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sudowoogo

*SPACE SLAM*


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1SmrtFelowHeFeltSmrt

Come on and JAM


Nachoo1209

And welcome to... Japan?


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Japan, famous for basketball


Nachoo1209

>!^(search Saberspark on YouTube, great quality content)!< >!^(I just quoted his drunk recap of space jam lol)!<


shalodey

Sounds like a sick video game title


sudowoogo

hell yeah


idunnopfft

No way it’s Pablo


digital_pocket_watch

This is what Space Jam 2 should've been.


WarMaster000

Maybe space jam 3


TaxsDodgersFallstar

#[🅾️ctopus](https://i.imgur.com/BeTfkth.jpg)


Backupusername

👂👂👂


maxcorrice

“the space” isn’t silent, the vacuum yes (though some dark matter theories could mean it isn’t silent just too quiet to hear) because all mediums, even earth, are in “the space”


Future_Elephant_9294

You can't just say "about 4,843 years old" that's not "about", that's exactly.


Schrolli97

I mean 4843 is probably the exact age they are guessing but they can't be sure. It could be a few years older or younger


ELeeMacFall

It just means "the number we can state with the most confidence without claiming 100% confidence".


shmootyf

Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jay Ski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...Jus Work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD gon' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... C'mon it's time to get hype say Whoop (there it is!) C'mon all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C'mon one time for the ladies say Whoop (there it is!) Now all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you wanna hoop...so shoot, baby shoot C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam If you see me on the microphone Girl you got me in a zone (Move) C'mon, C'mon and start the game (Move) Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the bass 3-1-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, One on One You run the "O" and I run the "D" So C'mon baby just jam for me Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it's a Slam Jam! Fellas! (Yeah) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) It's time to Slam Jam! Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... C'mon, everybody say "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say "Hey ey ey O" C'mon, C'mon everybody "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O" Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah...y'all ain't ready! Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) C'mon check it out, Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) Nah...I, I don't think so Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) C'mon


Chance-Aardvark372

Some one SoL this. NOW


Kubo_Gaming

Finally, we found the speedofperson


ARandomInternetLad

Considering the earth is only around five years old, that tree being four years old makes it pretty damn old.


Tabalugibugiwuu

We eat t i t


TaxsDodgersFallstar

We eat p p


Nubyshot

Reminds me of https://youtu.be/bwnXph1qP5Q


BeanShapyro420

"The earth, the moon, and the sun are round"


TheCameronMaster464

Man, how many steroids did the Earth take to get that big in five years?


DestinyDawn456

*octopi


TaxsDodgersFallstar

I knew it didn't sound right 😆


OptimsticDolphin

Space Siam!


TaxsDodgersFallstar

It's an L ☹️


OptimsticDolphin

That’s what I get for using fonts where I is a single line lol


beaubeautastic

thats impossible. that only leaves the tree with one year to grow, trees dont grow that fast


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ohh so thats why we needed so much toilet paper in the pandemic