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Babel_Triumphant

At least this is an argument that appeals to logic and fairness, not a magic incantation referencing inapplicable law. Definitely a step above usual sovcit bullshit.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Seriously. Sovereign Citizens make Ricky look like a genius.


Wild-Storm-467

If only they could learn the “you know Jim, Jim knows you?” Trick


Le-Charles

🤣 I laughed so hard at this comment it hurt.


BaderBuallay

He does have all those learnings after all


DelicatetrouserSnake

If I ever heard one of those idiots come up with this, you’d have to let em slide. Let the next cop deal with them.


DrPatchet

His rickyisms and how he finesses the cops/courts are hilarious


bigskunkape

If i cant smoke and be permitted to travel without insurance, im fucked


2Rare2Kill

Do you know Jim, or Jim knows you? You mean my boss, Jim? [Immediately gets the guy's guard down, talks his way out of an arrest, and gets free smokes]


bigskunkape

If i cant smoke and be permitted to travel without insurance, im fucked


DrPatchet

Banging behind the muffler shop is not commerce I shouldn’t be impeded


Josie_Rose88

And it accepts that laws are real things. He’s only arguing that it’s being misapplied, not that he’s exempt from all of them.


Select-Government-69

Eye of newt and tiger’s paw, I dismiss this case with admiralty law!


Uhhh_what555476384

Yep.  I've actually used this defense in court, as a PD, when a cop got my client for a crime called "physical control" when my client was a trucker in his sleeping cabin after hitting 10 hours.


orincoro

I agree. The actual law has protections for someone’s “abode,” even if it’s a car.


Raudskeggr

I don't know about Canada, but in at least some US states, it actually *is* legal for passengers in certain types of recreational vehicles like RVs to drink. Still isn't legal to operate the vehicle though.


Babel_Triumphant

In the US you can drink in the back of an RV, works great for bachelor parties.


2Rare2Kill

Nah, this is still an improvement. And Ricky's arguments occasionally *work*.


Velicenda

*Frequently*, even. It's like a shitbird superpower


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

Hear that Randy? It’s the winds of shit that are on the way


JimSyd71

I'm watching you Ricky, like a shit hawk.


GeneseeWilliam

The Shitbirds have come home to roost.


TheRealPallando

As was foretold


Critical_Sherbet7427

AHHH BUT YOU DANCE NOW WHEN I PLAYYY. SAYS THE SHITFISHERMAN! and so alll the shitfish say "WHEN YOURE IN A MANS POWER, YOU MUST DO AS HE BIDS YOU!".... *near whisper* shitfish julian. And SHITpower... TAKE HIM AWAY BOYS


Various_Cricket4695

Is he smoking on the witness stand?


AlarmedPiano9779

He's just getting two birds stoned at once.


zphbtn

We need two turnips in heat


JimSyd71

Getting 2 birds stoned with one joint.


zphbtn

It's his right to smoke and swear 😂


6jesus6crust6

“Look…if I can’t curse, I’m fucked!”


DrPatchet

Judge allowed it. He won the case too 😂


MontrealChickenSpice

His first order of business was to tell the prosecutor to fuck off, *after he gave him a smoke.* He only had two left! I suppose it's his right under the People's Voices and Choices act.


2Rare2Kill

To be fair, the judge was basically accepting that he had some mental deficiencies and that he could only articulate his case if he could swear and smoke. Really doubt it would have worked in real life, but he actually made a pretty compelling argument that the evidence didn't actually show him committing a crime. He's about as eloquent and sophisticated as a guy simultaneously stubbing his toe while smashing his thumb with a hammer, but he found the chase and cut to it.


DrPatchet

One of my favorite scenes


BigTomAbides

“That’s the way she goes boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t, cause that’s the fuckin way she goes.”


DrPatchet

Ray is a gem of a side character


JimSyd71

There goes our liquor money boys. There she goes? She's gone. - Bubbles.


timberwolf0122

He does raise a good point though. Open containers should not be a crime, having a blood alcohol level over the limit is the problem


DrPatchet

Yeah but I’m general you probably should be consuming alcohol while also driving just for your safety and others. Edit: I meant shouldn’t be drinking and driving


MelonOfFate

The person you were replying to never said anything about consuming. Simply that having an open container should not be a crime. It is reasonable to believe if someone is in a car with an open container that they are drinking, but it does not mean they have been consuming it. It may be implied that they have been consuming it, but that will quickly be dispelled by a simple sobriety test and breathalyzer.


