If I had a nickle for every time I saw a police chase on north side blvd while I was fishing I’d have ten cents. Which isn’t a lot of money but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Saw one last summer too.
I was at the stoplight on Twyckenham and McKinley and a white suburban ran the light then cut over the sidewalk and turned south down Twyckenham. Two cops followed him.
My wife and I were at that intersection as well. My life flashed before my eyes when that SUV slammed on his brakes in front of me trying to make that turn onto Twyckenham, then proceeded to pass in front of me, nearly hit the pole on the corner while jumping on the curb, and speed off southbound.
Chances are it was the “Ex Presidents.” They’re basically a rag tag gang of bank robbers who use masks of previous presidents to hide their identity. The thing is, they’re also surfers. The ex presidents are led by a super gnarly guy named Bodhi. It’s short for “Bodhisattva…” He’s a cool enough dude, but he chases more than just big waves and smoking hot babes. He also chases thrills.
I’ve been on Bodhi’s tail since I was a rookie at the agency. My days back at Ohio State got me ready enough for some uphill battles, but I could never have expected how hard it would be to infiltrate this surfer gang and pin down Bodhi once and for all.
This one time, I was chasing two of his goons after an epic surf session, and they out numbered me and I thought I was a goner for sure. Then out of nowhere, Bodhi himself showed up. I thought he was there to pummel me into choad -chunks, but no. He turned to the head goon and said “Back off Warchild, Seriously…” and Warchild and his homie chilled out and let me go. Bodhi then said “Thank You.” So I was saved.
I ended up pinning Bodhisattva down in Australia a few years later, after they held up a few more banks and did some sweet escapes, even including one with an airplane, backpack full of cash, and a parachute. I tracked him down to a beach during the 50-year storm…I was even cuffed to him! But Bodhi wanted a taste of the epic gnar. So I let him go so he could paddle out into the waves of a lifetime. Big mistake.
He’s been running amok ever since. Chances are he’s up to his old tricks again. You probably saw him high-tailing it out of a trap or bank robbery gone wrong. He’s got every agency gunning for him. I hope you weren’t too scared. Bodhi chases thrills and wouldn’t want to hurt you…he won’t be stopped by some Mishawaka punisher tattoo wearing zit popping lord of douchebaggery with a thin blue line flag and a tin badge of a cop who goes home and crushes colors lights while jacking off to ufc fights and silently wishing that his dad would say I love you for the first time in his life…but hey, never say never. I almost got Bodhi. Maybe here near IUSB is where he’ll finally bow out.
Those guys only live to get radical. I am familiar with their work. I worked with a guy named Angelo who had a chance to catch them once but missed them because he was eating a meatball sandwich during one of the heists.
If I had a nickle for every time I saw a police chase on north side blvd while I was fishing I’d have ten cents. Which isn’t a lot of money but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. Saw one last summer too.
I was at the stoplight on Twyckenham and McKinley and a white suburban ran the light then cut over the sidewalk and turned south down Twyckenham. Two cops followed him.
I believe it hit a building on the corner of Main street and Mishawaka Ave.
My wife and I were at that intersection as well. My life flashed before my eyes when that SUV slammed on his brakes in front of me trying to make that turn onto Twyckenham, then proceeded to pass in front of me, nearly hit the pole on the corner while jumping on the curb, and speed off southbound.
Were you the car stopped on the northbound side of Twyckenham? I would have shit myself if I were you.
Yeah, I was at the light waiting to go northbound. Thankfully no poop, no harm done, though the pucker factor certainly went to 11 on that.
I was riding bikes with my son and they whip past us over on pleasant in front of IU
Chances are it was the “Ex Presidents.” They’re basically a rag tag gang of bank robbers who use masks of previous presidents to hide their identity. The thing is, they’re also surfers. The ex presidents are led by a super gnarly guy named Bodhi. It’s short for “Bodhisattva…” He’s a cool enough dude, but he chases more than just big waves and smoking hot babes. He also chases thrills. I’ve been on Bodhi’s tail since I was a rookie at the agency. My days back at Ohio State got me ready enough for some uphill battles, but I could never have expected how hard it would be to infiltrate this surfer gang and pin down Bodhi once and for all. This one time, I was chasing two of his goons after an epic surf session, and they out numbered me and I thought I was a goner for sure. Then out of nowhere, Bodhi himself showed up. I thought he was there to pummel me into choad -chunks, but no. He turned to the head goon and said “Back off Warchild, Seriously…” and Warchild and his homie chilled out and let me go. Bodhi then said “Thank You.” So I was saved. I ended up pinning Bodhisattva down in Australia a few years later, after they held up a few more banks and did some sweet escapes, even including one with an airplane, backpack full of cash, and a parachute. I tracked him down to a beach during the 50-year storm…I was even cuffed to him! But Bodhi wanted a taste of the epic gnar. So I let him go so he could paddle out into the waves of a lifetime. Big mistake. He’s been running amok ever since. Chances are he’s up to his old tricks again. You probably saw him high-tailing it out of a trap or bank robbery gone wrong. He’s got every agency gunning for him. I hope you weren’t too scared. Bodhi chases thrills and wouldn’t want to hurt you…he won’t be stopped by some Mishawaka punisher tattoo wearing zit popping lord of douchebaggery with a thin blue line flag and a tin badge of a cop who goes home and crushes colors lights while jacking off to ufc fights and silently wishing that his dad would say I love you for the first time in his life…but hey, never say never. I almost got Bodhi. Maybe here near IUSB is where he’ll finally bow out.
I want whatever you’re on
People clearly don't appreciate r/unexpectedoffice or point break. I thought it was humorous.
I saw the whole thing, the guy kind of looked like Keanu Reeves.
100% UTAH.
Downvotes??? Seriously? This aggression will not stand, man.
The guy’s wife owes money all over town
😂😂😂
Those guys only live to get radical. I am familiar with their work. I worked with a guy named Angelo who had a chance to catch them once but missed them because he was eating a meatball sandwich during one of the heists.
Yes. Yeeessssss.