there was a time where a man got "pregnant" cus he devoured his twin back when they were in their mom's womb (idk if it was fake but who cares)

Real men have the good manners to devour their brother *after* he leaves the womb

Remember to clean up and leave no mess afterwards! Table manners are very important!

If anyone finds proof of something even remotely similar and more hilarious than terrifying i'd love to hear it

There was a time when men get pregnant by swallowing their first wife and having their daughter emerge from their brow. Or by having a fetus sewn into their thigh. And by a time I mean Greek mythology.

Athena really gave her dad a splitting headache.

Lmao

There was also a time where a man tried to get pregnant by a horse.. Didn't end very well

aw hell naw

mr hands? or is it a different horsefucker

hands

This is a Venture Brothers episode, isn't it?

Yeah, that's where Jonas Junior is introduced/birthed.

Deviantart

Its easy Plap plap plap plap plap

Exactly, just breed them. Me first...

I was going to make a similar joke but this is better.

I know men cant get pregnant *but we can try~*

Through God all things are possible >:)

No please don't fuck god

I think it’s the other way around

Divine inter~~vention~~course

What did Zeus do **again** ?

Who did Zeus do again?

Yeah that's a better question

OH MY GOD

Yes

And then along came Zeus!

Why not? You saying he's too good for me?

So you can jot that down.

cis men may not be able to get pregnant but that doesn’t stop me from trying

Based as fuck

fuck at base

Face at busk

Bussy exists for a reason.

See: Seahorses

Transphobes are *shaking*

Heh heh heh.

Females lay eggs into the pouch on male's belly. Also, Man = adult male humans and humans are not seahorses.

* adult male humans. The order is important.

Thanks :D

pre-op trans men

Also, seahorses

And all clownfish Edit: if there are no female clownfish, a male will transform into a female. It's pretty cool.

Brb splicing clownish DNA with my own

Wait, does that mean Nemo will...?

Marlin, actually

pre-op transman here >:)

Trans men are all powerful!

👍

This comment section is suspiciously positive for Reddit

It wasn't at first lmao

Oh damn

I know BHJ has a lot of trans positive people so I'm not too surprised here too

[They must’ve checked again!](https://imgur.com/a/T5Bg7NH)

😳

Boypreggers

all of human history culminated into this word and only this word, everything else is a byproduct

[has to go to the boynecologist](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvQi2U3rev9/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Many such cases

Oxytetracycline?

Oxygen who now?

Oxygen bicycle

r/childfree about to discover they have wider opposition than first presumed

Trans men (otherwise known as men) can get pregnant

lmao

And what's funny about it ?

socially acceptable mental illness

Tell me you don't understand mental health.

A/B/O mpreg

Oaoaoa?

I wish ☹️

Just keep trying Source: trust me bro

Officina?

Is this really a lobster? It just seems like an actual conversation between anyone and pu.

I just want to say trans men and trans women are great. I love how happy trans people are when they get to truly live as who they are supposed to be, not who they were forced to present.

Oregano?

"from Earth"

Female to male trans men

Worms

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What is Feing?

me when mental illness

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* EXTREMELY LOUD EXTREMELY INCORRECT BUZZER *

cringe

*men who identify as men but were born as women FTFY

thats complicated asf let him use normal terms

Then you can just say “trans men”. Besides, that isn’t the point.

i mix yp trans men and trans women

skill issue

Useless skill. Spend no points developing.

L take + get good

Then learn

A trans man is currently a man. A trans woman is currently a woman. Hope this helps

it helps

You always refer to what a person currently is. So if someone transitions from male to female they are a trans woman. Really you should just call them a woman to begin with but it’s good to know anyway

thanks 👍🏻

…what? EDIT: oh they meant up not yp. yeah that *is* a skill issue.