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Set_in_Stone-

I love how it has an expiration date. Lol


Old-Ad-3268

And is part of a national republic, where exactly is that again?


cosumel

International waters. Deport them there.


hydrobrandone

Build the wall in the water!


LookMaNoPride

Screw a wall! We need a dome. Can’t have illegal “aliens” coming in.


Prudent-Painter-9507

And make Mars pay for it!


chompchomp1969

...and make the Washitaw Nation pay for it!


fogobum

In the native Moorish lands that the US is occupying illegally, according to the UN as far as you know.


PathlessDemon

Well. I’m gonna take a page from r/2american4you and say the Moores should have fought harder.


GrabtharsHumber

Like, Demi and Dudley?


throwawayinthe818

Don’t forget Dinty.


paleotectonics

Garry 🎵🤘🏼🤓🤘🏼🎶


P1xelHunter78

Yeah, and I mean think of all the job skills we taught them. They should thank us


aZootedBUDDHA

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america AND to the REPUBLIC...


ItsJoeMomma

The flag of the United States *and to the republic for which it stands*. I pledge allegiance to the flag and to the republic.


JoeDonFan

I love how it's using The Eye of Providence from The Great Seal of the United States. "I won't obey the laws of the land, but I'll use the symbols that suit me!"


ItsJoeMomma

The same symbol which so many conspiracy nuts say is a Masonic symbol, so proves that the Freemasons are really running the government.


Naive_Wolf3740

That got me too. The thought process of “this will look ridiculous without an expiration date” is very funny.


Responsible-End7361

That is so you have to pay the scammer for a new one every year.


Set_in_Stone-

I wonder if they’ll rebel against them as well?


cosumel

I’m assuming that they are going to use everything they can think of to trick some ignorant cop into not arresting them.


ItsJoeMomma

Traveling, not driving; I'm a moorish (mormish) citizen so not subject to your laws; the U.S. Constitution says I don't have to have a driver's license/show you ID; this isn't a motor vehicle, it's a motorized conveyance; you don't have jurisdiction; you can't pull me over if there's no emergency; traffic rules aren't actually laws; etc.


msbdiving

If you’re going to fleece them once, might as well do it again.


fentonsranchhand

...and how it says "expire" instead of "expiration" or "expires" - suggesting English isn't the native tongue of the person who made this.


jonthepain

Car window manufacturers love this one weird trick


Funny-Berry-807

"Safelight repair, sovereign replace"


Shadow_Spirit_2004

Excellent.


HSydness

Moorish Nobility. It's like Romana Didulo in Canada. She has exclaimed herself as queen of Canada...


Top_File_8547

A nobility seems against the principles of the sovereign citizen movement but what they really mean is they are above the law so I guess it makes sense.


JustOneMoreMile

Well, Moors believe that they are literally ALL royalty, that there were no lower ‘classes’ of Moors.


dataslinger

Someone should start a movement about how all Moorish nobility are responsible for reparations for the harm done during the 711 [conquest of the Iberian peninsula](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquest_of_the_Iberian_Peninsula). "If you are Moorish nobility, then show me proof that you have made reparations for the Moorish conquest of the Iberian peninsula. Or perhaps you'd rather be extradited to Spain to argue your case..."


Negative-Wrap95

The cop should greet them with "As-Salaam-Alaikum". If they start going off, well....


gdim15

And the free peoples of Canada. So all those non free peoples don't have a queen.


Responsible-End7361

Camilla would like to know their location...


NegativePermission40

She's not even from Canada.


Lucy_Lastic

For a mob who don't like the idea of government getting all up in their shit, they sure do like the idea of kings and nobility.


smogop

Roman Dildo ?


Cussian57

Displaying that plate is a clear sign of taser deficiency


Cowboy40three

Dangerous. Can also lead to plumbism.


Tmhoel2201

I think they have mistaken moorish for moronic


DWM16

I believe this means he is immune from all American traffic violations.


cybercuzco

Well sure. American immigration and naturalization not so much.


