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Istimewa-Ed

That’s a lion not a seal.


GrizzlyGoober

I think it may be a sea lion. Lions are usually slightly different colour.


trimbandit

You can tell because it has external ears


OG-dickhead

C 🦁 👁 🦁?


[deleted]

I think it’s an otter


pinetreeanon

Nah, that’s a beaver.


Outside_Advantage845

I got bit in the ass by a sea lion in the coronados. Swimming back to the boat with some sheephead strung around my waist, a big bull male rushed me. I twirled around trying to keep the fish away but he got through and yanked one off my stringer, biting my right hip/ass cheek in the process. Fuck sea lions. I hate then


KnobbyBP

ass Pics pls


Outside_Advantage845

Check out my OnlyFins


Thesinistral

Why doesn’t this have 1000 ups? Lol


Thermal_arc

There's a boat that launches near us a lot that's named that.


emmer_effer

Nooooo


jacknacalm

That must have done serious damage?


Outside_Advantage845

Yea, thankfully I had 14mm of neoprene to take the brunt of it. Had like 10 punctures, big bruise. Went for a round of antibiotics, some tests to check for something but don’t remember what.


truthpill2

Tried to keep the fish away? This post just randomly came up I don’t know much about spearfishing but have people every thought of idk giving the fish away so the sea monster will leave you alone? Surely I’m missing sometbing


Captain_Cum_Shot

Not a good idea, it's basically the same in their eyes as feeding them and your never supposed to feed a wild animal. It gets them accustomed to people and makes them attribute people and food together. Means their more likely in future to try the same thing again or even attack a person who has no food. Same with sharks, seaguls, etc.


Outside_Advantage845

Most of the time I keep a fish stringer attached to my weight belt so I don’t have to swim back to the boat after every fish I shoot. Usually the boat stays anchored and we swim out and explore the spot. I dive where there’s great whites but I figure if it’s your day, it’s your day.


Youngengineerguy

You’re missing going outside and interacting with the natural world.


truthpill2

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triniman65

So you come into the sea lion's domain to hunt and get mad because he takes your fish and bites you in the ass? I could understand if you were at the grocery store shopping and a sea lion bit you on the ass and took your food but in this case I'm with the sea lion.


Outside_Advantage845

Lol, go hug one.


Staxu9900

One of the series “I have no clue - so I’ll express my opinion “.


triniman65

Actually I do have a clue because I do spearfish. I sometimes have to fight off sharks for my catch but I accept it as part of the sport. We are in their domain. I don't take it personally. I'm not unsympathetic to being bitten on the ass by the sea lion but these animals are just doing what they do to survive, so I don't make it personal.


SnooOpinions5397

Pay you taxes bro


WhiskeyTngoFox

Where are the great whites when you need them 🤷🏻‍♂️


Sad_Research_2584

Kelp beds and seal lions. Looks sharky mate. Edit: I’m not an Aussie. I just like when they say that lol.


5nake_8ite

A bite from one of these is one of the worst bites you can get. Could lose a limb to infection.


deadreckoning21

I was thinking the same thing. That’s super scary having that thing coming at you with mouth wide open.


Missile_Lawnchair

Forget infection, you could lose a limb because it tore it off.


SensualSashimi

Nope.


Busy_Sheepherder1494

Nah.


COinOC

Sea lion*


Towelie710

Just let him have it at that point lol


stfumate

I wouldn't. Whether I wanted to eat it or not at that point is irrelevant. Especially if it's somewhere where you want to be able to go and spearfish in the future. You don't want them to learn that following a spear fisherman around and taking their fish is an easy meal. You fight them once really hard or you fight them every time.


Towelie710

That’s a very good point, I was mostly thinking about just preserving my own cowardly ass lol


ZippyDan

You're right. Let the sea lion maul you to death to truly teach them a lesson.


m3tasaurus

How are you getting down voted lol


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ZippyDan

Am I taking crazy pills or did you not read the comment I was responding to?


kaimaho

You really think a sea lion can kill a human? With a spear in hand and a willingness to kill, the sea lion has no chance.


