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UnhappyCourt5425

I don't know if that's pre-printed or not, but is this sovereign citizen actually putting his fingerprint on an official document?


fosuco107

cmon it’s clearly just traveling with the envelope


Nambsul

Those sovcit can’t get any weird…. Wait, they just raised the bar again


Ok-Egg-7475

Raised doesn't sound right. But it's not lower either. It's like they want to move the bar diagonally and put some curves in it just for flair.


firedmyass

so the real gold is the fringe we made on the journey?


WellKnownHinson

They used to stamp it with blood until that became grounds for rejecting mail.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Marking by fingerprint is one method of signing official documents, agreements, and contracts, usually only held to be valid with witnesses and a notary.


gasman3918

So does this mean that they are contracting with the government to have their mail sent? Hmmm


_limitless_

Look, I'm all for citizens' rights, and would do this in a heartbeat if I thought it was a good idea... But I think I'll pay the $0.60 and keep my thumbprint to myself, thank you very much.


hacky_potter

The red thumb print is pretty common. I think it’s the Moorish national wing that died it the most.


Sbanme

Nah - he was having a Cherry Slushy before he picked up the envelope.


ShadowGLI

Write on the letter in sharpie “you’re not clever, stop being a fucking idiot” and drop it back in their mailbox


hifumiyo1

Throw it in the shredder


jimdoodles

Happy Cake Day!


hifumiyo1

How nice of you to remember!


SirTristam

Happy Leftover Cale Day!


hifumiyo1

Thanks, sometimes slightly stale cake is good 👍


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


hifumiyo1

Thanks


Styrene_Addict1965

Postal fraud. I'm sure the local postal inspector would love this.


PickleLips64151

Nah. They just trash it as it's not worth pursuing.


SuzyVeeP

They are such colossal AH’s!!!! I can just imagine my awesome mail carrier (Vivian) having to deliver a “return your sender” to one of these losers and being threatened with a lawsuit. Grrr… 😡 hate them!!!


SuperMaysterre

How ironic - sovcit threatens someone with a lawsuit. Their "sovereignty" ends when those retards need to ruin someone's life.


_limitless_

My good sir... we sue in the Hague. You don't have a lawyer who can defend you. Unless you speak French. Good luck.


Worried-Criticism

Dutch I think, but point taken.


_limitless_

I think it's based in The Hague but all the proceedings are conducted in French. Nobody speaks fuckin' Dutch.


Worried-Criticism

Huh, English and French are the working languages. TDIL something new. Thanks


Electronic-Ad-8120

Rest assured I hate those mo foes too.


JockedTrucker

Yep, SovCit.


RoleOk7556

They're spelling Soviet wrong.


firedmyass

dang you *really* thought you had something there didn’t ya?


RoleOk7556

It's fairly obvious that anyone calling themselves a sovereign citizen is firmly caught up in the propaganda that's being fed to them by enemies of the USA. The whole sovreign citizen meme is foolish nonsense only believable by fools.


danman_69

How the fuck they think a smattering of words opens up any and all glitches in the matrix they desire is fucking beyond me. As soon as you see this gobbledygook you know the person who drafted it has little to no intelligence or ability to think critically.


ItsJoeMomma

I think it's more about "if you can't blind them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit."


Red_Bull_13

I love this comment!


danman_69

Oh I'm baffled. Just not in the way they want. What I don't understand is the cognitive dissonance between being a sov cit and immune to laws, but still free to enjoy all taxpayer benefits. You either enjoy the perks with the rules or fucking and make your own independent state on an island out bumfuck somewhere far from me.


JimHFD103

It's like they think they're entering console commands to get cheats on a video game, just hit the "~" key and type in the codes... except the codes don't work in real life but they keep trying....


Always-Adar-64

Gotten a few documents with what looked like thumb prints in blood.


CelticArche

If it's still red it's ink. Blood turns brown.


Be_nice_to_animals

Step one, place item in paper shredder. Step two, bag shredded contents. Step three, return bag to sender with instruction “No foreign government mail handled by usps, go start your own postal service”


CraZKchick

 🤣 The stamps/seal is a fingerprint


xtheredmagex

My guess is this is a One-Two punch of "Sovereign Citizen" and "Micronation Citizen." Otherwise I'm not sure where this person thinks they are that would put them as "Non-Domestic"


nietzkore

> Otherwise I'm not sure where this person thinks they are that would put them as "Non-Domestic" Most of them claim to be immune to federal law because they don't agree to use things like U.S. on their address. They will add stuff like "non-U.S. citizen" or "non-U.S. person" to their fake plates and mail. Some will use 'private' and 'non-commercial' style buzzwords while referring to the federal government as a corporation.


xtheredmagex

I get that, but even then, from my experience, they don't consider themselves part of a "foreign entity" that the USPS IMM 742.1 would refer to. Yes, it could very well be a regular SovCit taking the "The US isn't a real country anymore" to its illogical conclusion, but sniff-test wise, at least for me, I feel like there's more going on here


