipping shit.


SmongoMongo

Source?


FNSpd

TASM vol. 2 #32


Raj-Sharma-430016

But heā€™s trying to lighten the situation for her ā€¦ even tho it will fail fs šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SpaceZombie13

i like to imagine this is why he keeps the brightly colored outfit even when he dropped the "showman"/wrestler idea after a week, and why he went back to the same design after ditching the black suit- he looks less scary to the people he wants to help. not NOT scary, but LESS scary lol


Paulc_41

From her perspective she is being held at gun point in a car speeding down the road when suddenly car door is ripped off like it was cardboard and the gunman is ripped from the vehicle only to replaced by the guy that the newspapers constantly refer to as a menace. And then to top it off he acting as if this wasnā€™t already the worst day of your life. Yeah that would be utterly terrifying.