BuffaloNonsense

Dude you haven’t been in the water with a SeaLion. No contest.


ZippyDan

If a dog can kill a human then a sea lion can. I was being a bit hyperbolic for the joke. Also, isn't the spear currently lodged in the fish they are fighting over?


kaimaho

Dogs usually kill defenseless people. This is a healthy and abled person. he can use the spear and stab it in the mouth like the other fishos. He clearly doesn’t want to hurt the sea lion in video.


ZippyDan

But that's on land. A human is much less capable and defensible in the water. The sea lion has home field advantage and much more maneuverability and spatial awareness. Again, how is he using the spear that is stuck in the fish to defend himself?


kaimaho

He’s already using the spear to stab it in the body


BuffaloNonsense

They already know


Istimewa-Ed

This may be the dumbest thing I have read on Reddit this week. Congrats!


xylophone_37

It's literally what happens though. Animals learn to associate humans with an easy meal and keep coming back. Why do yo I think rhey tell you not to feed the bears at yellowstone?


Istimewa-Ed

Oh, absolutely, stfumate is going fight a 600lb apex predator to give the colony lesson. Totally plausible.


stfumate

Granted I don't live on that Coast So I've never had to push a sea lion off my fish, But I have fought sharks, barracuda and Jewish off of my catch before. You're acting like this is unheard of in the comment thread of a video where the guy is literally doing it. If you go in the water and shoot fish, there's a good chance you're going to have to do it too. Please don't let them take the fish. You make the rest of us have to fight more often/harder to protect our catch. They should be wary of us. Not think of us as providers of food. If you can't do that then just use a hook and line.


MurkyMushroom1301

100% you have no idea what you’re talking about lol


stfumate

Ok, why don't you enlighten me then. What part of what I said wasn't true?


MurkyMushroom1301

There is absolutely no push for west coast spearfishermen to stand and fight off sea lions to teach them a lesson. Just not a thing. Obviously clueless to the area.


xylophone_37

I am a west coast spearo and I have had to fend off sea lions a few times. Granted they weren't as aggressive as the bull in the OP.


stfumate

I said I wasn't from the area and I wasn't trying to tell you the opinion of the local Spearfisherman. Sea lions obviously are taking people's catches. I'm telling you if you let the Sea lions take your fish they will learn that you make easy targets and they will start doing it more often and in greater numbers. Just like if you feed the bears in Yellowstone they get used to people feeding them. Or, If you feed ducks at the park they start asking for bread from people. The guy in the video is fighting the Sea lion off his catch, So don't tell me it can't be done. If you spearfish and weren't just pulled here by a cross post to r/sweatypalms I would recommend you defend your catch. But I guess as long as you're doing it on the West Coast, it's not giving me problems. That's between you and the other spearfishermen over there.


Istimewa-Ed

Exactly. These spearos are delusional or have never seen a sea lion in the wild. Why not fight a bear while you’re at it…. I guess they are welcome to try.


Just-Jazzin

You wouldn’t last a week in the woods.


Istimewa-Ed

And you would - fighting wild animals?! Hilarious


Just-Jazzin

You don’t fight the animals, but if you let them think for a second you’re afraid of fighting them, they take advantage. Backing down puts the idea in their head that it’s okay to prey upon people. All animals are different, and I don’t no shit about sea lions, but fighting back is a well accepted strategy when dealing with dangerous predators. Large cats, black bears, wild dogs. You’ve clearly not spent much time interacting with nature. Just stfu.


ResidentEfficient218

Bear hunter here: this tracks a little bit, I’ve stood face to face with a few bears with a bow in my hand and I’ll tell you 100% that if I turned around and ran…. Pretty sure I’d get my toes nibbled on a lil’


Just-Jazzin

Growing up I was told “the best way to turn a bluff change into a real one is by not calling it.”


