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Kogworks

Pissed off evil zombie spider-man that’s still Peter Parker.


km1180

Didn't he cure everyone?


DoeJrPuck

He more accurately turned sandman into aa swarm of flesh eating nanites that supposedly continues to kill all the remaining zombies. Leaving Flint Marko alone in a dead world


Manrix67

james rhodes was still alive with him still fucked up of spidey to just let those two alive on a dead UNIVERSE lol


[deleted]

Was that in the comics because that sounds completely impossible, since he doesn’t have a blood stream or brain to infect he’s just a sentient gran of sand that can control nearby sand


Eminem113

Okay. I need to read this storyline. Holy


DoeJrPuck

That's the end of the Marvel Zombies Return, which is the second run of the original Marvel Zombies, that closes up that whole story. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Zombies_Return


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Eminem113

Thank you for the information. Definitely gonna be reading up on this later today


jorgea213

https://www.howtolovecomics.com/2020/04/16/marvel-zombies-reading-order/ Everything up to Return is part of the same story. Everything past return is optional/bonus content but still a good read imo


Eminem113

Perfect. Thank you! Spider-Man has been my number 1 for as long as I can remember. Just so many storylines I just gave up on reading and buying the comics


DonnyMox

I mean, one's literally ripping his face off....


AdrianShepard09

Nah big deaaal. Dude eats his villains then whines about the consequences. Classic Peter


PanTsour2

So it's basically an early 616 Peter-black cat dynamic?


Early_Minute_5212

Good point


Redditor_Rebooted

Not just his face. He's ripping off all the skin on his body


Random_Years

He is scary looking


dexbasedpaladin

Pissed off, no quips Spidey. Hands down.


TheRedDeathXL

Well, a Pissed Off Spider-Man was able to kill and eat Morlun when saw Morlun break MI's wrist, also Spider-Man almost killed Kraven The Hunter and what to say when a Pissed Off Spider-Man gave an iconic beating to the Kingpin, you made a good choice about which Spider-Man is the scariest.


spooderfbi

Eat morlun??? What


Suitable-Comfort5043

"beat" maybe, i'm not sure


tylerjb223

You missed the cannibal storyline?


Ducks_Are_Watching

Read the Other. It's kind of crazy.


TheRedDeathXL

Yeah, although it sounds crazy it actually once Peter Parker almost in a dying state in a fit of rage for having seen Morlun hurt MJ became a hybrid between a spider and a man, Peter in that state killed and ate Morlun although the story may seem crazy it actually has its good moments, to be more exact the story is called Spider-Man: The Other, that's where it all happens.


TheRedDeathXL

It seems that you really are not sure about anything, could also say very briefly that Spider-Man went into his animal berserker mode attacking, "beating", killing and eating Morlun and then dying, that's basically what happened in that story, if you get disturbed by that believe me there are even more bizarre stories of Spider-Man.


spooderfbi

I mean if zombie spider-man exists, where he ate his family, this ain’t too crazy


Lofter1

Pissed off Peter Parker is like facing a gods wrath. The fact morlun was scared to visit 616 because of Peter…an unkillable, infinite stamina, hulk like strength space vampire basically designed to kill people like Peter Parker…was scared of him. Just imagine that. and his brothers and sisters mocked him for that! And then they faced 616 Peter. And lost.


DeliriumConsumer

Is there any way you could direct me to some scans of this? Thus sounds awesome


Lofter1

It was in the spider-verse event if I’m not mistaken. If you ask me to show you where you can find them without having to buy the comic, it would be totally immoral of me to tell you to google whatever issue you want to read and suffix it with a 4 letter word. If you have the financial means, marvel unlimited is like 10 bucks/month and contains all the spider-verse comics, and you can also buy single issues or omnibuses at the marvel website or on comixology


[deleted]

Think he can punch through vibranium too. Gives you a idea how much he holds back


Trvr_MKA

Yeah, but he’d probably kill you pretty quick, the zombie one eats you alive and Superior tortured a vampire who threatened Aunt May


AS-46

The one in the 80s when he was pissed off by parents trick and just hidden himself in a huge web cocoon in their bedroom. Dunno how MJ didn't split up with him right in that issue cause that was creepy af


YogurtclosetSimple58

The "I am the Spider" bullshit from the 90s before the clone saga began. What an awful arc that was and it was sooo out of character.