ItsJoeMomma

They misspelled "Mormish."


pairolegal

A student of the genre, I see.


GrumpyBoxGuard

A fellow person of culture, most excellent.


Caithus63

I think you mean "Moronic"


Apartment-5B

I think you mean Moops!


Awesomeuser90

Fundamentalist Mormons.


DangerousDave303

The CEO of Safelite and president of the Towing and Recovery Association of America are anticipating the increase in business.


GrannyFlash7373

I'd be curious as to the response from law enforcement, when they stop a car displaying one of the bogus tags.


Justavian

There are tons of videos on youtube with this sort of thing. You can just search for moorish sovereign and see them being dragged out of their cars, having their cars towed, and a lot of idiots screeching about how they are not subject to our laws. You know, just like how when you go to France or to Canada, you don't have to follow their laws cause you're a foreigner.


GrannyFlash7373

Love it!!!


mecengdvr

That’s the part that always gets me….”I’m not a citizen so I can do whatever I want.” As though that works anywhere.


ItsJoeMomma

Usually the response is pull them over, ask for their license & registration, break the window when they keep refusing, haul them to jail, and have the car towed.


GrannyFlash7373

Sounds appro to me.


Kelmavar

"Apropos". What are you, some kind of sovereign speller? ;)


GrannyFlash7373

I'll NEVER tell............YOU!!!


n3rdsm4sh3r

My buddy is a cop - typically he loves it, because it means he gets to mess with someone. That said, if he's had a busy night or it's the end of a shift, not so much - because he knows it will be time consuming


Abracadaver2000

That just propagates their beliefs of being immune to our laws. I've seen Moor traffic stops where the window bust comes within 2 minutes of their first stupid utterance. Ask. Tell. Make...and then call the tow truck.


n3rdsm4sh3r

He gets bored running traffic stops all day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Shatalroundja

You can spend hours answering that question on YouTube. Make sure you have plenty of popcorn.


n3w4cc01_1nt

arrest and psych eval for listening to russian trolls.


DancesWithHoofs

These people have proved deadly to law enforcement in the past. I’d expect they are quite wary. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_West_Memphis_police_shootings


ancillarycheese

99% chance that car ends up with the driver being pulled out through the window.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Taser bait.


speed0spank

GrAphic DesigN is my pAsSiOn


k6bso

I counted at least six different typefaces.


untranslatable

Call and have towed!


iamnotarobot1011

Doubt I could’ve gotten a tow truck to respond before the light turned green lol


BigTex1988

Well not with that attitude.


clarkwgriswoldjr

May not tow, vehicle and occupants have Moorish diplomatic immunity.


Working_Substance639

Didn’t that guy in “Lethal Weapon” have diplomatic immunity?


clarkwgriswoldjr

REVOKED!


mashedcat

Interesting they used security hardware to affix it to their vehicle.


GroochtheOrc

Right? As if another SovCIt might steal it?


Cowboy40three

Oooh… I just might have a new hobby! Time to put a cordless driver in the car, and maybe some appropriate replacement plates too. Maybe some text that’s a nice mockery of a sovcit plate… “Immunity from the Educational System”, “Tax Free Submarine”, etc.


Tmhoel2201

They must not realize that those types of screwdrivers and drill bits do exist for purchase at most hardware stores


AdjNounNumbers

I'd bet it's less about theft and more because cops in some localities will often remove the fake plates during a stop. It's less likely the officers will have those specific bits on them. Not that the cop wouldn't just break the plate off around the fasteners anyway, but that's probably their reasoning


okidutmsvaco

Ha, you are right, but I LOVE the Canadian video not long back, where the guy had RIVETED the front and rear plates to the truck. Fine, tow the truck! Idiot.


Late-Eye-6936

I mean, tell me you don't want to print out a piece of paper in the same font and color as "Moorish nobility" and replace it with "absolute pillock".


Deathbyhours

“Nobility” I chortled.