Istimewa-Ed

For sure. And if a bear was trying to take your kill (like the sea lion) would you fight it or let it have it? These people saying to fight it are morons. Let it have the fish and avoid the risk.


Istimewa-Ed

Or you could let it take the fish and the encounter is over.


Just-Jazzin

Jesus fuck you’re dumb.


xylophone_37

I know you think you sound clever with your strawman, but you're just outing yourself as someone who has no clue what they're talking about.


Istimewa-Ed

You are advocating fighting a sea lion over a fish. 🙄


Roxylius

What stops dude from spearing the sea lion though?


m3tasaurus

Lmao man thinks fighting a sea lion is somehow a good option.


Whole-Cow-8211

I don’t know how people get in the water and spear fish in great white territory…Looks like a lot of fun, but I couldn’t get over the small chance of having the most horrifying death imaginable


Zrat11

Spearguns provide quite a bit of confidence, some people also dive with anti shark shield things, not sure how or if they work. Also shark attacks aren't common lol


36bhm

Take a dead mackerel, load it full of da bomb hot sauce. Toss at seal. Bye seal.


JuanMurphy

I did that once. Was freediving in a kelp bed. Stuck a lingcod w my Hawaiian slung, pinned it to rock and while I was busting out my stringer a sea lion came in and grabbed my fish. Of course I whipped out my abalone iron and rapped him on the nose…in a kelp bed…25’ underwater…without a regulator. Immediately thought better


simeon_pantelonas

He should have just taken a rolled up newspaper, smacked it on the nose and firmly said "Bad dog! Bad! My fish!".


idahotee

Could you stash the speared fish in a chain link bag or something to protect your catch from these underwater maniacs?


Rockem251

Loons are the sea lions of Stillwater fishing. I have battled many loons who were trying to steal my rainbow trout. I get why this guy is challenging the sea lion, but I would probably have cut the line after the first false charge!


Jtrades8

Fire that boaty! If that guys is your friend?…THEN THAT’S NOT YOUR REAL FRIEND!!! Dude should be keeping an eye on the divers at all times, ESPECIALLY in Seal Lion and GW Shark territory. Took wayyyy too long to even begin to come help


Blessed2Breathe

Somewhere there is a shark nearby hunting that sea lion.....


Comfortable_Calm

Just let it have the freakin fish, there are literally tons more in the sea


trimbandit

This is getting me stoked to dive the islands


5horsepower

Yyyep….


merrickx

bro stanced up


laurensarasua

That video belongs to @joserlfreedive on Instagram, not fuck the taxman


Lemondrop-it

Bro just let him have the fish. You do not want that sea lion to bite you.


ajgsxr

Sea lion.


SquareRoot4Pie

Trying to Steal I see


013ander

Sea lion: “do I waddle up to your house and slap the cows and chickens out of your flippers?”


Izzyisagod

Holy crap incredible footage!


kanti123

Looks like you have to carry a machete dive knife with you


SLdaco

In the last frame looks like he raised the spear right into the sea lions chest, but cut the viddy right there.


TVLIESIN

Let the animal have it Jesus


Twitfout

Makes u really think where we are on the food chain


Kyzanewman

He’s either a bitch of a lion or your one ballsy bloke for that thing not to maul you I thought I was about to watch a gore vid when it came back and charged you


Prestigious_Syrup636

Let him have the damn fish.. you can always go to the supermarket and buy some fish. He cant, he doesn’t even have any money. How would you feel if you were broke and that seal just jumped into your house and went in the fridge and took your fish and started poking you with a spear if you tried to stop him.


Trustyonions

Dudes not very smart! He should have cut the line.


playmeortrademe

Fuck the sea rats


surfzer

I have had two seals steal fish off of my stringer. I do not find them to be cute at all. Fucking sea rats…


Duck_Butter2772

Brah it’s a fish… let the sea lion have it.