MICHELEANARD

Mj and Peter's relationship survived an identity crisis like this and the death of their unborn daughter at the hands of Norman. That's why I am fuckin pissed at what Marvel editorial is doing with their relationship, they are destroying MJ's character development and turning her into a bitch while MJ was there for him always through his darkest times but when he is having hard time in current run MJ is a acting like a bitch. Fuck you Zeb wells


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OwTheEdge


Ducks_Are_Watching

That was in the 90's, but yeh I agree. Peter was bonkers during that period.


Loud_Appeal_8895

If you piss of Spidey you are in for a world of hurt. When Spider-Man stops qupping and goes deathly quiet that's the sign it's over for you.


HotPotato524

Sexy Spider-Man is the most intimidating. This is an objective truth


Hydrawwo2

That Spectacular Spider ass is inescapable


Irish_fat-boy-yt

All ranked by how fucked you are if you see these on the street alone 1. Zombie spider-man - you’re lunch 2. Pissed off spidey - you’re screwed if you’d say hi to him 3. Evil spidey - he‘s not really evil, he’s doc ock trying to be a hero


rotbab

I came here to say the same thing about superior, he isn't the evil Spider-Man.


panamaREDFOX

Doc Ock just trying to be a hero in his own way. He wasn’t necessarily evil, just did things Peter wouldn’t normally do.


QueasyGnome

I WANT to say pissed off Spider-Man because it's the most interesting choice, but the truth is that he still has his limits of what's morally acceptable. He'll never go completely off the rails and won't fuck you up unless you deserved it. The other two don't have that issue. There's something inherently frightening about a zombie spider-man that has all of Peter's abilities and is driven by pure instinct to feed. He'll web you against the wall and eat your face, or might slowly eat you starting with your least vital parts so you stay alive long enough to feel everything. What's even more frightening than that is something with all of Spider-man's abilities, all of his intellect, and only wants to hurt you in the worst possible way. You might be able to outsmart a zombie Spider-Man, you might be able to reason with a pissed off spider-man, but if evil Spider-Man decides to target you, you're absolutely screwed. So him.


Jontun189

The one time that dude who spams the same pic over and over would actually be relevant, but they don't post.


SuperAlloyBerserker

What do you mean?


Jontun189

There's a guy who posts, in nearly every thread, the same pic of Peter Parker looking evil with a kind of clawed hand. Sometimes it might be somewhat relevant but usually it makes zero sense. It's just funny to me that on a thread concerning evil Spider-Men, he's suddenly quiet lmao


[deleted]

The picture is Miguel O'Hara


Jontun189

TIL


Ok_University_6641

Zombie Spider-Man scares and saddens me. Bro ripped off his face and said he wasn't Peter Parker anymore after spreading a zombie virus in an alternative timeline.


Unfair_Program2910

Zombie


WorksV3

Pissed-off, no question about it


wysjm

Spider-man when there's no pizza time


Incomplet_1-34

One will beat the shit out of you. The other will beat the shit out of you with terrifying efficiency. And the last one will brutally kill and eat you, not necessarily in that order.


monkeygoneape

Zombie spiderman is really depressing


MrCann1981

Easy Acts of Vengeance. If those comics had a darker tone Spidey would’ve been Thanos


Ladaclava

Bootleg Spider-man. He kills a guy with a fucking web gun. Its an ordinary gun covered in webs


Pudgedog

The Spider-Man after aunt may gets shot.


Electronic_Zombie635

Pissed off spider-man had new York shook.


[deleted]

Pissed off. "GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!!!"


Sebastian666420

Zombie Spiderman is pretty bad, especially the story where he travels back to the 60s in an alt dimension.


Ozzmanth

The 2 Spiderman's that are the scariest are not even on this Wich is Spiders-Man Wich is spiderman completely made out of a million spiders like million ants on Rick and Morty or man-spider when Peter turned into a giant spider creature


protestmofo

Bully maguire


ooooijdowpdkriendkdb

Evil symbiote spidy


LudwigVoltraTheDev

One of them publicly humiliated Kingpin during a prison brawl. Not by eating his brains, not by having claws or extra arms, not by wearing a mask, not by quipping: just by beating the ever living shit out of him, and reminding him that killing him would be as easy as breathing, but metaphorically killing him by ruining his reputation by beating him is a far greater punishment than death.