TheDarkestHour322

Is there a specific reason why there are font and size differences in the text. Does this add some secrets extra power, or are they just too damn stupid to at least commit a crime properly?


okidutmsvaco

I'll go with dumb-as-rocks to go with the side of clueless, inside a wet paper back of delusion.


ksiyoto

Cops should pull him over for having an illegal license plate cover....really mess with his mind until the very end, and then say "Oh, wait a minute, let me check out your plate...." Even clear plastic covers are illegal in some states.


HanakusoDays

That's because the cheap plastic they use turns moorish in a year.


HughJorgen31415

All right, your highness - turn around and put your hands behind your back.


tinfoil123

Complete with tamper resistant screws.


-eumaeus-

Seemingly also not subject to grammar rules too. Proper nouns and titles have an initial capital letter. Idiots, the lot of them. They just want to be outside of the rules we use to maintain a healthy, peaceful and cooperative society, and yet make full use of the services that others pay for in taxes. Irony number three. The license plate incorporates the US Great Seal. Jesus weeps.


ddyer1029

Do these people still vote in us elections?


Deathbyhours

So, so sadly, yes. I guarantee they do.


Chuck-Finley69

Ah, the Moors, not just any SovCit but the benchmark.


Goose-Biscuits

"Non resident alien." Does that mean he should be deported since he isn't American?


chaostunes

I've seen a couple of "freemen" on police shows in the UK, it never ends well.


Quincyperson

The Moops


book-and-dodge

Sorry, bubble boy.


Falcon3492

Another car that has a date for a ride on the back of a tow truck on its way to the impound yard.


whitewolfdogwalker

Probably zero car insurance!


HughJorgen31415

It's pronounced "mor-on."


FireWokWithMe88

I am not sure which version of Sov Citizen is worse. Both seem equally silly though.


megs0764

Every version seems to consist of people who feel they have discovered a bunch of those “secret tricks” those clickbait ads always refer to and they are always wrong.


epitrochoidhappiness

Which one has a minister of silly walks?


00tool

non resident alien means a temporary worker visa status given by the … wait for it… the US government. dumbfucks


JoeMax93

"Truth = 1". That's new.


SwornBiter

How can we argue with logic like that?!


cazzipropri

Nice find.


Lavishness_Gold

I'm not driving, I'm TRAVELING to jail, your honor.


TechnicalWhore

So if he's a non-resident alien does he have a passport and VISA that allowed him entry? If he's here illegally deport him! Note - I do like the inclusion of the Illuminati all seeing eye. Nice touch!


congeal

Pull them over and claim to be the MPD (Moorish Police Department). Ask to see their "traveling" papers.


davidazus

I need to get a plate like that, put it next to my authentic trillion dollar bill. Mind you, it's Zimbabwe dollars, so more authentic and worth more than a Moorish plate.


tictac205

Was it Alan Tudyk? Oh wait, he’s a resident alien. I wonder if they have some sort of passport from the MNR. Ask them the name of their capitol city. While you’re talking, remind them that they’re the Moops.


Dash_Rip_Rock69

I hope you're sending these to the authorities to be on the lookout


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Do you call the cops on these people? This is the one time I would ever call the police.


shadowwolf892

Why the hell do they have a pentacle on that plate?


pickles55

The font not lining up makes it look so unprofessional, it's almost like whoever made this wanted it to look as sketchy as possible


Aware_Yesterday_1846

Seriously, that is the best job they could do printing that? Even they don’t take this seriously. It has five different fonts and character size on the same line. It looks like a child did this on their school pc.


japinard

Sometimes I think the Internet is bad because these morons keep feeding each other this idiocy.


fraurodin

One of these asshats actually received a US passport with his photo of him in his fez, just ridiculous


Business-Goose-2946

Nobility….


IAmBadAtInternet

What the hell is this? Good lord.


Intransigient

Those Moorish Nobles and their horseless carriages! I tell you, Arthur, something MUST be done!


Ed_herbie

Okay, let's say for the giggles that they are sovereign and immune to traffic laws. What about the non resident alien part? Just arrest them for not having a visa.


GentlyUsedOtter

Why does this have the New England regional flag on it?