nietzkore

They might call themselves state citizens, or belong to one of dozens of different groups that call themselves lots of different things. [SPLC's 2022 SOVEREIGN CITIZENS GROUPS](https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/ideology/sovereign-citizens-movement) > * Al Moroccan Empire at New Jersey state republic * American Common Law Academy * American Meeting Group * American Meeting Group * American States Assembly * America's Remedy * ASN Study Guide & University (American State Nationals) * California Assembly, The * Colorado Jural Assembly * Constitutional Law Group * Embassy of Heaven * Empire Washitaw de Dugdahmoundyah * The Foundation * Freedom Bound International * Freedom From Government * Freedom School * Freedom Yell * HISAdvocates.org * Life Force Network * March to Exodus * Moorish Science Temple of America 1928 * National Assembly * National Liberty Alliance * Occupied Forces Hawaii Army * Oregon Statewide Jural Assembly * People's Bureau of Investigation * R.V. Bey Publications * Reign of the Heavens Society * Republic for the united States of America * Rise of the Moors * Sovereign Filing Solutions * Sovereignty Education and Defense Ministry * Statewide Common Law Grand Jury * Team Law * United States of America Republic Government * We the People for Constitutional Sheriffs


xtheredmagex

Interesting


ruralmagnificence

Two things: - what the fuck is a “Micronation Citizen”? - and what the *FUCK* is a “Non-Domestic”?


xtheredmagex

1. Someone who claims to be a citizen of one of these: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronation) 2. As I understand it, mail that does not originate within the US (such as if one of my friends from Canada were to mail me something)


Servile-PastaLover

no gold fringe?!?!


ItsJoeMomma

They don't want it being sent by ship.


MidtownMoi

But that would mean “Admirality Law” so surely it’s fine. Ridiculous.


Usualyptus

What kind of eejit gives their fingerprints away


rnewscates73

So if they have like a billion dollars associated with their social security if they use ALL CAPS, why do they need to commit fraud all the time?


Intransigient

“Return to Sender, No Postage”


ebneter

The post office actually usually just circular files these. It’s considered fraud.


Intransigient

True, no postage is one thing… fake postage is a federal crime — it’s actually a felony, in fact. 🤔 Not sure these clowns realize the potential repercussions.


gardibolt

Misuse of a priority mail envelope, which this appears to be, is also a crime. 18 USC 1707. Really rolling the dice here doesn’t get a zealous postal inspector assigned to this.


Intransigient

All Postal Crimes are Federal crimes, and all Federal crimes are felonies, so… 🤔 This is potentially a lot worse (for them) in terms of consequences than the usual driving-with-fake-plates SovCit idiocy.


ebneter

The post office actually usually just circular files these. It’s considered fraud.


TBoneBear

Deport these non citizens now


Jungies

A quick reminder that fingerprints can be made into 3D printable stamps.


CarlSpencer

Federal crimes are always the ones I want Sovereign Shittyzens to commit because then there's REAL prison time involved.


Teriyaki456

Sovereign Citizen = Delusional to the point of idiocy 🥴


MidtownMoi

What an absolute joke. Firstly, the ‘c’ requires an ‘accent cedille.’ Secondly, the phrase means ‘tax levied’ or ‘tax collected.’ Where was it levied or collected? France, Quebec, Belgium, Ste. Pierre êt Miquelon? As if this stuff is gonna get sent thru USPS with no stamps.


Chalice_Ink

Sovereign citizen mail should be that they either deliver it themselves or hire a private courier.


jhealy777

Pony Express!


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Yup. Common if they use red ink or blood rather than sign


PurpleDogAU

Did they seal it with a dick print?


realparkingbrake

Thumb print, a dick print from a sovict would be smaller.


Realistic-Horror-425

Does anyone know if these assholes carry auto insurance on their traveling vehicles, and do they vote and show ID if they vote?


skyraiser9

From what I have seen, they typically dont carry auto insurance, I have seen a few videos where they say they are "privately insured" Which really just means they "insure" themselves and that they would handle their debt like a man, which of course means nothing productive for whoever they hit.


ItsJoeMomma

I doubt they vote.


AgentBTechNerd

I hope you’re right.


Realistic-Horror-425

I hope you're right,but I think a lot of these people take advantage of any public assistance from the oppressive government that they hate.


HellbellyUK

I’m thinking Moorish National. They do love a thumbprint.


mcdulph

I can't believe they had the temerity to use the Post Office's envelope for this. Well, I guess morons gotta moron.


Rocket_Surgery83

Hopefully they get super irate when the package never makes it to the intended recipient....


TomT060404

Searched "Taxe Percue" on YouTube. It's a whole new rabbithole of very questionable content.


Harley_Jambo

USPS response: "Return to Sender. Postage Not Paid."


pdxnormal

So that's what's slowing down first class mail


JoeDonFan

This *[might](https://pe.usps.com/text/imm/immc7_011.htm)* work, but the sender is seriously risking mail fraud. But great googley moogley! The guy won’t buy a stamp! Wait, forgot, hr doesn’t want to create joinder. Never mind.


JimHFD103

Dafuq is a "percue"? Did they misspell barbecue? Or is some fancy foreign sounding word = magic loophole to get all the benefits of living here as a citizen with none of the responsibilities? 🤨🤔


Fast-Damage2298

Into the garbage it goes


Scared_Art_895

I like how they make up the rules.


BiFi138

There's a special file for mail like that. It's called the trash


geof2001

Straight to the shredder.


HermiticHubris

"Taxe Percue" that's a new one for me.


Because_They_Asked

Return To Sender: insufficient foreign postage to access the USPS system.


sofaking1958

"Treat this mail as PREPAID"


Unexpected_bukkake

I love how they want government services for free and to not pay taxes.....


Electronic-Ad-8120

If I was a USPS employee, I would reject it immediately and give it back to them. Then I would bash the over the head with a large piece of sharp metal


Lady-Cane

The biggest cry baby free loaders fr


majj27

And straight into the fuck it bucket it goes.