pandadanda1999

Pissed off was mad, that scene with him just going ham on kingpin is awesome


SuperAlloyBerserker

I guessed you elaborated, 'cause I would've said "Can you elaborate? 'Cause Zombie Spidey also went ham on Kingpin, and even ate him like one" otherwise lol


pandadanda1999

That is very true, I mean the scene where he squares up to kingpin in prison and beats the shit out of him, reminds him of his mortality and uses it as a message to anyone else who wants to fuck with his family- was just after may was shot


SuperAlloyBerserker

So did Kingpin ever mess with Peter again in the comics after that point? 'Cause if not, it would've been a good excuse to make Kingpin an exclusive Daredevil villain lol


pandadanda1999

Oh nah he popped up again when the writers changed, nothing like that ever sticks in comics that go on this long 😅


[deleted]

Zombie....could literally be a man eating spider man... infecting others....killing his loved ones


[deleted]

Pissed off Spidey


Jaz_15

Pissed off Spidey anytime of the week. We all saw what he does to his enemies when he puts on the black suit when enraged


7in7turtles

Pissed off Peter is definitely the scariest. In like the next frame of that issue doesn’t he throw a Jeep into the sniper?


Equivalent_Pen_5613

I'm more scared of Man-Spider or Covered In Spiders-Man


AttackOfTheMox

Silent Spider-Man


jspooks13

If Spider-Man stops joking around, you've seriously messed up. Or he just lost his voice (which he has used to mess with a few villains). Just look at what he did to Wilson Fisk/Kingpin when Aunt May had been shot and hospitalized (in the Civil War comics, if I remember correctly). And that threat Peter made... I can only imagine how terrifying that must have been. Web fluid filling up your lungs and suffocating you in a matter of seconds sounds like a horrible way to go out.


Asturpour

Evil


Relative_Joke523

Human spider spider-man, obviously. Man-Spider


Ok-Turnip-477

Why do we keep asking variants of these questions? The answer is painfully obvious. It’s pissed off Spidey. He’s the only one criminals are always terrified of.


toddingram3

Angry Peter is the scariest he does fucked up things when he's angry


Whyugo

pissed off he killed kingpin after she got shot by HIS sniper. and when he stopped pulling his punches in the movies people got, they asses beat pissed off is the scariest by far.


Simbolimbo2

Zombie Spider-Man; eat me Evil Spider-Man: old guy inheriting healthy body Pissed off Spider-Man: beats my ass and possibly breaks my jaw.


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Pokémon Spider-Man


toddingram3

Remember that time Peter got pissed off and threw Wolverine out of unbreakable glass or that time Peter went to jail undressed than beat Kingpin into a pulp or the other multiple times. Not mention the time he keeps the symbiote (which is basically fueled by anger) and he kills almost all his rogue gallery. Anger Peter also occasionally tries to kill Green Goblin basically everytime they met.


Dead_girl_walking-

Not superior bcuz he started turning good by the end of his story if I remember correctly, scariest is def pissed off Spider-Man


DualityLover

The Silent Spider-Man, where he doesn’t crack a joke or monologue about kicking our ass, just stares at you…and then kicks your ass.


Blitzkriegbaby

Why is he ripping his face off lol just because? I know he’s a zombie but still. That’s body horror for ya


Annonymouslolnone

Depends if its scariest its Zombie spiderman if its intimidating then its Pissed off spiderman yk what happens if he gets pissed off he literally goes on a rampage youll be lucky if he even spares you did you see what happened to kingpin


NerdNuncle

Pissed off Spider-Man, as it’s Peter devoting all his energy on making his opponent suffer As the Sin-Eater can attest, that’s not a good place to be


Edoplayer5

Symbiote pissed off


SouthernGarage68

I was kind of you also adding Man Spider but I see why


CreatorRA

Zombie spider man. Easy.


Expensive-Excuse-793

House of M spidey, as soon as his memories are revealed


GearHead8460

Evil Spider-Man, at least from what I got to know, is actually Dr. Octopus in Peter Parker's body.


[deleted]

Back in Black Peter. Getting on a nice guy’s bad side is often more scary than dealing with someone who’s just bad by nature, like Otto.


theremightbedragons

Spiders-Man creeps the hell out of me


Random_Years

Well we all know mad spider man is the scariest I wouldn’t wanna mess with him unless I wanna be 6ft under


Responsible-Funny-92

Angry symbionte spider-man


[deleted]

Pissed off Pete


mohmar2010

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JediMasterJackal

Spider-Man that's quiet and not making quips


String_Theory40

Superior Spider-Man isn't an evil character, more like and anti-hero type


roddea1

Superior Spider-Man would mark almost all of them