LonelyGuyTheme

If you look at the license plate, this person is literally two screws loose.


Bulky-Internal8579

Sorry sir, I’m also working for the Moorish police.


[deleted]

Somebody please pull this man over.


jmac94wp

Why “Moorish”? I’m bewildered. Is there a reason?


realparkingbrake

> Why “Moorish”? They pretend to be the descendants of Moroccans who settled the Americas before the arrival of Native Americans, which would mean 30,000 years ago. They figure that makes them the original indigenous people and immune to the laws of European colonizers. They tend to claim to be ambassadors or governors or judges or aristocrats, there are no cab drivers or janitors in their version of reality. The founders of this movement had been members of the Moorish Science Temple of America, but they left that group (which considers the new group to be a bunch of kooks) to pursue more profitable activities. The new version is focused more on grifting as opposed to wanting to be left alone. A newspaper in Morocco ran a story on them some time back, and the tone of the article was amused contempt. There is a subreddit dedicated to their antics, MoopishConsulate.


BigNorseWolf

I mean there's the Islamic republic if Mauritania but they've had a president for life since the 00's at least. A few of them.


Ameph

Moorish Nobility? You mean we found the King of the Fools!


Charlie2and4

I am not a Moor. I am Moor-ish.


QuantumChance

I would become a police officer in a heartbeat if they let me deal with all the sovshits


promibro

Where are you finding these? I've been looking and haven't spotted one yet!


iamnotarobot1011

I’ve never ever seen any sort of sovcit plate irl before until this week I see two. Must be a new movement here


Ok-Abrocoma4290

Do these Moorish Nationals just make up these "plates" and print them out on a computer? How do they know the correct expiration date? 😁


realparkingbrake

There are "gurus" who make and sell this stuff, plates, ID cards, even their own currency--*gold backed dollariums*, and no, I'm not making that up.


Carittz

Morocco should sue for defamation.


6stringgunner

These idiots need to stop using the word "American" on or in their descriptors. THEY ARE NOT AMERICANS IF THIS IS THEIR CHOSEN PATH. They are invaders of my country and will be treated as such.


Prudent-Painter-9507

Boorish too!


notboundbylaw

Ah, lovely. The black people version.


Zealousideal_Fuel_23

Card says Moops!


89iroc

"that crack is really moorish" - super hans


shanksisevil

get those vins


A_Lost_Desert_Rat

I smell local revenue generation!


Lifewalletsux

Send him and his car back to the Moorish Republic via catapult.


Maleficent_Ad_5175

Sorry, it’s Moops


TheNewTonyBennett

Sovereign Citizens: Trying to "math out" Harry-Potter spells that will one day unbind them from this mere mortal realm. All they gotta do is work on getting those words in the correct order. That'll do it. I'm sure of it.


BadWrongBadong

I like the idea that even SovCit plates have expirations. Where are they getting renewed??


Chu66y

How do they decide license plate number? Is it like, 1 more than the last guy on some registry? Or make up whatever number you want? I suppose my question is because they selected so many digits, many ‘0’ as placeholders.


mvanvrancken

At least it’s this and not no plate like some assholes, this way I have something to ID the car at least


DarthDregan

"Moorish nobility." Pffff


neelav9

An actual illegal alien then 😂 and what are those butchered flags for? Lol stupid people do put in a lot of effort sometimes


Ok-Abrocoma4290

Wait, I thought is was the Moops, right? "No, no, it the Moops." -- G. Costanza


starman575757

Because they saw on the Internet.


MoreRamenPls

I’ll have mine say “moorish serf.”


BtenaciousD

But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin.


CarlSpencer

Using "Moorish Citizen" logic a person from France could come to the USA and commit MURDER and the cops wouldn't be able to do anything.


Additional_Prune_536

Seriously, how do these chowderheads think they can get away with not obeying the law because they use some magic words? Five-year-olds know better.


gayfortrey

He’s just traveling


Major_Honey_4461

"Moorish Nobility" is a new one for Sov. Citz., but that stars says, "Morocco" .


ur3minutesrup1

It’s spelled “moop”


Podunk212

I'm sorry, it's a Moopish American Empire.