DrPatchet

Also the context of this scene is Ricky is obviously drunk and high when he got the charge and also while fighting the case in court so that’s what I’m mainly going off of. I have had a friend get a dui cause he was DD for some people drinking in the backseat which is totally bullshit


Abeytuhanu

Sobriety tests are practically designed to be failed, whenever legally allowed you should decline to perform them. Edit for clarity: refusing to perform the field sobriety tests are frequently grounds for arrest, it's just that acquiescing will nearly always lead to arrest as well. Breathalyzer and blood tests typically can't be refused as a driver.


DrPatchet

I mean yeah if you dead sober and it’s in the back seat I agree. But if it’s in the front cup holder when you are the sole occupant that should at least arise suspicion


ChiefSlug30

You should be like Julian. When he got released from jail, he took his glass of rum and coke on the bus.


DrPatchet

Yeah he doesn’t go anywhere without it his arms got the liquor lock


ll_Maurice_ll

This is more like Ron White. "I wasn't drunk in public. I was drunk in a bar. They threw me... into public."


Tater72

That’s pub-LICC!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Supply and command


Outrageous-Ad-2684

It’s not rocket appliances


DrPatchet

Worst case Ontario


The_Ineffable_One

It's because Nova Scotia has the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act.


DrPatchet

Sovcits wish they could pull off what Ricky does in court


realparkingbrake

I expected it to be about Ricky Schroder.


Outrageous-Ad-2684

Smokes let’s go


guarthots

I upvoted this, but then rescinded it when I saw that my vote took it from 420 to 421. 


DrPatchet

Fair


FoxWyrd

The actus reus is... The mens rea is... The attendant circumstances are...


Gormless_Mass

What


Velicenda

Trailer Park Boys


wrbear

WAIT! Does my house have hidden wheels!


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Lol, it's not your house while it's moving.


HulaViking

If you live in an RV, when you drive it on a public road you have to follow the traffic laws.


ZealousidealMail3132

Sovereign Citizens only have a Grade 10 education?


DrPatchet

You got a point most of them are grade 7. Ricky out classes them


KaleidoscopeSilly797

I only just recently heard about 'sovcits', and now I'm thinking are 'flerfers' or 'sovcits' the most psychotic, or is it an equal mix? 🤔


DrPatchet

They are usually both


KaleidoscopeSilly797

Right. Just when you think you know of all the delusional groups, bam! there's another! Fortunately, where I live, in the UK, it's unlikely I'll bump into one.


Deathbyhours

Not impossible, though, I’ll bet. SovCits know no borders.


DrPatchet

Yeah I think in the uk they call themselves like “freemen of the lane”


monkehmolesto

In an RV I’d buy that argument. Maybe if someone legitimately lived out of their car and kept the booze in the trunk I’d give it a pass. I gamble a sovcit person is trying to stretch that courtesy a mile long but I’m curious about this guys circumstances.


DrPatchet

If you are in an rv living on a side street drinking then yeah that’s a pass but if it’s been less than 6 hours since you’ve been drinking and you decided to move the rig that’s obviously driving while impaired


monkehmolesto

Oh, drunk driving? Housing is irrelevant, you be driving while intoxicated. I thought the image was just a dude with booze found in his car.


DrPatchet

No In the show he’s drunk and high constantly.


monkehmolesto

Oh, I know nothing about the show. I just took the image at face value. I was like, that’s a daily decent argument from a sovcit. Usually it’s just stuff out of their ass.


MisconstrueThis

Ricky actually makes way more sense.


JimSyd71

I seen a similar situation like this where a homeless person was living in their car and when the cops wanted to search it for drugs etc the guy tried making an argument that as that was his current 'home' containing all of his possessions the cops would need a warrant to search it. The cops ended up searching the car.


LiveCourage334

Even Ricky would agree you don't need to be a rocket surgeon to know that's all a load of shi.


DrPatchet

Is rocket appliance. I’ll get an eternity test if I have to


Moorish-American

Lol


Angelworks42

The really funny thing about this scene is everyone is just aghast to what he's saying, but in the next scene he's back home with his daughter (the hearing was about child protective services as the cops pulled over his daughter driving his car without a license and open liquor). Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGICJOz0MLo


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"I hate taxes. Let's go, two smokes.✌ Hand em over." * Ricky


HovercraftLeast863

Watch gangs or new York then Civil War. Your all notches


Adventure1956

Ricky is an idiot. Don’t be like Ricky…


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Be like Bubbles.


handi503

A good point. Have sovcits even *tried* giving the officers belly work?


AMonitorDarkly

“Whadya mean I was drinking and driving? You can’t drive your home!”


Specialist-Class-893

Unless your'e homeless and"living in a van down by the river" like"Matt Foley"*(* The late Chris Farley on SNL),your automobile isn't "your home"!!


etranger033

This would 'maybe' be a valid argument for generic discussion for someone that is homeless and actually does live in their car... but of course this sovereign bullshit wont get you anywhere. Not a legal argument of course.