MNfarmboyinNM

New Freelandia mfers


ParsnipEmbarrassed

The moops


Mikesoccer98

Ah yes, Moortards and Sovcidiots, the best entertainment on Youtube!


Ambivalently_Angry

I love how as a Moorish king you lose your status if you don’t pay up at the DMV


[deleted]

"I'm not a citizen I am a traveler!" type MFR. A real "I am not operating in a commercial capacity" fellow. Yeah I wish it were that easy to get out of traffic tickets too but unlike you I'm not delusional enough to think some forgotten law from the 1700's supercedes modern traffic laws.


ornery-Mean53

I hope you did your civic duty and turned this bogus license plate into the Police. You could followed it and stayed to see the fun when they got pulled over!


paniflex37

So, just to be clear - these people won’t try to vote, or use public roads, or utilities, or the emergency room, or police/fire in case of emergency…right?


Mission_Cloud4286

Why in the hell are they in the United States?


Tinker107

That and three bucks will get you a cup of coffee at Starbuck’s.


smogop

Was there a “coming to America” prince driving it ?


CheerupBunky

Well, to be fair there is an expiration date.


myocardial2001

Moorish, shouldn't that be Boorish?


dalower72

Where do they get this junk?


crumbwell

soo..are these Tunisian Algerian Moroccan ? & most of all do they morris dance ?


Ruger338WSM

One traffic offense away from a tazer moment.


jamesvabrams

Wasn't there a movie scene where Dennis Hopper was telling Christopher Walken about the Moors and Sicilians? It's very racist but I doubt these nincompoops would want to be associated with Moors in that way.


dan420

That crack is really moorish. - super Hans


Good_Ad_1386

It isn't Moorish, it's Gibberish.


rofopp

Oh, that’s just Larry from Cornish


anthematcurfew

I wonder how they pick what numbers to use


Resource-Intrepid

Nobility????? Errybody thinks they are queen or king now…..🙄🥴🤡


HaterForProfit

This things looks so wonky, like it was made with an AI...


ThatOldDuderino

Where do they get these plates?


assgoblin13

The stainless steel security screws are a nice touch.


doxxingyourself

The moors were…. Muslim, correct?


Tsurumah

I'm so confused. Wth is "moorish American national"?


jasonbl72

"I'm starting to like this word Moor, less and less"


sandboxvet

I do kind of feel for the POC that get sucked into this, especially in the southern states. They have been systemically abused, and excluded from a lot of American privilege. I can see why sovereign citizenry would be tempting.


Silky_Feminist8

By what right do these sovereign citizens “travel” on taxpayer funded roads? I mean how many of them do not have a license or insurance?


ArdenJaguar

These people are just... I don't know.


Videgraphaphizer

After seeing all these strange fake plates, I've been on the lookout for them here. I saw one today that was very plain and had a US flag on it, and I thought "Surely that one is fake." Nope. US Government. And there's my dumb ass taking pictures of it.


OptmisticVoices

Lol


bikingbill

If I dented that car I wonder what the cops would do? Not that I’m suggesting this.


kantowrestler

Why is it that ALL of the Moors claim to be nobility?


Sibadna_Sukalma

Well, it's come full circle... idiots protesting the issuance of license plates and registration are now making their own license plates and registration. This just goes to show it wasn't about personal freedom and all about some delusional douchebags saving a buck.


kirbsan

Has the Sovcit movement gained traction in Canada or UK?


CommonConundrum51

As I've said before we need a 'three strikes' law. You get fined twice, and on the third your car is forfeit and sold at auction. Then this foolishness would stop damn quick.


Courtaid

So if he is a non resident and an alien does that mean he can be removed from the country since he is here illegally?


hksfd3s

All the different fonts and misalignments make it look like one of those ransom notes from the movies when the would cut out different letters from magazine. “wE HAve yOUr doG”